Post by CCWrestling on May 23, 2021 20:58:04 GMT
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THE WORLDS MOST ANNOYING TAG TEAM AND CHELLSEA.
— PROLOGUE
We open up with Brennan Devlin standing in the backstage area talking to goons, you know, backstage people who help and stuff? In CCW we call them goons. Finally though, he is interrupted by none other than the new co-owner of CCW, Chellsea.
Chellsea: “How’s the setup for Face 2 Face going?”
Brennan Devlin: “Face 2 Face with who? Say the full name.”
Chellsea: “Why?”
Brennan Devlin: “Say it.”
Cecily Golding appeared behind Chellsea and stood there for a moment, a big smile on her face.
Cecily Golding: “Say it.”
Brennan Devlin: “Say it. Say Face 2 Face with Hatface.”
Chellsea: “I am not saying it, and where did she even come from?”
Brennan Devlin: “Chellsea has won several kumites, you don’t know this, but she’s a ninja basically. She has all the black belts.”
Cecily Golding: “And white belts, and red belts. Fucking accessorizing.”
Brennan Devlin: “Like a fashionista.”
Chellsea: “Guys.”
Brennan Devlin: “Cecily the fashion-neatest.”
Cecily Golding: “Oh my gosh thank you!”
Chellsea: “Guys! Do you have this under control?”
Cecily Golding: “Oh my god stop worrying it’s fine.”
Brennan Devlin: “Chellsea, you’re my sister, I would never lie to you. We have got this.”
Chellsea: “I’m trusting you Brennan, I’m handling the show, but you don’t fuck up the main event segment.”
Brennan Devlin: “Chellsea, sis, I love you, it’ll be okay.”
Cecily Golding: “Relaxxxxxx.”
Chellsea sighed, not feeling entirely reassured as she saw Daequan nearby and went to catch up with him.
Cecily Golding: “You know I think she hates me.”
Brennan Devlin: “You did slap her on the ass when you met her and say ‘dayum’.”
Cecily Golding: “I learned it from you.”
Brennan Devlin: “You did.”
They hugged tight, celebrating their best friendship as we fade to black, though audibly a slap was heard and Brennan yelled ouch.
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THIS IS HOWIE DOO.
— OPENING SEGMENT
We open up at ringside with the lovely Lazlo Goodlove and his announcing partner, the Face of Grace herself, Saylor Stanhouse. They say she took that nickname when she was dating Brennan Devlin for some tandem thing and now she wants to kill him, awk.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Ladies and gentlemen as always I am Lazlo Goodlove and with me is my lovely broadcasting partner, Saylor Stanhouse! And what a night we have for everyone, right Saylor?”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Right, I am very lovely, and the show will be fantastic. This is Howie Doo’s Country Time Jamboree and obviously, I am dressed for the occasion.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “And I am dressed like a righteous, holy man, Saylor.
Before they could say anything else, Blaire Baddeley and Presleigh took the microphones at ringside.
Presleigh: “Oh my gosh, ladies and gentlemen…”
Blaire Baddeley: “This is…”
Presleigh: “HOWIE DOO!”
The ring announcer babes said proudly as Howie Doo’s titular theme song began to play, which he had written and sung 40 years ago on the first CCW show. Back when we were Combat Centered Wrestling in the 80s.
Howie Doo: “Howie Doo’n?!”
He called out to the crowd, the crowd soon responding with a ‘HOWIE DOO’ chant. The crowd going wild.
Howie Doo: “Now I have some big news, whoever impresses me tonight gets to do a duet with the one and only Howie Doo for my new hit single!”
The crowd kept chanting as he nodded.
Howie Doo: “I notice your excitement, so let’s say, whomever has the best, most entertaining match tonight? Howie Doo is going to take you to Nashville and make you a star baby and…”
Before he could say anything else, Maxx Bennett wandered out onto the stage, looking annoyed.
Saylor Stanhouse: “Maxx? Why Maxx?”
Maxx grabbed a microphone and soon began to speak.
Maxx Bennett: “Really, Howie Doo? They dug you up? My wrestle daddy runs this company, I have been the Saudi Arabia Champion, I have been the Golden Ticket Champion. And while I do get to dress in these fashionable farm ho clothes, and I’ve spent my day rolling in the hay… this show needs centered around meeeee.”
Before Maxx could say much else, the music of CCW newcomer, AJ Jenkynx began to play and soon, he walked onto the stage.
AJ Jenkynx: “I think you should stop worrying about things being centered around you, and start worrying about what’s going to happen to you when you step into the ring with me.”
Maxx Bennett: “Oh you wanna be all hard tough guy? I’ve taken harder, and I will bend you over and…”
Before Maxx could say anything else, Howie Doo began to speak.
Howie Doo: “I see what’s happening, you’re both wanting to be on the album. I’ll tell you what, whoever wins your match tonight gets to sing a song on my album, how about that?!”
Maxx Bennett: “I literally do not care and will send you a recording of me having sex.”
Howie Doo: “Experimental music, I like it.”
AJ Jenkynx: “Wait what?”
Howie Doo: “Boy you’ve got pipes, you are in.”
WHO WOULD GET TO BE ON THE ALBUM WITH HOWIE DOO?! Would this be Maxx’s big break into the music industry she’d never dreamed of? Or would AJ Jenkynx give her all nine of those deadly sins?!
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DEADEYE WESTON vs. RON VONN DUTCH
— SINGLES MATCH
DEADEYE WESTON WINS.
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BRAND NEW BAE.
— FEATURING THE KILLER BAES.
We go right backstage to a frustrated Astrid Weston and Corrie Tomsen, who for weeks had been dealing with anger issues in regards to how somehow, a third or fourth member of a group always lead to their losing matches.
Astrid Weston: “We are so tired, so tired of interference, so tired of bullshit.”
Corrie Tomsen: “I literally hate everything right now! We’re mad!”
Boy were they.
Astrid Weston: “Everyone always has a third, or fourth, or fifth to save their asses! So you know what? We made some calls, Killa Bae and Thicc Bae called the Queen Bae.”
Soon, newcomer to CCW Alexis Ortega wandered out amongst the two, both of them looking happy to see her before sliding an arm around her. The Killer Baes had expanded into a trio.
Alexis Ortega: “You’ve been mistreating my besties, cheating them with numbers… But whatever numbers you have, I can promise you, they won’t add up to the Killer Baes anymore.”
Corrie Tomsen: “Yas.”
Astrid Weston: “Hear that you stank ass bitches?! The Baes are stronger than ever, muahahahah!”
Soon, Astrid, Corrie and Alexis walked off cheerfully, leaving the crowd wondering what might happen now that another bae had been added to the ranks.
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ESSENCE vs. SHADYNASTY LAFONTAINE
— SINGLES MATCH
ESSENCE WINS.
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ESSENCE GOES ASS TRAY.
— FEATURING ESSENCE, AEGIDIUS, THE KILLER BAES.
Backstage, Essence walked through the back drinking some water, she’d won her match with Shadynasty, and now she was looking to meet up with Aegidius who found her along the way.
Aegidius: “Good job out there.”
Essence: “Good job… holding the fort down back here.”
She chuckled, knowing he had a match on Christ Centered Combat. But he was there if she needed him. Before she could say much else…
Astrid Weston: “D’aw if it isn’t little Essence and her corpse bride, Agamemnon! Forget about being the hot shit around here, your so called ‘dad’ isn’t gonna put you on top. The top is reserved for the baes.”
Alexis Ortega: “And as Queen Bae, we have no room for you, or whatever that thing is.”
Corrie Tomsen: “Ha, that thing, good one.”
They started cursing at eachother when out of nowhere, Essence headbutts the hell out of Astrid, knocking her on her ass! Referees, and Aegidius with Essence try to separate them!
Astrid Weston: “You fucking… you fucking broke my nose!”
Corrie Tomsen: “You killed her!”
Astrid Weston: “I’m not dead but my face, ahhh!”
Alexis Ortega: “Motherfucking, let me get her… out of my way!”
They were kicking and throwing punches over the referees but there was too many between them.
Rusty McFeely: “Astrid can’t compete like this, girls… you’ll have to sub someone in.”
Essence was pointing and laughing as she was dragged off screen, meanwhile Astrid was being tended to.
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JOHNNY LEE vs. ALEXIS ORTEGA VS. ANDREW WILKOW
— TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
ALEXIS ORTEGA WINS.
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SISTERS AND A LIL FAITH..
— CHELLSEA, CHARLIZE AND FAITH MCKINSEY.
Backstage we see Charlize and Chellsea having a chat, having just sort of dealt with the situation earlier with Essence having headbutted and broken the nose of Astrid Weston.
Charlize: “Was a warning really enough for that whole broken nose thing?”
Chellsea: “I mean, it was her first offense, so.”
Charlize nodded as meanwhile, Faith walked in and peeked at the both of them. Chellsea motioned for her to come in.
Faith McKinsey: “Hey Chells, Charlize, have you seen God?”
Chellsea: “Everytime I close my eyes.”
Charlize: “Do you mean like in the building?”
Faith nodded, everyone still kind of confused what sort of invisible entity it truly was that had been hanging out with her as of late here in CCW.
Faith McKinsey: “Someone said God said for me to meet him backstage.”
Chellsea: “Uh, haven’t seen him, have you checked the prayer room?”
Faith McKinsey: “There’s a prayer room?”
Charlize: “Howie Doo is mega religious.”
Faith McKinsey: “On my way to look then, thanks ladies.”
Faith wandered down the hall and poked into a dark room, possibly the prayer room, there was also a cow in the hall because this venue was hell apparently. Weird, she thought to herself as she walked in and closed the door behind her only for a sickening thud to be heard. A few minutes passed as a man walked up to the door and pushed it open, only to see Faith on the ground and a window open nearby…
Stagehand: “Someone help! Get the faith healers to heal well… Faith!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Who… Faith was set up! Someone just took out the General Manager of Christ Centered Combat!”
Chellsea and Charlize rush in to check on her as we fade to black with some medical staff coming in. WHO ATTACKED FAITH?! Was it Tinsley Marshall again?!
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A WORD WITH MAGNUS.
— MAGNUS AND VERITY SINCLAIRE.
We go right to Magnus standing by with everyone’s favorite interviewer, Verity Sinclaire who is standing by.
Verity Sinclaire: “Magnus, up next you have a match with Ricki Wilde. Ricki has went 3-0 here in CCW thus far and is undefeated… Are you a bit alarmed heading into this?”
Magnus: “Alarmed? I was Combat Crown Champion, I’ve proven myself to the CCW audience. Several times over. Ricki should be worried about me, because people around here often forget just how good I am…”
Verity Sinclaire: “Then, that said, where do you want to go after you possibly snap the streak of Ricki Wilde?”
Magnus: “Gotta say, that Television Championship would look much better around my waist than Rivers…”
Magnus said confidently as he wandered off, leaving Verity smiling as we fade into the break.
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RICKI WILDE vs. MAGNUS
— SINGLES MATCH
RICKI WILDE WINS.
After the match, Ricki celebrated her win and got on the microphone, simply telling them to line up another one for her the next show...
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CELEBRATION OF THE MOON.
— BEX THOREAU AND JULIE MIRI.
Saylor Stanhouse: “And now it’s time for the Celebration of the Moon, I can’t wait!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “It’s bound to be an entertaining time.”
Eventually, the music of the COTM would blare and Julie and Bex entered onto the stage, waving to the crowd like some politicians that were trying to kiss up to their constituents.
Julie Miri: “Shut up! Only chant if you’re cheering us. We deserve it.”
Bex Thoreau: “We do. We’re your new CCW Tag Team Champions! Yay.”
Julie Miri: “Yay, I’m happy!”
Bex Thoreau: “Me too, ahhhh! And all of wrestlings biggest stars have congratulated us! Like Julie Miri congratulated me!”
Julie Miri: “And Bex Thoreau congratulated me!”
Bex Thoreau: “And Hadley congratulated us.”
Julie Miri: “Awwww I love Hadley!”
Bex Thoreau: “Me too!”
They started looking at pictures of her on Genie’s page from their phone, both of them doting about it.
Julie Miri: “See Hadley knows what everyone else should, it’s that we’re going to be your CCW Tag Team Champions forever.”
Bex Thoreau: “And ever.”
Julie Miri: “And ever!”
Bex Thoreau: “And…”
Before they could say anything, the music of the Double Dragons blared as Johnny Lee limped out alongside of Jeff Bogard. We’d seen Lee earlier in the night in a losing effort, and the Power Ranger seemed frustrated.
Johnny Lee: “Listen, congratulations on the win but… my partner and I, we haven’t had a shot at those since we set the record with them… and we want our chance to get them back.”
Jeff Bogard: “So do the right thing, we’re meeting you man to man… or woman right here, right now, and we challenge you two to a match for those belts. So be fighting champions and accept, or be villains and we’ll smite you with our Megazord…”
Before they could say anything else, they were blindsided… wait a minute.
Saylor Stanhouse: “The Slay Belles?! Astraea and Rimadonna attacking the Double Dragons here!”
The Belles beat them with chairs, before standing over them. Then they turned and stared down to the ring, Astraea with her arm around Rima. They signalled the belts around their waist and then Rima blew a kiss towards the champions…
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Slay Belles did say they wanted all the gold. With C.J. as of this moment holding Christcore… Rima and Astraea clearly want it. But the Dragons while they’ve had a bad night have also announced their challenge. It’s clearly something for Chellsea to settle in the future, for sure.”
The teams stare one another down, with Bogard and Lee starting to raise up, glaring at their assailants. It wasn’t over between these three groups.
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A.J. JENKYNX vs. MAXX BENNETT
— SINGLES MATCH
MAXX BENNETT WINS.
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We get a brief vignette hyping Siberia Zombie who is apparently alive, or well, undead but still… existing. You know what we mean.
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A SIMPLE REQUEST?
— DULCE DESJARDINS HAS A REQUEST.
Backstage we meet up with Dulce Desjardins walking down the hall, the director of merchandise of CCW was looking for someone. She wandered past a few farm animals in her cowgirl attire, and simply gave them a disgusted look… before finding her way into the office of Brennan Devlin who was hurrying, trying to get ready for his interview show.
Dulce Desjardins: “Brennan can I talk to you for a sec? I need something.”
Brennan Devlin: “Anything for you, name it. I’m kind of in a hurry, though.”
Dulce Desjardins: “It won’t take long, sit and let me tell you, real fast.”
She said in her usual flirty tone, he just shrugged it off, a bit aloof to it as always and sat down. Then she sat beside him and leaned in as she often did in her own weird way.
Dulce Desjardins: “So you can do something for me, and I need it, Brennan… Desperately.”
Brennan Devlin: “Oh? And what’s that?”
He said curiously, watching her as she leaned in closer, then began to whisper something in his ear.
Brennan Devlin: “Oh… oh! That. Alright… I can definitely get that for you. Let me talk to Chellsea, set things up, and you’ve got it!”
Dulce Desjardins: “Really?! You’d do that for me?”
Brennan Devlin: “Of course, you’re my friend right? This won’t get in the way of your actual job here, will it?”
Dulce Desjardins: “Never! Thanks sugar.”
She said and leaned in, kissing him on the cheek, quite happy with… whatever it was he was going to make happen for her and bounced out of the room.
Brennan Devlin: “Well damn…”
He said as he studied on things, realizing he had to get up with Chellsea later and discuss this mystery thing Dulce wanted… what was it?!
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MAD MAXX.
— MAXX IS CONFUSED..
Backstage, Maxx Bennett was celebrating how she knew how, drinking and trying to find someone or something to have sex with.
Howie Doo: “What the hell, Maxx?!”
Maxx Bennett: “Wha?”
He held up his hat and it was dripping something.
Howie Doo: “You did this to my hat.”
Maxx Bennett: “I was probably drunk. I’m drunk right now. Someone had moonshine and it was greaaaaat.”
Howie Doo: “You’re off the album! You could have been a star but…”
Out of nowhere, he heard a voice, so melodious, so amazing he couldn’t help but push past her.
Hunter Kingman: “Yeah.”
Valeria: “We should definitely be on this show more, I mean, you especially, you beat what’s her face!”
Hunter Kingman: “I did.”
Valeria: “I know and…”
Howie Doo approached and looked at Hunter, then Valeria.
Howie Doo: “I’ve found my next big musical star in you, Hunter Kingman.”
Hunter Kingman: “Dang.”
Maxx looked confused, then looked at the bottle she was drinking from and began to rub her eyes.
Maxx Bennett: “Her? What? She doesn’t even… she barely speaks… fuck it I’m going to go get hammered, bye crazy people.”
Maxx wandered off as Howie Doo began to discuss things with Hunter, and Valeria just hung out happy to be on camera.
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C.J SWEET © vs. HERCULE GILES
— CCW CHRISTCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
— SINGLES MATCH
C.J. SWEET WINS.
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FACE 2 FACE WITH HATFACE.
— ANGEL MCMASTER GUESTS.
Immediately after the main event, we cut to the set of everyone’s new favorite interview segment, Face 2 Face with Hatface! The Hatface theme song blares as Brennan Devlin and Cecily Golding wander out onto the stage.
Voice: “Here’s your hosts… CECILY GOLDING AND BRENNAN DEVLIN, TEAM HATFACE!”
Brennan Devlin: “I’m Cecily Golding!”
Cecily Golding: “And I’m Brennan Devlin.”
Pause.
Brennan Devlin: “We’re just kidding, my tits aren’t that glorious.”
Cecily Golding: “And mine are!”
Brennan nodded and gave her a thumbs up then he turned his attention back to the camera.
Brennan Devlin: “We have an incredible show tonight, we have the CCW World Heavyweight Champion herself, Angel McMaster in the building and we’re gonna have a chat with her in a minute about everything including recent interest in her belt from a certain cat.”
Cecily Golding: “Allister Meowly?”
Brennan Devlin: “No but I have an idea for her later.”
Cecily Golding: “Okay which cat there’s like 69 cat themed wrestlers.”
Brennan Devlin: “Do you know what you just did?”
Cecily Golding: “69? Am I 69’ing right now? Aw yeah, fuuuuck..”
Brennan Devlin: “No, Cecily focus. You said the number of the day! That’s right. 69, it’s our favorite number.”
Cecily Golding: “Brennan got us this cool matching tag team attire with 69 on it it’s neat.”
Brennan nodded sagely as they made their way over to their seats, holding hands because they are the best of friends and annoyed everyone together.
Brennan Devlin: “But this isn’t about the best tag team in the history of history.”
Cecily Golding: “Us.”
Brennan Devlin: “Yes, this is about… Angel McMaster. So, come on down, my favorite CCW World Heavyweight Champion!”
Her music began to blare as Angel McMaster joined them out there and Brennan stood up, Angel acted as if she were driving and Brennan pretended to be scared. A reference to her hitting him with a car several times… then, they hugged, and the crowd audibly booed at her for it. Cecily clapped for her as both of them sat down…
Cecily Golding: “Oh my gosh welcome we’re so happy to have you and stuff!”
Brennan Devlin: “We are! Cecily’s been bouncing around all week excited.”
Angel McMaster: “I’m glad to be here, your first guest had to be a big deal and well… who’s a bigger deal in CCW, and in wrestling right now than me?”
Cecily Golding: “Listen, we love everything you’re putting down right now and your hair is awesome tonight.”
Brennan Devlin: “I do like blondes.”
Cecily Golding: “He likes every attractive woman but we accept him.”
Brennan Devlin: “Also true.”
Cecily Golding: “Now let me get my glasses…”
Cecily began to pull on some glasses and suddenly, she was smart Cecily, inquisitive interviewer Cecily.
Cecily Golding: “Listen, a lot of bitches… I mean men and women want your championship. Names like Lisa Seldon, Jacob Vagina and more.”
Brennan Devlin: “Kuntz.”
Cecily Golding: “I’m using the technical term.”
Before anything else could be said, Lisa Seldon came walking looking like her usual cat self doing cat things.
Lisa Seldon: “I know you’ve been doing the meow meow shit, Brennan.”
Brennan Devlin: “What?”
Lisa Seldon: “But all that aside, the bullshit aside, I want that.”
Lisa pointed at the championship hanging over Angel’s shoulder.
Cecily Golding: “Her boob?”
Lisa Seldon: “... Not her boob, the championship! I’ve earned my match and I’m coming for you.”
Angel McMaster: “I’ve beaten everyone so far to EARN this championship and you’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands..”
Lisa Seldon: “That can be arranged.”
Angel started to get up and Lisa was approaching, and soon Face 2 Face with Hatface security came in to try to keep them apart.
Brennan Devlin: “Lisa, you weren’t invited, and me and Cecily have pizza and it’s getting cold.”
The pizza was getting cold which had now somehow appeared on their desk, with Devlin looking annoyed. Wait a minute, Jacob Kuntz just spears Lisa Seldon to the ground and the two start brawling! Angel is now eating pizza with Cecily and Brennan while security tries to break it up.
Angel McMaster: “See, classless, all of them. Not worthy of being a champion.”
Brennan Devlin: “Oh definitely, can’t even respect the fact none of them were invited.”
Finally, Cecily yelled out for them to break it up and just at the time she said it, the security got Lisa and Cecily was pissed.
Cecily Golding: “Okay, you wanna fight?! That’s it, Lisa is putting her title shot on the line versus Jacob Vaginas next show!”
Lisa Seldon: “What? You can’t book anything, you’re Brennan’s tag partner.”
Brennan Devlin: “Cecily has my full control when I am disposed, and I currently have pizza.”
Angel McMaster: “It is good pizza, you put your shot on the line and I’ll watch, and laugh.”
Cecily Golding: “And Angel will be at ringside!”
Angel McMaster: “Love it, love everything about it.”
Brennan Devlin: “Same.”
Lisa looked at Dick Guy like she hated him for this shit, somehow he kept popping up where she did not want him. And now her title shot was at risk?! The security separated them both, but Lisa Seldon grabbed a chair and began swinging it at Kuntz. Kuntz started rubbing his dick as she attacked him and the two were fighting.
Brennan Devlin: “Ladies and gentlemen, that was Face 2 Face with Hatface, and Angel was here!”
Angel McMaster: “I made it better.”
Cecily Golding: “She is pretty cool for sure. Sorry for all the uninvited guests tho!”
Brennan Devlin: “See us maybe later with… Hey Lisa, that’s a gun, please don’t use that on Kuntz.”
We fade out with a loud bang and then boom, roll credits.
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In the epilogue we catch up outside with Chellsea, who is putting some things in her car when up walks Brennan Devlin. The last two to leave outside of arena employees.
Brennan Devlin: “Well that went… interestingly.”
Chellsea: “Honestly, the whole show went as well as expected.”
Brennan Devlin: “At least nobody died.”
Chellsea: “True and…”
Suddenly an explosion was heard nearby from the venue where tonights show had taken place. Several people came running out on fire…
Brennan Devlin: “Uh, wanna go back to the hotel and we can discuss an alibi?”
Chellsea: “... yes.”
And we fade to black but then, soon after, we get to see a logo which reads the following…
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WRESTLING WITH GHOSTS
Coming on Halloween.
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THE WORLDS MOST ANNOYING TAG TEAM AND CHELLSEA.
— PROLOGUE
We open up with Brennan Devlin standing in the backstage area talking to goons, you know, backstage people who help and stuff? In CCW we call them goons. Finally though, he is interrupted by none other than the new co-owner of CCW, Chellsea.
Chellsea: “How’s the setup for Face 2 Face going?”
Brennan Devlin: “Face 2 Face with who? Say the full name.”
Chellsea: “Why?”
Brennan Devlin: “Say it.”
Cecily Golding appeared behind Chellsea and stood there for a moment, a big smile on her face.
Cecily Golding: “Say it.”
Brennan Devlin: “Say it. Say Face 2 Face with Hatface.”
Chellsea: “I am not saying it, and where did she even come from?”
Brennan Devlin: “Chellsea has won several kumites, you don’t know this, but she’s a ninja basically. She has all the black belts.”
Cecily Golding: “And white belts, and red belts. Fucking accessorizing.”
Brennan Devlin: “Like a fashionista.”
Chellsea: “Guys.”
Brennan Devlin: “Cecily the fashion-neatest.”
Cecily Golding: “Oh my gosh thank you!”
Chellsea: “Guys! Do you have this under control?”
Cecily Golding: “Oh my god stop worrying it’s fine.”
Brennan Devlin: “Chellsea, you’re my sister, I would never lie to you. We have got this.”
Chellsea: “I’m trusting you Brennan, I’m handling the show, but you don’t fuck up the main event segment.”
Brennan Devlin: “Chellsea, sis, I love you, it’ll be okay.”
Cecily Golding: “Relaxxxxxx.”
Chellsea sighed, not feeling entirely reassured as she saw Daequan nearby and went to catch up with him.
Cecily Golding: “You know I think she hates me.”
Brennan Devlin: “You did slap her on the ass when you met her and say ‘dayum’.”
Cecily Golding: “I learned it from you.”
Brennan Devlin: “You did.”
They hugged tight, celebrating their best friendship as we fade to black, though audibly a slap was heard and Brennan yelled ouch.
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THIS IS HOWIE DOO.
— OPENING SEGMENT
We open up at ringside with the lovely Lazlo Goodlove and his announcing partner, the Face of Grace herself, Saylor Stanhouse. They say she took that nickname when she was dating Brennan Devlin for some tandem thing and now she wants to kill him, awk.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Ladies and gentlemen as always I am Lazlo Goodlove and with me is my lovely broadcasting partner, Saylor Stanhouse! And what a night we have for everyone, right Saylor?”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Right, I am very lovely, and the show will be fantastic. This is Howie Doo’s Country Time Jamboree and obviously, I am dressed for the occasion.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “And I am dressed like a righteous, holy man, Saylor.
Before they could say anything else, Blaire Baddeley and Presleigh took the microphones at ringside.
Presleigh: “Oh my gosh, ladies and gentlemen…”
Blaire Baddeley: “This is…”
Presleigh: “HOWIE DOO!”
The ring announcer babes said proudly as Howie Doo’s titular theme song began to play, which he had written and sung 40 years ago on the first CCW show. Back when we were Combat Centered Wrestling in the 80s.
Howie Doo: “Howie Doo’n?!”
He called out to the crowd, the crowd soon responding with a ‘HOWIE DOO’ chant. The crowd going wild.
Howie Doo: “Now I have some big news, whoever impresses me tonight gets to do a duet with the one and only Howie Doo for my new hit single!”
The crowd kept chanting as he nodded.
Howie Doo: “I notice your excitement, so let’s say, whomever has the best, most entertaining match tonight? Howie Doo is going to take you to Nashville and make you a star baby and…”
Before he could say anything else, Maxx Bennett wandered out onto the stage, looking annoyed.
Saylor Stanhouse: “Maxx? Why Maxx?”
Maxx grabbed a microphone and soon began to speak.
Maxx Bennett: “Really, Howie Doo? They dug you up? My wrestle daddy runs this company, I have been the Saudi Arabia Champion, I have been the Golden Ticket Champion. And while I do get to dress in these fashionable farm ho clothes, and I’ve spent my day rolling in the hay… this show needs centered around meeeee.”
Before Maxx could say much else, the music of CCW newcomer, AJ Jenkynx began to play and soon, he walked onto the stage.
AJ Jenkynx: “I think you should stop worrying about things being centered around you, and start worrying about what’s going to happen to you when you step into the ring with me.”
Maxx Bennett: “Oh you wanna be all hard tough guy? I’ve taken harder, and I will bend you over and…”
Before Maxx could say anything else, Howie Doo began to speak.
Howie Doo: “I see what’s happening, you’re both wanting to be on the album. I’ll tell you what, whoever wins your match tonight gets to sing a song on my album, how about that?!”
Maxx Bennett: “I literally do not care and will send you a recording of me having sex.”
Howie Doo: “Experimental music, I like it.”
AJ Jenkynx: “Wait what?”
Howie Doo: “Boy you’ve got pipes, you are in.”
WHO WOULD GET TO BE ON THE ALBUM WITH HOWIE DOO?! Would this be Maxx’s big break into the music industry she’d never dreamed of? Or would AJ Jenkynx give her all nine of those deadly sins?!
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DEADEYE WESTON vs. RON VONN DUTCH
— SINGLES MATCH
[*]The earliest parts of this match saw the veteran Ron Vonn Dutch taking it to the young up and comer and member of Brew Collar, Deadeye Weston. Whenever Weston seemed to get an edge, the veteran RVD would take him down.
[*]Eventually though, a distraction on the stage from Jack Danielson caused RVD to look off and he was soon shoved off the top by Weston.
[*]Weston would hold the advantage after this, as RVD landed awkwardly on his leg. RVD valiantly fought back throughout, but the injury was too much and ultimately, the cause of his own downfall as Weston nabs him with his finish for the victory.
DEADEYE WESTON WINS.
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BRAND NEW BAE.
— FEATURING THE KILLER BAES.
We go right backstage to a frustrated Astrid Weston and Corrie Tomsen, who for weeks had been dealing with anger issues in regards to how somehow, a third or fourth member of a group always lead to their losing matches.
Astrid Weston: “We are so tired, so tired of interference, so tired of bullshit.”
Corrie Tomsen: “I literally hate everything right now! We’re mad!”
Boy were they.
Astrid Weston: “Everyone always has a third, or fourth, or fifth to save their asses! So you know what? We made some calls, Killa Bae and Thicc Bae called the Queen Bae.”
Soon, newcomer to CCW Alexis Ortega wandered out amongst the two, both of them looking happy to see her before sliding an arm around her. The Killer Baes had expanded into a trio.
Alexis Ortega: “You’ve been mistreating my besties, cheating them with numbers… But whatever numbers you have, I can promise you, they won’t add up to the Killer Baes anymore.”
Corrie Tomsen: “Yas.”
Astrid Weston: “Hear that you stank ass bitches?! The Baes are stronger than ever, muahahahah!”
Soon, Astrid, Corrie and Alexis walked off cheerfully, leaving the crowd wondering what might happen now that another bae had been added to the ranks.
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ESSENCE vs. SHADYNASTY LAFONTAINE
— SINGLES MATCH
[*]In a dominant fashion, Essence would make quick work of the much bigger, but very green Shadynasty Lafontaine. Essence would have a brief back and forth with her, before ultimately, her hard hitting style would weaken the bigger gal. Essence would then hit her finish, and in the first fall of the match capture the victory.
ESSENCE WINS.
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ESSENCE GOES ASS TRAY.
— FEATURING ESSENCE, AEGIDIUS, THE KILLER BAES.
Backstage, Essence walked through the back drinking some water, she’d won her match with Shadynasty, and now she was looking to meet up with Aegidius who found her along the way.
Aegidius: “Good job out there.”
Essence: “Good job… holding the fort down back here.”
She chuckled, knowing he had a match on Christ Centered Combat. But he was there if she needed him. Before she could say much else…
Astrid Weston: “D’aw if it isn’t little Essence and her corpse bride, Agamemnon! Forget about being the hot shit around here, your so called ‘dad’ isn’t gonna put you on top. The top is reserved for the baes.”
Alexis Ortega: “And as Queen Bae, we have no room for you, or whatever that thing is.”
Corrie Tomsen: “Ha, that thing, good one.”
They started cursing at eachother when out of nowhere, Essence headbutts the hell out of Astrid, knocking her on her ass! Referees, and Aegidius with Essence try to separate them!
Astrid Weston: “You fucking… you fucking broke my nose!”
Corrie Tomsen: “You killed her!”
Astrid Weston: “I’m not dead but my face, ahhh!”
Alexis Ortega: “Motherfucking, let me get her… out of my way!”
They were kicking and throwing punches over the referees but there was too many between them.
Rusty McFeely: “Astrid can’t compete like this, girls… you’ll have to sub someone in.”
Essence was pointing and laughing as she was dragged off screen, meanwhile Astrid was being tended to.
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JOHNNY LEE vs. ALEXIS ORTEGA VS. ANDREW WILKOW
— TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
[*]In this three way dance, it had already been thrown for a loop as Alexis Ortega would take the place of Astrid Weston in the match. A complete newcomer to CCW, Wilkow and Lee had no clue how to deal with her, but certainly gave it the ole college try.
[*]Unfortunately for them, but fortunate for her, the age old feud between Brew Collar and Double Dragons occurred and would cause several problems throughout this match. Eventually, Danielson and Deadeye, Bogard, and Corrie Tomsen would all be sent to the back leaving the match finally with no outside interference.
[*]But that still left two members of the first two sets of tag champions in CCW ever, in the Dragons and Lee. The two put on a back and forth clinic with Alexis Ortega hanging outside of the ring when necessary.
[*]Ultimately, Andrew Wilkow would drive Lee through a table on the outside, only to be taken out by Ortega with a crossbody on the outside.
[*]Ortega would drag Lee into the ring and go for the pinfall, shocking the crowd as she pinned Lee due to the handy work of Wilkow!
ALEXIS ORTEGA WINS.
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SISTERS AND A LIL FAITH..
— CHELLSEA, CHARLIZE AND FAITH MCKINSEY.
Backstage we see Charlize and Chellsea having a chat, having just sort of dealt with the situation earlier with Essence having headbutted and broken the nose of Astrid Weston.
Charlize: “Was a warning really enough for that whole broken nose thing?”
Chellsea: “I mean, it was her first offense, so.”
Charlize nodded as meanwhile, Faith walked in and peeked at the both of them. Chellsea motioned for her to come in.
Faith McKinsey: “Hey Chells, Charlize, have you seen God?”
Chellsea: “Everytime I close my eyes.”
Charlize: “Do you mean like in the building?”
Faith nodded, everyone still kind of confused what sort of invisible entity it truly was that had been hanging out with her as of late here in CCW.
Faith McKinsey: “Someone said God said for me to meet him backstage.”
Chellsea: “Uh, haven’t seen him, have you checked the prayer room?”
Faith McKinsey: “There’s a prayer room?”
Charlize: “Howie Doo is mega religious.”
Faith McKinsey: “On my way to look then, thanks ladies.”
Faith wandered down the hall and poked into a dark room, possibly the prayer room, there was also a cow in the hall because this venue was hell apparently. Weird, she thought to herself as she walked in and closed the door behind her only for a sickening thud to be heard. A few minutes passed as a man walked up to the door and pushed it open, only to see Faith on the ground and a window open nearby…
Stagehand: “Someone help! Get the faith healers to heal well… Faith!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Who… Faith was set up! Someone just took out the General Manager of Christ Centered Combat!”
Chellsea and Charlize rush in to check on her as we fade to black with some medical staff coming in. WHO ATTACKED FAITH?! Was it Tinsley Marshall again?!
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A WORD WITH MAGNUS.
— MAGNUS AND VERITY SINCLAIRE.
We go right to Magnus standing by with everyone’s favorite interviewer, Verity Sinclaire who is standing by.
Verity Sinclaire: “Magnus, up next you have a match with Ricki Wilde. Ricki has went 3-0 here in CCW thus far and is undefeated… Are you a bit alarmed heading into this?”
Magnus: “Alarmed? I was Combat Crown Champion, I’ve proven myself to the CCW audience. Several times over. Ricki should be worried about me, because people around here often forget just how good I am…”
Verity Sinclaire: “Then, that said, where do you want to go after you possibly snap the streak of Ricki Wilde?”
Magnus: “Gotta say, that Television Championship would look much better around my waist than Rivers…”
Magnus said confidently as he wandered off, leaving Verity smiling as we fade into the break.
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RICKI WILDE vs. MAGNUS
— SINGLES MATCH
[*]Magnus and Wilde were evenly matched in the initial bits of the match, with Magnus seemingly being a touch quicker than the talented Ricki Wilde. Though ultimately he would be thrown several times by her actions, such as locking her from behind only for her to grind on him and other strange mannerisms that confused him or otherwise.
[*]At one point, he would have her backed in the corner only for her to adjust her cleavage briefly distracting him before kicking him in the jaw for a near fall. Ricki would stomp away at him and go on the offensive, dragging in to the turnbuckle and yanking him into it, the pole driving betwixt his legs.
[*]Ricki would score a near fall doing this and get frustrated, only for Magnus to roll her up and nearly snap the streak!
[*]Magnus was frustrated and soon went for another finisher, only for Ricki to crawl to the referee and cling to his leg. A shoving match ensued with the ref trying to get Ricki off him, and Magnus to get to her. Ricki would shove the referee into Magnus, causing the two to butt heads. Ricki would quickly take advantage of the dazed Magnus, catching him with her finisher, and conveniently, Rusty McFeely showed up just in time to count the three. Underhanded, but Wilde is now 4-0.
RICKI WILDE WINS.
After the match, Ricki celebrated her win and got on the microphone, simply telling them to line up another one for her the next show...
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CELEBRATION OF THE MOON.
— BEX THOREAU AND JULIE MIRI.
Saylor Stanhouse: “And now it’s time for the Celebration of the Moon, I can’t wait!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “It’s bound to be an entertaining time.”
Eventually, the music of the COTM would blare and Julie and Bex entered onto the stage, waving to the crowd like some politicians that were trying to kiss up to their constituents.
Julie Miri: “Shut up! Only chant if you’re cheering us. We deserve it.”
Bex Thoreau: “We do. We’re your new CCW Tag Team Champions! Yay.”
Julie Miri: “Yay, I’m happy!”
Bex Thoreau: “Me too, ahhhh! And all of wrestlings biggest stars have congratulated us! Like Julie Miri congratulated me!”
Julie Miri: “And Bex Thoreau congratulated me!”
Bex Thoreau: “And Hadley congratulated us.”
Julie Miri: “Awwww I love Hadley!”
Bex Thoreau: “Me too!”
They started looking at pictures of her on Genie’s page from their phone, both of them doting about it.
Julie Miri: “See Hadley knows what everyone else should, it’s that we’re going to be your CCW Tag Team Champions forever.”
Bex Thoreau: “And ever.”
Julie Miri: “And ever!”
Bex Thoreau: “And…”
Before they could say anything, the music of the Double Dragons blared as Johnny Lee limped out alongside of Jeff Bogard. We’d seen Lee earlier in the night in a losing effort, and the Power Ranger seemed frustrated.
Johnny Lee: “Listen, congratulations on the win but… my partner and I, we haven’t had a shot at those since we set the record with them… and we want our chance to get them back.”
Jeff Bogard: “So do the right thing, we’re meeting you man to man… or woman right here, right now, and we challenge you two to a match for those belts. So be fighting champions and accept, or be villains and we’ll smite you with our Megazord…”
Before they could say anything else, they were blindsided… wait a minute.
Saylor Stanhouse: “The Slay Belles?! Astraea and Rimadonna attacking the Double Dragons here!”
The Belles beat them with chairs, before standing over them. Then they turned and stared down to the ring, Astraea with her arm around Rima. They signalled the belts around their waist and then Rima blew a kiss towards the champions…
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Slay Belles did say they wanted all the gold. With C.J. as of this moment holding Christcore… Rima and Astraea clearly want it. But the Dragons while they’ve had a bad night have also announced their challenge. It’s clearly something for Chellsea to settle in the future, for sure.”
The teams stare one another down, with Bogard and Lee starting to raise up, glaring at their assailants. It wasn’t over between these three groups.
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A.J. JENKYNX vs. MAXX BENNETT
— SINGLES MATCH
[*]This match was for the chance to record with Howie Doo, famous country music artist. Maxx didn’t really care, neither did A.J. Jenkynx. This was about glory, this was about who would be the victor. Would it be the always dangerous Maxx Bennett, or the feisty newcomer with something to prove in Jenkynx?!
[*]AJ Jenkynx would use his superior strength to beat down Maxx in the early goings, but Maxx Bennett was resilient, probably from all the dick. She had taken things much worse than a beating so she held on. Jenkynx would get several near falls and be frustrated throughout, but impressed a few people nonetheless.
[*]Eventually, Maxx would turn things around, grabbing Jenkynx by the dick. He turned from her, adjusting himself and she… BIT HIM IN THE FUCKING ASS WHAT THE HELL. Jenkynx was trying to pry her off, dragging her around the ring, a from behind assault on Jenkynx! He pried loose and went for a clothesline on Maxx, she ducks it! He turns into Maxx’s finish! MAXX WINS TO THE SHOCK OF EVERYONE!
MAXX BENNETT WINS.
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We get a brief vignette hyping Siberia Zombie who is apparently alive, or well, undead but still… existing. You know what we mean.
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A SIMPLE REQUEST?
— DULCE DESJARDINS HAS A REQUEST.
Backstage we meet up with Dulce Desjardins walking down the hall, the director of merchandise of CCW was looking for someone. She wandered past a few farm animals in her cowgirl attire, and simply gave them a disgusted look… before finding her way into the office of Brennan Devlin who was hurrying, trying to get ready for his interview show.
Dulce Desjardins: “Brennan can I talk to you for a sec? I need something.”
Brennan Devlin: “Anything for you, name it. I’m kind of in a hurry, though.”
Dulce Desjardins: “It won’t take long, sit and let me tell you, real fast.”
She said in her usual flirty tone, he just shrugged it off, a bit aloof to it as always and sat down. Then she sat beside him and leaned in as she often did in her own weird way.
Dulce Desjardins: “So you can do something for me, and I need it, Brennan… Desperately.”
Brennan Devlin: “Oh? And what’s that?”
He said curiously, watching her as she leaned in closer, then began to whisper something in his ear.
Brennan Devlin: “Oh… oh! That. Alright… I can definitely get that for you. Let me talk to Chellsea, set things up, and you’ve got it!”
Dulce Desjardins: “Really?! You’d do that for me?”
Brennan Devlin: “Of course, you’re my friend right? This won’t get in the way of your actual job here, will it?”
Dulce Desjardins: “Never! Thanks sugar.”
She said and leaned in, kissing him on the cheek, quite happy with… whatever it was he was going to make happen for her and bounced out of the room.
Brennan Devlin: “Well damn…”
He said as he studied on things, realizing he had to get up with Chellsea later and discuss this mystery thing Dulce wanted… what was it?!
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MAD MAXX.
— MAXX IS CONFUSED..
Backstage, Maxx Bennett was celebrating how she knew how, drinking and trying to find someone or something to have sex with.
Howie Doo: “What the hell, Maxx?!”
Maxx Bennett: “Wha?”
He held up his hat and it was dripping something.
Howie Doo: “You did this to my hat.”
Maxx Bennett: “I was probably drunk. I’m drunk right now. Someone had moonshine and it was greaaaaat.”
Howie Doo: “You’re off the album! You could have been a star but…”
Out of nowhere, he heard a voice, so melodious, so amazing he couldn’t help but push past her.
Hunter Kingman: “Yeah.”
Valeria: “We should definitely be on this show more, I mean, you especially, you beat what’s her face!”
Hunter Kingman: “I did.”
Valeria: “I know and…”
Howie Doo approached and looked at Hunter, then Valeria.
Howie Doo: “I’ve found my next big musical star in you, Hunter Kingman.”
Hunter Kingman: “Dang.”
Maxx looked confused, then looked at the bottle she was drinking from and began to rub her eyes.
Maxx Bennett: “Her? What? She doesn’t even… she barely speaks… fuck it I’m going to go get hammered, bye crazy people.”
Maxx wandered off as Howie Doo began to discuss things with Hunter, and Valeria just hung out happy to be on camera.
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C.J SWEET © vs. HERCULE GILES
— CCW CHRISTCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
— SINGLES MATCH
[*]The dominant champion C.J. Sweet would face a game challenger in Hercule Giles, and Giles would put up a hell of a fight in a response to this. Often taking her to several near falls and seemingly having her number throughout.
[*]There were repeated interferences by the Slay Belles, or well, CJ’s Slay Belles team mates in Astraea and Rimadonna which would cause issue for Giles, and lead to C.J. getting advantage towards the end of the match.
[*]The Double Dragons would interfere and deal with the team of Rima and Astraea, fighting into the back. Hercule Giles would use the distraction to score a pinfall attempt only for C.J. to crawl to the corner of the ring and begin to attempt to crawl out.
[*]Giles would go to catch her outside, sticking his head out only to get hair spray in his eyes as C.J. sprayed it just out of the sight of the referee! C.J. had used every trick in the book!
[*]C.J. uses this to an advantage and catches Giles with the Sweet Dreams to score the victory much to the hate of the crowd. The Slay Belles end up standing tall in the ring, having escaped the Double Dragons and a very game Hercule Giles for tonight!
C.J. SWEET WINS.
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FACE 2 FACE WITH HATFACE.
— ANGEL MCMASTER GUESTS.
Immediately after the main event, we cut to the set of everyone’s new favorite interview segment, Face 2 Face with Hatface! The Hatface theme song blares as Brennan Devlin and Cecily Golding wander out onto the stage.
Voice: “Here’s your hosts… CECILY GOLDING AND BRENNAN DEVLIN, TEAM HATFACE!”
Brennan Devlin: “I’m Cecily Golding!”
Cecily Golding: “And I’m Brennan Devlin.”
Pause.
Brennan Devlin: “We’re just kidding, my tits aren’t that glorious.”
Cecily Golding: “And mine are!”
Brennan nodded and gave her a thumbs up then he turned his attention back to the camera.
Brennan Devlin: “We have an incredible show tonight, we have the CCW World Heavyweight Champion herself, Angel McMaster in the building and we’re gonna have a chat with her in a minute about everything including recent interest in her belt from a certain cat.”
Cecily Golding: “Allister Meowly?”
Brennan Devlin: “No but I have an idea for her later.”
Cecily Golding: “Okay which cat there’s like 69 cat themed wrestlers.”
Brennan Devlin: “Do you know what you just did?”
Cecily Golding: “69? Am I 69’ing right now? Aw yeah, fuuuuck..”
Brennan Devlin: “No, Cecily focus. You said the number of the day! That’s right. 69, it’s our favorite number.”
Cecily Golding: “Brennan got us this cool matching tag team attire with 69 on it it’s neat.”
Brennan nodded sagely as they made their way over to their seats, holding hands because they are the best of friends and annoyed everyone together.
Brennan Devlin: “But this isn’t about the best tag team in the history of history.”
Cecily Golding: “Us.”
Brennan Devlin: “Yes, this is about… Angel McMaster. So, come on down, my favorite CCW World Heavyweight Champion!”
Her music began to blare as Angel McMaster joined them out there and Brennan stood up, Angel acted as if she were driving and Brennan pretended to be scared. A reference to her hitting him with a car several times… then, they hugged, and the crowd audibly booed at her for it. Cecily clapped for her as both of them sat down…
Cecily Golding: “Oh my gosh welcome we’re so happy to have you and stuff!”
Brennan Devlin: “We are! Cecily’s been bouncing around all week excited.”
Angel McMaster: “I’m glad to be here, your first guest had to be a big deal and well… who’s a bigger deal in CCW, and in wrestling right now than me?”
Cecily Golding: “Listen, we love everything you’re putting down right now and your hair is awesome tonight.”
Brennan Devlin: “I do like blondes.”
Cecily Golding: “He likes every attractive woman but we accept him.”
Brennan Devlin: “Also true.”
Cecily Golding: “Now let me get my glasses…”
Cecily began to pull on some glasses and suddenly, she was smart Cecily, inquisitive interviewer Cecily.
Cecily Golding: “Listen, a lot of bitches… I mean men and women want your championship. Names like Lisa Seldon, Jacob Vagina and more.”
Brennan Devlin: “Kuntz.”
Cecily Golding: “I’m using the technical term.”
Before anything else could be said, Lisa Seldon came walking looking like her usual cat self doing cat things.
Lisa Seldon: “I know you’ve been doing the meow meow shit, Brennan.”
Brennan Devlin: “What?”
Lisa Seldon: “But all that aside, the bullshit aside, I want that.”
Lisa pointed at the championship hanging over Angel’s shoulder.
Cecily Golding: “Her boob?”
Lisa Seldon: “... Not her boob, the championship! I’ve earned my match and I’m coming for you.”
Angel McMaster: “I’ve beaten everyone so far to EARN this championship and you’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands..”
Lisa Seldon: “That can be arranged.”
Angel started to get up and Lisa was approaching, and soon Face 2 Face with Hatface security came in to try to keep them apart.
Brennan Devlin: “Lisa, you weren’t invited, and me and Cecily have pizza and it’s getting cold.”
The pizza was getting cold which had now somehow appeared on their desk, with Devlin looking annoyed. Wait a minute, Jacob Kuntz just spears Lisa Seldon to the ground and the two start brawling! Angel is now eating pizza with Cecily and Brennan while security tries to break it up.
Angel McMaster: “See, classless, all of them. Not worthy of being a champion.”
Brennan Devlin: “Oh definitely, can’t even respect the fact none of them were invited.”
Finally, Cecily yelled out for them to break it up and just at the time she said it, the security got Lisa and Cecily was pissed.
Cecily Golding: “Okay, you wanna fight?! That’s it, Lisa is putting her title shot on the line versus Jacob Vaginas next show!”
Lisa Seldon: “What? You can’t book anything, you’re Brennan’s tag partner.”
Brennan Devlin: “Cecily has my full control when I am disposed, and I currently have pizza.”
Angel McMaster: “It is good pizza, you put your shot on the line and I’ll watch, and laugh.”
Cecily Golding: “And Angel will be at ringside!”
Angel McMaster: “Love it, love everything about it.”
Brennan Devlin: “Same.”
Lisa looked at Dick Guy like she hated him for this shit, somehow he kept popping up where she did not want him. And now her title shot was at risk?! The security separated them both, but Lisa Seldon grabbed a chair and began swinging it at Kuntz. Kuntz started rubbing his dick as she attacked him and the two were fighting.
Brennan Devlin: “Ladies and gentlemen, that was Face 2 Face with Hatface, and Angel was here!”
Angel McMaster: “I made it better.”
Cecily Golding: “She is pretty cool for sure. Sorry for all the uninvited guests tho!”
Brennan Devlin: “See us maybe later with… Hey Lisa, that’s a gun, please don’t use that on Kuntz.”
We fade out with a loud bang and then boom, roll credits.
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In the epilogue we catch up outside with Chellsea, who is putting some things in her car when up walks Brennan Devlin. The last two to leave outside of arena employees.
Brennan Devlin: “Well that went… interestingly.”
Chellsea: “Honestly, the whole show went as well as expected.”
Brennan Devlin: “At least nobody died.”
Chellsea: “True and…”
Suddenly an explosion was heard nearby from the venue where tonights show had taken place. Several people came running out on fire…
Brennan Devlin: “Uh, wanna go back to the hotel and we can discuss an alibi?”
Chellsea: “... yes.”
And we fade to black but then, soon after, we get to see a logo which reads the following…
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WRESTLING WITH GHOSTS
Coming on Halloween.
