CCW GENESIS: BOOK ONE.
We open up in front of a sold out crowd and Sydney Vahle is at ringside with her usual broadcasting partner, Bull Bradley! The two of them seem excited for tonights program.
SYDNEY VAHLE: "We have a hell of a show for you all tonight, I'm Sydney Vahle, this is Bull Bradley and welcome to book one, episode one of CCW Genesis! "
BULL BRADLEY: "Violet Fontenot will defend the Combat Crown Championship in our main event tonight against Azi. Essence, Aegidius, and Rachel Carpenter look to settle their score with the Killer Baes, the Couples Championships are on the line and more. Tonight!"
SYDNEY VAHLE: "And now we go into our first match as Gabi Ryker takes on the debuting Garry with 2 R's."
The excitement filled the building as the crowd cheered, and we go into the entrances of Gabi Ryker and her opponent, Garry with 2 R's.
GABI RYKER vs. GARRY WITH 2 R'S
Gabi Ryker makes her big CCW return in this one to face the newcomer, Garry with 2 R's. He needed a lot more R's, because Gabi came looking for a fight. Garry tried to overpower her at several stages in the match, but Gabi had too much fire and ultimately would overcome Garry, eventually hitting her finisher on him and gaining a pinfall victory
Resident Christ Centered Wrestling superstar and mega talented athlete, Moo Bradley was wandering through the backstage area. He stopped in his tracks and he saw a delicious sirloin steak on the ground. He could tell from the scent, it was farm fresh. He had a match against Flex Appeal tonight, but he wanted that steak.
BULL BRADLEY: "... Why is he going to that? That steak has been on the ground."
SYDNEY VAHLE: "Uh, you'd better go talk to your boy, Bull. I'll carry the show."
Bull ran off as we see Moo pick up the steak, only to turn and see Maciie Fatale staring at him. She took her gloved hand and placed it on his cheek, then, she leaned in as if she were going to kiss him. An eerie smoke transfering from her lips into his.
Then we fade briefly, the camera man overwhelmed by some unseen presence. Shortly after, Bull Bradley arrives on the scene to find Moo headbutting the wall and talking to himself.
BULL BRADLEY: "Boy, boy, boy! Calm down! What's happened to you..."
MOO BRADLEY: "... Daddy, I... I don't know."
BULL BRADLEY: "Get yourself right boy, we have a match."
Bull lead Moo away, who was still seemingly feeling strange as we fade into the very next contest.
HARPER MORROW vs. BODHI
Harper Morrow was making her big debut on CCW television tonight and she had a challenge ahead of her in none other than the always ready for a fight Bodhi. Bodhi came in guns blazing in an attempt to quickly put Morrow away, but Morrow came back hard. As the match went on, Bodhi was for the moment outmatched, but tried to turn it around with her finish. Harper gets free, catches her with her own finish and gets the pinfall.
WINNER: HARPER MORROW.
Ricki Wilde was in the backstage area with a clipboard, walking around scouting her next challenger, after all, she had an undefeated streak to think about. But who would it be?
VERITY SINCLAIRE: "Hey, Ricki Wilde! I'm here to..."
RICKI WILDE: "Ask me if I've found my next victim yet? No, but soon. Soon I'll have one. But it has to be the right person. I'm infinity and zero right now, and I need to keep going up."
VERITY SINCLAIRE: "I don't think you can go past."
RICKI WILDE: "I am Ricki Wilde, I can do anything!"
Ricki whipped her hair around and wandered off, leaving Verity standing by just looking sort of confused at the strange response she had received.
We come to the backstage area where Amani Jordan is waiting outside of CCW Genesis GM, Faith McKinseys office. She's clearly waiting for a word with the lady in charge.
KAREN WU: "EXCUSE ME!"
She kept tapping Amani on the shoulder, and Amani looked annoyed. Karen kept tapping her shoulder repeatedly, trying to get attention.
KAREN WU: "HELLO I SAID EXCUSE ME."
She kept repeatedly tapping Amani's shoulder, and soon, Amani turned and looked at her annoyed.
AMANI JORDAN: "WHAT, LADY?! WHAT?! I'm trying to work here."
KAREN WU: "You can't talk to me like that I am Karen Wu, my brothers husbands wife's best friend works high up in this company and I'm gonna go call him!"
Karen wandered off, leaving Amani looking confused.
BAMBI vs. VALERIA
We get the debut of Bambi taking on CCW mainstay, Valeria! The two lock up in the ring with Valeria using a more power based offense, initially coming at Bambi with strikes and throwing off the tattooed beauty. But Bambi eventually comes out of it with a headscissors takedown, then an angry Valeria gets up and attempts to corner her, but Bambi dodges and Valeria launches herself into the turnbuckle! Valeria drops to a seated position and gets a Private Dance aka Bronco Buster from Bambi! Bambi quickly capitalizes, heading to the top for a Slit Split for the pinfall!
WINNER: BAMBI
Bambi is celebrating, having her arm raised by senior CCW referee Rusty McFeely, when Valeria approaches seemingly angrily. The two stare eachother down, before Valeria extends her hand.
SYDNEY VAHLE: "Showmanship here from Valeria, but will Bambi accept?!"
BULL BRADLEY: "No, I hope Bambi beats her ass..."
Instead, Valeria gets her hand shook by Bambi, and in return Valeria raises her arm! Valeria concedes, leaving the ring to Bambi who climbs to the top rope and blows a few kisses to the crowd and celebrates, while we fade to the break.
The cameras pop into the backstage area for a promo by Taylor Lynn, with interspersed clips of her loss in the Whore in a Church match! Taylor looks displeased and glares into the camera.
TAYLOR LYNN: "I lost my Television Championship by a technicality, but listen, when the time comes, I'm going to get that buck toothed bimbo Heather Haze... Or maybe, maybe I'll go for something bigger."
Taylor looked over at a poster featuring all the current champions of CCW, a smile on her face.
TAYLOR LYNN: "Maybe it's time to show everyone what I can really do..."
She shrugged, wandering away from the camera as we go into another commercial.
FLEX APPEAL (MATT & SKYLAR KNIGHT) vs. FARM FRESH BEEF (MOO & CORN BRADLEY)
Throughout this match, Moo Bradley was seemingly having some kind of fit at ringside and hops off the apron. Corn was concerned and distracted most of the match, while Bull tried to deal with his boy. The well oiled machine of Flex Appeal, Matt and Skylar Knight would use this distraction with Matt hitting a Knight Shift into Skylars finish, the Split Legged Legdrop for a pinfall!
WINNER: FLEX APPEAL.
Flex Appeal began to attack Corn in the center of the ring when Moo Bradley hits the ring, seemingly out of his strange trance like state but then the lights go out!
SYDNEY VAHLE: "Bull, get out of there, something's going on!"
The lights flicker and we see Matt and Skylar getting out of the ring and backing up the ramp. Back in the ring, the lights come on and we see Maciie Fatale, Void Walker, and a large man in a bunny suit known to be Bun Bun standing behind Corn and Bull Bradley!
SYDNEY VAHLE: "Turn around!"
Matt and Skylar are yelling from the ramp that they don't deal with no supernatural bullshit and they're out, meanwhile back in the ring Bun Bun takes Corn and Bull out with a giant clothesline, while Moo Bradley looks on. Slowly, Maciie Fatale wanders up to Moo Bradley seductively and the lights go out again...
SYDNEY VAHLE: "..."
The lights come on and Moo has on a black bull mask and his eyes have changed to a reddish color, and he seemingly stands with the monster faction!
SYDNEY VAHLE: "No! That's your brother and father, Moo!"
But Moo wasn't there anymore, except for as Live From the Moo on Twitter. We fade to black with the group of monsters cackling to themselves, amused at their handiwork, while Flex Appeal has long ran off.
Valeria is a little beat up in the backstage area, holding her ribs as her best friend, Hunter Kingman approaches her and the two exchange pleasantries.
VALERIA: "Hunter, you have to let me go out there with you."
HUNTER KINGMAN: "No."
VALERIA: "Why, you need me?! Brew Collar are both gonna be out there, Deadeye Weston is out to get you, it's smart for me to help you!"
HUNTER KINGMAN: "You got beat up by a stripper though. I laughed."
VALERIA: "Hunter!"
HUNTER KINGMAN: "I'll be fine. Thank you."
Hunter gave her one of those Christian sidehugs which confused Valeria, as Hunter wandered off she looked confused.
VALERIA: "That's the most emotion she's ever showed. I think she thinks she's gonna die."
Soon, Howie Doo wandered up and smiled at her.
HOWIE DOO: "I have her back, kid, don't worry."
Valeria gave him a sort of mistrusting look as Howie wandered off down the hall, and trainers attended to Valeria for her injuries.
Amani Jordan was finally in the office of Faith McKinsey who just saw God out, as God was visiting her again for some reason. The two were discussing something when...
KAREN WU: "EXCUSE ME!"
Both Faith and Amani looked at her, confused.
FAITH MCKINSEY: "Hi?"
AMANI JORDAN: "This person again, sorry, Faith, I'm supposed to be interviewing you but this person keeps..."
Interrupting!
KAREN WU: "I need to speak with both of your managers, I have never been treated so rudely in my life!"
FAITH MCKINSEY: "God is my manager."
AMANI JORDAN: "Same."
KAREN WU: "Well, someone's gonna have to make up for my mental anguish! I've been trying to get some help all!"
FAITH MCKINSEY: "You wrestle here right?"
Faith asked, not familiar with the newcomer and Karen stopped her tirade to nod for the moment.
FAITH MCKINSEY: "Amani, you're training to do stuff, right?"
AMANI JORDAN: "Yeah?"
KAREN WU: "I am Karen Wu and you will listen to my!"
FAITH MCKINSEY: "Okay next week Karen Wu vs. Amani Jordan. It's a thing, it's happening, I said."
Karen was furious, while Amani grinned, this woman had been torturing her today and now she was gonna get her revenge.
KAREN WU: "I will call corporate! This will not!"
FAITH MCKINSEY: "You can hit her now."
Suddenly Amani socks Karen in the face and Karen goes for the hair, the two go grappling out the door while Faith goes to look at herself in the mirror.
HUNTER KINGMAN vs. DEADEYE WESTON w/ JACK DANIELSON
Howie Doo is at ringside.
Throughout this match, Hunter Kingman was being annoyed by Danielson on the outside who would attempt to trip her up or otherwise. But the turning point in this match came when Kingman knocks Danielson off the apron. Back in the ring she manages to hit her finish on Deadeye Weston, but Howie Doo pulls her off in the pinfall at the count of two! Hunter is in shock! Off the distraction, Weston sets her up for his finish and gets the pinfall!
After the match it becomes clear Howie had been jealous of Hunters musical skills, and seemingly has found a new star in Weston alongside his partner. The three attack Hunter relentlessly in the ring, when Valerias music hits and she comes running with her ribs taped up!
SYDNEY VAHLE: "Valeria trying to help her friend here but it's not looking good..."
A hurt Valeria tries to help Hunter only to get beat down by Brew Collar and Howie Doo, the group of them stomping away at both women relentlessly! Then out of nowhere, an unknown man bursts into the ring and clotheslines Howie Doo out of the ring. Then he goes for Weston and Danielson who both roll out!
SYDNEY VAHLE: "Wait, that's... Hunter Kingmans brother, Gunter! Gunter Kingman is in CCW?!"
Hunter's big brother cleared the ring and then glared up the stage at Deadeye, Danielson and Howie, before attending to her sister and her best friend. Hunter seemingly annoyed at her brother coming to help, before yelling something derogatory at the individuals on stage. This feud seemingly far from over.
Ticket stub in hand, the tall and dark haired woman made her way to her seat, expression reserved as she watched the people moving around between matches. She sat her backpack between her feet before she unzipped the top and pulled out a tallboy can of Liquid Death Mountain Water, taking a long drink before smacking her lips appreciatively. A staff member approached her as whispering started, but she merely reached into her pack again and pulled out a package of Twizzlers.
USHER: Ma’am, I’m sorry, we don’t allow outside food and beverages at this venue.
Half a Twizzler stuck out from between her lips as she held up her hand and went into the backpack again, pulling out what looked like one of those flip open ID holders like the FBI used, and with a twist of her wrist opened it. Her photo was there, along with the name Kirsty Jordan, and she held it up casually for a few moments before flipping it shut and putting it back in the backpack.
KIRSTY JORDAN: As you can see, I’m allowed. I’ve got a special dispensation from the Pope.
She took another sip from the tallboy while the usher gaped at her, trying to process the sentence he’d just heard.
USHER: I’m sorry, what? What did you just…?
KIRSTY JORDAN: The Pope. You know, the Pope?
She gestured with her free hand before digging out another Twizzler and swinging it in a wide arc.
KIRSTY JORDAN: The man in the robes with the tall white hat. Lives in the Vatican. The Pope. Head of the Catholic Church… don’t make that face, didn’t your mom ever tell you that it’d freeze like that? Anyway, Twizzler? I’ve got cherry and strawberry.
The usher shook his head and held up his hands, backing away.
USHER: I don’t get paid enough to deal with this, you enjoy the show ma’am.
Kirsty shrugged as he left and then turned her attention toward the next match.
WINTER DRELL vs. DEIRDRE EVANS
No Holds Barred
This one got started ugly as Winter Drell attacked Deirdre from behind with a lead pipe, taking out her leg. Deirdre was limited from there on, clearly dealing with a leg injury but her former partner would relentlessly go on the offensive. Deirdre would manage to make it to the ring and score a comeback once inside, nearly getting Winter with a surprise pinfall. But Winter went for the injured leg once more, and soon, a grounded Deirdre Evans fell to her finish.
WINNER: Winter Drell.
After the match, Winter kept attacking Deirdre, seemingly having snapped as several referees and stagehands came and tried to pull her off. But Winter kept going back on the assault.
SYDNEY VAHLE: "Winter Drell has lost it here, she's relentlessly belting away at Deirdre Evans, these two used to be friends!"
Finally, the ring crew got Winter off of Deirdre, and EMTs began to attend to Deirdre for her injuries while the crowd rained boos down on Drell to end the segment.
We go to the backstage area where Rika and Pao Chan are waiting to be interviewed by none other than new CCW interviewer, Rubix St. Paul.
RUBIX ST. PAUL: "Rika, Pao Chan, what does the future hold for both of you with the ever changing landscape of this company? Pao Chan was strangely ignored by longtime nemesis Bun Bun and the Mop in their recent feud..."
Rika and Pao Chan look just excited to be in the building, all smiles.
RIKA: "Rika Chan is ready for anything the future holds. Pao Chan is too, right Pao Chan?!"
Before she could say anything else, Ricki Wilde pushes past her and then glances at her. Ricki slowly pulls her sunglasses down.
RICKI WILDE: "No, you won't do. You aren't good enough to face me, for me to put my streak on the line."
She took Rika off her list on her clipboard and went along, leaving Rika looking very, very annoyed.
RIKA: "Rika is good enough... Rika will get you, Ricki Wilde!"
She let out in an angry tone while Rubix looked on, seemingly aroused by the determination in Rikas voice as he went to handle that and we fade.
ESSENCE, AEGIDIUS & RACHEL CARPENTER vs. THE KILLER BAES (ALEXIS ORTEGA, ASTRID WESTON, AND CORRIE TOMSEN)
This grudge match was fully off the rails from the start with Aegidius, Rachel and Essence jumping the Baes in the back to begin with the trios fighting their way out to the ring. Essence, Aegidius and Rachel were in street clothes and came ready for a fight. Essence would take Astrid through the crowd, chopping her at first, then slamming her into anything she could find. While Corrie and Rachel fought around the stage, and Ortega and Aegidius fought to the ring.
The early parts of this match saw Essence and Rachel get together, catching up to eachother and whipping Corrie and Astrid with kendo sticks. While Aegidius and Ortega had a back and forth match in the ring with several near falls. Ultimately, Aegidius goes for the ladder on the outside and attempts to do something crazy, setting Alexis on a table but she fights back!
Back in the stands, Corrie and Astrid fight with Essence and Rachel. The two groups had been tied together in a violent feud for ages with no clear winner and now we were gonna find out once and for all (maybe) who was the superior team! Essence goes for a tackle on Corrie, only for her to dodge it, then Astrid and Corrie launch her head first into some equipment! Rachel leaps off the stands, only for Corrie and Astrid to catch her and powerbomb her into some electrical equipment! Sparks shoot in the Baes face, and hit Rachel as well, seemingly incapacitating both teams.
Back in the ring, Alexis is trying to save herself but Aegidius drives a microphone into her head and seemingly stuns her on the table! He scales the ladder and leaps off... ORTEGA MOVES! The crowd can't believe it! Ortega grabs Aegidius and sets him up for her finish and she nails it! She hooks the leg... Killer Baes have overcome the Sundaes and Aegidius, at least for now! In the end, we see medical attention being given to both sides while Ortega stands tall.
We come to the backstage area where we see Lazlo Goodlove sitting down with three very different individuals. Soon, the Mop walks into the room and takes a seat, or someone threw it at a chair and it just landed in a really good spot. Then shortly after, Bun Bun pops up from behind a chair, his puppeteer hidden out of sight, and then, eventually, Chang wanders in.
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Thank you all for coming."
CHANG: "Do not mistake kindness for lack of drive, will fuck both these things up in ring soon."
Chang said confident as he glanced to the Mop who sat there for a moment, silent, before the camera caught his words.
MOP: "..."
Suddenly Chang gets up and begins to go at the Mop only for CCW security to step in and try to keep them both apart.
CHANG: "The hell you say about my Baelien?!"
BUN BUN: "She would put out for me. Bun Bun knows."
CHANG: "YOU DON'T HAVE GENITALIA, PUPPET."
Chaos was erupting as security tried to keep Chang from the puppet, and from the Mop. Security filled up the room as Lazlo tried to regain the control here.
LAZLO GOODLOVE: "Listen, before this thing goes off the rails, we can confirm at the supercard, Chang will put his Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Championship ON THE LINE, against Bun Bun and The Mop."
CHANG: "That's good, I been want to beat shit out of stupid puppet and Mop!"
Suddenly the mop leaped over the security, or was thrown, and the handle smacked over Changs head. Chang hit the ground! Bun Bun goes for the mop, but the Mop hits Bun Bun with some sort of Rock Bottom style move! Lazlo looks on in chaos, then the Mop takes out Lazlo with the same move!
MOP: "..."
We cut to the crowd chanting "MOP! MOP! MOP!" to end the segment, only as the Mop walks away, we see Chang has disappeared, meanwhile Bun Bun raises from behind the couch as a fully grown man in a nasty looking bunny suit to end the segment.
GENIE & ELI CARLSON (c) vs. SKULL KID #1 & ARDEN RAINE vs. CRAIG & JESSICA ANDERSON
CCW Couples Championships
The champions, Genie and Eli were having trouble from the very start and spent most of the match on the floor arguing. While Skull Kid #1 and Arden took on Craig and Jessica in the ring. Several near falls took place during this time, with Genie arguing they were about to lose their gold and for Eli to focus on her and their gold just this once instead of his whores or something. I don't know, it was a mess.
At one point, Arden nearly had Jessica pinned when Eli and Genie finally hit the ring and broke it up. They started working together for a second, tagging in and singling out Jessica in the ring. But at one point, Skull Kid #1 tags himself in and goes at Eli Carlson, the two have a hell of a back and forth with Singles Push Skull Kid #1 seemingly getting the advantage at first. But Eli goes to whip Skull Kid #1 off the ropes, only for Skull Kid #1 to launch him into Genie instead! Genie bounces off the mat outside and Eli looks confused.
Out of nowhere, Craig tags himself in and drives Skull Kid #1 into a ring post, then he slips up behind Eli and rolls him up, hooking the tights and we have new CCW Couples Champions!
WINNER: CRAIG AND JESSICA ANDERSON.
Craig and Jessica are celebrating with the CCW Couples Championships while Skull Kid #1 and Arden leave looking dejected, and Genie and Eli are still arguing on the outside. Out of nowhere, Lola Weaver tackles Jessica Anderson to the ground and Noah Weaver slips up behind him and catches him with the Screamweaver! Urn Anderson is in the crowd reacting in horror at his son being treated this way!
SYDNEY VAHLE: "The Weavers! We've heard they are the next for a title shot and now they're attacking the champions!"
The Weavers are pelting Craig and Jessica with kicks, then Lola lifts Jessica up and catches her with a Screamweaver of her own! The segment comes to a close with the Weavers holding the Couples Championships high over head to bring it to a close.
We come back from a commercial break with Tuesday Trent and Yasmin at ringside with the collection plates, getting them filled up as we cut to the back where Azi makes her way out of a room, something making a blood curdling screech in the background as she walks down the hall. Soon, Violet Fontenot is shown in some weird contorted position before getting up and carrying off the Combat Crown belt towards the ring! The match was NEXT! AHHHH!
VIOLET FONTENOT (c) vs. AZI
CCW Combat Crown Championship
This was a big defense for Violet, as her and Azi had faced off before. But Azi came with momentum heading into this and a claim that she was not pinned in their match at Second Coming. So early on, Azi was quite dominant over the clown, taking her out at the legs and working on her throughout the match, torquing her knee in several horrible looking positions as Violet struggled to come out of it.
Eventually Violet would see hope, launching Azi out of the ring at one point. But Azi would climb under the ring and seemingly disappear while Violet regained her composure. Soon, Violet crawled out of the ring and searched for Azi, before hands came from under the ring and pulled her under there! Back on the otherside, Azi comes out and has some satanic symbols now painted on her body...
Violet tears from under the ring, complaining there's something under there and rolls back into the ring. Azi hits the ring and catches Violet in some sort of choke, dragging her down to the mat. Violet manages to get free and get her foot on the rope, actually turning this around to hit a finisher on Azi! She hooks the leg...
The lights dim down and we see a arm come from near a dark portion of the ringside area and yank her from the top of Violet! There's shadow monsters in the CCW arena! The lights come back on and Violet looks perplexed, when out of nowhere, Azi catches her with her finish and hooks the leg! 1... 2... 3! Azi has regained her Combat Crown Championship!
WINNER: AZI.
Azi sits in the ring letting out a demonic cackle as she praises Satan, a pentagram now seen surrounding the ring that we should have seen painted there earlier. Then pyro shoots from the posts of the ring as we fade out to the CCW logo!
SYDNEY VAHLE: "What a show! Demons, championship changes, new debuts, puppet genitals and more! But that's all for tonight, I'm Sydney Vahle signing out."