Post by CCWrestling on May 23, 2021 20:31:17 GMT
The inaugural episode of CCW Christ Centered Combat opens with the announce team of a sensual, smooth-talking black man by the name of Daddy Cakely (or Dadcakes) and his broadcasting partner, Dan Fogelman.
Daddy: “What a show we have for you tonight, babies. We got all these sweet boys and girls out here givin’ you they all, if you know what I am saying.”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “That’s right, I hope this will be a very educational experience for everyone about the type of combat that can be centered around him, our lord and savior.”[/size]
Daddy: “I don’t know about none of that gay shit, but, we about to see some motherfuckers bust some heads, son. That’s my shit.”
Dadcakes read through the list of things on tonight’s programming, excited about what was coming up. [/size]
Daddy: “In our main event, the CCW Combat Crown Championship will be decided as Hercule Giles takes on Magnus. Both of them have been CCW mainstays since early in our companies history, babies. And now, them bitches gonna fight, they’s gonna be blood, and everyone gonna be rock hard.”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “Rock hard indeed, Daddy. Speaking of rock hard, we have the debut of Hunter Kingman as she takes on one of the members of the Ashleys, in Ashley R, for reptile, an actual lizard man that Ashley LaShae decided was named Ashley.”[/size]
Daddy: “And, Eviie makes her CCW TV debut against Cliff Morgan, who has been itching to get that first big win here… can he do it?! Can my sweet boy get a victory?!”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “And from sweet boys, to a devil in the flesh as Azi debuts against Bruce MacLeod. We’ve heard a lot about Azi, but MacLeod has shown himself to be a sure and steady force.”[/size]
Daddy: “And Mariah Kennedy, that bitch wants to wrestle in her underwears. Get her butt all up on the mat and stuff. They’s germs down there, Fogelman.”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “That’s the kind of television you get here, Daddy. We aren’t afraid of any germans.”[/size]
Daddy: “Germs, Danny baby.”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “We ain’t afraid of them either, Daddy. Our lord and savior will protect us from the germans and the germs.”[/size]
He stopped to hold his arms up and pray for a while.
Daddy: “That’s the real shit right there, son. Now lets get right to it as the former Dynamite Larry of the Christ Stars in Larry Linnetty takes on Mariah Kennedy in her CCW debut!”
We go directly into entrances of the competitors of the following match.[/size]
Mariah Kennedy vs. Larry Linnetty
– In a short contest, Mariah Kennedy would overcome Larry who got in little offense, eventually dropping him with her finish for the win.[/i]
WINNER: Mariah Kennedy.[/size]
Will Lyons vs. Kip Classic vs. Graham Baker
– Will Lyons and Graham Baker had a hell of a back and forth in this one, with several traded near falls. But ultimately, when Will Lyons looked to be about to score a victory, Kip Classic who had been hiding on the outside for most of the match would toss Will out and steal the pin.[/i]
WINNER: Kip Classic.[/size]
We go straight to the backstage area where Dulce Desjardins is bouncing around the merch stand, her boyfriend in the background watching over her.
Dulce Desjardins: “Oh, you came to see me again, I’m glad. We’ve got a lot of stuff to show off today…”
She leaned down, then motioned with her finger for the camera to come closer and closer. The camera pushing up towards her cleavage. Then her man stepped up, stopping them from getting too close.[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “But not too close. Now, I’ve got a lot I want to show you all this time…”
She began changing into various t-shirts from the following affiliates of the company, and friends… the censor bar having a hard time keeping up, but nobody else had this issue.[/size]
Hunter Kingman vs. Ashley R. w/ Ashley LaShae and Ashley J.
– Hunter Kingman would make her wrestling debut here against one of the cult-like Ashleys in Ashley R., while their leader, Ashley LaShae watched on. After a hard-fought contest, Hunter would put Ashley R. down with the Hunter Killer… and oddly enough, at the end of the match, Ashley LaShae would clap in approval?![/i]
WINNER: Hunter Kingman.[/size]
On stage, a giant freezer is seen sitting at ringside. Could be nothing in it, could be something, could be an entire person in there. But there are several chains around it and a lock… WHO COULD BE THE MYSTERY OCCUPANT OF THIS MAGIC CHEST FREEZER?!
Cliff Morgan vs. Eviie
– Cliff Morgan faced off against a game Eviie in this back and forth contest, with Eviie ultimately capturing a victory through use of the ropes. Upon the end of this match, Cliff pleaded with the referee while Eviie left… more coming from this one in the future? Clearly, Cliff wasn’t done.[/i]
WINNER: Eviie.[/size]
Bruce MacLeod vs. Azi
– Bruce MacLeod took on the debuting Azi, who immediately began taking it to him early in the match. MacLeod would eventually brawl his way back against her retaking control. Things were looking up when a masked man leaped up onto the apron and distracted MacLeod, leading to Azi catching him with her finisher and getting the pinfall.[/i]
WINNER: Azi[/size]
Faith McKinsey was here on collection plate duty, wandering through the audience collecting money. Though she was done up in gloves and face masks because she is a treasure and doesn’t wanna die. The cameras eventually pan from her back to our main event of the evening.
Billy Jack Cipes: “The following is for the CCW Combat Crown Championship!!”[/size]
Daddy and Dan Fogelman both at ringside, ready to get to calling the nonstop action of Christ Centered Combat.
Hercule Giles vs. Magnus
CCW Combat Crown Championship.[/size]
– The Combat Crown Championship was on the line as Hercule Giles took on Magnus. Both men had a hard-fought contest with neither giving the other an edge. They were toe to toe, neck and neck, with neither one seemingly coming out ahead. After this back and forth contest with several near falls, Magnus shockingly pulled out the victory after several Saudi Arabians invaded the ringside area and beheaded ring announcer Billy Cipes. Magnus would roll Hercule Giles up for the victory.[/i]
WINNER: Magnus.[/size]
Several Saudi Arabian assailants surrounded the ring, dragging Hercule Giles out of the ring. It seemed after his issues in Saudi Arabia, they were her for vengeance. Meanwhile, in the ring, Magnus celebrated with his championship gold.
Hercule Giles: “Don’t let them take me back!”[/size]
Hercule struggled as the Saudi Arabians attempted to take him back, Billy Cipes’ head laying at ringside as Hercule was pulled out of the building never to be seen again or until this stops being funny.
Daddy: “There you have it, sweet babies, Magnus is your first ever CCW Combat Crown Championship and… wait a minute, the lights are out!”[/size]
The lights flicker off.
Dan Fogelman: “We forgot to pay the power bill.”[/size]
But it wasn’t that, the bills were paid in full… the titantron flickered on video of… was that?!
Daddy: “IT’S FARM FRESH BEEF. MOO AND CORN WITH THEIR BISEXUAL FATHER BULL BRADLEY.”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “HE’S SO BISEXUAL AND WE’RE OKAY WITH IT.”[/size]
Farm Fresh Beef stood there, glaring down at the ring as the crowd began to cheer. “MOO, MOO, MOO, MOO, MOO, MOO!” The southern wrestling superstar clearly in his own element.
Moo Bradley: “Next time on Christ-Centered Combat, it’s all about Corn.”[/size]
Corn Bradley: “Me?”[/size]
Bull Bradley: “Shut the fuck up, Corn.”[/size]
He slapped Corn in the face, and Corn whimpered and was quiet.
Moo Bradley: “CCW is coming to Corn Bradley’s house… and Christ-Centered Combat will take place in MY cornfield. You will defend your championship… in the first-ever Cornfield Match, Magnus.”[/size]
Corn Bradley: “And we are going to send you… TO THE CORNFIELD!”[/size]
“CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN!” The crowd cheered, either hungry or excited at the announcement.
Daddy: “The Cornfield?! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN BABY!”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “Find out next time, on Christ-Centered Combat!”[/size]
Magnus shrugged as he held up his championship, while Corn, Moo and Bull flexed and looked intimidating.
COMING SOON
Daddy: “What a show we have for you tonight, babies. We got all these sweet boys and girls out here givin’ you they all, if you know what I am saying.”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “That’s right, I hope this will be a very educational experience for everyone about the type of combat that can be centered around him, our lord and savior.”[/size]
Daddy: “I don’t know about none of that gay shit, but, we about to see some motherfuckers bust some heads, son. That’s my shit.”
Dadcakes read through the list of things on tonight’s programming, excited about what was coming up. [/size]
Daddy: “In our main event, the CCW Combat Crown Championship will be decided as Hercule Giles takes on Magnus. Both of them have been CCW mainstays since early in our companies history, babies. And now, them bitches gonna fight, they’s gonna be blood, and everyone gonna be rock hard.”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “Rock hard indeed, Daddy. Speaking of rock hard, we have the debut of Hunter Kingman as she takes on one of the members of the Ashleys, in Ashley R, for reptile, an actual lizard man that Ashley LaShae decided was named Ashley.”[/size]
Daddy: “And, Eviie makes her CCW TV debut against Cliff Morgan, who has been itching to get that first big win here… can he do it?! Can my sweet boy get a victory?!”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “And from sweet boys, to a devil in the flesh as Azi debuts against Bruce MacLeod. We’ve heard a lot about Azi, but MacLeod has shown himself to be a sure and steady force.”[/size]
Daddy: “And Mariah Kennedy, that bitch wants to wrestle in her underwears. Get her butt all up on the mat and stuff. They’s germs down there, Fogelman.”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “That’s the kind of television you get here, Daddy. We aren’t afraid of any germans.”[/size]
Daddy: “Germs, Danny baby.”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “We ain’t afraid of them either, Daddy. Our lord and savior will protect us from the germans and the germs.”[/size]
He stopped to hold his arms up and pray for a while.
Daddy: “That’s the real shit right there, son. Now lets get right to it as the former Dynamite Larry of the Christ Stars in Larry Linnetty takes on Mariah Kennedy in her CCW debut!”
We go directly into entrances of the competitors of the following match.[/size]
Mariah Kennedy vs. Larry Linnetty
– In a short contest, Mariah Kennedy would overcome Larry who got in little offense, eventually dropping him with her finish for the win.[/i]
WINNER: Mariah Kennedy.[/size]
Will Lyons vs. Kip Classic vs. Graham Baker
– Will Lyons and Graham Baker had a hell of a back and forth in this one, with several traded near falls. But ultimately, when Will Lyons looked to be about to score a victory, Kip Classic who had been hiding on the outside for most of the match would toss Will out and steal the pin.[/i]
WINNER: Kip Classic.[/size]
We go straight to the backstage area where Dulce Desjardins is bouncing around the merch stand, her boyfriend in the background watching over her.
Dulce Desjardins: “Oh, you came to see me again, I’m glad. We’ve got a lot of stuff to show off today…”
She leaned down, then motioned with her finger for the camera to come closer and closer. The camera pushing up towards her cleavage. Then her man stepped up, stopping them from getting too close.[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “But not too close. Now, I’ve got a lot I want to show you all this time…”
She began changing into various t-shirts from the following affiliates of the company, and friends… the censor bar having a hard time keeping up, but nobody else had this issue.[/size]
Hunter Kingman vs. Ashley R. w/ Ashley LaShae and Ashley J.
– Hunter Kingman would make her wrestling debut here against one of the cult-like Ashleys in Ashley R., while their leader, Ashley LaShae watched on. After a hard-fought contest, Hunter would put Ashley R. down with the Hunter Killer… and oddly enough, at the end of the match, Ashley LaShae would clap in approval?![/i]
WINNER: Hunter Kingman.[/size]
On stage, a giant freezer is seen sitting at ringside. Could be nothing in it, could be something, could be an entire person in there. But there are several chains around it and a lock… WHO COULD BE THE MYSTERY OCCUPANT OF THIS MAGIC CHEST FREEZER?!
Cliff Morgan vs. Eviie
– Cliff Morgan faced off against a game Eviie in this back and forth contest, with Eviie ultimately capturing a victory through use of the ropes. Upon the end of this match, Cliff pleaded with the referee while Eviie left… more coming from this one in the future? Clearly, Cliff wasn’t done.[/i]
WINNER: Eviie.[/size]
Bruce MacLeod vs. Azi
– Bruce MacLeod took on the debuting Azi, who immediately began taking it to him early in the match. MacLeod would eventually brawl his way back against her retaking control. Things were looking up when a masked man leaped up onto the apron and distracted MacLeod, leading to Azi catching him with her finisher and getting the pinfall.[/i]
WINNER: Azi[/size]
Faith McKinsey was here on collection plate duty, wandering through the audience collecting money. Though she was done up in gloves and face masks because she is a treasure and doesn’t wanna die. The cameras eventually pan from her back to our main event of the evening.
Billy Jack Cipes: “The following is for the CCW Combat Crown Championship!!”[/size]
Daddy and Dan Fogelman both at ringside, ready to get to calling the nonstop action of Christ Centered Combat.
Hercule Giles vs. Magnus
CCW Combat Crown Championship.[/size]
– The Combat Crown Championship was on the line as Hercule Giles took on Magnus. Both men had a hard-fought contest with neither giving the other an edge. They were toe to toe, neck and neck, with neither one seemingly coming out ahead. After this back and forth contest with several near falls, Magnus shockingly pulled out the victory after several Saudi Arabians invaded the ringside area and beheaded ring announcer Billy Cipes. Magnus would roll Hercule Giles up for the victory.[/i]
WINNER: Magnus.[/size]
Several Saudi Arabian assailants surrounded the ring, dragging Hercule Giles out of the ring. It seemed after his issues in Saudi Arabia, they were her for vengeance. Meanwhile, in the ring, Magnus celebrated with his championship gold.
Hercule Giles: “Don’t let them take me back!”[/size]
Hercule struggled as the Saudi Arabians attempted to take him back, Billy Cipes’ head laying at ringside as Hercule was pulled out of the building never to be seen again or until this stops being funny.
Daddy: “There you have it, sweet babies, Magnus is your first ever CCW Combat Crown Championship and… wait a minute, the lights are out!”[/size]
The lights flicker off.
Dan Fogelman: “We forgot to pay the power bill.”[/size]
But it wasn’t that, the bills were paid in full… the titantron flickered on video of… was that?!
Daddy: “IT’S FARM FRESH BEEF. MOO AND CORN WITH THEIR BISEXUAL FATHER BULL BRADLEY.”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “HE’S SO BISEXUAL AND WE’RE OKAY WITH IT.”[/size]
Farm Fresh Beef stood there, glaring down at the ring as the crowd began to cheer. “MOO, MOO, MOO, MOO, MOO, MOO!” The southern wrestling superstar clearly in his own element.
Moo Bradley: “Next time on Christ-Centered Combat, it’s all about Corn.”[/size]
Corn Bradley: “Me?”[/size]
Bull Bradley: “Shut the fuck up, Corn.”[/size]
He slapped Corn in the face, and Corn whimpered and was quiet.
Moo Bradley: “CCW is coming to Corn Bradley’s house… and Christ-Centered Combat will take place in MY cornfield. You will defend your championship… in the first-ever Cornfield Match, Magnus.”[/size]
Corn Bradley: “And we are going to send you… TO THE CORNFIELD!”[/size]
“CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN!” The crowd cheered, either hungry or excited at the announcement.
Daddy: “The Cornfield?! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN BABY!”[/size]
Dan Fogelman: “Find out next time, on Christ-Centered Combat!”[/size]
Magnus shrugged as he held up his championship, while Corn, Moo and Bull flexed and looked intimidating.
COMING SOON
