Post by CCWrestling on May 23, 2021 21:01:03 GMT
We open up with the usual video package and straight into the ring, which was surrounded by near endless corn stalks! In the ring, Moo, Corn and Bull Bradley would be standing all microphoned up!
Corn Bradley: “Welcome to Cornfield Combat!”[/size]
Bull Bradley: “Shut the fuck up, Corn.”[/size]
Moo Bradley: “Daddy’s just mad that god damn Carl Baskin has been trying to put a stop to this show. Something about what dad does to corn being unethical.”[/size]
This seemed to set off Bull, who was none too happy with that god damn Carl Baskin.
Bull Bradley: “Unethical?! The only thing unethical is Carl Baskins ugly face. The whore.”[/size]
Moo Bradley: “Daddy calm down, it’s okay… right now let’s get to the action! We got Jake Kovacs and Sydney Vahle on commentary this week so we given’ it to em.”[/size]
Bull Bradley: “I’ma give it to that fine ass Sydney Vahle later with her permission of course because I am all about consent.”[/size]
Jake looked disgusted, though Sydney was harder to read.
Sydney Vahle: “Oh my gosh.”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “I know, gross.”[/size]
Sydney Vahle: “No he noticed me.”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “Quiet Sydney, now let’s get right to the action as Taylor Lynn faces off with the monstrous Bun Bun!”[/size]
Taylor Lynn vs. Bun Bun[/i][/b]
Bun Bun throughout this match refused to turn into his monster rabbit form, choosing to remain a puppet, and Taylor Lynn took advantage of this. She threw the puppet around the ring for sometime before ultimately hitting the rabbit based wrestler with her finisher to gain the victory.[/size][/i]
WINNER: Taylor Lynn.[/size]
Bruce MacLeod vs. Masked Guy w/ Azi[/i]
If Bruce wins he gets a Combat Crown Championship shot at Wrestling With Christ 4.
Bruce MacLeod was game here tonight to face this masked individual who had helped Azi, and thanks to the masked guy’s mask, he seemed to have both troubles breathing and seeing with MacLeod taking advantage of this. Eventually, after some back and forth offense, MacLeod would catch the masked guy with a rollup after turning his mask all the way around. Once the pinfall was complete, MacLeod would unmask this man who quickly slipped out of the ring, revealing himself to be Azi’s ally, Caius Vane, who was making his CCW debut and it seemed like Azi and Caius were not done with MacLeod! But MacLeod had earned himself a title shot, either way.
WINNER: Bruce MacLeod.[/size]
Valeria vs. Cai Yukiko vs. WAYNE[/size][/i][/b]
This contest did not go as planned as WAYNE would throw Cai out of the ring and begin heinously attacking her while Valeria watched on from the ring. Cai would fight him to the back, while Valeria looked on confused, but then said fuck it, she’d take it as the bell rang and she won by count-out.
WINNER: Valeria.[/size]
Backstage, and backstage for this show meant nearby at the outhouse where interviews were being held, Anwar bin Talal looked disgusted as he was met by Dan Fogelman for an interview.
Dan Fogelman: “Anwar, are you excited for the Corn on a Pole match here tonight? You could win… corn.”[/size]
Dan seemed to be brainwashed by the corn… why was the corn enthralling random people?
Anwar bin Talal: “You are all fools and I do not wish to participate in this nonsense. So I will not. I will not be competing in your foolish games, and instead, I will focus my attention on my Saudi Arabia Championship and regaining it… Goodbye.”
Anwar turned and walked away, leaving Dan there looking all dejected.[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “But you… well okay.”
Sydney Vahle: “Anwar backs out of the match! What will happen now? Why’s he being a bitch, Jake?”
Jake Kovacs: “I brokered the Greatest Wrestling With Christ deal with Anwar myself, that man is very serious and he does not want to deal with this nonsense the Bradley’s somehow booked. I get it.”[/size]
Sydney Vahle: “Bitch moves.”[/size]
We fade right into the next match...
Colby Hebert vs. STAGG vs. Cliff Morgan[/i][/b]
This match had a hell of a back and forth for a bit, with battles falling to the outside of the ring alongside the endless streams of corn that surrounded the ring. Stagg and Colby ended up fighting on the outside after Stagg took Cliff out early on. Colby wasn’t really prepped for a fight, but he gave an effort, throwing an irish whip on Stagg into the cornstalks and… Stagg was gone? Colby was confused, yelling for Stagg to come back. But Stagg was out of there! During the confusion, Cliff Morgan would come up behind Colby, hit him with his finishing move and roll him into the ring for a quick pinfall.
WINNER: Cliff Morgan[/size]
Tiara Saunders vs. Randy[/i][/b]
During this match, Tiara Saunders and Randy would go at it heavily. With the former Christ Stars talent, Randy, getting the better of her at first. But, ultimately, the match came to a close when Tiara hit her finisher on Randy and he sat up… only to be confronted by WAYNE who had entered onto the stage. Randy left and seemingly followed Wayne, leaving a confused Tiara standing in the ring to win by count-out.
WINNER: Tiara Saunders.[/size]
Graham Baker vs. Echo Layne vs. Hercule Giles vs. Allister Meowly vs. Violet Fontenot[/i][/b]
Corn on a Pole
Winner moves on to main event.[/size]
Several people fought for corn on a pole, yes, it was silly. Hercule Giles had a look of unspeakable horror on his face after having escaped the Saudi Arabians and wasn’t at all his usual self. Echo Layne immediately went at Allister Meowly, the both of them wanting to find out who the true lover of cats was. Was it Echo? Or the woman who claimed and may be an ancient cat deity? Graham Baker was dealing with Hercule Giles, who seemed to be in some sort of shock, while Violet Fontenot made balloon animals in an attempt to cheer him up.
Something snapped within Hercule and he snapped out of it, only for her to pop the balloon in his face and catch him with a DDT. Graham went for her only to be driven into a ring post and she scaled to go for the corn on a pole. Violet climbed only to be met by Echo Layne who had briefly overcome the cat based offense of Allister Meowly by giving her a can of cat food she had brought to the ring. Giles parkoured his way up the ropes too, finding his way up there with two other women, when several cats fell from the sky and attached to the three peoples faces. They were scratching them up something fierce, causing them to all fall to the mat… and Allister Meowly quickly ascended, acquiring the corn and the victory!
WINNER: Allister Meowly.[/size]
We go to the CCW offices where the hell ever those are like you give a fuck and that bitch Everly Faye has just taken Marty’s desk while he looks annoyed.
Everly Faye: “Hey bitch.”
Faith McKinsey: “What?”[/size]
Marty Kovacs: “That’s how she says hi.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “Shut up you just want inside of me again but I got a man.”[/size]
Everly said proudly, meanwhile Marty seemed somewhat annoyed at her bold demeanor.
Faith McKinsey: “Oh don’t worry, people want inside of me all the time I get it.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “We hot bitches. But listen, I put Chellsea in charge of CCW TV, and we need a hot young go getter who bitches want to be inside of to run Christ Centered Combat, and I think that’s you.”
Faith McKinsey: “For real?”
Everly’s eyes widened and she nodded.[/size]
Everly Faye: “F… freakin’.... R.”
Faith McKinsey: “Uhm, wow, I’ll take it.”
Ha, take it.[/size]
Everly Faye: “Then bitch, you’re the new boss of Christ Centered Combat.”[/size]
Faith McKinsey: “... Wow, thanks bitch.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “No problem bitch.”[/size]
Then Marty comes up with a stack of papers in his arms and glances at the both of them, clearly having something to say.
Marty Kovacs: “If you two bitches could go on your way, I have work to do.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “You cannot call us that.”[/size]
Faith McKinsey: “We are strong women you jerk.”
Marty rolls his eyes and leaves as both of the women glare angrily at him.[/size]
Regulators Inc. (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler) vs. Farm Fresh Beef (Moo Bradley/Corn Bradley) vs. The Killer Baes (Astrid Weston and Corrie Tomsen) vs. Children of the Moon (Julie Miri and Bex Thoreau) vs. The Crusade
[/i]Cornhole Match
Retrieve the golden horn then shove it into the cornhole.
Everyone was dumped into the cornfield and searching for the golden corn, with Julie and Bex searching one side, while Astrid and Corrie looked around an old tractor, The Crusade ultimately would say screw it and they would not participate in such tomfoolery. This left Regulators Inc. to fight Farm Fresh Beef in the center of the cornfield, both of them trying to make their way there and spread out to search for the hidden corn. [/size][/i]
The Baes and Children of the Moon would find eachother, with Astrid being taken out via an old truck tire the COTM found, and Corrie would knock Bex out with a rake! Eventually, they would fight around through the corn knocking several stalks down until the golden corn fell! Julie went for it only for Corrie to attack her and try to hold her back, when Sadie Cassidy ran and grabbed it! Moo and Corn Bradley were on her trail but Jane Adler took Moo out and herself tackling him into the dreaded corn stalks! He could have been killed! Corn picked up steam, rushing at Corrie and Julie who ducked out of the way and drove himself head first into an old tractor.
Corrie ended up tripped by Julie, who looked at the corn, then at Corn Bradley’s butt… the cornhole. She had found it! She yanked Corn’s pants down and began to shove it in, but it was too girthy and too much for Julie to handle. Out of nowhere, Sadie Cassidy knocks Julie out of the way and shoves the corn up Corn’s butthole to win as he screeched like he fuckin’ died. All the tag teams involved in this looked disgusted and ashamed of themselves as the Regulators celebrated their bizarre win.
WINNER: Regulators Inc. (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler)
Combat Crown Championship[/size]
Magnus© vs. Kip Classic vs. Azi vs. Hunter Kingman vs. Mariah Kennedy vs. Eviie vs. The Cornfield Creature vs. Jacob Kuntz vs. Allister Meowly.[/size][/i][/b]
Cornfield Match
The cornfield match was the one we’d all been waiting for and all eight participants (and a corn monster) would descend upon the cornfield, knowing none of them would be the same man after this, even the women, somehow would not be the same men. It was that grueling. The rules of the Cornfield Match were simple, find and pin the champion, if he had not been pinned in thirty minutes, the corn would be lit on fire and the champion would need to escape unscathed.
Everyone in the match was hunting for Magnus, turning every side of the cornfield upside down to hunt the man down. Allister Meowly had turned into several cats, Mariah Kennedy was cussing at random poor people in the corn field, Eviie seemingly had an idea where Magnus was, Azi was attempting to summon the devil, Kip Classic was dead behind the eyes, and Hunter Kingman was all too cool to be there. But Jacob Kuntz was nowhere to be found. Hunter eventually found her way to a tractor and began fixing it because she was all handy and stuff, and something moved within the corn.
Eviie was peeking around the corn, and Mariah Kennedy had came across Kip Classic and was attacking him. Magnus had hid somewhere, just trying to survive, but Azi was after him having somehow found a torch for some reason and may intend to light that bitch on fire. After watching her for a bit, it turned out to be none of those things and she actually began to do some sort of ritual to the devil. Eventually, nearby, Hunter would get the tractor going and begin driving through the cornfield, leveling it while giving her own version of a maniacal chuckle. Magnus was still hiding in a barrel because of course, and a bunch of cats were lurking everywhere looking for him.
Eventually they found him and they turned into Allister Meowly for some reason. Meowly would hit a few moves on him and go for a pin only for a 2 and ½ count. Out of nowhere, Mariah Kennedy came in and bonked her in the back of the head with a big ass log and then hooked Magnus leg for another 2 count. Eviie appeared and dropkicks Mariah in the head, then begins trying to choke Magnus out with a cornstalk and he was clearly struggling. Magnus almost taps but then Hunter came in flooring it on the tractor, running over several cats in the process and weakening Allister as everyone tried to get the hell out of the way.
Hunter was clearly having fun, going to swing it around when the wheel got lodged in something and threw her out… she landed and found the Ashleys (LaShae, J, R, and the rest) doing some kind of ritual. They proceeded to grab her up and start dragging her away as Hunter fought them! Meanwhile, Azi lurked in through the chaos from the tractor and climbed atop Magnus… 1… 2…. ALMOST, NO! Magnus kicked out, driving a fist upside her head, then another, and another. Whatever black magic she had been trying had not been enough to overcome him!
Out of nowhere, someone picks her up and chucks her away, sending her crashing into the ground! It’s Jacob Kuntz dressed up like a corn monster! He’d been lurking in the corn all along, he had been the person killing people in this area inside of the corn oh my Jebus! Kuntz sets up Magnus and hits his finisher and Magnus looks like he’d been through war already! Everyone was down! Kuntz goes for the pin… 1… 2… 3!
WINNER: Jacob Kuntz.[/size]
The end of the show saw Jacob Kuntz standing, holding his championship over head as fires took over the cornfield…
Sydney Vahle: “That was… Cornfield Combat, I am horrified, Jake. In the end, the monster in the corn was Jacob Kuntz all along.”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “Me too, Syd. But, we’ll hopefully see you next time after… that entire mess. Jacob Kuntz is champion, all the other wrestlers are mostly trapped in the burning cornfield… will any of them live?!”[/size]
Sydney Vahle: “Maybe, who cares?”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “That’s right. GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!”[/size]
END.
Corn Bradley: “Welcome to Cornfield Combat!”[/size]
Bull Bradley: “Shut the fuck up, Corn.”[/size]
Moo Bradley: “Daddy’s just mad that god damn Carl Baskin has been trying to put a stop to this show. Something about what dad does to corn being unethical.”[/size]
This seemed to set off Bull, who was none too happy with that god damn Carl Baskin.
Bull Bradley: “Unethical?! The only thing unethical is Carl Baskins ugly face. The whore.”[/size]
Moo Bradley: “Daddy calm down, it’s okay… right now let’s get to the action! We got Jake Kovacs and Sydney Vahle on commentary this week so we given’ it to em.”[/size]
Bull Bradley: “I’ma give it to that fine ass Sydney Vahle later with her permission of course because I am all about consent.”[/size]
Jake looked disgusted, though Sydney was harder to read.
Sydney Vahle: “Oh my gosh.”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “I know, gross.”[/size]
Sydney Vahle: “No he noticed me.”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “Quiet Sydney, now let’s get right to the action as Taylor Lynn faces off with the monstrous Bun Bun!”[/size]
Taylor Lynn vs. Bun Bun[/i][/b]
Bun Bun throughout this match refused to turn into his monster rabbit form, choosing to remain a puppet, and Taylor Lynn took advantage of this. She threw the puppet around the ring for sometime before ultimately hitting the rabbit based wrestler with her finisher to gain the victory.[/size][/i]
WINNER: Taylor Lynn.[/size]
Bruce MacLeod vs. Masked Guy w/ Azi[/i]
If Bruce wins he gets a Combat Crown Championship shot at Wrestling With Christ 4.
Bruce MacLeod was game here tonight to face this masked individual who had helped Azi, and thanks to the masked guy’s mask, he seemed to have both troubles breathing and seeing with MacLeod taking advantage of this. Eventually, after some back and forth offense, MacLeod would catch the masked guy with a rollup after turning his mask all the way around. Once the pinfall was complete, MacLeod would unmask this man who quickly slipped out of the ring, revealing himself to be Azi’s ally, Caius Vane, who was making his CCW debut and it seemed like Azi and Caius were not done with MacLeod! But MacLeod had earned himself a title shot, either way.
WINNER: Bruce MacLeod.[/size]
Valeria vs. Cai Yukiko vs. WAYNE[/size][/i][/b]
This contest did not go as planned as WAYNE would throw Cai out of the ring and begin heinously attacking her while Valeria watched on from the ring. Cai would fight him to the back, while Valeria looked on confused, but then said fuck it, she’d take it as the bell rang and she won by count-out.
WINNER: Valeria.[/size]
Backstage, and backstage for this show meant nearby at the outhouse where interviews were being held, Anwar bin Talal looked disgusted as he was met by Dan Fogelman for an interview.
Dan Fogelman: “Anwar, are you excited for the Corn on a Pole match here tonight? You could win… corn.”[/size]
Dan seemed to be brainwashed by the corn… why was the corn enthralling random people?
Anwar bin Talal: “You are all fools and I do not wish to participate in this nonsense. So I will not. I will not be competing in your foolish games, and instead, I will focus my attention on my Saudi Arabia Championship and regaining it… Goodbye.”
Anwar turned and walked away, leaving Dan there looking all dejected.[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “But you… well okay.”
Sydney Vahle: “Anwar backs out of the match! What will happen now? Why’s he being a bitch, Jake?”
Jake Kovacs: “I brokered the Greatest Wrestling With Christ deal with Anwar myself, that man is very serious and he does not want to deal with this nonsense the Bradley’s somehow booked. I get it.”[/size]
Sydney Vahle: “Bitch moves.”[/size]
We fade right into the next match...
Colby Hebert vs. STAGG vs. Cliff Morgan[/i][/b]
This match had a hell of a back and forth for a bit, with battles falling to the outside of the ring alongside the endless streams of corn that surrounded the ring. Stagg and Colby ended up fighting on the outside after Stagg took Cliff out early on. Colby wasn’t really prepped for a fight, but he gave an effort, throwing an irish whip on Stagg into the cornstalks and… Stagg was gone? Colby was confused, yelling for Stagg to come back. But Stagg was out of there! During the confusion, Cliff Morgan would come up behind Colby, hit him with his finishing move and roll him into the ring for a quick pinfall.
WINNER: Cliff Morgan[/size]
Tiara Saunders vs. Randy[/i][/b]
During this match, Tiara Saunders and Randy would go at it heavily. With the former Christ Stars talent, Randy, getting the better of her at first. But, ultimately, the match came to a close when Tiara hit her finisher on Randy and he sat up… only to be confronted by WAYNE who had entered onto the stage. Randy left and seemingly followed Wayne, leaving a confused Tiara standing in the ring to win by count-out.
WINNER: Tiara Saunders.[/size]
Graham Baker vs. Echo Layne vs. Hercule Giles vs. Allister Meowly vs. Violet Fontenot[/i][/b]
Corn on a Pole
Winner moves on to main event.[/size]
Several people fought for corn on a pole, yes, it was silly. Hercule Giles had a look of unspeakable horror on his face after having escaped the Saudi Arabians and wasn’t at all his usual self. Echo Layne immediately went at Allister Meowly, the both of them wanting to find out who the true lover of cats was. Was it Echo? Or the woman who claimed and may be an ancient cat deity? Graham Baker was dealing with Hercule Giles, who seemed to be in some sort of shock, while Violet Fontenot made balloon animals in an attempt to cheer him up.
Something snapped within Hercule and he snapped out of it, only for her to pop the balloon in his face and catch him with a DDT. Graham went for her only to be driven into a ring post and she scaled to go for the corn on a pole. Violet climbed only to be met by Echo Layne who had briefly overcome the cat based offense of Allister Meowly by giving her a can of cat food she had brought to the ring. Giles parkoured his way up the ropes too, finding his way up there with two other women, when several cats fell from the sky and attached to the three peoples faces. They were scratching them up something fierce, causing them to all fall to the mat… and Allister Meowly quickly ascended, acquiring the corn and the victory!
WINNER: Allister Meowly.[/size]
We go to the CCW offices where the hell ever those are like you give a fuck and that bitch Everly Faye has just taken Marty’s desk while he looks annoyed.
Everly Faye: “Hey bitch.”
Faith McKinsey: “What?”[/size]
Marty Kovacs: “That’s how she says hi.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “Shut up you just want inside of me again but I got a man.”[/size]
Everly said proudly, meanwhile Marty seemed somewhat annoyed at her bold demeanor.
Faith McKinsey: “Oh don’t worry, people want inside of me all the time I get it.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “We hot bitches. But listen, I put Chellsea in charge of CCW TV, and we need a hot young go getter who bitches want to be inside of to run Christ Centered Combat, and I think that’s you.”
Faith McKinsey: “For real?”
Everly’s eyes widened and she nodded.[/size]
Everly Faye: “F… freakin’.... R.”
Faith McKinsey: “Uhm, wow, I’ll take it.”
Ha, take it.[/size]
Everly Faye: “Then bitch, you’re the new boss of Christ Centered Combat.”[/size]
Faith McKinsey: “... Wow, thanks bitch.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “No problem bitch.”[/size]
Then Marty comes up with a stack of papers in his arms and glances at the both of them, clearly having something to say.
Marty Kovacs: “If you two bitches could go on your way, I have work to do.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “You cannot call us that.”[/size]
Faith McKinsey: “We are strong women you jerk.”
Marty rolls his eyes and leaves as both of the women glare angrily at him.[/size]
Regulators Inc. (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler) vs. Farm Fresh Beef (Moo Bradley/Corn Bradley) vs. The Killer Baes (Astrid Weston and Corrie Tomsen) vs. Children of the Moon (Julie Miri and Bex Thoreau) vs. The Crusade
[/i]Cornhole Match
Retrieve the golden horn then shove it into the cornhole.
Everyone was dumped into the cornfield and searching for the golden corn, with Julie and Bex searching one side, while Astrid and Corrie looked around an old tractor, The Crusade ultimately would say screw it and they would not participate in such tomfoolery. This left Regulators Inc. to fight Farm Fresh Beef in the center of the cornfield, both of them trying to make their way there and spread out to search for the hidden corn. [/size][/i]
The Baes and Children of the Moon would find eachother, with Astrid being taken out via an old truck tire the COTM found, and Corrie would knock Bex out with a rake! Eventually, they would fight around through the corn knocking several stalks down until the golden corn fell! Julie went for it only for Corrie to attack her and try to hold her back, when Sadie Cassidy ran and grabbed it! Moo and Corn Bradley were on her trail but Jane Adler took Moo out and herself tackling him into the dreaded corn stalks! He could have been killed! Corn picked up steam, rushing at Corrie and Julie who ducked out of the way and drove himself head first into an old tractor.
Corrie ended up tripped by Julie, who looked at the corn, then at Corn Bradley’s butt… the cornhole. She had found it! She yanked Corn’s pants down and began to shove it in, but it was too girthy and too much for Julie to handle. Out of nowhere, Sadie Cassidy knocks Julie out of the way and shoves the corn up Corn’s butthole to win as he screeched like he fuckin’ died. All the tag teams involved in this looked disgusted and ashamed of themselves as the Regulators celebrated their bizarre win.
WINNER: Regulators Inc. (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler)
Combat Crown Championship[/size]
Magnus© vs. Kip Classic vs. Azi vs. Hunter Kingman vs. Mariah Kennedy vs. Eviie vs. The Cornfield Creature vs. Jacob Kuntz vs. Allister Meowly.[/size][/i][/b]
Cornfield Match
The cornfield match was the one we’d all been waiting for and all eight participants (and a corn monster) would descend upon the cornfield, knowing none of them would be the same man after this, even the women, somehow would not be the same men. It was that grueling. The rules of the Cornfield Match were simple, find and pin the champion, if he had not been pinned in thirty minutes, the corn would be lit on fire and the champion would need to escape unscathed.
Everyone in the match was hunting for Magnus, turning every side of the cornfield upside down to hunt the man down. Allister Meowly had turned into several cats, Mariah Kennedy was cussing at random poor people in the corn field, Eviie seemingly had an idea where Magnus was, Azi was attempting to summon the devil, Kip Classic was dead behind the eyes, and Hunter Kingman was all too cool to be there. But Jacob Kuntz was nowhere to be found. Hunter eventually found her way to a tractor and began fixing it because she was all handy and stuff, and something moved within the corn.
Eviie was peeking around the corn, and Mariah Kennedy had came across Kip Classic and was attacking him. Magnus had hid somewhere, just trying to survive, but Azi was after him having somehow found a torch for some reason and may intend to light that bitch on fire. After watching her for a bit, it turned out to be none of those things and she actually began to do some sort of ritual to the devil. Eventually, nearby, Hunter would get the tractor going and begin driving through the cornfield, leveling it while giving her own version of a maniacal chuckle. Magnus was still hiding in a barrel because of course, and a bunch of cats were lurking everywhere looking for him.
Eventually they found him and they turned into Allister Meowly for some reason. Meowly would hit a few moves on him and go for a pin only for a 2 and ½ count. Out of nowhere, Mariah Kennedy came in and bonked her in the back of the head with a big ass log and then hooked Magnus leg for another 2 count. Eviie appeared and dropkicks Mariah in the head, then begins trying to choke Magnus out with a cornstalk and he was clearly struggling. Magnus almost taps but then Hunter came in flooring it on the tractor, running over several cats in the process and weakening Allister as everyone tried to get the hell out of the way.
Hunter was clearly having fun, going to swing it around when the wheel got lodged in something and threw her out… she landed and found the Ashleys (LaShae, J, R, and the rest) doing some kind of ritual. They proceeded to grab her up and start dragging her away as Hunter fought them! Meanwhile, Azi lurked in through the chaos from the tractor and climbed atop Magnus… 1… 2…. ALMOST, NO! Magnus kicked out, driving a fist upside her head, then another, and another. Whatever black magic she had been trying had not been enough to overcome him!
Out of nowhere, someone picks her up and chucks her away, sending her crashing into the ground! It’s Jacob Kuntz dressed up like a corn monster! He’d been lurking in the corn all along, he had been the person killing people in this area inside of the corn oh my Jebus! Kuntz sets up Magnus and hits his finisher and Magnus looks like he’d been through war already! Everyone was down! Kuntz goes for the pin… 1… 2… 3!
WINNER: Jacob Kuntz.[/size]
The end of the show saw Jacob Kuntz standing, holding his championship over head as fires took over the cornfield…
Sydney Vahle: “That was… Cornfield Combat, I am horrified, Jake. In the end, the monster in the corn was Jacob Kuntz all along.”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “Me too, Syd. But, we’ll hopefully see you next time after… that entire mess. Jacob Kuntz is champion, all the other wrestlers are mostly trapped in the burning cornfield… will any of them live?!”[/size]
Sydney Vahle: “Maybe, who cares?”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “That’s right. GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!”[/size]
END.
