REVELATION: BOOK ONE!
We begin backstage with all the CCW staff in attendance, Devlin is still hurting from gunshot wounds and a Murderhaus match (HEY MURDERHAUS!), Chellsea is wearing a neckbrace after her match with Angel McMaster, Faith is fine, and we have a newcomer! Rochelle Emerson, known for previously owning the old WrestleENT company back in the bygone era of 2016.
BRENNAN DEVLIN: "Welcome everyone to the first episode of..."
ROCHELLE EMERSON: "CCW Revelation! I'm the newest face here so let me introduce myself, I'm one of the investors in this company, Brennan of course couldn't have put this place together on his own. He needed money, I'm one of..."
CHELLSEA: "Many?"
BRENNAN DEVLIN: "Not 'many'. I borrowed from my mom, Rochelle, I think Dick gave me like two dollars, Keana's jewelry money that month went into it..."
FAITH MCKINSEY: "You shouldn't spend your girls jewelry money, she needs it. Jewelry is like, Christmas tree ornaments for your titties."
BRENNAN DEVLIN: "I never thought of it like that."
ROCHELLE EMERSON: "Ehem!"
BRENNAN DEVLIN: "Sorry Rochelle."
ROCHELLE EMERSON: "I don't blame you, sweetie. Eyeballing both of them though."
Faith and Chellsea gave eachother a confused 'what the fuck' sort of glance, why was she giving him leeway?!
ROCHELLE EMERSON: "Now, if we can focus, I bring ideas to the table. CCW has been an astounding success under Brennan's eye and I'm not here to change that. No, I'm here to announce that just like Jesus fed everyone with five loaves of bread and two fish, I'll split the CCW roster into. Starting at Genesis and Revelation Book 2, we will see a new era in CCW as we split the rosters down the middle."
CHELLSEA: "Wait, who said you could just...?"
BRENNAN DEVLIN: "Sorry, she has my support. Genesis and Revelation rosters will overlap a little until our next pay per view event, Gods and Monsters. THEN, the rosters will be permanently split with options to trade if need be. Chellsea and I will continue on one show, Rochelle and Faith will run the other."
CHELLSEA: "Can't you take Brennan?"
ROCHELLE EMERSON: "I would love to, but, we need our company under the eyes of someone attentive across the board. He'll watch over you for any mistakes and I'll watch her."
She glared at Faith...
FAITH MCKINSEY: "Hey, I never do anything wrong, I am a professional at this. I have done this... maybe like a year! So pfft!"
BRENNAN DEVLIN: "The point is, everything in CCW is about to change. Stay tuned, everyone!"
ROCHELLE EMERSON: "And God bless... that's what Marty used to say, right?"
Brennan and Rochelle went off, the heels snickering about things while Chellsea and Faith looked on, annoyed, that now they had this to deal with.
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "Wow, I hope I end up far away from Brennan in this draft."
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "It's possible, Saylor. According to the pamplet I was just given... wait this is for the Guiding Light, bunch of psychopaths. No, according to this paper, we're going to see the final split roster next week with the last crossover of both brands taking place at Gods and Monsters, outside of big events like the Christ Centered Classic for the hashtag Christ Cup. But now, we go to our opening match as the Double Dragons take on Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson!"
LISA SELDON & SANTANA JOHNSON vs. THE DOUBLE DRAGONS (JOHNNY LEE & JEFF BOGARD)
The Double Dragons bring a toy MegaZord to the ring only for Santana Johnson to bring it into the ring and start beating them with it. The Dragons attempt to fight back, their zord destroyed. But Seldon takes Jeff out and literally attempts to make him eat one of the arms! The Dragons get free and hit some classic tandem offense on Seldon and Johnson, sending them out of the ring and them decrying their broken megazord. Both Dragons leap over the ropes and out of the ring, taking Seldon and Johnson out as the crowd goes wild!
Seldon and Santana regroup and get back into the ring but the Dragons are on their trail! But wait, Santana launches Jeff into a ring post, Seldon hits her finisher on Johnny! Santana sets Johnny up and hits his own finisher as well! Santana hooks the leg because he's getting the payday for the pin and he gets it! Santana and Seldon with an upset over the former CCW Tag Team Champions!
WINNER: LISA SHELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON.
We go into a vignette with Mariah Kennedy, looking over her addiction to trying to spank people and how she could stop at anytime if she wanted to.
MARIAH KENNEDY: "I could stop if I wanted to. I just don't want to."
A psychiatrist with a microphone stood by her and nodded.
PSYCHIATRIST: "And how does that make you feel?"
MARIAH KENNEDY: "Are you trying to psychoanalyze me right now?"
The psychiatrist looked at her fearfully, knowing the harsh sting of his buns would soon come. We cut away and hear repeated swats and a man screaming. Then we cut back to Mariah standing over a man on the ground holding his butt.
MARIAH KENNEDY: "And that could happen to any one of you who crosses me in my path... You hear that Heather Haze, you dumb bitch!"
We fade to black at this point, with the man laying on the ground with a dead butt.
We end up somewhere backstage in a hot tub with a bikini clad Dulce Desjardins, her Ethereal Championship nearby on the edge of the tub where everyone can see it.
DULCE DESJARDINS: "Welcome to Everybody's Favorite Show, with everybody's favorite, the Favorite herself, ME!"
Some piped in crowd clapping and cheering came in as Dulce sat back in the tub, nearby, her husband Orion could be seen watching over her while he let her have the spotlight.
DULCE DESJARDINS: "My guest tonight worked her way up the CCW roster, she started as a simple ChristShop.com advertiser, showing off all their wonderful clothes, then she evolved and became a staff member, and then finally, a wrestler who accomplished it all by winning the Ethereal Championship in her debut match with the company... I'm talking about Dulce Desjardins, the Favorite. Hi!"
Dulce was busy interviewing herself, the camera cutting over to her as if she was a different person, the angle changing.
DULCE DESJARDINS: "Thanks, I'm so happy to be here and... Hey, excuse me!"
The door had been opened to the room and some commotion started going on, Dulce was none too happy and started to stand up, water from the tub pouring down her form.
DULCE DESJARDINS: "This is my time!"
We see CCW newcomer, Lucretia standing by and gazing upon her, the woman giving her a hateful look.
LUCRETIA: "Yeah, but I'm tired of waiting for trash, this is MY time now."
DULCE DESJARDINS: "Trash? I am THE FAVORITE."
Dulce dried herself off with a towel and met Lucretia, the two exchanging some words when Orion catches Lucretia in the back with a metal tray. Then beats her into the floor.
DULCE DESJARDINS: "You wanna interrupt me, slut? Next week, your debut in CCW is against me, how about that? I'll even give you a shot at the belt. What do you say?"
Dulce held her head up as Lucretia spat towards her, but Dulce soon drops her with her finish. Then laces her hand with Orions and the two wander back to the hot tub, leaving Lucretia laying there as EMTs tend to her.
KEVIN HUNTER vs. JASON VAN OWEN
Jason Van Owen came in guns blazing and really put it to the newcomer, wrestling extra stiff with Hunter and whipping him around the ring with a quick flurry of offense. Hunter would end up backed up in a corner, covering up early on. Hunter would eventually power out of it and turn the match around in his favor, attacking the man repeatedly with clubbing blows before hitting one of his signatures for a near fall.
Van Owen would overcome this and come back out of it, catching Hunter with a thumb to the eye. Hunter would go to lift him up but Van Owen would slip out of it! Van Owen with a finish out of nowhere and he hooks the leg! JVO gets the pin on Kevin Hunter and Hunter cannot believe it as Van Owen slips out of the ring and taunts him! Hunter is furious!
WINNER: Jason Van Owen.
Backstage we cut to the number one contender for the CCW World Championship standing by as CJ Sweet looks displeased. Soon, he's joined by Rimadonna and Astraea, none of whom are too happy especially since the entire group had dropped their championships.
C.J. SWEET: "The main event tonight, Jacob thinks his only threat is between Raptor and Rivers... But it's me. It's always been me! I want my championship! It's been my right since I had the longest reign in this companies history!"
RIMADONNA: "And we're gonna watch to make sure you get what's yours..."
ASTRAEA: "Then, we're gonna focus on getting what belongs to us, again and..."
They turn to see Jacob Kuntz with the championship and he waves at the group of them. Kuntz scratched his crotch as he looked at the three of them.
JACOB KUNTZ: "Can I interest one of you fine ladies in a header?"
ASTRAEA: "A wha..."
JACOB KUNTZ: "Oh you'll know."
CJ moved towards him with a hateful glare, looking at the championship, and pointing at it.
C.J. SWEET: "No, but we'll be happy to take that off your hands."
JACOB KUNTZ: "Not after what I did to it, you won't. You'll never wash this stink off, baby."
C.J. visibly rolled her eyes and seemingly held Astraea and Rimadonna back from attacking this clown, glancing at them.
C.J. SWEET: "Not now. Later."
The group backed off while Jacob Kuntz twirled a strand of his hair and began to slip his hand beneath his legs to touch himself as they left.
JACOB KUNTZ: "Can't wait to see you ladies again!"
The champion remained there pleasuring himself as we fade into the break.
We get a vignette for the arrival of 'the Marvel' Erik Magnes and his valet, Krissy Lang. Both of whom are coming soon to CCW programming!
We come back from the commercial break and we see Kevin Hunter is still in the ring, he wants Jason Van Owen to get back in the ring right now when the titantron begins to flicker... We see a red latex clad woman standing there, going into one of Ruby Reds' vignettes?!
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "We've seen vignettes for Ruby Red for a few shows now... What's she want with Kevin Hunter?"
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Even Kevin Hunter seems perplexed. That is not Jason Van Owen and..."
The camera closes in on Ruby Red who simply smiles and utters the following words.
RUBY RED: "C'est maintenant."
The titantron screen goes dark on stage, Ruby Red wanders out this time in black latex, the lights shining down upon her as she waits for something. Kevin Hunter remains in the ring, confused. Suddenly "Monster, Monster" by Lordi began to play through the building as a large man appeared on the stage behind Ruby. He slowly wandered up beside of her, dressed in his gear, and took her by the arm.
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "Who the hell? He's bigger than my husband, I mean, size wise."
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "That's Cole Black... We knew Ruby was coming to CCW, but we didn't know she was bringing... him."
Eventually, the couple makes it to the ringside area, where Ruby climbs onto the apron and soon is followed by Cole. He steps over the ropes and Ruby follows, then in the center of the ring, he stands, towering over Kevin. Hunter looks confused and then over to Ruby.
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "It might be smart to leave, but I don't think Kevin Hunter is the type to back down from a fight."
Kevin slugs Cole in the side of the head with a fist, only for Cole to not react in the slightest, only giving him a blank sort of gaze. Ruby then signals the go ahead to Cole, a devilish smile on his lips. Kevin goes to bounce off the ropes only for Cole to catch im with a sitout chokebomb for his troubles!
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "Kevin Hunter valiantly trying to fight but this new tandem is not someone to mess with!"
Cole stands up and Ruby can be heard suggesting for him to 'do it', seemingly getting some perverse enjoyment out of what he had done. Cole hoists Kevin off the mat who strikes him a few times, but Coles strength is too much as he hurls Kevin over his shoulder for the Backpack Stunner called Black Kings Crown! Once he was finished, Cole raised up as Ruby surveyed his handiwork proudly... Then as he approached, she took his hand and the two shared a vile kiss over the fallen Hunter as Coles music blared.
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "This was a statement, no matter how you slice it, Ruby Red and Cole Black, Red and Black, have arrived..."
LOURDES HAWTHORNE vs. ASHLEY LaSHAE
Lourdes Hawthorne was itching to get ahold of Ashley after their issues the previous week, and this match actually got under way with Lourdes overpowering Ashley early on. Lourdes had her in a corner, stomping away at Ashley who covered up. The referee stops this as Ashley tries to put distance between them but Lourdes gives chase. Lourdes catches up with Ashley who rakes her in the eyes and throws her in the ring.
Ashley is on the assault now but Lourdes trips her up and sends her into the turnbuckle. Lourdes looks like she's setting Ashley up then suddenly she's struck in the back with a chair!
WINNER: NO CONTEST.
Two women recognized as CCW newcomers, Kitana Price and Talia Morrow join in and Kitana has struck Lourdes with a chair! Kitana stands over Lourdes and is soon joined by Ashley.
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Ashley's always had backup but, it seems like there's a new alliance here?"
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "Seems like? These three ladies are standing over Lourdes and one just belted her with a chair!"
The three women celebrate and yell some derogatory things at Lourdes, who struggles to get up, glaring hatefully at the group of women as they mockingly wave at her and leave.
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "Lourdes clearly wants revenge, but now the odds are stacked... what can she do?"
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "No, Lourdes is a fighter, she's gonna get Ashley, one on one, and she'll deal with this, wait and see."
We open up in the ring after a break with Angel McMasters music playing throughout the building, and soon she enters the ring and acquires herself a microphone.
ANGEL MCMASTER: "Chellsea, you're suing me, lets handle this. I have my representation here. Come on out here with your own. Then I can get back to focusing on what's most important, my rise through this company."
The music of Chellsea began to play as the CCW Co-Owner made her way to the ring, Chellsea was accompanied by her attorney, Mo Mooney who wandered to the ring alongside of her. Eventually, they entered the ring with Mo helping the neckbrace clad Chellsea into the ring. Once inside, Chellsea sold her discomfort as Mo grabbed a microphone.
MO MOONEY: "I know you want to hash this out, Ms. McMaster, as you went far overboard after the match on not only Chellsea, but her husband, Daequan. You viciously assaulted both of them while their family watched. I saw tears streaming from this woman's beautiful sister, Caris, while you destroyed her beloved sisters husband and threw him off the stage. You have damaged each and every one of them mentally..."
Mooney seemingly had a point but clearly frustrated Angel, who's attorney seemed to be shushed by her as she grabbed the microphone from his hands.
ANGEL MCMASTER: "Lets figure this out, no lawyers, no BS. I attacked you, Chellsea, I attacked Daequan. I admit it. I loved it, hurting you both in front of your family, and don't you want revenge for that?"
MO MOONEY: "You're not gonna lure my client, or any of her family back into a ring again. But..."
Soon Chellsea leaned over, visibly hurting as she whispered something to Mo. Mo nodded and looked back over at her.
MO MOONEY: "You sure?"
CHELLSEA: "Yes, offer it."
MO MOONEY: "Okay, Angel, Chellsea is willing to compromise. She will drop the suit, but in return, you have to take a match at the upcoming CCW supercard, Gods and Monsters."
ANGEL MCMASTER: "Done. Against who?"
MO MOONEY: "Well..."
Out of nowhere, a massive mountain of a man hits the ring and bowls clear through Angel and launches her to the mat. Angel looks up to see FREIGHT TRAIN! One of the clients of Mo Mooney. Chellsea is visibly grinning as she backs into a corner, while Angel goes to slugging at Train! Trains covering up as Angel gets to her feet, Train backs off the ropes and hits her with the Derailer, or the Pounce and knocks her clean out of the ring and to the floor! Freight Train raises his arm in the air and lets out his signature 'WOO WOO' as Chellsea cackles.
CHELLSEA: "You're gonna pay for what you did, bitch..."
Chellsea even gets in on the 'Woo Woo' action as she celebrates with her representation and his client to end the segment as Angel raised up and glared up at them.
CAI YUKIKO (c) vs. IRIS KING vs. LIV MERCER vs. CYNTHIA
CCW Golden Ticket Championship
Everyone starts off making a beeline for champion Cai Yukiko, with Liv Mercer managing a roll up on her, before Iris King running boots Liv. Then focuses on Cai. Cynthia is outside of the ring, surveying the landscape of the situation and waiting for an appropriate time to strike. Liv Mercer lays in the corner while Cai scales the ropes and goes for a crossbody but Iris King catches her!
Iris with a big powerslam and a pinfall attempt, but Cynthia rushes in and breaks it up, then hurries away before Iris can get ahold of her! The match continued on with Liv Mercer hitting the ring and taking control and dropping Iris with her finish for a near fall! All four women were down and Cynthia hits the ring and begins pinning different members of the match for near falls!
She can't believe it but Iris is back up soon after and Cynthia meets her in the ring, they exchange blows only for Iris to overpower her with a running knee then hoists her up for a sidewalk slam! Iris is in control as Liv is hoisted into the air by her, Liv slips free and tries to catch her with another finish but Liv is caught herself! Cai comes off the top with a crossbody and takes both out! Cynthia hits the ring and pins Cai! But Cai kicks out! Cai drives a knee into Cynthia and nearly has her when Cynthias husband appears on the apron!
Cai jumps up all who the hell as Dante Slade distracts her! Cai turns and Cynthia rolls her up! We have a new Golden Ticket Champion!
WINNER: Cynthia.
The crowd is booing down upon Cynthia and Dante, the Slades celebrating her victory in the center of the ring when Iris gets up enraged! Iris nails a big boot on Dante, knocking him out of the ring as Cynthia scrambles to follow with her belt in hand!
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Cynthia had forever been a fan favorite here in CCW, but through that match, she was acting all out of sorts... and now her husband debuting here to save her? That's just not like her."
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "Cynthia has needed some edge in CCW, and now she has it but, Iris King is none too happy having gold elude her again."
Iris is enraged as the Slades run off through the crowd, leaving her furious, while Cai Yukiko regroups on the ramp, and Liv Mercer on the outside.
The front parking lot to the facility comes into focus. Drug addicts sit all around cross legged while coloring in coloring books. They wanted to go to the show as well but were stopped dead in their tracks by a woman out front.
The Church Lady looks on while the meth heads are shading in the coloring books. The fans not addicted are walking right in. She bends down to one that scratches his chest but continues to color while tweaking hard.
THE CHURCH LADY: “Look how great you are doing, sugar. You are keeping it inside the lines like a person not riddled with poison.”
She swings around a large purse from behind herself to begin digging inside of it. The Church Lady retrieves a piece of hard candy from her purse before blowing the grit from the bottom of her purse off said candy. She then hands it to the man, who eats it immediately. Church Lady can't teach Sunday School anymore for doing this. Handing out her homemade poisoned candies to people she deems, "undesirables". Spooky.
The Church Lady walks away from the addicts to make her way towards a statue out near the entrance. It’s constructed of her favorite hard candies. Made in the likeness of the Christ Centered Wrestling Champion himself, Jacob Kuntz. The Church Lady approaches the tall statue with a gleam in her eye.
THE CHURCH LADY: “I was sent by God himself to follow Jacob. Become his disciple. Every place this company visits… I will have one of these constructed. I want my Jacob enshrined all the time.”
She peers at the hard candy statue briefly before turning away. A few protesters come up to her with what appear to be weapons. They are angry that she works for CCW while proclaiming to be a woman of faith. The Church Lady reaches back in her purse before swinging back around holding a large rattlesnake! The protesters backup immediately as she moves forward while holding the dangerous snake out at them!
THE CHURCH LADY: “I don’t think so, hippies. You want to say that I don’t believe? Where’s your rattlesnake?! Now I have to get saved again. Get away from my Jacob’s statue!
The Church Lady chases them away holding the snake out! The serpent strikes out as she rushes forward!
BEN EVEREST vs. ALLISTER MEOWLY vs. CARTIER
Winner receives a shot at the Television Championship.
Heather Haze is on commentary.*
This match never even fully got started as Ben Everest found a cat backstage and assumed it was Allister Meowly, snapping it over his knee. Yes, he snapped a cat over his knee. I don't know how, I'm afraid to. Cartier looked all confused in the ring because this man just murdered a cat and then Ben entered. Heather's on commentary all 'can he do that? Can he just murder a cat?'
Cartier fought valiantly through this match once the bell rang, getting a near fall on Ben but Ben would power back up. Eventually, Allister Meowly would come to the ring limping... was she a cat or a person? Or a demon? Who knew, but she was either the cat or some unrelated injury happened to her backstage. She climbed into the ring and went on the assault of Ben Everest like he was the one who hurt her so we can assume she was the cat.
Ben overpowers her, powerbombing her over the ropes where Allister explodes into several cats which all run into the stands, only for Cartier to hit him with her finish! Cartier gets a 2 and 1/2 and nearly has it but Ben kicks out! Ben is up on a knee regrouping as Cartier comes at him and he almost takes her head off with a clothesline! Ben immediately catches her with his finish soon after and hooks the leg, definitively winning this contest.
HEATHER HAZE: "Can he do that? Can he just murder a cat? For real, I saw a cat murdered. I'm not facing him!"
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "If I had to face Dulce, you're facing him."
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "It's final, on the cards now... at Gods and Monsters, you will defend the Television Championship against Ben Everest."
Ben taunted Heather from the ring that she was next as we fade to a break.
WINNER: Ben Everest.
We are set up in the ring for the Bembe Brightwell Christcore Championship celebration as Bembe comes out in a nice suit, holding his Christcore Championship in hand. He has adopted the Britney Spears version of the championship from early on in CCW's history and seems proud of it.
Once in the ring, Bembe begins to speak as balloons reign down.
BEMBE BRIGHTWELL: "I told you so, and now, I will forever be the Britcore Championship. That's right, in honor of Britney Spears!"
He held up the championship to show everyone the picture of who he perceived to be Britney Spears on it but pfft, that was old CCW staffer Everly Faye but we forgive him for the mistake.
BEMBE BRIGHTWELL: "And I..."
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Wait.."
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "I know that music."
Before Bembe could say much else, Siberia Zombie wandered out onto the stage! Siberia Zombie was back! She hadn't been seen since losing the CCW World Heavyweight Championship!
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Things are heating up in the Christcore division, folks! Siberia is back!"
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "And she CLEARLY wants that Christcore belt."
Siberia stands across from Bembe and points at the championship, Bembe is confused and thinks she's pointing at Britney Spears.
BEMBE BRIGHTWELL: "I can't get you her but I have some of her CDs at home and..."
Siberia headbutts Bembe and knocks him to the mat! Then she locks in Pulpo Guerrero as Bembe struggles to get out of it! Bembe fights as referees try to break it up! But Siberia manages to either knock him out or make him play dead as Bembe collapses to the mat! Siberia then holds up the Christcore Championship over him as we fade with her holding the gold!
Backstage, we cut to Cai Yukiko looking down and dejected after losing her big championship match earlier in the night when newcomer, Adam Devlin, wanders into the scene.
ADAM DEVLIN: "Cai, you know what time it is, so turn that frown upside down."
CAI YUKIKO: "Wait, are you saying?"
Adam nodded as he held up a 'DTF BFFs' t-shirt with both of their faces placed upon it and handed her one.
ADAM DEVLIN: "The DTF BFF's are now the best tag team in Christ Centered Wrestling."
Soon she took his hand and moved closer, both of them uncomfortably close as she grinned and gazed over at the camera.
CAI YUKIKO: "Damn right we are, and there ain't nothing nobody can do about it!"
The DTF BFFs wandered away hand and hand, seemingly ready to make their presence felt a big way here in CCW. But how?!
Chet Dakota is in the ring doing some stretches, waiting for his match with Brennan Devlin when we cut to one of several preludes before the entrance, with a buildup to the actual theme song. The crowd goes silent in anticipation as the ring announcer remains in the ring and begins to call out the following.
KIT: "Ladies and gentlemen, he is, and I quote, the former Cornerstone of 4 Corners, the former Big Bad of Boardwalk, he is the King Kong of Dong, the Sultan of Schlong, the Pinnacle of Penile Perfection, he is the only active competitor in professional wrestling to be a two-time grandfather, he is the World Class of Ass, the Four Course Meal of Sex Appeal, the Big Dog of Hog, or in some circles the Top Dog with the Big Hog. He is the Saint of the Taint... Whew. He is the Graps Devil, the Best Butt Machine, the Thirst Born Son, and the Man With the Rear that Makes the Girls Cheer. He is the Beast with Many Names but according to him, most importantly, he is the Face of Professional Wrestling. He hails from and I quote 'Devils Den, California, where he both lured her to and fucked Cosmo Coopers grandmother to death at.' Accompanied to the ring by Keana.. HE IS, BRENNAN DEVLIN!"
We break into "Black Sun on the Horizon" by Gunship and after an excruciatingly long buildup to his entrance, Brennan Devlin bursts onto the stage to an immediate chorus of boos. On his arm is none other than his lady, Keana, who he casually wraps his arm around to grab her behind and then they begin to chatter with her and laugh at fans in the front row. The two of them make their way down the ramp with Devlin and his leading lady narrowly avoid the hands of oncoming crowd members and make it to ringside. Devlin meets Keana on the apron and shares a kiss with her. Then he entered into the ring with her, taunting the crowd in the center of the ring.
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "Is he really doing the whole fucking entrance? Jesus fucking..."
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Saylor, relax! No taking his name in vain. But no, Brennan Devlin is set to face Chet Dakota!"
KIT: "The following match is an UNSANCTIONED match where CCW will not be held responsible for any happenings... Already in the ring, Chet Dakota!"
Chet taunted the crowd who all booed him, as Brennan waited and the bell rang. Brennan wanders up to Chet Dakota and hits him with a FACE OFF! HIS FINISHER! HE HITS HIS FINISHER! Brennan hooks the leg and Rusty McFeely counts it! 1... 2... 3!!! BRENNAN DEVLIN JUST DEFEATED CHET DAKOTA! Confetti and balloons rain down as Brennan prays to the heavens, Keana is giving him one of those annoyed looks as he celebrates like he just won the World Series or something. Brennan is soon given a microphone and is hamming it up!
BRENNAN DEVLIN: "I did this for my mom, for Keana, for everyone that ever was so attractive it made others jealous. But most of all, I did this for me! Th..."
Before he could say anything, a GUNSHOT rings out through the building!
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "That's right, we were supposed to find out who shot Brennan!"
Brennan had seemingly narrowly been missed and ducked for cover with Keana, where backstage we see Cecily Golding chasing a masked individual with a sniper rifle!
CECILY GOLDING: "GET BACK HERE!"
Cecily tackles the man to the ground and wrestles the gun away from him, then pulls the mask off and its... ALSO BRENNAN DEVLIN! Cecily looks confused and stands up only for this other Brennan Devlin to disappear.
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "What..."
The lights start to flicker and the building blacks out for a moment, then the lights return and Brennan (the in the ring one) is also gone? Keana stands out there confused and goes over to talk to Elisha as they head to the back to try to find Brennan.
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "I don't..."
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "Is he dealing with the occult again? That's part of why we broke up. That and he was a fucking piece of shit who just abandoned me."
We go to the backstage area where Rarity Carpentier and Jade Bentley are standing by, both of them are met by Verity Sinclaire and Verity has questions.
VERITY SINCLAIRE: "Ladies, both of you wanted this time... Is it for an interview, a word, wha..."
Rarity leaned into the microphone as Verity held it out to allow Jade or Rarity to say their peace.
RARITY CARPENTIER: "We have been the hottest unit in this company since our debut, we've been making a name for ourselves not just here, but around the world."
JADE BENTLEY: "That's the entire world, not just the United States. We're talking everywhere, Verity. We are the hottest commodity any company could have."
They posed in front of the cameras all confident as Verity looked to have a question for them, pulling the microphone back.
VERITY SINCLAIRE: "Then ladies, what did you want this time for?"
Rarity and Jade whispered back and forth, before settling on what they were going to say.
RARITY CARPENTIER: "We have one request, and Regulators Inc, listen and listen good."
JADE BENTLEY: "You have until the next show to say yes, or we'll make you say it... We want you both at Gods and Monsters for the CCW Tag Team Championships."
RARITY CARPENTIER: "Do not keep us waiting."
The tag team wandered away with a challenge being thrown out there... would Regulators Inc. accept?! We'll see next show!
JACOB KUNTZ (c) vs. RIVERS KING vs. RAPTOR
CCW World Heavyweight Championship
Stairway to Heaven Match
The main event of the evening saw the ever talented Rivers enter the ring and soon after came Raptor who had been on a streak of his own. Finally, Kuntz would join them. Rivers had a major issue with the match as this was not the kind of wrestling he was best at, no, this was not independent wrestling, it was trashbag wrestling! So Rivers was already pissed at the very start. He deserved better for the championship match he overcame Brennan Devlin to achieve!
The three men did battle in the center of the ring with Raptor overpowering both of them and clotheslining both men out of the ring. Kuntz was no stranger to these environments and found his way around the ring where he grabbed a ladder. Kuntz found his way into the ring and began to warp a ladder over Raptor who no fucking sold it! He let out a blood curdling roar as Kuntz kept beating him down with the ladder.
Rivers hit the ring with a smaller ladder and began beating Raptor with a ladder as well! The big man dropped to a knee as they kept driving ladders into the man, only for Raptor to power out and knock both men down! Raptor grabs Kuntz up in his arms and drives him into a ladder with his finish, then slams another ladder atop him! Then as Rivers gets up to try to suplex him, Raptor breaks free and spin kicks him out of it!
Raptor ascends the ladder to the Heavens soon after setting it up, and he goes to reach for the title but Rivers hurries back up and scales the ladder! Both men are fighting on top now, as Rivers refuses to let Raptor take his gold! Kuntz then pushes the ladder down as both men go tumbling to the mat as the ladder topples over! Raptor lands on the other ladder from earlier as the crowd goes wild!
Kuntz had gotten busted open after one of the ladders popped up and caught him in the face during this exchange, but he was still somehow lucid enough to climb a ladder after setting it up... He gets to the top and Raptor is back up, holding him by the throat! Kuntz reaches in his own pants and tries to rub his dick stench in Raptors face, but Raptor starts biting his hand! Kuntz goes up the ladder as Raptor clamps down on his hand and sunset flips over him and launches them both to the mat on top of one of the ladders with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb!
Kuntz' ass bone must have been dying and Raptor wasn't doing too well either! Rivers sees an opening, he can do this for independent wrestling! Rivers slowly climbs the ladder, hurting from one of the many falls he'd taken so far! Kuntz is back up! He hurries up the ladder and hits a spinning back elbow on Rivers! Kuntz had somehow gotten some barbed wire and wrapped his arm! Both men pouring blood as Kuntz drove the barbed wire into Rivers face, then slams him over the top of the ladder! Rivers drops from the top, pouring the blood... Kuntz slowly raises his hand and grabs the CCW World Heavyweight Championship and its over! KUNTZY RETAINS!
WINNER: JACOB KUNTZ
Kuntz is celebrating with his championship when out of nowhere two Kendo Sticks hit him in the back! Kuntz drops to his knees and we see Rimadonna and Astraea pelting him in the back wildly!
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "The Slay Belles are here!"
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "And behind them you can see CJ Sweet directing traffic!"
The Belles are whipping Kuntz in the center of the ring, some of them he seems to sell pain, some of them, he seems to laugh off. But red marks begin to appear over his back as the team assaults him! Then, Sweet moves in to hit her finisher and... wait a minute, unfamiliar theme song!
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Wait a minute, we knew he was coming to CCW! But now?"
JOHNNY VIOLENCE appears on the stage and stares down the Slay Belles, eventually making his way to the ring and the Belles are confused.
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Is he here to help Kuntz or hurt Kuntz, though? Given these men and their history of well, violence?!"
The crowd pops as Johnny Violence clotheslines Astraea, nearly taking her head off as Rima and CJ hurry out of the ring before this escalates and then we see Violence standing in the ring. Kuntzy is laying there and reaching for his belt when Violence walks over and picks it up and holds it up!
JACOB KUNTZ: "You want my fucking belt?"
Violence nodded as he held it up over him.
JACOB KUNTZ: "Then face me at Revelation 2... in the corn?!?!"
SAYLOR STANHOUSE: "... Wait, a Cornfield Match?!"
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Kuntzy has been a fighting champion since he got the gold, he's not shied away from any challenge, it makes sense to give an opportunity to Violence before Gods and Monsters but... this could change everything about the pay per views main event!"
The Slay Belles are yelling that this isn't right, CJ is next in line, while Kuntz weakly flips them all the bird. Violence picks up the microphone and glares at Kuntz.
JOHNNY VIOLENCE: "I accept."
He dropped the microphone and the belt in front of Kuntz, as the crowd goes wild!
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "There you have it! At Revelation 2, we don't only have the draft, but we RETURN TO THE CORN!"
We get the crowd chanting 'CORN!, CORN!, CORN!' as the Slay Belles yell something along the lines of it not mattering who ends up champion, that it'll be CJ's. As we fade to black with this significant possible game changer for the CCW main event scene!
