Post by CCWrestling on May 23, 2021 20:26:28 GMT
We open right up with Chellsea, the lady in charge of CCW TV done up in a cowgirl hat, short shorts and a button-up shirt. Apparently she had used the barn theme of Spin the Wheel and Make Em Squeal to dress up as one does.
Chellsea: “Welcome to CCW TV everyone, I am the glorious Chellsea, you all know me. And tonight we have a show for you all! I personally would have picked a different theme but I look cute in this outfit so its whatevs.”[/size]
Chellsea would soon pull back the curtain and unveil a massive wheel, seemingly made out of wood, someone was good at carpentry for sure.
Chellsea: “This wheel has every match type you could want, and a few you don’t… and something called a ‘truck fight’ which… I don’t even know what that is nor do I want to… Kit, Sydney, ladies, spin the wheel for match one…”[/size]
Kit smiled, as did Sydney.
Kit: “My pleasure.”[/size]
Sydney Vahle: “No, my pleasure.”[/size]
Kit: “You got to commentate on Christ Centered Combat so I get to go first.”[/size]
Kit took the lead and gave the wheel a nice hard spin, backing off as she watched it flick through the options before ultimately settling on… musical chairs?
Chellsea: “Okay, weird, but… Brien Storm, Jason Van Owen, Cynthia and Heather Haze will compete in… musical chairs!”[/size]
Kit: “Weird.”[/size]
Chellsea: “Yep. Well lets go to it!”[/size]
We go immediately to the ring, where all four people look confused about this. Though Heather and Cynthia seem pretty game...
Brien Storm vs. Jason Van Owen vs. Cynthia vs. Heather Haze[/size][/i][/b]
Musical Chairs
Winner receives a shot at the Christcore Championship.
These four had a hell of a musical chairs back and forth, the likes of which wrestling had never seen. Cynthia would be eliminated first after Heather shoved her. Then, in the next go around, Heather would be eliminated as Cynthia attacked her… this left Van Owen and Storm, both of whom seemed none too enthused to have to go at it in this. But ultimately, Brien Storm would grab the final chair and win a shot at the Christcore Championship much to Van Owens chagrin.
WINNER: Brien Storm
Brien was enjoying a celebration of his victory when out of nowhere, the Christcore Champion, C.J. Sweet cracked him in the back of the head with a chair! The worst christmare or whatever he called himself was attacked by God’s Favorite Wrestler!
Lazlo Goodlove: “C.J. Sweet, the damn jezebel! She just took Storm out before he could even celebrate, what the hell?!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “The champion is doing what she needs to, asserting her dominance!”[/size]
After the attack, she stood over him, mocking as she held her championship up into the air proudly as we fade into the break.
Chris Constantine Jr. vs. An Opponent Chosen by Satan[/i][/b]
20 Minute Time Limit
This match featured a hooded person chosen by Satan to face off against Constantine. This was surprisingly back and forth, with this individual giving a clear, one on one, balls to the wall fight with Constantine. This tested both competitors and shocked the live crowd who had not expected such a competitive match from a supposed minion of Satan. After several traded falls, and near wins on behalf of this mystery, masked challenger, who as it went on had become clear to be a female of some description…[/size][/i]
Ultimately, Constantine would capture the victory after two finishing moves upon this individual, and he would hook their leg for a pinfall just before the time was going to run out!
WINNER: Chris Constantine Jr.[/size]
After the match, Chris Constantine Jr. stood over the person and began to unmask this individual… He yanked the hood off of their head, and revealed someone with long brown hair… They covered their face though, leading the crowd to chant “WHO ARE YOU”.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Who is it, Pax?!”
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Nate Paxton: “Not sure yet but….”[/size]
The lights went black in the barn, and then came back on and we see the person in the center of the ring had seemingly vanished. But now it was official, Constantine would face the Devil, or whomever was acting as him at Wrestling With Christ 4.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “Satan, or whoever you’re supposed to be, I know you’re still here… I’m going to find you, and whoever that was, too…”
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Constantine angrily drops the microphone and exits the ring as we fade into the break.
Rimadonna vs. Neve Marx[/size][/i][/b]
Singles Match
Rimadonna would make her in ring debut versus Neve Marx here, but seemed not too eager to step in the ring, taking her time to taunt and tease the audience who ate up her schtick. Finally, Neve chased her and threw her into the ring, where the two of them began to brawl. The referee seemed to have trouble getting the two apart, but finally did, and started the match while Astraea wandered to ringside. Clearly reluctant as she had been seemingly trying to do the right thing.[/i]
Neve was outwrestling the more flashy style of Rimadonna for a bit, only for Rima to back into a corner and cover up. Astraea climbed up onto the apron, trying to talk sense into both of her friends seemingly, leading to an enraged Neve punching Astraea off the apron! Out of nowhere, Rima rolls Neve up and hooks the tights for the pinfall!
WINNER: Rimadonna.[/size]
Neve was in shock, she’d just been rolled up! She started to raise up when Rimadonna attacks her from behind and starts stomping down at her… then Astraea steps into the ring and starts to shove Rima off of her.
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s it, Astraea clearly is doing the right thing and stopping her friend from assaulting her other friend… maybe Neve can forgive her.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Wait a minute!”[/size]
Out of nowhere, Astraea nearly takes Neve’s head clean off with a running boot! The crowd reacts in shock, the farm folk surrounding the ring in the audience booing as Astraea pulls Rima in for a hug.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Rimadonna has gotten through to Astraea and pushed her back to the darkside, I can’t believe this!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Astraea is doing what Astraea needs to do to get herself over, Lazlo. This is a business.”[/size]
Astraea lifts Neve off the mat and hits a Straeabomb, much to the amusement of Rimadonna… the two then leave the ring, taunting the crowd as they head towards the top of the stage… only for Neve to manage to get a mic…
Neve Marx: “You… bitches… I’m going to get you… at Wrestling With Christ 4… I’ll find a partner, I want both of you!”[/size]
Rima seemed amused as Astraea glared down at the ring, then Rima took a microphone.
Rimadonna: “We accept.”
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She said as she took Astraea’s hand and the two went into the back, leaving a fuming Neve Marx on the mat.
After things were cleared up from the previous match, Faith McKinsey was in the ring and she had gotten ahold of a microphone.
Faith McKinsey: “On the last CCW TV, I was attacked by someone… this bitch has been making all kinds of shots at me and, I knew she was trash but I didn’t know how far she would go… so Tinsley, I know you’re watching…”[/size]
Faith paused and glared at the camera.
Faith McKinsey: “I’ve been training to wrestle, so, I challenge you at Wrestling With Christ 4… I’m going to bust your head, bitch, in a bra and panties match!”[/size]
The men in the crowd seemed to love this, but the women were giving some mean looks and shit. Soon, Tinsley Marshalls theme hit as she wandered out onto the ramp.
Tinsley Marshall: “Typical of a crackwhore to want that kind of match.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Love me some crackwhores, Paxton.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Not as much as me, Laz.”[/size]
Tinsley glared at her hatefully….
Tinsley Marshall: “I’ll see you at the pay per view.”[/size]
She uttered as she dropped her microphone and left as Faith taunted her, yelling some statements she shouldn’t be yelling out on a religious show.
CCW Golden Ticket Championship
Rika © vs. Rivers w/ Belle Valentine[/i]
Pao Chan is in a shark cage.
Rika was distracted for much of this, something about Pao Chan having a fear of heights. Rivers would take advantage of this fear, attacking her early on as she glanced up at the shark cage hanging above the ring. These two had a back and forth contest but the distraction of Pao Chan being caged above the ring was too much, and coupled with a distraction from Belle Valentine… the self proclaimed Golden Ticket would hit his finisher and pin her, regaining his championship from Rika.
WINNER: Rivers.[/size]
Rivers was celebrating, when the crowd began to go wild… a large gentleman climbed into the ring behind him, and he looked angry.
Lazlo Goodlove: “I thought a cow had just broken into the ring but it’s so much worse!”
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Nate Paxton: “Redd Thunder is here! We knew he was coming to CCW!”[/size]
Rivers turned around only for Thunder to bowl through him as Belle got the hell out of dodge! Thunder would drop Rivers with his finish, surprising him, and even going for the pin as the 24/7 rule was in effect! 1… 2… 3!
Saylor Stanhouse: “Your winner and new CCW Golden Ticket Champion… REDD THUNDER!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Rivers cannot catch a break, but who can possibly dethrone Thunder now!?”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “That’s one hell of a tall order for sure and Belle Valentine is irate on the outside…[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wait a minute, we have some breaking news in the back, let’s see what’s going on.”[/size]
The devil had arrived to the show and was wandering by where a farm girl attire clad Dulce Desjardins was filming vignettes. He stopped and was seemingly chatting with her…
The Devil: “Yeah, you make deals, I make deals, we’re both devils in our own way.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Oh drop the act, we all know who you are.”
She smiled at him as he peered from beneath his hood. Before he could say anything, he heard someone come in behind him. He spoke, his voice muffled.[/size]
The Devil: “Hold on, someone’s here… we’ll catch up later.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Oh I know.”[/size]
Dulce wandered off to go hang out with her protector/lover while the Devil turned to look and see none other than Maxx Bennett.
Maxx Bennett: “Listen, I don’t want to go to Heaven so can we fix that shit or something?”[/size]
The Devil: “Okay fine you’re not going to Heaven.”[/size]
Maxx Bennett: “Wait, is it just that easy? Thank you Devil Daddy!”[/size]
The Devil: “No problem, anything for one of my daughters.”[/size]
He said as he pushed past her, getting free of her hug. She looked for a second, studying on it.
Maxx Bennett: “Daughter? He must mean a daughter of Satan or something. I should have asked for a match on the pay per view, shit.”[/size]
Maxx went off, excited about not going to Heaven, but now she had other things to attend to, like getting that match she wanted.
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Devil has arrived to CCW and he’s… weird.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Super weird.”
Chris Constantine burst in, looking around, but the devil was long gone. He then looked to Maxx.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “Did you see the devil?”[/size]
Maxx Bennett: “Yes and he’s awesome.”[/size]
She went on her merry way, leaving an angry Constantine continuing his search for his nemesis.
Angel McMaster w/ Mitch McMaster vs. Santana Johnson[/i][/b]
Submission Match
The wheel had chosen a submission match for this one, and Santana was immediately taken off guard. He can’t use a knife in a submission match? What the hell? Immediately, Angel was on the attack and the two started exchanging blows. Santana had hit several white women in the past and he was punching Angel now, but Angel was giving it right back. The back and forth continued on with Angel being taken to the mat several times, but the pedigree that came with her being a legacy in this business lead to her getting right back up and taking the very game Santana Johnson down. Johnson never seemed to know what to do once she was on the mat, not being trained in submission wrestling, but he was bullheaded and kept at it. The end of this match saw Mitch McMaster leap up on the apron to distract him. This allowed Angel to slip behind him and catch him in a sleeper, her lanky form wrapping around him as she brought him to the mat, hooking her legs around him. Santana wouldn’t tap, but instead, was put to sleep by the hold.
WINNER: Angel McMaster[/size]
After the match, Angel and Mitch retreated up the ramp, but somehow, Santana had gotten his hands on a live microphone.
SANTANA JOHNSON: “BITCH MCMASTER I SEE YOU. HELPIN YOU FINE ASS DAUGHTER OUT AND SHIT GET BACK HERE AND IM GONNA CUT YOU BITCH.”[/size]
Angel tried to stop Mitch, but he grabbed a microphone.
Mitch McMaster: “You’re gonna cut me? ME?! I’m Mitch god damn McMaster. Often imitated, never duplicated, baby! You’re lucky you can breathe the same air as me and my baby girl.”[/size]
Angel McMaster: “He’s right you know.”[/size]
Mitch said as he glared down at the ring.
Mitch McMaster: “And if you think I’m going to get in the ring with you? They paid my appearance fee, they didn’t pay for Main Event Mitch McMaster to step into that ring and school you. So I’m going to have to say… not right now.”[/size]
Mitch mockingly waved as he and Angel retreated back up the ramp, leaving a fuming Santana lying in the middle of the ring.
Jack Danielson w/ Andrew Wilkow vs. Johnny Lee w/ Jeff Bogard[/i]
Hardcore
Brew Collar and the Double Dragons had been in a back and forth feud from their very start in the company, but the inaugural CCW Tag Champions were here and they were ready for a fight. Andrew Wilkow would attack Bogard on the outside early on, putting him through a table and leaving him having to be stretchered out. This threw Johnny Lee for a loop as he had to fight Danielson on his lonesome. The combined worry of Wilkow at ringside and Danielson’s offense was too much, and Lee would lose via pinfall after several hope spots and attempts at a comeback.
WINNER: Jack Danielson[/size]
Siberia Zombie was seen backstage amongst her horde, watching the show via a monitor. She was clearly looking for a challenger but none had found her… then, she saw several cats appear, and so did Allister Meowly…
Siberia Zombie: “You will do.”[/size]
Allister turned and glanced to her…
Allister Meowly: “Meow?”[/size]
And we fade to black… soon we would get an answer. Who would win? Zombies or cats? (Zombie cats are not currently on the table).
Muddober McCoy vs. Chang Dong Geun[/i][/b]
Falls Count Anywhere
This one never even made it to the ring, but Chang and Muddober ended up fighting in the back and around the venue. Chang was tested heavily against Muddober, who would gain a near fall on him at several points and even hit his finish on Chang at one point in the match. But the finish of this contest came to pass when Chang gorilla presses Muddober over his head and then drops him through a table from the top of the Christtron. Muddober was pinned soon after, but he still showed signs of life because Jesus was on his side… ultimately though, Chang would win and win the right to make a stipulation for his match against Jesus.
WINNER: Chang Dong Geun[/size]
Before Chang could even get up, Jesus appeared behind him in a brilliant flash of light and catch Chang with a F5 Rainmaker like Ricky Stanton uses because bending reality!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Jesus just warped space and time to make that move possible, oh my god!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “He nearly beheaded Chang!”[/size]
Chang laid there, Jesus crouching over him before raising his arms, while several other onlookers raised their arms to praise Jesus as well… What would Chang choose for their stipulation at Wrestling With Christ 4?! WHO KNOWS?! A swarm of locusts began to engulf Chang as we fade to the break.
Tedmund Montgomery vs. Deirdre Evans[/i][/b]
Barnyard Brawl
Tedmund was taken off guard with the stipulation of a Barnyard Brawl, which apparently just meant they had to fight on the premises of the barnyard setting for the show, and anything goes. Tedmund was contesting this ruling when out of nowhere Deirdre spears him through the wall of a barn and goes for the pin for a near fall! Tedmund had all the wind knocked out of him but he was trying hard to recover. Montgomery recovered and began rapidly beating Deirdre upside the head with a rake. [/size][/i]
Deirdre would attempt to spear through him again, launching herself through the side of a barn once more. Deirdre missed him completely though, leading Tedmund to somehow power her into a massive german suplex for a near fall! Deirdre recovered and began to drug him towards the stable where several horses were located, only for Tedmund to quickly grab an old horse shoe and warp her upside the head with it! As she stumbled, he grabbed a shovel off the ground and gave her a nice swift bonk! He’d had enough of this shit!
He hooked her leg again, but the resilient Deirdre kicked out! He had an idea, he saw a horse in the barn and he quickly put it together. He entered the barn and began to try to let the horse loose, only to see graffiti… swear words, and the text ‘Sorry Censor Daddy!’ Tedmund was outraged, and this was the distraction Deirdre needed to catch him with her finishing maneuver and… a upset victory as she got the three count!
WINNER: Deirdre Evans[/size]
We come right back from that surprise victory from Deirdre Evans and Chellsea is in the ring with a microphone. She clearly has something to say and we get right to it.
Chellsea: “Ladies and gentlemen, last show, we announced the Gift of God match at Wrestling With Christ 4. The winner will get a briefcase which will grant them a shot at any CCW Championship they choose…”[/size]
. . .
Chellsea: “We have decided upon the people involved… It will be the previously announced Angel McMaster, Santana Johnson, Maxx Bennett, Deirdre Evans, Hercule Giles, Lisa Seldon, Jason Van Owen and Violet Fontenot in the Gift of God match! Thank you all, we’ll see you at Wrestling With Christ 4!”[/size]
Chellsea finished her landmark announcement and left the ring as the crowd took in what the boss lady had said…
Non-Title
Winter Drell vs. Lisa Seldon[/i][/b]
Special Referee is the Devil.
Winter Drell was pretty proud of herself after the graffiti mishap, and whomever this devil person was as the referee? They seemed cool, so she was pretty confident. But Lisa Seldon was in the Hellcat Spangled Death Squad, not to be confused with the Death Squid, an entirely different group, and she knew she was about to be challenged. Both of them seemed to be trying to make clear with officials that this was meant to be a pure wrestling match and not some sort of sham… outside of the referee, it seemed to be normal, weird.[/size][/i]
Reluctantly, they started to do their wrestling and stuff, locking up with Winter Drell taking the lead early on, until her cockiness lead to her missing a short arm clothesline, which Lisa quickly capitalized on with an arm bar! The devil was right in place for this, refereeing well as one would expect the devil to do, though he kept asking if either of them wanted to make a deal which may have been a bit disconcerting. The back and forth tug a war of pure wrestling WRESTLING WRESTLING PEOPLE FLOPPING AGAINST EACHOTHER HITTING MOVES THAT WOULD MAKE BARRY CUM continued on.
This wonderful exhibition came to a close when Tedmund Montgomery and the Crusade came to ringside, the Devil allowing it because he too likes to mess with people. This distraction led to Winter being blindsided by Lisa, who nailed her with her finish and managed to score a win over the champion much to Tedmunds delight!
WINNER: Lisa Seldon[/size]
The Crusade and Tedmund began to attack Winter Drell, making an example out of her, but she was fighting them off. The Devil watched on as Chris Constantine Jr. chased the woman he had beaten earlier to the ring and…
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wait a minute, that outfit… that’s who Constantine beat earlier and its…”
Nate Paxton: “Cecily Golding? Cecily Golding is in league with the devil?”[/size]
Constantine hit the ring, confused, looking between them both.
Lazlo Goodlove: “It has to be, Genie Carlson is pregnant so it can’t be her.”[/size]
We could see Constantine Jr. mouthing the words ‘Who are you, really?’ confused, thinking he had been after the Devil this whole time… images of Wrestling With Christ 1, where the Man in Black had met with Marty… the full figure of the man shown now, the blurred face… it was a man with blonde hair. Other clips such as a man being hit by a car several times, then immediately getting up and appearing in the very next segment, face obscured...
Clips came in, such as at the end of Greatest Wrestling With Christ.
Marty Kovacs: “Don’t you get it? It’s all his vanity show! He’s been in charge this whole time!”[/size]
Voices echoing out through the building, when out of nowhere, ‘the Devil’ drops Chris Constantine Jr. with the Face Off in the center of the ring!
The Devil: “You’re not facing the Devil at Wrestling With Christ 4, you’re facing ME.”[/size]
He ripped his mask off and it was none other than Brennan Devlin, he had been the devil this entire time! WHAT A TWIST.
Lazlo Goodlove: ”THAT GOD DAMN BRENNAN DEVLIN! He’s been the one messing with Chris Constantine this entire time!”[/size]
Devlin grabbed Cecily and hugged her, then they rose their arms up into the air as they stood over a fallen Chris Constantine and we fade to black.
COMING SOON:
Chellsea: “Welcome to CCW TV everyone, I am the glorious Chellsea, you all know me. And tonight we have a show for you all! I personally would have picked a different theme but I look cute in this outfit so its whatevs.”[/size]
Chellsea would soon pull back the curtain and unveil a massive wheel, seemingly made out of wood, someone was good at carpentry for sure.
Chellsea: “This wheel has every match type you could want, and a few you don’t… and something called a ‘truck fight’ which… I don’t even know what that is nor do I want to… Kit, Sydney, ladies, spin the wheel for match one…”[/size]
Kit smiled, as did Sydney.
Kit: “My pleasure.”[/size]
Sydney Vahle: “No, my pleasure.”[/size]
Kit: “You got to commentate on Christ Centered Combat so I get to go first.”[/size]
Kit took the lead and gave the wheel a nice hard spin, backing off as she watched it flick through the options before ultimately settling on… musical chairs?
Chellsea: “Okay, weird, but… Brien Storm, Jason Van Owen, Cynthia and Heather Haze will compete in… musical chairs!”[/size]
Kit: “Weird.”[/size]
Chellsea: “Yep. Well lets go to it!”[/size]
We go immediately to the ring, where all four people look confused about this. Though Heather and Cynthia seem pretty game...
Brien Storm vs. Jason Van Owen vs. Cynthia vs. Heather Haze[/size][/i][/b]
Musical Chairs
Winner receives a shot at the Christcore Championship.
These four had a hell of a musical chairs back and forth, the likes of which wrestling had never seen. Cynthia would be eliminated first after Heather shoved her. Then, in the next go around, Heather would be eliminated as Cynthia attacked her… this left Van Owen and Storm, both of whom seemed none too enthused to have to go at it in this. But ultimately, Brien Storm would grab the final chair and win a shot at the Christcore Championship much to Van Owens chagrin.
WINNER: Brien Storm
Brien was enjoying a celebration of his victory when out of nowhere, the Christcore Champion, C.J. Sweet cracked him in the back of the head with a chair! The worst christmare or whatever he called himself was attacked by God’s Favorite Wrestler!
Lazlo Goodlove: “C.J. Sweet, the damn jezebel! She just took Storm out before he could even celebrate, what the hell?!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “The champion is doing what she needs to, asserting her dominance!”[/size]
After the attack, she stood over him, mocking as she held her championship up into the air proudly as we fade into the break.
Chris Constantine Jr. vs. An Opponent Chosen by Satan[/i][/b]
20 Minute Time Limit
This match featured a hooded person chosen by Satan to face off against Constantine. This was surprisingly back and forth, with this individual giving a clear, one on one, balls to the wall fight with Constantine. This tested both competitors and shocked the live crowd who had not expected such a competitive match from a supposed minion of Satan. After several traded falls, and near wins on behalf of this mystery, masked challenger, who as it went on had become clear to be a female of some description…[/size][/i]
Ultimately, Constantine would capture the victory after two finishing moves upon this individual, and he would hook their leg for a pinfall just before the time was going to run out!
WINNER: Chris Constantine Jr.[/size]
After the match, Chris Constantine Jr. stood over the person and began to unmask this individual… He yanked the hood off of their head, and revealed someone with long brown hair… They covered their face though, leading the crowd to chant “WHO ARE YOU”.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Who is it, Pax?!”
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Nate Paxton: “Not sure yet but….”[/size]
The lights went black in the barn, and then came back on and we see the person in the center of the ring had seemingly vanished. But now it was official, Constantine would face the Devil, or whomever was acting as him at Wrestling With Christ 4.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “Satan, or whoever you’re supposed to be, I know you’re still here… I’m going to find you, and whoever that was, too…”
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Constantine angrily drops the microphone and exits the ring as we fade into the break.
Rimadonna vs. Neve Marx[/size][/i][/b]
Singles Match
Rimadonna would make her in ring debut versus Neve Marx here, but seemed not too eager to step in the ring, taking her time to taunt and tease the audience who ate up her schtick. Finally, Neve chased her and threw her into the ring, where the two of them began to brawl. The referee seemed to have trouble getting the two apart, but finally did, and started the match while Astraea wandered to ringside. Clearly reluctant as she had been seemingly trying to do the right thing.[/i]
Neve was outwrestling the more flashy style of Rimadonna for a bit, only for Rima to back into a corner and cover up. Astraea climbed up onto the apron, trying to talk sense into both of her friends seemingly, leading to an enraged Neve punching Astraea off the apron! Out of nowhere, Rima rolls Neve up and hooks the tights for the pinfall!
WINNER: Rimadonna.[/size]
Neve was in shock, she’d just been rolled up! She started to raise up when Rimadonna attacks her from behind and starts stomping down at her… then Astraea steps into the ring and starts to shove Rima off of her.
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s it, Astraea clearly is doing the right thing and stopping her friend from assaulting her other friend… maybe Neve can forgive her.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Wait a minute!”[/size]
Out of nowhere, Astraea nearly takes Neve’s head clean off with a running boot! The crowd reacts in shock, the farm folk surrounding the ring in the audience booing as Astraea pulls Rima in for a hug.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Rimadonna has gotten through to Astraea and pushed her back to the darkside, I can’t believe this!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Astraea is doing what Astraea needs to do to get herself over, Lazlo. This is a business.”[/size]
Astraea lifts Neve off the mat and hits a Straeabomb, much to the amusement of Rimadonna… the two then leave the ring, taunting the crowd as they head towards the top of the stage… only for Neve to manage to get a mic…
Neve Marx: “You… bitches… I’m going to get you… at Wrestling With Christ 4… I’ll find a partner, I want both of you!”[/size]
Rima seemed amused as Astraea glared down at the ring, then Rima took a microphone.
Rimadonna: “We accept.”
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She said as she took Astraea’s hand and the two went into the back, leaving a fuming Neve Marx on the mat.
After things were cleared up from the previous match, Faith McKinsey was in the ring and she had gotten ahold of a microphone.
Faith McKinsey: “On the last CCW TV, I was attacked by someone… this bitch has been making all kinds of shots at me and, I knew she was trash but I didn’t know how far she would go… so Tinsley, I know you’re watching…”[/size]
Faith paused and glared at the camera.
Faith McKinsey: “I’ve been training to wrestle, so, I challenge you at Wrestling With Christ 4… I’m going to bust your head, bitch, in a bra and panties match!”[/size]
The men in the crowd seemed to love this, but the women were giving some mean looks and shit. Soon, Tinsley Marshalls theme hit as she wandered out onto the ramp.
Tinsley Marshall: “Typical of a crackwhore to want that kind of match.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Love me some crackwhores, Paxton.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Not as much as me, Laz.”[/size]
Tinsley glared at her hatefully….
Tinsley Marshall: “I’ll see you at the pay per view.”[/size]
She uttered as she dropped her microphone and left as Faith taunted her, yelling some statements she shouldn’t be yelling out on a religious show.
CCW Golden Ticket Championship
Rika © vs. Rivers w/ Belle Valentine[/i]
Pao Chan is in a shark cage.
Rika was distracted for much of this, something about Pao Chan having a fear of heights. Rivers would take advantage of this fear, attacking her early on as she glanced up at the shark cage hanging above the ring. These two had a back and forth contest but the distraction of Pao Chan being caged above the ring was too much, and coupled with a distraction from Belle Valentine… the self proclaimed Golden Ticket would hit his finisher and pin her, regaining his championship from Rika.
WINNER: Rivers.[/size]
Rivers was celebrating, when the crowd began to go wild… a large gentleman climbed into the ring behind him, and he looked angry.
Lazlo Goodlove: “I thought a cow had just broken into the ring but it’s so much worse!”
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Nate Paxton: “Redd Thunder is here! We knew he was coming to CCW!”[/size]
Rivers turned around only for Thunder to bowl through him as Belle got the hell out of dodge! Thunder would drop Rivers with his finish, surprising him, and even going for the pin as the 24/7 rule was in effect! 1… 2… 3!
Saylor Stanhouse: “Your winner and new CCW Golden Ticket Champion… REDD THUNDER!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Rivers cannot catch a break, but who can possibly dethrone Thunder now!?”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “That’s one hell of a tall order for sure and Belle Valentine is irate on the outside…[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wait a minute, we have some breaking news in the back, let’s see what’s going on.”[/size]
The devil had arrived to the show and was wandering by where a farm girl attire clad Dulce Desjardins was filming vignettes. He stopped and was seemingly chatting with her…
The Devil: “Yeah, you make deals, I make deals, we’re both devils in our own way.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Oh drop the act, we all know who you are.”
She smiled at him as he peered from beneath his hood. Before he could say anything, he heard someone come in behind him. He spoke, his voice muffled.[/size]
The Devil: “Hold on, someone’s here… we’ll catch up later.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Oh I know.”[/size]
Dulce wandered off to go hang out with her protector/lover while the Devil turned to look and see none other than Maxx Bennett.
Maxx Bennett: “Listen, I don’t want to go to Heaven so can we fix that shit or something?”[/size]
The Devil: “Okay fine you’re not going to Heaven.”[/size]
Maxx Bennett: “Wait, is it just that easy? Thank you Devil Daddy!”[/size]
The Devil: “No problem, anything for one of my daughters.”[/size]
He said as he pushed past her, getting free of her hug. She looked for a second, studying on it.
Maxx Bennett: “Daughter? He must mean a daughter of Satan or something. I should have asked for a match on the pay per view, shit.”[/size]
Maxx went off, excited about not going to Heaven, but now she had other things to attend to, like getting that match she wanted.
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Devil has arrived to CCW and he’s… weird.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Super weird.”
Chris Constantine burst in, looking around, but the devil was long gone. He then looked to Maxx.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “Did you see the devil?”[/size]
Maxx Bennett: “Yes and he’s awesome.”[/size]
She went on her merry way, leaving an angry Constantine continuing his search for his nemesis.
Angel McMaster w/ Mitch McMaster vs. Santana Johnson[/i][/b]
Submission Match
The wheel had chosen a submission match for this one, and Santana was immediately taken off guard. He can’t use a knife in a submission match? What the hell? Immediately, Angel was on the attack and the two started exchanging blows. Santana had hit several white women in the past and he was punching Angel now, but Angel was giving it right back. The back and forth continued on with Angel being taken to the mat several times, but the pedigree that came with her being a legacy in this business lead to her getting right back up and taking the very game Santana Johnson down. Johnson never seemed to know what to do once she was on the mat, not being trained in submission wrestling, but he was bullheaded and kept at it. The end of this match saw Mitch McMaster leap up on the apron to distract him. This allowed Angel to slip behind him and catch him in a sleeper, her lanky form wrapping around him as she brought him to the mat, hooking her legs around him. Santana wouldn’t tap, but instead, was put to sleep by the hold.
WINNER: Angel McMaster[/size]
After the match, Angel and Mitch retreated up the ramp, but somehow, Santana had gotten his hands on a live microphone.
SANTANA JOHNSON: “BITCH MCMASTER I SEE YOU. HELPIN YOU FINE ASS DAUGHTER OUT AND SHIT GET BACK HERE AND IM GONNA CUT YOU BITCH.”[/size]
Angel tried to stop Mitch, but he grabbed a microphone.
Mitch McMaster: “You’re gonna cut me? ME?! I’m Mitch god damn McMaster. Often imitated, never duplicated, baby! You’re lucky you can breathe the same air as me and my baby girl.”[/size]
Angel McMaster: “He’s right you know.”[/size]
Mitch said as he glared down at the ring.
Mitch McMaster: “And if you think I’m going to get in the ring with you? They paid my appearance fee, they didn’t pay for Main Event Mitch McMaster to step into that ring and school you. So I’m going to have to say… not right now.”[/size]
Mitch mockingly waved as he and Angel retreated back up the ramp, leaving a fuming Santana lying in the middle of the ring.
Jack Danielson w/ Andrew Wilkow vs. Johnny Lee w/ Jeff Bogard[/i]
Hardcore
Brew Collar and the Double Dragons had been in a back and forth feud from their very start in the company, but the inaugural CCW Tag Champions were here and they were ready for a fight. Andrew Wilkow would attack Bogard on the outside early on, putting him through a table and leaving him having to be stretchered out. This threw Johnny Lee for a loop as he had to fight Danielson on his lonesome. The combined worry of Wilkow at ringside and Danielson’s offense was too much, and Lee would lose via pinfall after several hope spots and attempts at a comeback.
WINNER: Jack Danielson[/size]
Siberia Zombie was seen backstage amongst her horde, watching the show via a monitor. She was clearly looking for a challenger but none had found her… then, she saw several cats appear, and so did Allister Meowly…
Siberia Zombie: “You will do.”[/size]
Allister turned and glanced to her…
Allister Meowly: “Meow?”[/size]
And we fade to black… soon we would get an answer. Who would win? Zombies or cats? (Zombie cats are not currently on the table).
Muddober McCoy vs. Chang Dong Geun[/i][/b]
Falls Count Anywhere
This one never even made it to the ring, but Chang and Muddober ended up fighting in the back and around the venue. Chang was tested heavily against Muddober, who would gain a near fall on him at several points and even hit his finish on Chang at one point in the match. But the finish of this contest came to pass when Chang gorilla presses Muddober over his head and then drops him through a table from the top of the Christtron. Muddober was pinned soon after, but he still showed signs of life because Jesus was on his side… ultimately though, Chang would win and win the right to make a stipulation for his match against Jesus.
WINNER: Chang Dong Geun[/size]
Before Chang could even get up, Jesus appeared behind him in a brilliant flash of light and catch Chang with a F5 Rainmaker like Ricky Stanton uses because bending reality!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Jesus just warped space and time to make that move possible, oh my god!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “He nearly beheaded Chang!”[/size]
Chang laid there, Jesus crouching over him before raising his arms, while several other onlookers raised their arms to praise Jesus as well… What would Chang choose for their stipulation at Wrestling With Christ 4?! WHO KNOWS?! A swarm of locusts began to engulf Chang as we fade to the break.
Tedmund Montgomery vs. Deirdre Evans[/i][/b]
Barnyard Brawl
Tedmund was taken off guard with the stipulation of a Barnyard Brawl, which apparently just meant they had to fight on the premises of the barnyard setting for the show, and anything goes. Tedmund was contesting this ruling when out of nowhere Deirdre spears him through the wall of a barn and goes for the pin for a near fall! Tedmund had all the wind knocked out of him but he was trying hard to recover. Montgomery recovered and began rapidly beating Deirdre upside the head with a rake. [/size][/i]
Deirdre would attempt to spear through him again, launching herself through the side of a barn once more. Deirdre missed him completely though, leading Tedmund to somehow power her into a massive german suplex for a near fall! Deirdre recovered and began to drug him towards the stable where several horses were located, only for Tedmund to quickly grab an old horse shoe and warp her upside the head with it! As she stumbled, he grabbed a shovel off the ground and gave her a nice swift bonk! He’d had enough of this shit!
He hooked her leg again, but the resilient Deirdre kicked out! He had an idea, he saw a horse in the barn and he quickly put it together. He entered the barn and began to try to let the horse loose, only to see graffiti… swear words, and the text ‘Sorry Censor Daddy!’ Tedmund was outraged, and this was the distraction Deirdre needed to catch him with her finishing maneuver and… a upset victory as she got the three count!
WINNER: Deirdre Evans[/size]
We come right back from that surprise victory from Deirdre Evans and Chellsea is in the ring with a microphone. She clearly has something to say and we get right to it.
Chellsea: “Ladies and gentlemen, last show, we announced the Gift of God match at Wrestling With Christ 4. The winner will get a briefcase which will grant them a shot at any CCW Championship they choose…”[/size]
. . .
Chellsea: “We have decided upon the people involved… It will be the previously announced Angel McMaster, Santana Johnson, Maxx Bennett, Deirdre Evans, Hercule Giles, Lisa Seldon, Jason Van Owen and Violet Fontenot in the Gift of God match! Thank you all, we’ll see you at Wrestling With Christ 4!”[/size]
Chellsea finished her landmark announcement and left the ring as the crowd took in what the boss lady had said…
Non-Title
Winter Drell vs. Lisa Seldon[/i][/b]
Special Referee is the Devil.
Winter Drell was pretty proud of herself after the graffiti mishap, and whomever this devil person was as the referee? They seemed cool, so she was pretty confident. But Lisa Seldon was in the Hellcat Spangled Death Squad, not to be confused with the Death Squid, an entirely different group, and she knew she was about to be challenged. Both of them seemed to be trying to make clear with officials that this was meant to be a pure wrestling match and not some sort of sham… outside of the referee, it seemed to be normal, weird.[/size][/i]
Reluctantly, they started to do their wrestling and stuff, locking up with Winter Drell taking the lead early on, until her cockiness lead to her missing a short arm clothesline, which Lisa quickly capitalized on with an arm bar! The devil was right in place for this, refereeing well as one would expect the devil to do, though he kept asking if either of them wanted to make a deal which may have been a bit disconcerting. The back and forth tug a war of pure wrestling WRESTLING WRESTLING PEOPLE FLOPPING AGAINST EACHOTHER HITTING MOVES THAT WOULD MAKE BARRY CUM continued on.
This wonderful exhibition came to a close when Tedmund Montgomery and the Crusade came to ringside, the Devil allowing it because he too likes to mess with people. This distraction led to Winter being blindsided by Lisa, who nailed her with her finish and managed to score a win over the champion much to Tedmunds delight!
WINNER: Lisa Seldon[/size]
The Crusade and Tedmund began to attack Winter Drell, making an example out of her, but she was fighting them off. The Devil watched on as Chris Constantine Jr. chased the woman he had beaten earlier to the ring and…
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wait a minute, that outfit… that’s who Constantine beat earlier and its…”
Nate Paxton: “Cecily Golding? Cecily Golding is in league with the devil?”[/size]
Constantine hit the ring, confused, looking between them both.
Lazlo Goodlove: “It has to be, Genie Carlson is pregnant so it can’t be her.”[/size]
We could see Constantine Jr. mouthing the words ‘Who are you, really?’ confused, thinking he had been after the Devil this whole time… images of Wrestling With Christ 1, where the Man in Black had met with Marty… the full figure of the man shown now, the blurred face… it was a man with blonde hair. Other clips such as a man being hit by a car several times, then immediately getting up and appearing in the very next segment, face obscured...
Clips came in, such as at the end of Greatest Wrestling With Christ.
Marty Kovacs: “Don’t you get it? It’s all his vanity show! He’s been in charge this whole time!”[/size]
Voices echoing out through the building, when out of nowhere, ‘the Devil’ drops Chris Constantine Jr. with the Face Off in the center of the ring!
The Devil: “You’re not facing the Devil at Wrestling With Christ 4, you’re facing ME.”[/size]
He ripped his mask off and it was none other than Brennan Devlin, he had been the devil this entire time! WHAT A TWIST.
Lazlo Goodlove: ”THAT GOD DAMN BRENNAN DEVLIN! He’s been the one messing with Chris Constantine this entire time!”[/size]
Devlin grabbed Cecily and hugged her, then they rose their arms up into the air as they stood over a fallen Chris Constantine and we fade to black.
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