Post by CCWrestling on Feb 27, 2020 5:50:40 GMT
March 15th, 2020
Las Vegas, Nevada.
Angelus Temple.
We open with the caption ‘in the year 2099’ as a strange post apocalyptic world is shown. A battle was taking place between an army and an unknown force. A woman hid behind cover, talking to someone
Woman: “Sir, I can’t leave you, we’re pinned down!”
Commanding Officer: “If you don’t go now, there won’t be anything here left at all! You have to go back and stop them!”
The man said as he fired his laser rifle from behind cover. An inhuman screech was heard as green blood splashed nearby from the shots hitting.
Woman: “I.. I guess I have to, I mean, this worked once before right, against the Russians?”
Commanding Officer: “That’s just a story told to the younglings, now go in there, hop in the time machine and stop Wrestling With Christ Apocalypse from unleashing the literal apocalypse! They don’t know what they’re playing with here...”
The woman saluted as she scurried off to a nearby facility, moving into it, the place was decayed but she ultimately found the last remaining time machine… She hopped in, hearing explosions and cries on the outside… She wanted to look back, go back and save them, but she couldn’t. She wiped the tears from her eyes and hit a few buttons… her destination…
March 15th, 2020. She would save the world by any means necessary.
Earlier in the day…
Immediately we see Marty Kovacs arriving at the Angelus Temple in scenic Las Vegas, Nevada! Marty pushed in a bag when he noticed nearby, his son Jake talking to a blonde. Not just any blonde, this woman was one of the hired people in charge of the choir and singing portion of the show, Everly Faye! He was quite surprised, not aware his son knew her. Eventually their conversation ended and Jake moved towards him and the two exchanged pleasantries.
Marty Kovacs: “I didn’t know you knew Everly, son?”
He asked in confusion, seeing as he hadn’t met Everly himself up till the last few weeks when booking her.
Jake Kovacs: “Who? Oh, her? Is that who that was? She just asked me for the time.”
Marty Kovacs: “Oh, well, uh… how are you after the uh… stabbing?”
Strange, but Marty wasn’t attempting to pry, having legitimately been curious.
Jake Kovacs: “I’m fine, don’t worry so much dad.”
Marty Kovacs: “I’m not worried, just… you were stabbed.”
The moment was a somber one between father and son, but Jake laughed it all off immediately after.
Jake Kovacs: “It’s all good, just, I need you to sign those papers for me later?”
Marty Kovacs: “Son, I told you once before, we’re not working with… them. Not after what they did.”
A stern tone overtaking Marty’s voice… Who was ‘them’?
Jake Kovacs: “Yeah sure, we’ll talk later while I’m treating my stab wounds.”
Clearly guilt set in for Marty was Jake wandered off, leaving Marty standing there looking dejected. Eventually, Lazlo Goodlove walked up and patted him on the back.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Guess we’re doing this again, huh, old man?”
Marty Kovacs: “Guess so. Who would have thought people would have taken to the combination of Jesus and professional wrestling?”
It was so stupid it shouldn’t have worked, to be fair.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Honestly when you told me I thought it was too stupid to work but… here we are at Wrestling With Christ 2… Apocalypse.”
Lazlo turned and gazed into the camera for added effect as we faded into a video package.
In the ring, Billy Jack Cipes, one of the ring announcers for tonight's festivities waited in the center of the ring, glancing towards the nearby stage. Two entrance tunnels were behind him as well, the ‘Satan’ and ‘Jesus’ entrance as they had been dubbed previously and several wrestlers lined up at both.
BJ. Cipes: “Ladies and gentlemen, to sing our national anthem please welcome… KIT!”
The crowd erupted as Kit was seen on stage waving to everyone, the spotlight shining upon the other half of the two blondes in charge of tonight’s music.
Kit: 𝅘𝅥𝅮“Oh, say can you see.. By the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last gleaming?”𝅘𝅥𝅮[/color]
The wrestlers involved in this show gathered on stage, several people such as Jacob Kuntz kneeling while Tedmund Montgomery cursed at him in outrage. Several wrestlers getting betwixt them to stop a fight from breaking out.
Kit: 𝅘𝅥𝅮“Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight! O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming.”𝅘𝅥𝅮[/color][/size]
On the stage, Tedmund had his hands around the throat of Kuntz as several talents tried to seperate them. Kuntz had his hand down his own pants trying to die as David Carradine once had, not fighting back as he should.
Kit: 𝅘𝅥𝅮“And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there.”𝅘𝅥𝅮[/color][/size]
They were still fighting and… yeah Jacob Kuntz had his junk out already, what the h?
Kit: 𝅘𝅥𝅮“Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave… For the land of the free, and the home of the brave!!!”𝅘𝅥𝅮[/color][/size]
A standing ovation occurred around the arena from the clear patriots around the building, the Faithful following of Wrestling With Christ in an uproar! Kit waved at everyone as we moved down to Lazlo Goodlove and Nate Paxton at ringside!
Lazlo Goodlove: “From one golden voice to another, ladies and gentlemen welcome back to Wrestling With Christ! I am as always Lazlo Goodlove and I am joined by the intransigent Nate Paxton!”
Nate Paxton: “I believe in rights for people of all kinds, first off, Laz! But yes, welcome to the show and boy what a card we have for you!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s right, several hours worth of great matches, music, preaching and the holy spirit pouring through your every orifice.”
Nate Paxton: “I already feel like I’m being double stuffed by God and Jesus, Lazlo.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Me too, Nate. Now straight into the action, we have our opening contest as the Golden Ticket Champion Winter Drell defends her gold against Skylar Knight!”
Nate Paxton: “These two developed one heck of an issue at Wrestling With Christ #1, whether it on night one or two, with both of them having been in contention for the gold!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Skylar briefly held the gold under the now suspended 24/7 ruling and Winter currently has held onto the gold a record setting three times… can she maintain her reign?!”
Nate Paxton: “Or will Skylar Knight of the team Flex Appeal manage to overcome the odds?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Speaking of Flex Appeal, what effect will Matt Knight have on this match, if any at all?!”
Winter Drell © vs. Skylar Knight (w/ Matt Knight)
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
CCW Golden Ticket Championship
Singles Match
[/b]
Saylor Stanhouse: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is for the Christ Centered Wrestling Golden Ticket Championship! In the ring in one corner… the challenger! She hails from Los Angeles, California and weighs in at one hundred fifteen pounds, she stands at five foot five inches tall… SKYLAR KNIGHT!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “A hate filled reaction for Skylar, and you can clearly see Matt Knight outside of the ring cheering her on. How much of a factor will he be?”
Saylor Stanhouse: “And the champion… she stands at 5’8, and weighs in at 125 lbs! She hails from Indianapolis, Indiana... She is the reigning Christ Centered Wrestling Golden Ticket Champion… WINTER DRELL!!!”
Nate Paxton: “Winter Drell has had an iron grip on this belt just like… Robert Baratheon… who? Had on the Iron… Throne? Is this a cult?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Either way, the bell rings and we see these two ladies square up. Both of these women bring a lot to the table. You have the rough edges of Winter Drell that she’s happy to drive into you, and the toned athleticism of Skylar Knight.”
Nate Paxton: “Early on, it seemed like Skylar had the lead of the match. Everything was essentially going this young lady's way, but the crowd got on the side of Winter Drell for one reason or another.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Skylar was caught off guard with a thesz press on the rebound from the ropes though, with Winter taking her down to the mat!
Nate Paxton: “But the final sequence of this match was when Winter had Skylar with the Killing in the Name of Drell, but to everyone’s shock, Skylar kicked out!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “People rarely kick out of that, but Skylar was on point tonight! She kicked out and when Winter went to pull her up for another, Matt Knight was on the apron!”
Nate Paxton: “This distraction lead to Winter trying to attack Matt, only for the referee to get in between them. Nearby, Skylar quickly exposed the turnbuckle though!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Winter turned around and was thrown head first into the turnbuckle, then, Skylar hits the ropes for her Split Legged Leg Drop and goes for the pin!”
Nate Paxton: “And she gets it!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Just like that we have a brand new Golden Ticket Champion! But a hard fought battle by Winter, the numbers game was just too much to bare!”
Winner: Skylar Knight
God's Star Rating: ★★★★[/size]
Saylor Stanhouse: “And your NEW Golden Ticket Champion… SKYLAR KNIGHT!”
Winter laid on the mat looking annoyed as Skylar and Matt Knight celebrated. Skylar running around holding up her brand new championship.
BJ Cipes: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have just received a text message from God.”
The other ring announcer spoke into his microphone as Skylar glared on… Winter was already grinning, knowing what was coming as she had experienced this once before.
Skylar Knight: “Don’t you fucking do it, don’t you fucking do it BJ. We’re bigger than Jesus! Don’t do it!”
BJ Cipes: “God has just informed me that going forward, the 24/7 rules will be in effect for the Golden Ticket Championship unless it is being defended in a sanctioned match!”
Skylar Knight: “Fuck you, God! I hope Chang kills you, you hear me?!”
Winter Drell rolled out of the ring laughing, then waved to Skylar as out of nowhere, Saylor Stanhouse kicked Matt Knight in the testicles, then rolls up Skylar for referee Rusty McFeely to make the count!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Saylor Stanhouse!”
Backstage, several people could be seen making their way out towards the main arena. Saylor turned and began to run off. Only for Skylar and Matt Knight to have recouperated and taking her down on the Satan Entrance ramp! Matt catches her with a knee and Skylar gets the pin!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Skylar Knight!”
Matt and Skylar leapt the barricade as a horde of various talents came for them! Jacob Kuntz was seen with his penis out for some reason, it was horrifying!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Chaos has broken out in Wrestling With Christ! The Faith Healers are ringside checking on Saylor and I think Flex Appeal just got chased through the rest of the church!”
Brad and Chad could be seen checking on Saylor, who was in the midst of screaming she was the best ring announcer in the world and deserved better…
Taylor Lynn vs. Valeria
Officiated by Rusty McFeely
Whip on a Pole Match[/b]
BJ Cipes: “The following contest is a whip on a pole match where the only way to win is to take the whip from the pole and use it on your opponent, then pin them!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “I have it on good authority some people would pay good money to be beaten with a whip, Pax.”
Nate Paxton: “In my younger years when I was married to Irene she used to beat me with a whip for fun, Laz.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “I know we were neighbors for about seven years, I used to hear you begging and calling her mommy during what I assume were better times.”
Nate Paxton: “Better times indeed, Laz.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Both ladies have arrived to the ring, both newcomers to Wrestling With Christ. Tell us a bit about Taylor Lynn and Valeria, Pax.”
Nate Paxton: “It’s been some time since Taylor Lynn has been seen in a major wrestling company and for some reason, she chose here to do it. She’s a violent, vicious one for sure. And this Valeria is a newcomer to the business, but she’s known to work a very stiff wrestling style…”
Lazlo Goodlove: “This will clearly not be a technical wrestling showcase as these two women jump right into it exchanging clubbing blows. Closed fists exchanged, lefts, rights, these two ladies started this thing off lighting one another up.”
Nate Paxton: “The back and forth went on for most of this match with neither woman giving, slugging it out without relent. The fans were on the edge of their seat waiting to see who might give!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Both women struggled atop the turnbuckle, trying to wrangle the whip from the pole. Both pulled it down, hitting the mat hard. After getting up, Taylor proceeded to whip Valeria enough to beat her into submission and then hit her finishing maneuver.”
Nate Paxton: “After that, that’s all she wrote. Two women trying to whip each other, it’s a kink I couldn’t explain in couples therapy when that bitch Irene drug me there..”
Winner: Taylor Lynn
God's Star Rating: ★★★[/size]
Skylar Knight was seen wandering through the back with the Golden Ticket Championship, and Matt Knight was in tow.
Skylar Knight: “Matt, honey, go get the keys and I’m going to get out of here.”
Matt Knight: “On it.”
Skylar kept sneaking around corners as Matt ran off. Only to be caught upside of the head by an empty collection plate! BONK!
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s one of the ladies in charge of collection, Sydney Vahle! She’s going for the pin!”
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Sydney Vahle!”
Sydney rounded a corner trying to get away when she bumps into Taylor Lynn just coming through after her match! Taylor immediately takes her down with a short arm clothesline and then rolls her up, deeply hooking her tights, or I guess pants.
1… 2.. 3…
Rusty McFeely: “Another new Golden Ticket Champion, Taylor Lynn!”
Sydney looked annoyed on the ground as Taylor retrieved the championship and headed off deeper into the back.
Lazlo Goodlove: “... I’ve never seen Sydney so mad before, scary.”
Thot Chocolate (SILK and Cartier) vs. Chelsea and Trevor Miller
Officiated by Burt Fleischman
Tag Team Match[/b]
Lazlo Goodlove: “We’ve heard a lot about Thot Chocolate before they made their way to Wrestling With Christ and almost immediately, they’ve been trying to pick a fight with the champions the Double Dragons.”
Nate Paxton: “But Wrestling With Christ isn’t like your dimestore Jesus wrestling company where we just push people to the top, nuh uh, you gotta earn that!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “And that’s why tonight they’re set to face off against Chelsea and Trevor Miller. Trevor has always been a well known talent and Chelsea is his better half, so Thot Chocolate better have a plan.”
Nate Paxton: “I see what you did there.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “These two teams went at it hard for the majority of this match, but Thot Chocolate took control early on. While the two tandems may have both been teams for quite a while, the experience teaming advantage seemed to be in Thot Chocolates favor.”
Nate Paxton: “But after seperating Chelsea from Trevor for most of the match, she surprisingly took Cartier down! The hope spots were coming in, nailing several flying forearms and managing to finally get to the corner and tag her man in and Trevor cleaned house. Cartier tagged SILK in and he was lighting him up!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Trevor eventually hit a finish on SILK but went for a pin, only for Cartier to break it up! Chelsea caught her and then they end up fighting to the outside, only for Trevor to go for another pin on Silk to no avail.”
Nate Paxton: “Outside of the ring, Cartier tossed Chelsea into the steps during their brawl, taking her out temporarily.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Then back on the apron for a tag, Cartier gets it and well...”
Nate Paxton: “In the end, Thot Chocolate managed to separate both members of the Millers too long in this match and ultimately, their advantages throughout lead to them winning with Cartier pinning Chelsea.”
Winner: Thot Chocolate.
God's Star Rating: ★★[/size]
Backstage, Marty Kovacs wandered down the hall until he came to the room of one ‘Everly Faye’, one of the musical talents on tonight’s show. He knocked at the door, and someone could be heard talking. Silence occurred soon after and slowly the door opened.
Marty Kovacs: “Hey Everly, showtimes coming up, who were you talking to by the way?”
Everly Faye: “Oh don’t be so nosey Marty. I was on the phone. And oooh, well I’m getting ready right now!”
She said in a happy sort of tone, surprisingly upbeat, even. Marty was naturally a bit nervous, as he should be.
Marty Kovacs: “Oh, well I’m sorry to interrupt.”
Marty said awkwardly.
Everly Faye: “Oh it’s no problem, honey. I’ll be ready soon.”
Marty Kovacs: “Oh… uhm… well then…”
She left her door standing open enough to show him she was in a towel. His jaw dropping as the towel dropped to the floor in plain eye sight of him, then she wandered into a bathroom to the side.
Marty Kovacs: “You’re testing me today, God.”
He said as he looked up into the sky and we fade into the next match.
The scene cuts to a previously recorded segment earlier in the day when there was service being held inside the Angelus Temple. After singing a gospel song, the congregation sits down as a smiling Chris Constantine Junior stands before them. A pair of yellow tinted glasses cover his eyes as the WWC Championship lays on his shoulder. With love and confidence in his voice, he speaks to the people.
Chris Constantine Junior: Brothers and Sisters of Wrestling With Christ! It is I! Chris Constantine Junior! Your WWC Champion! And I am here to spread the good news of Jesus Christ to all the followers of Wrestling With Christ. For you see, since joining WWC, I’ve been a changed man! Before joining this congregation I was a sinner! A liar! A crook! If a child was eating candy I would had stolen it. But then Wrestling With Christ opened, and the first tweet I saw from them…..I stopped what I was doing, for you see a light emerged from my phone and a voice told me to join. It said Constantine, it’s time we had a conversation. And it sent chills up my spine brothers and sisters. It was like an angel was sent down from heaven to tell me to join and turn myself around. So I signed on the dotted line brothers and sisters. I went to church for the first time and I felt a weight come off my back! Decades of sin were lifted off my back by God himself and I could finally see clearly.
Constantine would take a short break as the camera would pan around the room, getting good close up shots of the congregation wearing their Sunday best and fanning themselves with fans or pieces of paper.
Chris Constantine Junior: Gone are the days of hate. Of greed. Of lies. Now! Now I have God and Jesus in my life and I am a better man for it. And since I’ve given myself to God I’ve become the MWE Champion. I’ve become the Lions Road Champion. And most importantly of all, I am the WWC Champion. And since gaining this title I have been in constant contact with our Lord and let me tell you what brothers and sisters, he loves you all and he is grateful for each and everyone of you for all that you do. With praising his name, by spreading the good word, and donating just a small amount of your income to help with the numerous charities there are around the world.
The smile on Constantine’s face soon goes away as it’s replaced by a look of concern.
Chris Constantine Junior: Now I know these are troubling times brothers and sisters, especially with the coronavirus going around. But don’t you worry brothers and sisters because God has beholden me with a gift to fight off this plague sent by the Devil himself. For you see, the WWC Championship is the weapon that I will use to fight the coronavirus. Let me demonstrate brothers and sisters. Timmy, please make your way out.
The congregation starts to stir and cause a commotion as a man comes walking out in a hospital gown and is hooked up to an IV Bag. The man looks really sick as he shuffles inside the room.
Chris Constantine Junior: Now Timmy here is extremely sick and is positive with the coronavirus.
This does not keep the congregation calm as some people begin to scream and try to run away, but Constantine keeps everyone calm as he raises his voice and addresses everyone.
Chris Constantine Junior: Now don’t you worry! Be brave because this is a house of worship and the devil and his coronavirus will not spread! Not in HIS House! Now Timmy! Do you believe? Do you believe in the word of Christ? Do you believe in our Lord and Savior? Tell me Timmy! Do you believe?
Timmy: Yes
His voice can hardly be heard as Constantine puts his hand to his ear.
Chris Constantine Junior: I can’t hear you Timmy! Do you believe?!?
Timmy: Yes!
This time it’s loud enough for Constantine to hear which puts a smile to Constantines face as he starts to run towards Timmy.
Chris Constantine Junior: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU SATAN!
Lifting the WWC Title, Constantine smacks Timmy with the title which brings Timmy crashing to the ground. The congregation gasps as Constantine stands over the unconscious body of Timmy. Seconds pass until Timmy starts to move. Standing up, Timmy looks a lot better as his skin is not pale anymore and his face is a lot brighter. He feels his head to check his temperature and a smile quickly emerges as he gives a powerful statement to the congregation.
Timmy: I’m cured!
Chris Constantine Junior: IT'S A MIRACLE!
The congregation cheers as Timmy jumps and sprints down the aisle to show how wonderful he feels. Chris meanwhile wipes a tear from his eye as he addresses the congregation.
Chris Constantine Junior: Brothers and Sisters of WWC! This is why I am the chosen one! This is why I must win tonight because if those two sinners in Drell and Willow Pete win tonight, then this world will go straight to hell! So pray for me brothers and sisters! Pray that I win tonight so I can continue to heal the weak and the sick and together…. Jesus will save our souls! In Jesus name we pray, Amen.
Constantine holds the WWC Title up in the air as the congregation run towards him and reach their hands up towards the title, hoping that they too can feel the power of Christ.
Taylor Lynn was heading down the hall when Heather Haze rounded a corner and took her out with a baseball bat.
Heather Haze: “... shit… we’re still cool right? I’m… taking this as a yes.”
Heather said as she went for the pin.
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Heather Haze!”
Heather went for a staircase, only for her to open the door and be hit by a falling bucket! Then a mop fell over on top of her!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, this mop!”
The janitor grabbed the mop and belt and went running soon after.
Antanasia Knox vs. Bun Bun
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
Singles Match[/b]
Lazlo Goodlove: “This was a bizarre one, Bun Bun immediately went out of the ring and began to get several chairs, we thought this was going to be a disqualification. But instead, considering this thing in its… Bunny suit doesn’t speak, and neither does Antanasia, they seemed to pick up on each others cues.”
Nate Paxton: “And it seemed that somehow, Antanasia figured out Bun Bun was laying down a musical chairs challenge. So the crowd sung Amazing Grace, and every time the song ended, Mel Swanson took away a chair.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Can’t say I’ve ever seen Musical Chairs played by two people, but we were down to two chairs and Antanasia and Bun Bun both seemed to want it.”
Nate Paxton: “But Bun Bun got the last chair and seemed to think he’d won, only for Antanasia to hit him with one of the chairs and that is when the real fight began!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s right, it’s always weird seeing a man in a bunny suit fight a woman but it would not be the first time I’ve seen that, weirdly enough.”
Nate Paxton: “Nor will it be the last, I’m sure.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “How was the initial chair shot not a disqualification even? Mel Swanson really just let them go and I have had it with his lackluster officiating.”
Nate Paxton: “Either way, Bun Bun wasn’t the same for most of this, the happy go lucky rabbit ending up losing to Antanasia in the later half of the match.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “So far in Wrestling With Christ, in spite of his horrifying stature, Bun Bun just hasn’t been able to put together success. But a good win to start off for Antanasia.”
Winner: Antanasia Knox
God's Star Rating: ★[/size]
Backstage, newcomer Essence was seen walking with her hands full, two pies. One in each hand. She wandered along down the hall looking pretty happy.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Think this means Essence is in the pie baking contest, Pax?”
Nate Paxton: “Either that or she intends to American Pie that pie, Lazlo.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “You’ve been watching teen comedies again.”
Nate Paxton: “The only way I feel alive is through the fun of others at my age, Laz.”
Soon, a voice came out of nowhere.
“What do we have here…”
Essence looked up to see fellow newcomers Astrid Weston and her tag partner, Corrie Tomsen. Both of them were wandering up to her.
Astrid Weston: “If I were you, I wouldn’t be so quick to get your pies ready.”
Corrie Tomsen: “Yeah, you’re not gonna make it to the baking contest, you’re going to lose, you know?”
Both ladies stood there smirking, looking proud.
Astrid Weston: “And then, I’ll be that much closer to being the one true God…”
Essence looked annoyed at them both.
Essence: “God’s wrestling tonight, and he isn’t you. But, I do have a gift, one of these pies, it’s for you.”
Astrid Weston: “Yeah I bet you throw your pie around you sl…”
Before Astrid could finish her sentence, Essence clocked her with a pie, then grinned at her.
Essence: “Can’t believe you didn’t see that coming, why would I need two? See you two out there.”
Essence walked off as Corrie held Astrid back, then Astrid let out a hellish scream… this was far from over.
The cameras quickly moved around the hall to see singer Kit pinning a mop, and Rusty McFeely making the count!
1.. 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Kit!”
Kit kicked the mop aside and went running, then the janitor picked the mop up and began to go clean up the pie mess.
Brien Storm vs. Cliff Morgan vs. Hercule Giles vs. Indi Rhyder
Officiated by Burt Fleischman
Four Way Cluster**** for Jesus[/b]
Lazlo Goodlove: “This was one heck of a cluster**** for the Lord and Savior.”
Nate Paxton: “Oh he’s sure to be happy as these four individuals did combat, with Hercule Giles being beaten down earlier in the match by Morgan and Storm. He was left laying from the earlier goings then they focused Indi for a bit.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “But brief alliances in this thing usually blow up and Morgan and Storm ended up going at it themselves.”
Nate Paxton: “Clubbing blows exchanged back and forth with Morgan taking Storm down. Indi was back in though and caught Morgan with a knee, doubling him over and then nailing a few blows to his head.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Rhyder gave em hell through this thing, putting on an excellent showing too.”
Nate Paxton: “But while Rhyder was kicking a downed Storm, Morgan threw her into a ring post and began taking advantage of Storms situation!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Hercule Giles slid into this though and put on a clinic, surprising Morgan as he outwrestled him and quickly began to get over with the Faithful!”
Nate Paxton: “We see a sequence at the end where several finishers are exchanged, but Brien Storm was looking to capture a victory at the end. Only for Hercule Giles to dodge Brien’s finishing maneuver and drop him with the F.U.N for a 3 count!”
Winner: Hercule Giles
God's Star Rating: ★★[/size]
We immediately go on stage where sometimes guest preacher / speaker Daequan is seen standing by a lovely looking woman. She looked none too happy as the fans were all loud and cheering for the match they’d just witnessed, and seemed to be ignoring her and her man.
Chellsea: “Shut up! My husband is going to preach the word!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Chellsea, the wife of Daequan making her debut here, trying to wrangle the crowd after the incident during his last sermon.”
Nate Paxton: “And thank God for her!”
Chellsea waited a few moments, holding her microphone in hand before finally speaking again.
Chellsea: “Now, ladies and gentlemen, my man, Daequan!”
She clapped heavily as Daequan leaned against the podium. He looked out into the crowd, an annoyed look appearing on his face.
Daequan: “The coronavirus exists because you people and your stupid Golden Ticket Championship cut off my attempts to speak the gospel last Wrestling With Christ. I’m just gonna be the first to say it. You didn’t let me speak the word, and now we’re all suffering.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “And now he got his wife to come yell at us?”
Daequan: “And I think it’s time for me to get to say what I didn’t say last show…”
Before he could continue, several wrestlers from the back came chasing Golden Ticket Champion Kit around the stage! Kit was surrounded.
Chellsea: “No! Not again! Not now!”
Daequan: “Let me preach, you’ll kill us all!”
Chellsea rolls Kit up as she was distracted by the group coming for her…
1.. 2.. 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Chellsea!”
Chellsea and Daequan hugged, apparently God could be forgotten when someone just won a title… But she was dragged down to her shock, screaming as she held Daequans hands until the rollup was complete and he had lost grip of her! Hercule Giles had her in a pinfall!
Chellsea: “NO NO NO!”
He’d just wrestled and was still out there!
Chellsea: “Help me Daequan, ahhh!”
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Hercule Giles!”
Hercule took the gold and took off, narrowly escaping a horde of various talents chasing him. Chellsea sat on the stage looking pissed as Daequan consoled her.
Jacob Cross vs. Jason Van Owen Vs. Heidi
Officiated by Rusty McFeely
Triple Threat Match[/b]
Lazlo Goodlove: “These three newcomers to Wrestling With Christ had a heck of a back and forth on social media, for sure.”
Nate Paxton: “Van Owen and Cross had their own issue and then Heidi of course seemed to be the spark behind the drama in this match, and for good reason.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Van Owen and Cross seemed to both go for Heidi when they could early on too, her mouth might have written a few checks they were looking to make her cash.”
Nate Paxton: “Once she was taken out of the ring in the early parts of the match, Van Owen and Cross for the time being sort of flowed like a typical one on one contest, though.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Van Owen was coming at Cross with a moveset we’d never seen before. He was pure dancing around the ring.”
Nate Paxton: “Light on his feet for sure, Jason Van Owen was popping out dance moves I’d never seen before. But Jacob Cross gave him a Cowboy Up for his trouble! Van Owen ended up taken out briefly and that’s when Heidi hit the ring.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Even in falling down though, Jason Van Owen had the movement of an experienced ballerina.”
Nate Paxton: “From then on it became a battle of the Christian that is Jacob Cross vs. the Satan worshipping Heidi, and the crowd didn’t know how to feel about Heidi.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Actually, most satanists are more about freedom, than any sort of religious alignment. The depiction of them being goat sacrificing nutcases is a bit of a stereotype.”
Nate Paxton: “How would you know?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “I experimented in my youth. I even was in love with a Satan worshipping woman for several years.”
Nate Paxton: “I’d have taken a Satanist over Irene as Van Owen hits the ring and clotheslines Cross out of the ring. Seemingly enraged at Cross that he’d taken him out with the Cowboy Up earlier!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “He was yelling obscenities at Cross, and finally wasn’t dancing at all this match. This allowed Heidi to come up from behind and trap Van Owen in the Hexlock!”
Nate Paxton: “And because he didn’t send in his information, he tapped out!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Information? No he tapped out because she was choking him out, but no that didn’t help either.”
Nate Paxton: “After the match, Cross saluted Heidi, but something tells me we’ll see these two meet again!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Oh for sure, hell of a showing from all of these competitors!”
Winner: Heidi
Gods Star Rating: ★★1/2 [/size]
Chang Dong Geun: “Shut the hell up Jesus man I am talking.”
The ring announcer was cut off as Chang walked out from the Jesus entrance with a purpose, microphone in hand.
Lazlo Goodlove: “It seems like we’re being joined by Chang.”
Chang hit the ring and began to walk around with a purpose, stomping back and forth in the ring.
Chang Dong Geun: “I hear what you say about Minn Paik. I know you here. Get to ring we do this now, God.”
The crowd erupted, Chang was calling out God, he wanted to do this now! ‘God Was Never On Your Side’ by Motorhead began to blare as the lights dimmed down, a bright light shining upon the Satan entrance as God slowly walked out onto the stage maybe.
Chang Dong Geun: “There you are big bitch. You scared come to ring, yes?”
Poppy Harlow held a microphone up to God’s… face area, maybe, or maybe it was nothing and this was just a lighting issue.
God: “...”
The crowd reacts in shock, as does Chang.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Oh my… did you hear what God just said?”
Nate Paxton: “I heard but I don’t think we can air what he just said about Minn. Jacob Kuntz wouldn’t even sink that low.”
Chang Dong Geun: “You think you protected? There no barrier between us, I come to you!”
Chang vaulted over the rope onto God as the crowd went wild! The entire locker room emptying out trying to separate them!
The Faithful: “LET THEM FIGHT, LET THEM FIGHT!”
The locker room attempted to separate the invisible figure from Chang, but Chang immediately leaped over and began striking at God or the air or something maybe.
Lazlo Goodlove: “The crowd going wild! The roster can’t seem to keep Chang and God apart!”
The entire locker room seemed to manage to get them apart, only for the crowd to react in shock as God possibly, potentially, who knows, jumped the roster and began to slug Chang!
Nate Paxton: “Holy shit, someone get them apart before someone is killed!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “CHANG HAS A GUN!”
Chang pulled a revolver and began firing wildly as the roster scurried off. God walked off the bullets as Fjorg and Ferg, security wrestled the gun away from Chang.
Chang Dong Geun: “I FUCKING KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID BITCH!”
Chang was pulled into the back while God walked off or faded away, mocking him.
Nate Paxton: “What the hell is Chang going to do against God? He just shot him three times and it did nothing but scare off those nondescript roster members. Also how do people with guns just keep getting in here?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “We’re going to take a break while we attempt to restore order here, folks. Enjoy these commercials for Grapstream and remember to check out The Wrestling Club, and other fine programming on there… We’ll be back.”
Cai Yukiko vs. Prince Johnson
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
Winner is added to God's Favorite Wrestler Match.
Singles Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “Cai Yukiko returns to take on another newcomer in Prince Johnson, which is a bizarre, bizarre name.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “It’s a peculiar one, but it didn’t seem to work out for the rookie, and she basically took him by the balls in this match and whooped him around the ring.”
Nate Paxton: “One HurriCAIne later and Cai Yukiko won in what might be one of the shortest matches of the night, even she was surprised.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Now she moves on into the God’s Favorite Wrestler match! Congratulations to this young lady wrestling her third ever wrestling match, she’s one of us now!”
Winner: Cai Yukiko
God's Star Rating: ★[/size]
A video package began to play where a strange army of masked figures began to repeat the same lines…
“Due to Twitters New Policy I would like to say that I am not the person being portrayed by this account…”
Several variations of this were repeated, the groups of them mindlessly looking on as Zedd Lorde walked with several patrollers.
Zedd Lorde: “... you will share our message, Nikkii and Meowly… you will pin our tweet.”
A sinister tune began to play as we fade into the next segment..
Hercule Giles was gingerly moving through the building, trying to make his way out of this place to the parking lot and get the hell out of dodge with the gold. But the Golden Ticket Champion had quite the uphill battle, wrestlers patrolling and looking for him.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Catching up with Hercule Giles who seems to just be trying to get out of the building…”
Hercule walked down a dark hallway, only for a woman to drop from the ceiling on him! It was Heidi! Heidi crashed atop him and hooked his leg!
1.. 2.. 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Heidi!”
Heidi grabbed her gold while Hercule laid there holding his stomach. Heidi ran down the hall, excited to take her chance to get out of the building. Jason Van Owen rounded a corner and stunned her with his dance moves!
Heidi: “... Really?”
Jason Van Owen: “I can’t stop, I have the music in me!”
Out of nowhere Jacob Cross shoves Heidi into Van Owen, knocking him down. Then she turns into a Cowboy Up!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Jacob Cross!”
Before he could be caught in any more chaos, Jacob Cross was last seen heading towards the parking lot!
Dynamite Larry was seen carrying Radical Randy through the back, screaming for help. The Christ Stars had been out there earlier in the whole exchange between Chang and God. They even had a match tonight!
Dynamite Larry: “Help! SOMEONE HELP!”
Randy was losing a lot of blood. Suddenly the Faith Healers, Brad and Chad ran up to them and began checking them out.
Brad: “So what happened here, bud?”
Radical Randy: “... Chang… shot… me…”
Randy was clearly fading as Chad checked him. Chad silenced everyone.
Chad: “We need to pray to stop the bleeding.”
Dynamite Larry: “... Pray? Get some medical attention for him now!”
Chad whispered a prayer, the blood still gushing, somehow Chang had shot Randy like six times. It was amazing he was still conscious.
Dynamite Larry: “It’s not working! Help him!”
Brad: “... We have a nonbeliever in our midst, the healing power of God does not work when someone lacks belief.”
Chad: “Non believer, that’s totally the reason, high five.”
Chad held a bloody hand up.
Brad: “Ew.”
Dynamite Larry: “Randy, Randy! Randy stay with me!”
Radical Randy: “... I… always… loved… you… Larry…”
Randy went limp, dying in his tag partners arms. Larry cried as we realize Chang had just killed a man!
Nikkii and Allister Meowly vs. The New Policy (Zedd Lorde / Patrollers 1 and 2)
Officiated by Burt Fleischman
Tag Team Match[/b]
Lazlo Goodlove: “The animal Kingdom based tag team of Nikkii and her forced together random as heck partner Allister Meowly take on this strange ‘New Policy’ team, Pax. And it’s a bizarre one for sure.”
Nate Paxton: “Zedd Lorde refused to get in the ring for most of the match, instead sending in Patroller 1 and Patroller 2 in his stead. They were woefully underequipped”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Both Nikkii and Meowly seemed frustrated with Lorde, who watched outside of the match smugly. Naturally, they both wanted their hands on him, but instead they got the Patrollers.”
Nate Paxton: “These two young ladies spent most of the match isolating the Patrollers, beating the hell out of them too!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Clearly they weren’t going to share the message, Pax.”
Nate Paxton: “Nikkii threw one of the Patrollers out, while Meowly isolated the other. A Unicorn Kick from Nikkii followed up by a Calicodebreaker from Meowly!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Then all it took was a three count. After the match though, Zedd Lorde wandered to the back leaving Meowly and Nikkii none too happy they didn’t get their hands on the… cult leader? Twitter policy enforcer? What exactly is he?”
Nate Paxton: “No one knows.”
Winner: Nikkii and Allister Meowly
God's Star Rating: ★1/2
[/size]
Echo Layne and Beck Wilder were seen prepping for their tag team debut tonight, leading to some fanfare for the newcomers to the company. This is when a blonde woman dressed in all pink wandered up, along with a towering man in a lizard mask, though it happened to be pink.
Ashley LaShae: “Ew.”
LaShae said as she glanced at them both, with clear disgust.
Ashley R: “Can you believe what people make us fight against, Ashley L?”
Ashley R. said in a catty tone of voice, meanwhile LaShae just scoffed towards the team of Layne and Wilder.
Beck Wilder: “Are you both done?”
Both of the Ashley’s gasped as they looked to their fellow newcomers, surprised they could be spoken to like that.
Echo Layne: “Because if you’re done talking, Miss Madness and… Mr. Madness?”
Beck Wilder: “I’ll take it.”
Echo Layne: “We’re going to show you what we can do in the ring, not back here.”
Echo mockingly waved at both Ashley’s, both of whom looked appalled.
Echo Layne: “Bye now.”
Neither could believe the way they had just been spoken to as Layne and Wilder walked off down the hall.
Ashley LaShae: “Oh my gosh. Rude.”
Jacob Cross crept through the parking lot, trying to get to a car when several cats began to climb out of a dumpster nearby. These cats began surrounding him, he was trying to fight them off but the cats were holding him in place! There had to be at least twenty! Somehow, even though she’d just been in the ring, Allister Meowly began to form from several cats behind him! She spins him around, Cat’s Cradle DDT!
1.. 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Allister Meowly!”
The horde of cats all ran away as Meowly went towards a cat. Only for Nikkii to appear behind her! Nikki bonked her a few times with a easter basket and Allister was so surprised this was used as a weapon, she couldn’t react! Nikkii then quickly rolls her up!
1… 2… 3!!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Nikkii!”
Allister Meowly: “Get her, cats!”
Meowly yelled as several cats began to chase her, leading to Nikkii running like hell back into the building, otherwise the cats would eat her alive! Eventually, she got away from the cats as she moved deeper into the arena, but now hordes of talents were searching for her to get her gold and potentially get their pass into Heaven.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Nikkii trying to get away and…”
Nikkii rounded the corner to see a man in a bunny suit standing in front of her. Bun Bun, though not in his typical puppet form. The two rabbits gazed at one another, and it was clear Nikkii was in a hurry to get out of here.
Nate Paxton: “Is he going to attack her or…”
Bun Bun was silent and patted her on the head, then rounding a corner came Prince Johnson looking to get ahold of Nikkii only for Bun Bun to take his head off nearly with a clothesline! Bun Bun then pointed her down the hall as Nikki ran off.
The Ashleys (Ashley LaShae and Ashley R.) vs. Team Becho (Echo Layne and Beck Wilder)
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
Tag Team Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “We got to see the Ashleys make their debut against the team of Echo Layne and Beck Wilder here tonight and it was a back and forth from the start.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Ashley’s showed exceptional in ring skill but they had quite the task against the frenzied offense that Layne and Wilder could bring to the table for sure.”
Nate Paxton: “The Ashley’s spent a large part of this match isolating Wilder in the corner, with Ashley R using his skill set to rip into the smaller man. Frequently tagging in and out and wearing Wilder down.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Torture rack after torture rack, the smaller Wilder was suffering hard. Only for Wilder to rake his eyes and turn his mask around on his face, throwing him off, allowing Echo to tag in late into the contest.”
Nate Paxton: “A stunned Ashley R managed to get to the ropes and tag in LaShae, but Echo Layne was on her like a hawk. Lou Thesz pressing her into the ground and laying into her like she’d kicked her mama in the face or something.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “LaShae tags in a still stunned Ashley R. with the ‘Madness’ maneuver and then Beck Wilder knocks LaShae off the ropes.”
Nate Paxton: “While he did that, Echo scored the pinfall.”
Winner: Team Becho
God's Star Rating: ★★★[/size]
Backstage we come to see Jake Kovacs wandering up to his dad, he walked up to Marty and pulled him aside.
Jake Kovacs: “Dad, there’s a problem.”
Marty Kovacs: “Problem? Everything’s going fine, Jake.”
Marty shook a few hands as people went by, clearly not worried about coronavirus preparedness either.
Jake Kovacs: “Dad… I got this letter.”
Jake held it up in front of him, and Marty’s eyes widened.
Marty Kovacs: “We can’t tell anyone…”
Jake Kovacs: “I think everyone’s going to figure it out when the bomb those fucking cultists set up somewhere in the building goes off…”
There was a bomb now?! Marty looked panicked, but he tried to calm down.
Marty Kovacs: “Listen, you go chat around, see if anyone’s seen anything suspicious. I’ll go hit the security cameras.”
Marty said as he walked off, leaving Jake standing there looking annoyed. Was everyone at Wrestling With Christ going to die?!
Nikkii wandered through the back pretty happy with her Golden Ticket Championship, nobody had came for her since Bun Bun scared them off. Eventually though, she found some chocolate on the ground, it was wrapped so there was no risk of dying from any diseases.
Nikkii: “Oh my gosh there’s candy…”
She grabbed it and then saw there was more, a trail of it leading around the corner. Was it Christmas? Nikkii didn’t care, various brands of candy just left for her like this. She kept grabbing the candy until she’d rounded the corner. A presence lurking behind her. Out of a nearby trash can crawled referee Burt Fleischman.
Nikkii: “Wait a minute, this piece of candy is sugar free…”
Echo Layne: “I had to cheap out on some of it, sorry!”
Out of nowhere, Echo Layne rolls her up and Burt began to count!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Echo Layne!”
Nikkii sat on the ground, surprised as Echo ran off, but then chose to further investigate the candy.
Deirdre Evans vs. The Resurrected One
Officiated by Rusty McFeely
Crucifixion Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “We’ve heard a lot about the capabilities of Deirdre Evans heading in this match, and we all got to witness the ability of the Resurrected One during the first two nights of Wrestling With Christ #1. So this one had some fanfare and build behind it, Laz.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s right Pax, the Faithful were looking forward to this one in our second ever Crucifixion Match.”
Nate Paxton: “The Resurrected One came at Deirdre slinging some punches though, for sure. He wasn’t at all worried about her being of the female persuasion and that honestly scored him less points with our crowd.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s right, even though this is a sport of hard knocks, you’re never supposed to lay your hands on a lady. That… can complicate things. But Deirdre wasn’t doing some very lady like things to him once she took control of the match, utilizing her size, and a chair at one point to beat him into submission.”
Nate Paxton: “One sidewalk slam onto the cold hard steel seemed to put a hurt on The Resurrected One early on, which, it would put a hurt on anyone, really. That’s what a chair to the back gets you.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “You’d know, I was your emergency contact when Irene went ham on you with one ten years ago.”
Nate Paxton: “We don’t talk about that as Resurrected One raked the eyes of Deirdre Evans to get the advantage back in his favor.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Resurrected One threw Deirdre out to the cross to attempt to put her on it, even hitting a Dirty Deeds upon her like a lunatic on the fringe of a paradigm shift but like far too heavy of a shield he could not get Deirdre up and fastened to the cross!”
Nate Paxton: “He searched under the ring, finding a hammer and some nails and tried to hold an unconscious Deirdre in place and nail her to the cross. But Deirdre punched him in the throat for his troubles, dodging a swipe from the hammer soon after, Deirdre caught him with a Stalling Jumping Piledriver!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “With Resurrected One down, she fastened him upon the cross, and it lifted into the air, leaving Deirdre to be announced the winner...”
Nate Paxton: “If he resurrects from this one does that make him double resurrected?”
Winner: Deirdre Evans
God's Star Rating: ★★[/size]
In the backstage area we see Brennan Devlin creeping down the hall, looking over his shoulder, back and forth as if he is on edge. From behind, someone taps his shoulder and he jumps nearly out of his skin!
Brennan Devlin: “AHHHH!”
To his surprise, it’s his tag partner, Cecily Golding!
Cecily Golding: “Brennan, calm down! The fuck is wrong with you?”
She said, flabbergasted at her partners response. He tried to calm himself down, looking at her.
Brennan Devlin: “I thought you were Angel driving a car into me again.”
Cecily Golding: “Brennan, this is a very small hallway, nobody could get a car in here.”
Brennan stopped to think about that, then sighed. Maybe she was right. Then he heard the roar of an engine.
Brennan Devlin: “AHHH!”
And he ran off down the hall, leaving Cecily looking annoyed.
In his office, Marty was seen having a drink, looking annoyed at the news there may be a bomb in the building. He knew Jake was trying to figure out where it was and to not cause a panic… But it turned out, someone else was in the room with Marty.
Man in Black: “Everything will be fine in regards to the bomb, do not worry.”
Marty Kovacs: “How do you know that? How do you know that F…”
Almost speaking his name, soon the man cut him off.
Man in Black: “I know that because my third eye is open and I see through the cracks of this world. Today will not be yours, or our end. Though I have another worry.”
Marty looked up at him, what could be more worrying than a bomb?
Man in Black: “Jake is pushing you to work with someone my organization considers unsavory. Do not let him get this past you, or we will deal with him.”
Marty Kovacs: “I’ll handle Jake, don’t worry.”
Soon, a knock was heard at the door and Marty got up, approaching it.
Marty Kovacs: “Just one second.. Hey man I…”
He looked back and the man in black was gone, strange. He opened his door though, and there stood Everly Faye…
Echo Layne dodge rolled down a hall like she was in the video game Bloodborne, rolling behind a trash can. She peeked out, seeing down the hall and then covertly moved behind a potted plant. Then she heard someone coming down the hall and ducked into a room.
Trevor Miller: “It’s alright, SILK and Cartier are dumb anyway, who cares?”
Chelsea Miller: “I guess but still.”
Chelsea was taking the loss in a bummed out sort of fashion as they wandered into the locker room Echo was hiding in. Echo hid behind some curtains, her feet sticking out.
Chelsea Miller: “Do you remember those curtains having feet?”
Trevor Miller: “Yes.”
Chelsea Miller: “You do?”
Trevor Miller: “It’s a boujee rich people thing.”
Chelsea went to check, pulling the curtain open only for Echo to come out screaming and trying to run away! Rusty McFeely popped out from the bathroom and Chelsea grabbed Echo, rolling her up! Then Trevor leaped into the pin too, both pinning her!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champions, the Millers!”
Trevor grabbed the gold and leaped through a glass window, taking off out of the building.
Chelsea Miller: “Trevor, wait for me! Trevor!”
Chelsea ran off while Echo laid there, regaining her composure!
Regulators Inc. (Jane Adler and Sadie Cassidy) vs. Baewatch (Jacob Holliday and Barry Allen)
Officiated by Burt Fleischman
Tag Team Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “The Regulators pulled a gun on Baewatch at Wrestling With Christ #1 and forced them to basically give over their Golden Ticket Championship at that time. And now, Baewatch is out for revenge.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Baewatch came into this thing looking to deliver their brand of justice upon the gun toting duo of the Regulators. Baewatch was not reluctant given their usual good guy antics to single out Jane Adler and lay in on her during the early parts of this match.”
Nate Paxton: “Spectacular tandem offense from Baewatch in this thing, no doubt about that. But Regulators Inc would not go down no matter how hard the team of Baewatch laid into them.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Eventually, Jane got the tag in to Sadie and Sadie cleaned house, taking Barry out with a few flying clotheslines. Laying into him for having singled out and beaten down on her partner.”
Nate Paxton: “The referee ends up losing control of this thing as both members of both teams hit the ring and start brawling. The referee keeps trying to regain order in this thing, Holliday on the ground. The ref still trying to get Allen and Cassidy out of there...”
Lazlo Goodlove: “But then Regulators knock Allen off the apron, sending him flying to the ground. They single out Allen and boom, Red Dead Revolver. Allen tries to make the save but..”
Nate Paxton: “The Regulator’s get the three!”
Winner: Regulators Inc.
God's Star Rating: ★★★1/2[/size]
Tedmund Montgomery was seen in the back looking none too happy with how things were going tonight.
Tedmund Montgomery: “This has to be some sort of joke, a ‘Whore in a Church’ match? Really?”
Montgomery was clearly unamused, glaring into the camera.
Tedmund Montgomery: “You should all be ashamed of yourselves for entertaining this farce of a ‘Christian wrestling show’, but I will entertain it no longer. I will defeat Jacob Kuntz, and then I will go on to whatever the future of this outlaw mud show ends up being to capture the championship and put an end to this.”
Montgomery walked away angrily, leaving us to fade into yet another backstage segment! WOOHOO!
We catch Chelsea and Trevor outside in the parking lot seemingly having issues at who gets to hold onto the Golden Ticket Championship. Both of them clearly wanting their turn with it. They moved alongside of one of the production trucks when someone above began chucking watermelons and other produce down at them.
Trevor Miller: “Run!”
Chelsea was taken out by a watermelon and Trevor left her, running off. Only for Lisa Seldon to appear and hit him with a diving helmet!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Lisa Seldon!”
Lisa ran off, then came back as she forgot the championship, then she ran off again with it.
Backstage we witness Maxx Bennett coming along to the ring with Tyler Bennett. Maxx is barely wearing clothes as expected. On the opposite side of the screen, we witness Heather Haze dressed in very little herself. Both women on their way from the back.
The cameras move down the hall where Brad and Chad, the faith healers are heading towards the office of Marty Kovacs. They knock.
Brad: “Boss?”
Chad: “AHHH!”
They opened the door to see Everly Faye on the lap of Marty Kovacs, both of them in the midst of sexual intercourse.
Marty Kovacs: “Close the door!”
They slammed the door shut, and Brad and Chad looked horrified.
Brad: “.... who is going to faith heal us after seeing that? Good lord.”
Both men walked off, looking horrified as we fade into the next match.
Maxx Bennett (w/ Tyler Bennett) vs. Heather Haze
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
Whore In a Church Match[/b]
Saylor Stanhouse: “The following is a whore in a church match and boy did we find some whores for this one!”
Nate Paxton: “A bit of a rude introduction from Saylor Stanhouse here, judgy, even. But the objective of this contest is to dress your opponent in as much church clothing as possible. Once they look presentable, the one left undressed wins and is officially the whore in this church.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Sort of a backhanded victory, isn’t it?”
Nate Paxton: “A little bit but, Maxx is basically wearing a bunch of string right now, same for Heather Haze. At the end, one of these women will officially be the whore in this church, Lazlo.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “What will the other be?”
Nate Paxton: “Still a whore, you have to be sort of in that whole tier to get in this kind of match.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Then there’s the factor of Tyler Bennett on the outside, will she keep her sister undressed?”
Nate Paxton: “That might be the weirdest thing ever said on Wrestling programming.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “We start off with Maxx going at Heather with a nice sweater, trying to get it on her but Heather Haze kicked her in the gut, then grabbed the sweater only to attempt to choke Maxx with it.”
Nate Paxton: “Maxx is yelling ‘yes daddy’ but Heather keeps choking her, Maxx is getting blue in the face, is this over?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Maxx is hulking up, she’s blue in the face but, the more she’s choked, the stronger she seems to get! She elbows Heather in the gut and then Wreck Me Daddy curb stomp!”
Nate Paxton: “Maxx finally manages to put a sweater on Heather Haze, but Heather rolls out of the ring before she manages to get some pants on her! You will not put pants on Heather Haze!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Maxx chases after Heather, only for Heather to slam her in the ropes! SHE HAS THE PANTS, PAX. SHE HAS THE PANTS. Slowly, Heather manages to pull the pants over a woozy Maxx’s lower half!”
Nate Paxton: “It’s now one garment each with Maxx having pants on and Heather having a shirt on! Who will win?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Tyler Bennett just looks horrified for this whole thing by the way but its like a car crash nobody can look away from.”
Nate Paxton: “Both women are fighting near the Satan entrance now after Maxx got back up, something inside of her telling her she was about to be dressed up.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The only way to win is to be presentable though, that means a top, bottoms, and at least some kind of old lady church hat.”
Nate Paxton: “Heather with her ‘Jailbait’ cutter on the ramp! Heather drags her back to the supply of clothes by the side of the ring and grabs a shirt, slowly trying to pull it over Maxx’s head!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Tyler just grabbed the shirt, she’s stopping the clothes from being put on her sister. She knows her sisters the biggest whore!”
Nate Paxton: “For sure, but Tyler gets shoved on her behind for her troubles! Maxx is up! She manages to yank the shirt over the head of Heather instead and quickly grabs a hat, throwing it over Heathers head!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “I think that counts, the bells ringing!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Your winner and biggest whore in this church, MAXX BENNETT!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The fights not over, Maxx and Heather are fighting up the ramp, instead of putting clothes on, they’re tearing clothes off now! They’re catfighting into the back!”
Nate Paxton: “Tyler’s still down but now she’s chasing after them, we’ll have more on this as they fight into the back!”
Winner: Maxx Bennett
God's Star Rating: ★★★★[/size]
Jake Kovacs wandered through the back, checking various rooms, seemingly looking for a bomb.
Fjorg: “We have caught very suspicious woman, Boss.”
Fjorg, one of the security guards stated. Jake looked a bit flummoxed, glancing to him.
Jake Kovacs: “Take me to her.”
Fjorg lead him along down a rather dark looking hallway off to the side of the mega church, eventually taking him to a room where Ferg, the other security guard held a woman..
Woman: “Please, I need to talk to you Jake!”
The woman yelled, as Fjorg and Ferg watched on, keeping her from Jake.
Jake Kovacs: “It’s fine, you guys wait in the hall.”
Fjorg and Ferg shrugged, leaving them, while Jake went to sit with her.
Woman: “I time traveled here, I have to stop you from working with certain people. You don’t know it, but, if you work with… them… the coronavirus, it’s not the worst that comes. The Russians weren’t the worst thing that came… something far more evil comes and you have to st…”
Before she could say anything else, Jake stabbed her repeatedly with a knife, leading the woman’s eyes to widen in shock…
Woman: “Why…”
She dropped to the floor, while Jake stood over her.
Jake Kovacs: “You don’t deserve an answer… Fjorg, Ferg, get Chef Casey Ryback in here, we need to get rid of this body.”
Fjorg: “So… cut it up and put it into catering, yes?”
Jake Kovacs: “Yes.”
Jake walked out of the room as Ferg came back with Casey Ryback and caught him up with what they needed to do…
Angel McMaster was seen strutting her way down the hall in full ring attire, the self proclaimed ‘Angel of Wrestling With Christ’ walked down the hall when she was bumped into by… Wendy Wynne! Then, not too long after, Siberia Zombie appeared as well.
Wendy Wynne: “I have no time for autographs. Shoo, both of you.”
Siberia Zombie: “Autograph? I don’t need your autograph. And if either of you make it to the Christcore Championship match, I’ll beat you both for the gold.”
Siberia didn’t mince words, as both women glanced on.
Angel McMaster: “That’s a cute dream, but the reality is that I, the Angel, always win. This is my territory, after all. And I’m the only one worthy to be the first ever Christcore Champion…”
Angel spoke smugly, only for Wendy to roll her eyes.
Wendy Wynne: “Win is literally in my name. Reality would fall to pieces if I didn’t win so… Hands, they’re tied.”
All three women stared at one another, as if a fight could break out, only for Fallon Lockhart to come running through the group.
Fallon Lockhart: “Guys, there’s puppies here somewhere for the Doggie Kennel from Heaven. Have you seen them?!”
Siberia Zombie: “I…”
Fallon glared at them, surprisingly serious.
Fallon Lockhart: “Have… you… seen… the… puppies?”
Surprisingly serious from Fallon, all three women shaking their heads.
Fallon Lockhart: “I will find you cute puppies!”
Fallon ran off, leaving the other women confused as we fade into the next match.
Jacob Kuntz vs. Tedmund Montgomery
Officiated by Burt Fleischman
Baptism Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “Tedmund Montgomery has made it clear he has every intention of cleaning up Wrestling With Christ, but can he clean up the mess Jacob Kuntz has been creating since he got here.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Kuntz was crucified on the first ever Wrestling With Christ show, but since then, it’s almost as if he’s been lent new life. Kuntz has been on a whole ‘nother level.”
Nate Paxton: “The winner must hold their opponent under water until they lose consciousness, and things start off with Kuntz and Tedmund striking one another in the center of the ring. Tedmund with stiff strikes but Kuntz just as stiff.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “In more ways than one… will we see the age of censorship in Wrestling WIth Christ, or will we see the age of Kuntz?!”
Nate Paxton: “Both men end up taking the fight out of the ring, fighting around one of the pools of holy water set up on the outside. Tedmund seemingly has the crowd on his side, and for good reason, he fits the ideals this company should be pushing, Laz!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “I don’t know about that but Tedmund caught Kuntz with a snap suplex on the outside, then swiftly moved around and caught him with another! Kuntz was hurting, allowing Tedmund to bring him to the water and attempt to hold his head under! Kuntz was fighting it though!”
Nate Paxton: “Kuntz manages to elbow Tedmund enough to get free, then grabs a nearby ring bell and bonks Tedmund with it! There’s a major disadvantage on Tedmunds part here, as Tedmund is trying to fight fair… but Kuntz will not.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Tedmund manages to shake off things after literally having his bell rung here, but Kuntz rakes his eyes! Kuntz starting to pick at Tedmund here whose been stunned by the bell shot. Tedmund attempts a clothesline here, Kuntz dodges it and catches Tedmund with a Chasing the Dragon spinning back elbow!”
Nate Paxton: “Tedmund’s down, he just has to get him to the water… Kuntz dragging him, trying to get his head under… He’s got him, but Tedmund’s moving now, even though his heads submerged!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Tedmund manages to get out of the water, breaking free from Kuntz grasps. But he’s gasping, hard! Kuntz comes in looking to capitalize and in pure desperation, the Patriot Act from Tedmund! He just has to get Kuntz to the water!”
Nate Paxton: “Can he do it though?! Tedmund has been nearly drowned!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “He’s trying! Tedmund’s dragging him to the water, could this be it?! Tedmund has Jacobs' head submerged!”
Nate Paxton: “... Okay, I don’t want to alarm you but, Kuntz has his penis out and he’s masturbating.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “... What?”
Nate Paxton: “Yep.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “... do we tell Tedmund?”
Nate Paxton: “The referee going to tell Tedmund… Tedmund jumps back, surprised and appalled. He’s yelling right now about how this is television, and that this is God’s house.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wait! Kuntz grabs Tedmund and submerges him! Tedmund’s struggling! Tedmund can’t hold on much longer like this!”
Nate Paxton: “Montgomery stops moving! Jacob Kuntz wins by getting his penis out! The fans are booing him out of the building right now but, could this mean if we do this again, Kuntz gets a shot at the gold?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s the rumor! Tedmund was not equipped for this. Tedmund is about pure wrestling and that was… I honestly don’t know what that was.”
Winner: Jacob Kuntz
God's Star Rating: ★★★1/2[/size]
Straight to the back, we immediately go to Maxx Bennett and Heather Haze brawling. Both of them butt naked now, this fight having ended up with their church clothes ripped off. Tyler Bennett was there, trying to help.
Tyler Bennett: “I don’t know how to help, I’m a little blind!”
Lisa Seldon was coming down the hall with her gold, only to get Maxx Bennett’s nude body thrown into her. Maxx laid on top of Lisa..
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Maxx Bennett!”
Maxx was up again, fighting with Heather, while Lisa backed out of the scene and likely needed to go wash her everything.
Maxx Bennett: “Bitch!”
Heather Haze: “Whore!”
Maxx Bennett: “Thank you!”
This brief moment of thanks threw Maxx off, with Heather slamming Maxx over a wall then rolling her up!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Heather Haze!”
Maxx laid with her ankles behind her ears, then suddenly a Japanese mist shot from between her cheeks or her vagina we can’t tell towards Heather. Heather rubbed her eyes!
Maxx Bennett: “Pin her now!”
Tyler Bennett: “I don’t want to!”
Tyler did it anyway, rolling Heather up!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “Ew. New Golden Ticket Champion, Tyler Bennett!”
Tyler Bennett: “Where did you learn to do that?”
Maxx Bennett: “Training, now run.”
Hatface (Brennan Devlin and Cecily Golding) vs. The Christ Stars (Dynamite Larry and The Ghost of Radical Randy)
Officiated by Rusty McFeely[/i]
Winning team receives an entry into God’s Favorite Wrestler Match.
Tag Team Match[/size][/b]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Radical Randy is dead, is this even going to happen?”
Nate Paxton: “Dynamite Larry slow and sluggish to get in the ring, but Brennan Devlin is on him, kicking the daylights out of him. This is gruesome, he’s got him in the corner stomping away.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Quick tag in from Cecily who immediately hits a running senton in the corner, driving her lower body into a fallen Larry.”
Nate Paxton: “Larry has curled into a ball crying after losing his partner to gunshots from Chang tonight. Come on ref, end this thing.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “McFeely is old school, Pax. He won’t end it till it’s done. Devlin tagged in again and they’ve set it up… Hat Trick, a flaffjack cutter combination from Devlin and Golding and well… that’s it!”
Nate Paxton: “Team Hatface gets the victory, but wow they did not need to exploit the already sad and depressed Dynamite Larry like that.”
Winner: Hatface
God's Star Rating: 1/2 [/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “You know, Pax. I just saw a sign in the crowd…”
He pointed it out, leading Paxton to squint to see it.
Nate Paxton: “Yeah?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “This guys sign says he’s a fan of Lisa Sheldon… it’s Seldon right?”
They both glanced on, both of them trying to lay their eyes on the sign, squinting to get a good look.
Nate Paxton: “I think so…”
Suddenly, on stage we are greeted by Chellsea and her husband, the preacher, Daequan!
Chellsea: “Shut up! We’re going to try this again and you inbred mongrels are going to sit quietly. None of you are going to do your stupid Golden Ticket Championship nonsense. We are going to listen to the word!”
Daequan: “It is time that I preach the gospel… I will save Wrestling With…”
Before he could say anything else, Neve Marx’s music hit and Daequan angrily threw the microphone down and walked out with Chellsea in tow.
Astraea vs. Neve Marx
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
Singles Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “Daequan was trying to speak the word, but Neve wasn’t going to have anyone insulting her fans tonight! But how will she handle Astraea, is the question?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Astraea has been in and around this business a lengthy period and Neve’s just making her in ring debut tonight. Everything could easily change for Neve Marx, should she gain a victory here, though!”
Nate Paxton: “Both ladies lock up at the start of this, with Astraea shoving Neve on her behind. Neve immediately comes back and surprises Astraea with a headscissors takedown though! Astraea is back up with a clothesline, but Neve does a matrix move and ducks out of the way. Astraea turns around into a thesz press!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The crowd on their feet, they can’t believe it, Neve laying into Astraea who has to roll out of the ring! ”
Nate Paxton: “Neve giving chase though, leaping from the apron and taking Astraea down with a crossbody! Astraea is crawling away here, trying to get up via the steps!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Neve goes in on the attack again, but Astraea slams her into the steps! Neve then is dragged back into the ring and Astraea tries to capitalize, roll up by Neve for a near fall! Astraea is angry now, Pax!”
Nate Paxton: “She whipped Neve into the corner hard off that one, Neve’s holding her stomach, that slam into the steel steps earlier did her no favors. Shoulder thrusts in the corner, Neve is hurting but still holding on…”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Astraea pulls her to the center and drops her with a Straeabomb! And well… to the annoyance of the crowd, Neve Marx loses in her debut.”
Winner: Astraea
God's Star Rating: ★★[/size]
After the match, Astraea was walking up the ramp, then she looked up at the screen above the entrance to see Neve pulling herself up via the ropes.
Lazlo Goodlove: “No, no, no!”
Astraea returns to the ring and shoves past the referee, nailing Neve with a boot to the stomach! She then yanks her out of the corner and drops her with another Straeabomb!
Nate Paxton: “This is just heinous, stop this Astraea!”
Astraea wandered up the stage before stopping and looking up again, Neve was still trying to get up. Astraea returned and grabbed Neve by the hair, lifting her up again.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Someone stop this!”
She hoisted her into the air, then dropped her with another Straeabomb! Neve bounced off the mat, hurting as ‘Daddy’, the faith healer hit the ringside area and attempted to check on Neve. Astraea rolled out of the ring and began up the stage, dusting off her hands..
Neve Marx: “Astraea, you bitch, I’m not done with you yet!”
Neve laid on the mat with a microphone in hand, trying to get up, but holding her side and selling the beat downs she had received so far.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Someone stop this, get the microphone away from Neve, she’s going to get really hurt here.”
Nate Paxton: “Don’t come back, Astraea, don’t..”
Astraea came stomping down the ramp as the crowd began to cheer. She entered the ring, yanking a weakened Neve off the ground and backing her into the corner. Astraea then looked hard at her, before surprisingly, patting Neve on the head and raising her arm. Neve then collapsed to the mat…
Lazlo Goodlove: “Odd show of respect from Astraea there, and Neve showing a lot of fight in her, but now the faith healers can check her out and see that she’s okay…”
Astraea wandered up the ramp and left, leaving medical staff to check on Neve while we fade into a commercial for the Grapstream.
Lisa Seldon vs. SILK
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
Stoning Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “We’re back under way as the highly successful Lisa Seldon runs into a man who is similarly successful in SILK. Both of these individuals have a large number of accolades under their belt, but neither have faced stoning before, Lazlo.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Some would say they’ve both needed stoned long ago, Pax. But Lisa Seldon enters the ring with no weapons in hand and… SILK just came up from behind with a purple sock full of rocks and he just took her in the head with it!”
Nate Paxton: “A sock full of rocks is perfectly legal too, as long as it’s rock related in some way. It could be a guy named ‘rock’ and we would allow it, Laz!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s right Pax, but Lisa rolls out of the ring putting distance between herself and the sock toting SILK. Lisa is outside of the ring now, searching the table with various rock related weapons on it set up on the outside. SILK’s after her but Lisa has a slingshot! She just caught SILK upside the head with a big rock!”
Nate Paxton: “SILK is stunned and now Lisa is bombarding him via slingshot with pebbles, ouch! They might not do a ton of damage, but those little things do pack a wallop! SILK flips a table over to use as cover, trying to avoid further damage from the rocks!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “SILK just crawled under the ring but Lisa doesn’t know it. Clearly being covert here and trying to get around. Lisa is stopping her fire for a moment and investigating!”
Nate Paxton: “SILK comes out behind her and picks up a large rock now and Lisa is still investigating..”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Massive rock to the head of Lisa! The referee counting. If she’s not up by the end of the 10 count, SILK wins this!”
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “1… 2… 3… 4… 5…”
Nate Paxton: “Lisa’s hurting here..”
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “6… 7… 8…”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Lisa is up! SILK can’t believe it, he’s going at her with another rock but she catches him with a drop toe hold, actual wrestling in this match! SILK bounces face first off his own rock!”
Nate Paxton: “Man Opener from Lisa! SILK is down! Count it ref!”
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “1… 2… 3…. 4… 5… 6…”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Everyone on their feet, is this it?!”
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “7… 8… 9…”
Nate Paxton: “SILK is getting up, it’s still not over and Lisa can’t believe it! A rock to the face and a man opener, that should have been enough!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Lisa goes to check it out, only for SILK to leap up, bleeding from the rock to the head and catch her with a SILKplex through a table, a table covered with rocks!”
Nate Paxton: “Lisa is dead.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “I don’t know that yet but it looks bad, count it ref!”
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “1… 2… 3… 4…. 5… 6….”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The fans chanting for Lisa to get up here…”
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “7… 8… 9… 9 ½…”
Nate Paxton: “She’s up! SILK can’t believe it! They’re both exchanging blows! SILK grabs the rock sock and swings it at Lisa’s head, Lisa ducks it! She grabs a rock off the ground and batters SILK in the head with it, then lays him on that same pile of rocks from earlier! Brain Sushi on the rocks!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That has to be it!”
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “1… 2… 3… 4.. 5…”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Both talents pouring the blood now, this has been pure violence.”
Nate Paxton: “Who hasn’t wanted to beat these two with rocks though, Laz?!”
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “6… 7… 8… 9… 10!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Lisa Seldon wins! But SILK has nothing to be ashamed of, he rocked it this night!”
Winner: Lisa Seldon
God's Star Rating: ★★★1/2[/size]
Tyler and Maxx Bennett were making their way down the hall, racing to get out of the building and get to the parking lot to actually leave with the Golden Ticket Championship. Past a door they raced by, Angel McMaster could be seen being proposed to by a man and seemingly, all went well, yes’s all around! Though Tyler and Maxx didn’t pay attention to that, heading on down the hall.
Maxx Bennett: “We gotta get out of here.”
Tyler Bennett: “What did you eat earlier that made you do that with the whole mist thing oh my god.”
Maxx Bennett: “Ass.”
Tyler Bennett: “You shot it out of your ass?”
Maxx Bennett: “No I ate ass, shut up, lets go!”
Maxx took off ahead, only to turn around and see Tyler rolled up!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Everly Faye!”
Everly took off as Maxx chased for a moment before tending to her sister!
Maxx Bennett: “Fucking bitch.”
Tyler Bennett: “It’s okay but can you put on clothes now.”
Maxx Bennett: “Nope.”
Then we fade into the very next match.
Angel McMaster vs. Matt Knight
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
Winner receives entry into Christcore Championship Match.
Singles Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “Matt Knight and Angel McMaster start off with Knight seemingly boasting he would have this easy, as his wife won the Golden Ticket in our opener. So this meant he had the ticket to the Christcore.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “But Angel was having none of this, pure outwrestling him, which only seemed to frustrate Knight more.”
Nate Paxton: “The fans turned on Matt pretty badly though when he caught her with a thumb to the eye and an All Knighter, attempting a pinfall but only getting a two!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Not sure that was worth it either, only making McMaster angry. She used those long legs to nearly roundhouse his head clean off at one point and that was basically in.”
Nate Paxton: “She nailed in a few stomps to showcase her annoyance and then ultimately, from there, that was that.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “A simple ‘Angel from Above’ pump handle slam for his troubles and Matt Knight had lost.”
Nate Paxton: “Angel McMaster moves on to the Christcore Championship match.”
Winner: Angel McMaster
God's Star Rating: ★★[/size]
Next we go on the stage where Everly Faye was set to perform. She boldly walked out with the Golden Ticket Championship, taunting the crowd, before her music hit and backup dancers appeared in tow. We caught glimpses in the crowd of Faith McKinsey and Sydney Vahle passing around the collection plate, which seemed stacked with bills and both ladies looking happy over this.
Everly started to sing…
Everly Faye: “...”
Rika dances onto the stage behind her and rolls her up!
1.. 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Rika!”
Without missing a beat, Everly continued to perform, ignoring she’d just lost her gold. Her musical stylings in the background as Rika ran off with the belt, though an unseen figure sticks his foot out from the curtain and trips her! Rika’s puppet, Pao-Chan lands on top of her!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Pao Chan!”
Rika seems conflicted but grabs Pao-Chan and the belt and heads off into the back as the musical performance continues.
Essence vs. Astrid Weston (w/ Corrie Tomsen)
Officiated by Rusty McFeely
Singles Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “Essence and Astrid Weston have been going at it on Twitter ever since this whole thing came together Laz. Astrid blames Essence for getting her Twitter account suspended.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “She should have pinned the New Policy’s tweet. But she didn’t, now can she pin Essence?!”
Nate Paxton: “Both ladies start off this thing locking up with Corrie cheering Astrid on. The so called Killer Baes having a numbers advantage here, but numbers don’t help you when Essence is kicking you in the gut.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “This back and forth kept on for some time, with pinfalls exchanged but neither one getting the fall. Both of these ladies seemed just the right match.”
Nate Paxton: “The final section of this match saw Corrie try to trip up Essence, the referee got involved trying to restore order to this as Essence flat out tries to pull Corrie into the ring. The distraction doesn’t work though, Astrid trying to take hold of Essence in the chaos...”
Lazlo Goodlove: “But Essence hits her finisher the Bicycle Kick while Corrie wails for Astrid to get up, but it was over.”
Nate Paxton: “Essence wins but… wait a second.”
Winner: Essence
God's Star Rating: ★★1/2[/size]
The bell barely has a chance to ring as Essence is attacked by Corrie Tomsen. Both Corrie and Astrid began stomping away at Essence, with Astrid lifting Essence up and gripping her by the throat.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Astrid and Corrie, the so-called Killer Baes diving on Essence here, someone stop this!”
Corrie and Astrid took their chances to kick Essence in the stomach, then they went for some tag team maneuver but…
Nate Paxton: “Wait a minute!”
Astraea hits the ring and Corrie ducks out, Astrid goes for a few strikes only for her to end up clotheslined clean out of the ring. The fans in shock to see Astraea coming to Essences aid.. Astraea helps Essence up in the center of the ring, and all of the women yell at one another as we fade to the break.
We come to the back with Deirdre Evans standing by looking none too amused with what she had just witnessed out in the ring.
Deirdre Evans: “All there is in Wrestling With Christ are a bunch of little girls playing wrestler…”
Deirdre glared into the camera.
Deirdre Evans: “If you saw what I did to the so-called Resurrected One out there, you can plainly see I am not here to play.”
She slammed a door shut and stomped down the hall, clearly on the prowl for… something.
The first ever Wrestling With Christ Pie Baking Contest
Winner receives an entry into the Christcore Championship Match.[/i]
Saylor Stanhouse: “The following is the first ever Wrestling With Christ pie baking contest! The winner will be chosen to have the best pie out of our entries!”
The crowd cheered on as Stanhouse announced the entries.
Saylor Stanhouse: “Entering her grandmothers sweet potato pie is one half of Thot Chocolate, who you saw earlier in the night… CARTIER!”
Cartier rose her arms up into the air as the crowd gave her a mixed response.
Saylor Stanhouse: “We also have the guy who stabbed Jake Kovacs last show, cultist Barry Switzer and his ‘razor blade’ pie which he says has no razor blades in it!”
Barry Switzer flailed his arms, his cultist robes flailing around with him!
Saylor Stanhouse: “And then we have Regulators Inc, Jane Adler and Sadie Cassidy entering their banana cream pie!”
The Regulators waved to the crowd who gave them a mixed response as well..
Saylor Stanhouse: “Then that will be the last…”
Essence: “Hold on! I had to run to the back and get my pie, I’m entering too!”
Essence came running to ringside with a pie in hand, entering the ring and sitting it on a table. Essence got there just in time.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Stacked line up of pies here tonight.”
Nate Paxton: “I would eat all of these ladies pies.”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Now to introduce our judge for this evening…”
They all waited in the ring, when to everyone’s surprise, ‘Go 4 It’ by Corey Feldman hit and slowly on stage walked Brennan Devlin.
Nate Paxton: “Wait this isn’t fair! Nepotism! Essence is his pretend daughter, and he r…”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Runs everything into the ground he touches, we know!
Brennan Devlin: “Who wants to see me eat my daughter Essence’s cherry pie?!”
Brennan yelled into a microphone on stage as Essence met him at ringside to hug him, then returned to the ring… THEN BEHIND HIM ANGEL MCMASTER CAME DRIVING A CAR AND RAN HIM DOWN!
Lazlo Goodlove: “How did Angel sneak a car into the building and then run Brennan over?!”
Nate Paxton: “It’s happened again! Brennan is dead at ringside, he was ran over!”
Lazlo Goodlove entered the ring, the crowd going wild.
The Faithful: “LAZLO, LAZLO, LAZLO!”
Nate Paxton: “This isn’t fair either, I have it on good authority Lazlo likes ‘the sistas’!”
Lazlo began sampling various pies, before skipping over the Razor Blade pie and moving to raise Cartiers arm. He also handed her a sash which officially dubbed her the first ever ‘CCW Pie Baking Champion’!
Saylor Stanhouse: “Your winner and new CCW Pie Baking Champion, CARTIER!”
Winner: Cartier
God's Star Rating: ★★★★[/size]
After a break, we go to the back where Cecily Golding is being a good tag team partner and dragging Brennan's unconscious body down the hall by the feet. She drags him to ‘Daddy’ Batson, the faith healer for tonights festivities.
Daddy Batson: “What is the problem babyyyy”
He spoke in a melodious tone, almost singing.
Cecily Golding: “He was hit by a car again.”
Cecily said as Daddy checked on him. Meanwhile, nearby Rika and Pao-Chan came down the hall. Cecily peeked out…
Cecily Golding: “Hold on, I need this.”
Cecily grabbed Brennan by the legs and swung him out the door, taking out Rika and Pao-Chan with the body of Brennan Devlin! She hooks Pao-Chan’s leg!
1.. 2.. 3!
Burt Fleischman appears.
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Cecily Golding!”
Cecily ran off while Daddy attended Brennan.
Violet Fontenot vs. Magnus
Officiated by Rusty McFeely
Winner receives entry into Christcore Championship Match.
Singles Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “We get to see Violet Fontenot of the Fontenot clan versus Magnus, both returning from Wrestling With Christ #1!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Both of these individuals have seen a bit of combat in this company but now both of them are vying for a shot at the Christcore Championship. Will Violet win? Or will Magnus inch closer to finally breaking through here in Jesus graps?!”
Nate Paxton: “These two had their own storied back and forth with neither giving the other an inch, and both of them had a lot of inches to give, Nate.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Both of them are hung, literate and descriptive for sure, Nate. But only one of them would be capable of describing the victory on this night.”
Nate Paxton: “While both of them sent a hell of a starter, in the end though, quality of starters was not enough.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Not enough at all, because in the end, only Violet gets to finish with a Jack in the Box for the pin!”
Winner: Violet Fontenot
God's Star Rating: ★★[/size]
Cecily Golding was seen after the break dragging the possibly dead body of Brennan Devlin down the hall. She was taking care of him, keeping him in the match. She had pulled him out of a locker room and he was back in his ring attire, she’d even dressed him! As she pulled him down the hall though, Golden Ticket belt in hand, from behind, Cai Yukiko rolls her up!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Cai Yukiko!”
Cai scurried off leaving Cecily looking at Brennan.
Cecily Golding: “Somehow this is your fault.”
Cai was seen running off down the hall, ducking into a bathroom. Only to look up and Deirdre Evans was somehow hanging from the ceiling! Deirdre drops and lands atop Cai, pinning her!
1.. 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Deirdre Evans!”
Deirdre grabbed the belt and wandered off down the hall while medical staff attended to Cai. Jacob Kuntz could be seen nearby, peeking through the peephole and masturbating himself.
Kira Izumi stood in the boiler room looking none too happy, the lights behind him looking rather ominous.
Kira Izumi: “At Wrestling With Christ 1, I won the Bring Your Bible Battle Royal and I was close to becoming the first Golden Ticket Champion. That escaped me…”
Izumi paused.
Kira Izumi: “The Christcore Championship will not. Siberia Zombie, I am coming for you.”
Kira Izumi vs. Siberia Zombie
Officiated by Burt Fleischman
Winner receives entry into Christcore Championship Match.
Singles Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “Izumi and the famed Zombie Clan have some history, right, Laz? Well tonight, Siberia Zombie gets to take on Kira Izumi and we get to see on this night who is better.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Both individuals start off seemingly even matched, a lot of strikes going into this for sure.”
Nate Paxton: “Izumi loses the upperhand early on and ends up eating some stiff blows from Siberia Zombie for his trouble.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Izumi ends up in a near fall at the hands of Siberia’s Backslide Driver, but Izumi is back up and on her, some selling like he’s a dang inhuman here!”
Nate Paxton: “Izumi powers through and Siberia is surprised, ending up eating a boot for her troubles and his finishing maneuver catching her off guard! Izumi goes for the pin, but somehow Siberia kicks out at two and a half!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Izumi getting frustrated here, he attempts to put Siberia away but… Spirit of Pugu! She summons the ghost of pugu whatever that is and it kills Kira Izumi!”
Nate Paxton: “Or she hits him with a move called that, either or, but she hooks the leg… pinfall by Siberia Zombie! She moves on to the Christcore match!”
Winner: Siberia Zombie.
God's Star Rating: ★★★[/size]
Deirdre Evans walked down the hall boldly looking for any challengers for her Golden Ticket Championship, when a horde of cats appeared behind her which slowly began to all stack upon one another and form like Voltron. But they formed into the form of Allister Meowly! Deirdre turns into a codebreaker type move!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Allister Meowly!”
Meowly ran off down the hallway, while Deirdre tried to regain herself and give chase. At the end of the hall though, Meowly ate a pie to the face and a bicycle kick! She was pinned!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Essence!”
Essence cackled and ran off, while nearby, Ricky Stanton looked through a pair of sunglasses and seemed none too amused.
Ricky Stanton: “Everyone’s playing their little games, they’re having their fun and that’s all well and good… but soon, the fun and games stops when I become God’s Favorite Professional Wrestler, officially… because I am too, too, too pretty.”
Before Ricky could walk on, he stopped to see Willie Pete looking on, unimpressed.
Willie Pete: “I don’t see anything pretty. I see a man the shape of a walking humanoid penis.”
Ricky glared at him, scoffing.
Ricky Stanton: “I don’t know you, you’re not even worth me taking my sunglasses off for…”
Ricky shoved past him, knocking Willie aside, leaving Willie glaring down the hall.
Brew Collar (Jack Danielson and Andrew WIlkow) vs. The Crusade
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
Winner receives entry into Christcore Championship Match.
Tag Team Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “The holy warriors that make up the Crusade, with Crusader 1 and Crusader 2 make their debut against Brew Collar here.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “A lot of fanfare from various Christian websites and magazines come encircling these two.”
Nate Paxton: “But can they handle the combined talents of former CCW Tag Team Champions Andrew Wilkow and Jack Danielson?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “No! That’s the answer.”
Nate Paxton: “That’s right, the Crusade got in some good offense early on, but the tandem efforts of Brew Collar lead to a relatively quick victory on the part of Brew Collar.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “They hit their finish, pin Crusader #1 and win. They’re off to the Christcore match.”
Winner: Brew Collar
God's Star Rating: ★★[/size]
Essence looked at the championship as she wandered down the hall, shining it up, being pretty proud she’d gotten the gold… A ROOKIE MISTAKE.
Voice: “DREADFUL ENDING!”
Essence: “What?”
Essence turned around to see Wendy Wynne running at her.
Wendy Wynne: “I’m yelling my finishing moves name at you to give it more power, like anime, you know from China?”
Essence had many questions only for Wendy to surprise her and grab her up in a tombstone position! Essence struggled but was driven into the ground!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Wendy Wynne!”
Wendy Wynne: “WENDY WYNNE WINS, FLAWLESS VICTORY”
She saw some people coming for her and soon took off towards the ring.
Wendy Wynne vs. Tony Savage
CCW Golden Ticket Championship.
Officiated by Burt Fleischman
Winner receives entry into Christcore Championship Match.
Singles Match[/b]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Does that mean what I think it means, Pax? The Golden Ticket Championship is on the line in this match!”
Nate Paxton: “That’s right, Wendy Wynne defends the gold against Tony Savage, and the winner moves on into the Christcore Championship match! Bold strategy to win gold and then take it into the match.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “As these two start things off, lets talk about the mentality of Wendy going into this. I talked to her earlier and she said she wants to be successful in this so she can afford to feed a children.”
Nate Paxton: “You mean the children?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Nope, only the one, she says it will force the others to fight that one particular kid in combat and ultimately make the human race stronger.”
Nate Paxton: “Kind of a crazy woman.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “And she’s just my type, Pax, as Tony Savage takes her down for a near fall!”
Nate Paxton: “Tony heart punches her and Wendy hits the mat! Not sure how it affected her with all the chest cushioning but it must not have done enough as she kicked out at a near fall!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Savage drops her with a vertical suplex and attempts another pin, getting another near fall!”
Nate Paxton: “Savage clearly was getting frustrated as this went on, looking to net his first victory in Wrestling With Christ, but to no avail!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Nope, because Wendy catches him with a swift thumb to the eye and then hits him with a uppercut. Then, knocks him on his rear end, locks in For the Wynne and well...”
Nate Paxton: “Wendy Wynne does as her name suggests, and wins.”
Winner: Wendy Wynne
God's Star Rating: ★★★[/size]
After the match, she keeps attacking Tony Savage, who finally has enough and catches her with another swift heart punch! Wendy hits the mat and Tony starts to go for the pin! Out of nowhere, Faith McKinsey bonks him with the collection plate! She then leaps atop Wendy!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Faith McKinsey!”
Faith immediately takes off up the stage as Wendy comes to in the ring and screeches angrily at Tony for costing her the belt!
We come across CJ Sweet standing by in the back with Poppy Harlow. CJ was dressed to compete, looking lovely as usual.
Poppy Harlow: “CJ Sweet, we heard from Ricky Stanton earlier in the evening about how he intends to win the God’s Favorite Wrestler trophy… your thoughts?
CJ Sweet: “I have been away from wrestling for too long, Poppy. Wrestling With Christ was my way back. It’s been a real long time since WEW, since I was in Playboy and everything in between but this company gave me a chance… Ricky Stanton thinks he can just walk in and take that chance… well, he’s got another thing coming.”
CJ uttered, before Poppy nodded.
Poppy Harlow: “And what about other entries we’ve found out about tonight such as Brennan Devlin, Cecily Golding and Cai Yukiko?”
CJ Sweet: “They’re all great in their own way. Cai has been putting together a great record here and could be a real undog. Cecily Golding is vicious. And everyone knows who Brennan Devlin is, good or bad… but, whether it’s them, Moros, or anyone else… it’s sweet dreams for all of them.”
Fallon Lockhart vs. Rika
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
Winner receives entry into Christcore Championship Match.
Singles Match[/b]
Nate Paxton: “Both of these two go into this wanting to get into the Christcore Championship match. Fallon Lockhart wants to pet the puppies meanwhile Rika wants to prove herself to be worthy to contend for the gold.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “This one did not go as planned, both women brawling to the point the referee could not get control of this.”
Nate Paxton: “An unusually vicious side of Fallon Lockhart here, she wanted to pet the puppies bad.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “They brawl out into the crowd as Mel Swanson calls for a double disqualification.”
Nate Paxton: “Meaning both of these women go into the Dog Kennel from Heaven match.”
Winner: Double disqualification, both added to Dog Kennel from Heaven.
God's Star Rating: ★[/size]
We go to the back to see a strategically censored Faith McKinsey laying with her legs spread.
Faith McKinsey: “Oh God, yes!”
The invisible figure was clearly doing something sexual with her, maybe. The Golden Ticket Champion didn’t seem to care…
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, God!”
God and Faith kept going as we fade into the break.
C.J. Sweet vs. Ricky Stanton vs. Cecily Golding vs. Brennan Devlin vs. Cai Yukiko vs. Moros
Officiated by Rusty McFeely
Winner is given a trophy designed by God which will forever dub them God’s Favorite Professional Wrestler.
Elimination Match[/b]
Saylour Stanhouse: “The following is the God’s Favorite Wrestler elimination match! Where the last remaining talent will be dubbed ‘God’s Favorite Wrestler’ and receive a trophy!”
Nate Paxton: “All six competitors in this match paired off… well, five, with Brennan Devlin still unconscious. Immediately, Cecily began using him as a battering ram, swinging his unconscious body into the various combatants. Cecily was taking everyone out. People tried to run in but Brennan’s unconscious form collided with them and took them out!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Cecily really cleaned house here early on, using her tag team partner as a weapon throughout. This group attack on the part of Devlin and Cecily was unbeatable.”
Nate Paxton: “Moros was able to leap into the mix and managed to get past the offense of Cecily Golding and Brennan Devlin, causing her to drop Devlin temporarily. Several chops to her chest but Golding no sold them, yelling about having big boobs so she was shielded. Moros was unimpressed and caught her with a spin kick for her troubles!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Cai Yukiko slips up from behind and catches him with a head scissors takedown for his trouble, while Ricky Stanton assaults CJ Sweet on the outside!”
Nate Paxton: “Cai is in the ring doing battle with Moros who catches her with a boot and sets up His Voice, a Styles Clash type maneuver! But Cai gets free, kneeing him in the gut and then drops him with a snapmare! HurriCAIne and a pinfall!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Moros has been eliminated!:
Lazlo Goodlove: “Moros surprised by Cai Yukiko there, good effort from this newcomer though, who really ended Cecily Golding’s killing spree early on but oof! Spear from Golding on Cai! Pin attempt… 1… 2… kickout from Yukiko!”
Nate Paxton: “Young Cai Yukiko has a lot of heart, we’d thought maybe we’d see Devlin, Yukiko and Golding team up like they did at the Bring Your Bible Battle Royal but so far none of that!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Cecily goes to pick up Devlin and use him as a battering ram again, only for Cai to catch her with an Eat Defeat! Then Cai immediately goes to pin Devlin! 1.. 2… 3!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Brennan Devlin has been eliminated!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “He was hardly ever in it, to be fair.”
Nate Paxton: “Ricky Stanton bowls through both women though! Stanton with a F5 Rainmaker on Yukiko, the crowd booing loudly as he picks on this young lady! He just pinned Yukiko!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Cai Yukiko has been eliminated!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “We’re down to three, Cecily Golding, CJ Sweet and Ricky Stanton! Stanton sizing up both women, having a advantage in stature here. Both Sweet and Golding backing up into a corner and seemingly developing an alliance here…”
Nate Paxton: “Golding and Sweet immediately going at Stanton but he powers through both of them. The powerhouse that usually is Cecily Golding catching him with clubbing blows, but he shoves her into CJ, miscommunications between these two and… F-5 rainmaker!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Cecily Golding has been eliminated!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Only a matter of time now, with Stanton creeping up on Sweet here. Sweet’s out of it…”
Nate Paxton: “Stanton taunting Sweets boyfriend and family at ringside, this isn’t right… He’s toying with her. Stomping away at her as security holds her family back…”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The referee getting between them to check on Sweet here… wait a minute! Willie Pete is here! “You’re Flying’ from Willie Pete on Ricky Stanton! He rolled out of the ring!”
Nate Paxton: “CJ Sweet hurrying over to Ricky Stanton and lifting up the big man as far as she can, Sweet Dreams! 1… 2… 3!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “CJ Sweet has done it! She is God’s Favorite Wrestler!”
Nate Paxton: “Ricky Stanton when he gets up is going to be mad, Laz. He dominated for a bit but Willie Pete destroyed his chances!”
Winner: C.J. Sweet
God's Star Rating: ★★★[/size]
Both of the Killer Baes (Corrie Tomsen and Astrid Weston) are seen dressed scantily clad in the back, their cleavage on full display.
Astrid Weston: “Come right in here God…”
The Golden Ticket Championship floated into the room with them and Astrid got on her knees in front of God as if she were going to suck him off… Then…
Astrid Weston: “Get him Corrie!”
Corrie Tomsen: “On it!”
Corrie rolls God up and Astrid adds her body weight to the mix.
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champions, the Killer Baes!”
Astrid Weston: “Corrie run!”
Corrie Tomsen: “Running!”
Both women run off with the belt in their arms as God laid there on the floor literally caught with his pants down.
The Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard) © vs. American Pain Experience (Duke Andrews and Redd Thunder)
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
CCW Tag Team Championships
Tables, Ladders and Crosses[/b]
Nate Paxton: “This one’s gonna be big. Redd Thunder put on a hell of a show on the first Wrestling With Christ, and now he comes in with Duke Andrews who had a solid showing himself. But the Double Dragons have shown themselves to be a diamond that got out of the rough at Night 2 of Wrestling With Christ #1 when they took their gold off of Brew Collar!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Every man is legal during this match, no disqualifications, there has to be a winner… The first to ascend the ladder and take down the gold wins! Bogard ends up singled out by Redd Thunder outside of the ring while Duke and Lee battle on the opposite side.”
Nate Paxton: “Oof! Cross to the side of the head of Redd Thunder who is stunned but shaking it off. Bogard takes another and slams it over Redd Thunders head, but Redd is still standing, holy...”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The holiest of poops, Pax. Redd Thunder finally has the cross broken over his head and starts to slump backwards but… holy hell he just bowls through Bogard and sends him through a table! But Redd is already hurt, slumping down at ringside, his ears ringing after those shots from the cross.”
Nate Paxton: “On the opposite side of the ring Duke Andrews has Lee down and is driving a ladder into his gut, it’s not looking good for the Double Dragons here, Laz!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Duke’s in the ring now, attempting to climb up the ladder after setting it up… he has his hand on the gold, can he do it?!”
Nate Paxton: “Wait there’s Lee, he’s pushing the ladder! Duke’s trying to hang on but the ladder tumbles over and Duke goes falling through a table on the outside!”
The Faithful: “Holy shit, holy shit!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Duke Andrews just fell and now Lee is in the ring trying to get up to the top. Redd Thunder sees his partner is in trouble, but he can’t help him right now. Redd’s in the ring and Lee is hurrying up the ladder...”
Nate Paxton: “Redd shoved the ladder out of the way… oh my god… Johnny Lee is hanging from the ladder!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Lee just fell but Redd catches him in a Power Bomb, oh my god!!! The crowd on their feet, Johnny Lee may have just been broken in half!”
Nate Paxton: “Thunder’s trying to set up the ladder, he’s heading up it again… could it be?! Could Jeff Bogard and Johnny Lee be about to be dethroned?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Jeff Bogard hits the ring! He’s scaling the ladder, him and Thunder are fighting it out on the bottom! Andrews is back in the ring after that table bump! He’s pushing the ladder! Redd hops down but his ankle gives out under his own weight and he rolls out, Bogard just went flying out of the ring himself!”
Nate Paxton: “Duke’s the last man standing, but his move risked the match and his partner just now! Can Duke capitalize or did he just screw the pooch?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Johnny Lee hurrying to scale the ladder now, him and Duke are fighting on top! Can Duke hang on?! Can Duke send him off and get the gold and bring his little stable with Chris Constantine even more gold?!”
Nate Paxton: “Johnny Lee climbing even higher now and… Wait, Lee lifts his leg up and manages to somehow hit a swift kick to the side of Andrews’ head! Lee reaches up and grabs the belts, it's over!”
Winner: The Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard)
God's Star Rating: ★★★★[/size]
Backstage, Marty is walking down the hall, pretty proud of what has went on thus far. Sure there was still the looming threat of a bomb but… that wasn’t gonna go off and kill us all, right?!
Dan Fogelman: “Sir, we have something for you…”
The on site counselor for the show said, as Fluffers the Jesus Cat appeared and pulled out a letter.
Fluffers: “Garsh yes we do sir. This letter came for you it did!”
Marty Kovacs: “You are just the worst thing…”
“WE HAVE UR SUN”
The letter said, as Marty looked on.
Dan Fogelman: “They kidnapped the Sun, sir. Endless night ahead.”
Marty Kovacs: “.... I think they mean they’ve kidnapped Jake.”
Dan looked around then nodded.
Dan Fogelman: “That would make much more sense.”
Marty Kovacs: “Guess I’ve got to meet these cultist bastards… says they’re on the roof and to come alone… tell nobody about this, we don’t want to cause a panic.”
Marty turned and walked off, leaving Dan and Fluffers looking on in shock.
Fallon Lockhart vs. Angel McMaster vs. Rika vs. Wendy Wynne vs. Violet Fontenot vs. Andrew Wilkow vs. Jack Danielson vs. Siberia Zombie vs. Cartier
Officiated by Burt Fleischman
CCW Christcore Championship
Dog Kennel from Heaven[/b]
Saylor Stanhouse: “The following is the Dog Kennel from Heaven match which will be contested for the Christcore Championship! Where the only way to win is to escape both the inner and outer cage!”
Nate Paxton: “All nine of these individuals are in the ring now, the dogs are being let free in the ring. The bell just rang and we are off and… Fallon screams that she wants the puppies, oh my god, she just scaled the cage! She’s outside of it! She’s in the secondary cage chasing the puppies!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Try to escape Fallon! The rest of the people in the ring are so confused, Fallon could win! Go Fallon, go!”
Nate Paxton: “She’s not doing it! She’s still chasing the puppies! They can smell sin on a person and are trained to attack, but Fallon must not have any!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wendy uses the distraction to go for Violet Fontenot, meanwhile Danielson and Wilkow go for Siberia Zombie. Angel McMaster and Rika are left doing battle while Cartier tries to scale up the cage!”
Nate Paxton: “But Angel takes down Rika with a big boot, then goes and catches Cartier on the cage… powerbomb to the mat, Cartier is down! Fallon is still chasing puppies around the ring outside! She could literally win this by climbing to the top, why doesn’t she?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Back in the ring, Violet and Zombie are going at it, Wilkow is down, and Danielson is being stomped repeatedly by Angel in a corner! Cartier is slinking up the cage… she’s out! Fallon just ran through her though, knocking Cartier into the wall of the cage and… oof, dogs trampling over Cartier here, that has to hurt!”
Nate Paxton: “Cartier covering up as dogs run her over, not a lot of room to lay down here, but she’s in the outer layer of the cage now! Wendy Wynne trying to slink up as well now!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wendy’s out now! Fallon is over in the corner of the ring hugging all the dogs, while Wendy goes to attack Cartier who’s stirring now! Cartier with a punch, Wendy with one of her own!”
Nate Paxton: “Cartier is up, Empire State of Mind! Wendy is down, Fallon comes running playing with the dogs again and she hits Eat This Ass on Fallon! The dogs don’t take kindly to this though and they take hold of Cartier by the legs! Cartier keeps kicking them but they’re biting into her!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wendy is back up and she picks Fallon off the ground, Dreadful Ending on the floor! But some of the dogs have broken off and are chasing Wendy around the ring! Wendy is screaming! Back in the ring, Violet and Rika are fighting Wilkow and Danielson, trying to get out of the cage!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Cartier is stirring on the outside again, getting free of the dogs and going to climb but… Angel just moonsaulted off the side of the inner cage and lands atop Cartier, taking them both out but now all the dogs are chasing Wendy!”
Nate Paxton: “Wilkow is down in the ring along with Fontenot, Rika is scaling the cage while Danielson is moving up the other side… Siberia Zombie looks sort of like ‘why the hell am I in this’ as she ascends to the top of the cage, trying to get out herself but a dog keeps biting up at her ankles!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wait, a almost lifeless Angel McMaster is climbing too! Slowly scaling up the side of the cage! Cartier grabbed her leg but Angel kicks her in the head! Cartier just fell backwards to the floor!”
Nate Paxton: “Fallon is chasing the puppies again who are chasing Wendy, and Angel manages to get over the outer cage… that’s it!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Your winner and NEW CCW Christcore Champion… ANGEL MCMASTER!”
Winner: Angel McMaster
God's Star Rating: ★★★★1/2[/size]
The Killer Baes (Corrie Tomsen and Astrid Weston) snuck down a hallway, trying to finally make their way out of here and hit the parking lot.
Astrid Weston: “This way! Run more!”
Corrie Tomsen: “I’m not dressed for all this running!”
Astrid turned a corner into a scoop slam, Tony Savage jumps atop her and goes for the pin!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Tony Savage!”
Corrie kicked at him but Tony ran away, only to eat a clothesline from Duke Andrews for his trouble! Duke then piled a bunch of items like tables, ladders and more on him and goes for the pin!
1.. 2.. 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Duke Andrews!”
Duke left down the hall, heading for the parking lot, knowing when to get the hell out of dodge!
Chang Dong Geun © vs. God
Officiated by ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson
[REDACTED] Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Championship
God will forgive any actions taken in this match.[/b]
BJ Cipes: “The following contest is for the Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Championship and is to be contested under the rules that God will forgive any actions taken in this match!”
Nate Paxton: “God and Chang in the center of the ring now, both of them staring one another down. The fans have fallen silent, some chanting for the old God and some for the new… but who will be the true god of the professional wrestling ring?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Chang and God tie up, and… oh my gosh. Chang shoves God on his rear end! God is embarrassed! God just got up and chopped Chang in the chest. Then Chang chops God. Chang chops back. God chops Chang. Chang chops God. God chops Chang. Chang chops God. God chops Chang. Chang chopped God. Chang just chopped God again! Chang chops God a third time! God just chopped Chang and Chang’s shirt explodes open at the impact!”
The Faithful: “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!”
Nate Paxton: “Chang just ripped the remnants of his shirt off and threw it in God’s face! God throws it aside and now he’s chasing Chang! Chang just got clotheslined over the top rope! They’re fighting out into the crowd!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Oh no! They’re going up towards the balcony! Yes there’s a balcony! Mel Swanson is having a hard time officiating all of this but we’re going to follow this to the very end, folks!”
Nate Paxton: “Chang and God are teetering on a railing… oh my god. Oh my god don’t do it! Don’t do it Chang! Backflip Exploder Suplex off the balcony through the tables below! They’re both dead!”
The Faithful: “THEY’RE BOTH DEAD! THEY’RE BOTH DEAD!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Neither of them are moving, oh my God. Both of them are dead! Brad and Chad are out here to pray over them both… But it’s not working, God is unconscious and so is Chang! Chief of medical staff Ray Strangles is even out here...”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The ref just checked with Chang and God. Both say they can continue, Changs getting up now, so is God...
Nate Paxton: “God and Chang exchanging blows again as they fight back to ringside! Chang just took God down and Changs going for a table… God rolled into the ring but Chang is doing something, Pax...”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Chang just lit the table on fire! He’s climbing up on the apron to go after God…. God just speared Chang through the flaming table! Or he slipped and fell but I have faith it was God! Oh my lord! God with the pinfall! 1.. 2… KICKOUT!”
Nate Paxton: “Chang just kicked out of Gods spear! But God’s lifting him up for his jackhammer!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Chang telegraphs it! Chang hits a beautiful 360 butterfly kick, then an uppercut he calls the F! Chang pins God! 1… 2… Kickout!”
Nate Paxton: “Chang can’t believe it, what will finish God?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Chang gets up and began to take loose a turnbuckle pad… Chang turns around into a Spear! 1.. 2… KICKOUT at two and one half! Chang is down and God is in shock!”
Nate Paxton: “God is lifting Chang up here… Chang cartwheels and God is shocked… Cartwheel Uppercut! God is stunned!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “1… 2…. TWO AND A HALF, GOD KICKS OUT!”
The Faithful: “Holy shit, holy shit!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Chang is desperate now… Chang drags God up the stage, they’re fighting to the top of the ramp here… nearby are all the power cables and various technical equipment.. No Chang, don’t do it! Chang exploder suplexes God off the edge and falls with him! Chang gets his arm over God as sparks shoot off around them from the equipment! 1… 2… 3!”
Nate Paxton: “Chang wins! Chang wins! The faith healers and medical staff have both hit, as well as firemen to put out the fires from the equipment! Both men are unconscious!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “What a show! God is not accustomed to the wrestling ring but he still gave Chang his all, coming into this though, Chang had to be the underdog!”
Nate Paxton: “No shame on God for losing this though. Chang retains the California Wreatling Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Championship or whatever it was called!”
Winner: Chang Dong Geun.
God's Star Rating: asdasdsadasewadasdasd asdasd FUCK YOU CHANG.[/size]
Duke Andrews was finally out to the parking lot, maybe he could get out of here with the gold! He could go watch Constantine’s match from the hotel!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Andrews trying to get out of here in the final stretch of the show, and he’s smart for doing that in my opinion.”
Andrews wandered along only for Heidi to drive a light tube in the back of his skull! She immediately goes for a pin!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Heidi!”
Heidi jumped up and grabbed the gold, heading for her car. She opened the back door and Siberia Zombie jumps out, for some reason waiting in her car! Siberia throws Heidi into the car and slams a car door on her head!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Champion, Siberia Zombie!”
Burt was short for breath and Siberia began to trek towards a car. Burt kept watch in case anyone else went for a pin. Antanasia Knox comes running across several cars and leaps atop Siberia, taking her down! Antanasia bashes Siberia in the head with a brick, then hooks a leg!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Antanasia Knox!”
Antanasia didn’t make it very far before Moros came flying into her, taking her down with a crossbody from a supply truck!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Moros!”
Moros only made it so far before he caught a tomahawk to the head… I mean an axe handle to the head from Brien Storm!
1.. 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Brien Storm!”
Brien lugged the belt along only for Skylar Knight to hit him with a dumb bell! Skylar immediately pins him…
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleishman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Skylar Knight!”
Matt Knight pulled up in a car and Skylar dives in through the passenger window!
Skylar Knight: “Drive!”
The tires screech as Matt and Skylar drive off into the night, several wrestlers watching on as the taillights are left!
MAIN EVENT
Chris Constantine Jr. © vs. Willie Pete vs. Winter Drell
Officiated by Rusty McFeely
CCW Heavyweight Championship
Apocalypse Match[/size][/b]
Saylor Stanhouse: “The following contest is our main event, and it is for the CCW Heavyweight Championship! It will be contested in an Apocalypse Match! Surrounding the ring we have weapons based on the four horsemen of the apocalypse, Pestilence, War, Famine and Death!”
Nate Paxton: “All three of these individuals have wanted championship gold from the very start here in Wrestling With Christ. Willie Pete has seemingly been destined for success here since he walked through the door, but success in the caliber of the championship has eluded him. Meanwhile Winter Drell came in a bit of a dark horse, but surprised the world by obtaining the Golden Ticket Championship and even breaking records with it in regards to number of reigns! And Chris Constantine Jr. has turned every opportunity presented in front of him into a success, if it’s a championship that exists, chances are he’s held it and he’s our current Heavyweight Champion!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “He’s champion for a reason, Pax! The bell rings and now these three are going at it. Winter Drell just slipped out of the ring and she’s got an axe handle from the War table! Whoever heard of a war with an axe handle?!”
Nate Paxton: “Technically you can go to war with any number of weapons, Laz! She hits the ring and takes Willie out in the gut with it, but Constantine takes it from her! He swings it at her but she ducks it! Neckbreaker from Drell taking Constantine out, now she’s got the axe handle and is attempting to choke him out with it! The referee checking on Constantine here, there’s no tapping out in this kind of match, so an odd move from Drell here.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “She’s just trying to take Constantine out of the equation, trying to choke him out for everything he’s done and said so far. Willie Pete is outside of the ring letting this go on. But finally he decides to hit the ring as Winter goes for a pin… He’s got a jar of bees!”
Nate Paxton: “Not the bees! He just slammed them over the side of Winter’s head and the bees are attacking her for some reason! THE BEES, LAZ, THE BEES! Winter is swiping at them as she rolls out of the ring but the bees are angry! Back in the ring, Willie Pete goes for Constantine but Constantine rolls him up to a near fall!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Constantine still trying to catch his breath here as Pete is back on the attack! Pete with a knee to the stomach of Constantine! You’re Flying Powerbomb from Pete, does he have it?! 1.. 2… 2 and ½… NO, NOT NOW, NOT HIM!”
Nate Paxton: “‘Pretty’ Ricky Stanton! He’s here! Revenge for earlier in the night! Willie Pete has been a favorite to win the championship for ages and Ricky Stanton is here to cut off his dream! Stanton is stomping away at Willie! Stanton is dragging Willie up the ramp now but Willie manages to slug Stanton one upside the head!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Stanton and Pete fighting their way up the stage now, no! F-5 Rainmaker from Ricky Stanton on the metal of the stage! Willie Pete is down… someone stop this! Ricky Stanton is dragging Willie Pete up the ramp further, Willie’s hurt, someone get out here and faith heal him for the love of Christ!”
Nate Paxton: “He’s got him lifted in the air again… another F-5 Rainmaker and he sends him flying off the stage! Willie is hurt, we need some help! Ray Strangles, Brad and Chad are all out here tending to things as Burt Fleischman and ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson attempt to get Ricky away from Pete!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Back in the ring, an angry Winter Drell is back on the attack! Constantine rolls out of the ring to the table of weapons and Drell is on the chase, she’s been bee stung and she’s mad! She grabs Constantine and he bug sprays her in the eyes from the Pestilence table! Then he hoists her up and sidewalk slams her through the table… 1… 2… 2 and ½! KICKOUT FROM WINTER DRELL!”
Nate Paxton: “She’s blinded, bee stung, and in trouble here but still she kicks out! The heart of Winter Drell, she’s clearly frustrating an already angry Chris Constantine!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The frustrated champion is a scary champion. He’s exposing the concrete under the padding, looking to really hurt Winter Drell here…”
Nate Paxton: “Oh no… he’s dragging Winter over… He’s setting up the American Style Pile Driver on the floor… That… that’s too far!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Constantine lifts her up but she slips free! She grabs a sledgehammer from the nearby war table and slams it against Constantine’s skull! Constantine’s collapsed, he’s bleeding… she’s going for the pin! 1… 2… 2 and ½… KICKOUT! Oh my god, the Faithful cannot believe it… Chris Constantine is still standing, somehow!”
Nate Paxton: “Winter is going to the pestilence table, looking for more bees! She’s got a jar and throws them at Constantine, but the jar breaks and the bees turn on her! They chase her around the ring and she clearly doesn’t want stung by more bees! As she comes around the ring, Constantine catches her, wearily, but he’s got her! American Style Piledriver! 1… 2… 2 and ½… KICKOUT FROM WINTER!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The bees finally catch them and begin stinging them both, and Winter is bleeding from the skull now!”
Nate Paxton: “The cloud of bees has finally dispersed and both of them look worse for wear. I hope neither is allergic… Both Winter and Constantine are fighting back in the ring now, slugging eachother with lefts and rights! Winter hits Killing in the Name of Drell and headbutts Constantine to the mat, but Constantine is still moving. Both of them bleeding in the center of the ring!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “In desperation, Winter goes for a running big boot but Constantine side steps and rolls her up, hooking her tights! 1… 2… 2 and ½! Constantine cannot believe it but Winter kicks out! Winter running on pure adrenaline now getting up, Constantine has tried every dirty trick in the book and it has not put Winter away!”
Nate Paxton: “Constantine’s coming towards her with intent to put her away but… she kicks Constantine straight in the family jewels! Dracarys DDT from Winter! She’s not done! Constantine’s on his knees trying to raise up, Killing in the Name of Drell! She goes for the pinfall!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “1… 2…. 3! WE HAVE A NEW CCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!:
Saylor Stanhouse: “Ladies and gentlemen, your new CCW Heavyweight Champion… WINTER DRELL!”
Winner: Winter Drell.
God's Star Rating: ★★★★1/2[/size]
The fans are on their feet as a show of respect for Winter Drell and Chris Constantine Jr. looks stunned! He yells that this isn’t over and soon, Redd Thunder and Duke Andrews hit the ring! Thunder and Andrews begin beating down a tired Winter Drell with clubbing blows. Thunder hoists her off the mat and starts to go for a powerbomb…
Lazlo Goodlove: “Stop this! She won, you lost, Constantine!”
Nate Paxton: “Constantine’s directing traffic here, too! This evil son of a bitch!”
The Double Dragons (Jeff and Johnny) come running from the back with a baseball bat and steel chair respectively! The team hits the ring as Thunder drops Winter and eats a chair shot! He no sells it and shoves Johnny, only to get a dropkick sending him into the ropes. Andrews helps Constantine out of the ring as Drell and the Double Dragons tandem drop kick the big man and send him over the ropes!
Chris Constantine Jr.: “This isn’t over! I will get MY title back!”
Constantine yells as he, Redd Thunder and Duke Andrews regroup on the stage, while the Double Dragons lift a bloody Winter Drell onto their shoulders and she holds up her CCW Heavyweight Championship!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Winter Drell is the new CCW Heavyweight Champion, the Double Dragons are the Tag Team Champions and so much has happened tonight! But we’ll be back, I hope… next time on Wrestling With Christ!”
Marty hurried down the hall, pulling a door open only to see several fleshy tentacles coming from the ground. They were everywhere, and a giant set of red eyes fashioned in the wall looking back at him…
Marty Kovacs: “... I’m never going back in this room.”
He slammed the door shun, then hurried up some stairs, eventually making it to the top where a hooded individual held his son Jake Kovacs captive. Jake was tied up with a bag over his head and Marty came with a suitcase…
Marty Kovacs: “I’ve got what you asked for… just stop. The papers are here, sign them and the Wrestling With Christ property, the name, all the trademarks… they’re yours. Just let him go, and no more bomb, shut it off.”
The cultist stood there, speaking through a voice changer.
Cultist: “I’m glad… now we can get rid of you.”
Marty Kovacs: “What?”
Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain as a knife entered his stomach repeatedly. The man tied up on the ground took his hood off to reveal himself as his own son, Jake had just stabbed his own father..
Marty Kovacs: “But… why…”
The cultist that had seemingly had him hostage yanks the hood off to reveal herself as Everly Faye. She immediately goes into Jake's arms and they share a kiss, as Marty laid on the ground bleeding.
Jake Kovacs: “You fucking let me get stabbed and then kept the show going, dad! You won’t work with the Saudi’s… So my girlfriend Everly and I hatched a plan…”
Marty Kovacs: “You… had your girlfriend seduce me?...”
Jake glared on as Everly rolled her eyes.
Everly Faye: “You only got the tip in.”
Jake Kovacs: “Just the tip, dad! My girl doesn’t smash olds! Bye dad… I’ll run this company better than you ever could…”
Marty laid on the ground bleeding out… Fjorg and Ferg wandering up the stairs.
Jake Kovacs: “Idiot, thinking there was a bomb…”
Everly Faye: “The only bomb is our bomb ass… ness.”
Jake looked at Fjorg and Ferg…
Jake Kovacs: “Get rid of him…”
They began to drag Marty’s corpse away, meanwhile, Everly and Jake continued to kiss atop the building as the skyline of Las Vegas loomed behind them, and we fade to the logo for the next show…
Several weeks ago…
God sat in Wuhan, China at the center of the coronavirus outbreak… He carried the Golden Ticket Championship in hand and threw it in the garbage of the first hospital where the outbreak had started. The coronavirus germs contaminate the belt…
God: “...”
The belt then found its way to the states, and was defended at Wrestling With Christ #1 and then at Wrestling With Christ 2… Was the belt responsible for the coronavirus?!
Everyone’s gonna die?
Skylar Knight def. Winter Drell © for the Golden Ticket Championship.
Taylor Lynn def. Valeria
Thot Chocolate (Cartier and SILK) def. Trevor and Chelsea Miller
Antanasia Knox def. Bun Bun
Hercule Giles def. Brien Storm, Cliff Morgan and Indi Rhyder.
Heidi def. Jason Van Owen and Jacob Cross.
Cai Yukiko def. Prince Johnson.
Nikkii and Allister Meowly def. The New Policy (Patrollers 1 / 2)
Echo Layne and Beck Wilder def. The Ashleys (Ashley LaShae and Ashley R.)
Deirdre Evans def. The Resurrected One.
Regulators Inc. (Jane Adler and Sadie Cassidy) def. Baewatch (Barry Allen and Jacob Holliday)
Maxx Bennett def. Heather Haze
Jacob Kuntz def. Tedmund Montgomery[/size]
Team Hatface (Cecily Golding and Brennan Devlin) def. The Christ Stars (Dynamite Larry and the Ghost of Radical Randy)[/size]
Astraea def. Neve Marx[/size]
Lisa Seldon def. SILK.
Angel McMaster def. Matt Knight
Essence def. Astrid Weston
Cartier def. Essence, Regulators Inc, and Barry Switzer in a pie baking contest.[/size]
Violet Fontenot def. Magnus.
Siberia Zombie def. Kira Izumi[/size]
Brew Collar (Jack Danielson and Andrew Wilkow) def. The Crusade (Crusader 1 and 2)[/size]
Wendy Wynne def. Tony Savage to retain the Golden Ticket Championship.
Rika and Fallon Lockhart fight to a double disqualification.
CJ Sweet def. Brennan Devlin, Cecily Golding, Ricky Stanton, Cai Yukiko and Moros to be dubbed God’s Favorite Wrestler.
The Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard) © def. American Pain Experience (Redd Thunder and Duke Andrews) to retain the CCW Tag Team Championships.
Angel McMaster def. Fallon Lockhart, Rika, Wendy Wynne, Violet Fontenot, Andrew Wilkow, Jack Danielson, Siberia Zombie and Cartier for the CCW Christcore Championship.
Chang Dong Geun def. God to retain the [REDACTED] Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Championship.[/size]
Winter Drell def. Willie Pete and Chris Constantine Jr. © to win the CCW Heavyweight Championship.[/size]
CCW Heavyweight Championship -
[*]Chris Constantine Jr. (1x) defeated Tedmund Montgomery, Winter Drell, Jody Stagg, Willie Pete, Chang Dong Geun, and Redd Thunder in a Chamber of God Match at Wrestling WIth Christ #1, Night Two on 2/23/2020.
[*]Winter Drell (1x, current) defeated Chris Constantine Jr. and Willie Pete in an Apocalypse Match at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse, 3/15/2020.[/size][/list]
CCW Christcore Championship -
[*]Angel McMaster (1x, current) defeated Fallon Lockhart, Rika, Wendy Wynne, Violet Fontenot, Andrew Wilkow, Jack Danielson, Siberia Zombie and Cartier in a Dog Kennel From Heaven match at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse on 3/15/2020.
CCW Tag Team Championship -
[*]Brew Collar (Jack Danielson and Andrew Wilkow) defeated Cecily Golding/Brennan Devlin, Chris Constantine Jr./Redd Thunder, Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard), and Flex Appeal (Skylar/Matt Knight). Wrestling With Christ #1, Night One on 2/22/2020
[*]The Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard) (1x) defeated Brew Collar (Andrew Wilkow and Jack Danielson) at Wrestling With Christ #1, Night Two on 2/23/2020.[/size][/list]
Successfully defended against the American Pain Experience (Duke Andrews and Redd Thunder) at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse, 3/15/2020.
[*]?
CCW Golden Ticket Championship -
The following occurred at Wrestling With Christ #1 between 2/22/2020 and 2/23/2020
[*]Winter Drell defeats CJ Sweet, Siberia Zombie, Jacob Kuntz, Fallon Lockhart, Angel McMaster and Kira Izumi.
God announces the Golden Ticket Championship will be defended under 24/7 rules until Night Two: Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20
[*]Chang Dong Geun pins Winter Drell. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Fallon Lockhart pins Chang Dong Geun. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Neve Marx pins Fallon Lockhart. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Skylar Knight pins Neve Marx. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Dirty Gus Stevens pins Skylar Knight. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Brennan Devlin pins Gus Stevens. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Angel McMaster pins Brennan Devlin. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Faith McKinsey pins Angel McMaster. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Cai Yukiko pins Faith McKinsey. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Bun Bun pins Cai Yukiko. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Tedmund Montgomery pins Bun Bun. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Winter Drell (2x) pins Tedmund Montgomery. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Sloane Taylor pins Winter Drell. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]CJ Sweet pins Sloane Taylor. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Cecily Golding pins CJ Sweet. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Kira Izumi pins Cecily Golding. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Baewatch pins Kira Izumi. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Sadie Cassidy pins Jacob Holliday of Baewatch. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Siberia Zombie pins Sadie of Regulators Inc. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Jacob Kuntz pins Siberia Zombie. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Shane Clemmens pins Jacob Kuntz. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Violet Fontenot pins Shane Clemmens. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Rika pins Violet Fontenot. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Angel McMaster (2x) pins Rika. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Tedmund Montgomery (2x) pins Angel McMaster. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Winter Drell (3x) pins Tedmund Montgomery. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i][/list]
24/7 Rules End.
[*]Skylar Knight (2x) pins Winter Drell in a sanctioned match. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.
24/7 Rules Begin Again.
[*]Saylor Stanhouse pins Skylar Knight. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.
[*]Skylar Knight (3x) pins Saylor Stanhouse. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Sydney Vahle pins Skylar Knight. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Taylor Lynn pins Sydney Vahle. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heather Haze pins Taylor Lynn. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]A mop pins Heather Haze. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Kit pins a mop. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Chellsea pins Kit. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Hercule Giles pins Chellsea. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heidi pins Hercule Giles. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Jacob Cross pins Heidi. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Allister Meowly pins Jacob Cross. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Nikkii pins Allister Meowly. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Echo Layne pins Nikkii. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Chelsea Miller and Trevor Miller pin Echo Layne. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Lisa Seldon pins Trevor Miller. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Maxx Bennett pins Lisa Seldon. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heather Haze (2x) pins Maxx Bennett. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Tyler Bennett pins Heather Haze. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Everly Faye pins Tyler Bennett. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Rika pins Everly Faye. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Pao Chan pins Rika. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Cecily Golding (2x) pins Pao Chan. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Cai Yukiko (2x) pins Cecily Golding. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Deirdre Evans pins Rika. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Allister Meowly (2x) pins Deirdre Evans. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Essence pins Allister Meowly. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Wendy Wynne pins Essence. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.
Wendy has first ever successful defense of the championship against Tony Savage.[/size][/i]
[*]Faith McKinsey (2x) pins Wendy Wynne. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]God pins Faith McKinsey. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]The Killer Baes (Corrie Tomsen and Astrid Weston) pin God. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Tony Savage pins Astrid Weston. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Duke Andrews pins Tony Savage. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heidi pins Duke Andrews. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Siberia Zombie (2x) pins Heidi. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Antanasia Knox pins Siberia Zombie, Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Moros pins Antanasia Knox. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Brien Storm pins Moros. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Skylar Knight (4x) pins Brien Storm. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size][/list]
CCW Pie Baking Sash -.
[*]Cartier (1x) defeated Barry Switzer, Essence and Regulators Inc (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler) at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse on 3/15/2020.
CCW God’s Favorite Wrestler Trophy -.
[*]C.J. Sweet (1x, current) defeated Brennan Devlin, Cecily Golding, Cai Yukiko, Moros and Ricky Stanton in a Elimination Match at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse on 3/15/2020.
POST CREDITS SCENE:
Hey you stayed after the show congrats.
5 AM, 3/16/2020…
A car drives by a random ditch, Skylar Knight is being driven with her new winnings, the Golden Ticket Championship!
Skylar Knight: “Flex Appeal is bigger than Jesus, woooo!”
Matt Knight: “Bigger than Jesus!”
They pass by a pickup truck stopping at a random ditch. The mans headlights illuminate the scene, this is a bearded man with lengthy hair… The man steps out of the vehicle and wanders up to a corpse in the ditch.
Man: “Don’t worry, Marty… your faith will be rewarded.”
The man lifted him up from the ditch and sat him in the pickup truck… His hands glowed and suddenly, life was breathed into Marty!
Marty Kovacs: “... What?! What happened? I was… saving my son and he…”
Man: “I know, son.”
Marty Kovacs: “.... Jesus?!”
To be continued,
