Post by CCWrestling on May 23, 2021 20:25:03 GMT
CCW TV #2 “Church House Massacre”
May 9th, 2020.
We pick up immediately at the end of CCW TV #1, with Santana Johnson having somehow escaped his predicament of the zombie apocalypse. Siberia Zombie had her hordes chasing him, Jason Van Owen was being prayed for so he was fine.
Santana Johnson: “LISA SELDON, YOU KILLED ME, LISA SELDON!”
Santana yelled out as he ran off…
Several days pass and Santana was for some reason still running from the zombie horde through the Southern United States. Santana found his way to a graveyard and he had seen enough zombie movies to know this was bad.
Santana Johnson: “Nuh uh, fuck that.”
He said before hearing a groan behind him and sighing… He ran through the graveyard, pushing past it to the church just on the otherside. The lights were on, something was clearly going on there but what? Eventually, he pushed through the doors and… it was a giant CCW show, what luck!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Welcome to CCW TV Episode 2, Santana, I’m Lazlo Goodlove and…”
Santana Johnson: “They’s Zombies out there, Lazlo Goodman, shut the hell up!”
Santana was barring several doors while we go back to Lazlo who was joined by none other than Nate Paxton.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Santana Johnson, a man who has witnessed unbridled horror, will walk into our main event tonight looking to transform the Saudi Arabia Championship into the Television Championship. But not only does he have to deal with Siberia Zombie, but the man who took the Saudi Arabia Championship at the Greatest Wrestling With Christ, Anwar bin Talal.”
Nate Paxton: “Not only that but the future of the Tag Team Championships will be decided… and Tedmund Montgomery’s war to cleanse CCW will be underway as the makeshift team of Deirdre Evans and Winter Drell takes on the Crusade. Also, CJ Sweet celebrates her retaining the gold last show, an apology from Astraea to Neve Marx, and more, tonight! So let’s get right to the action!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s right, no cars or twitter bans insight as Devlin and Golding take on the New Policy!”
We immediately fade into the next match while Santana attempts to block the doors.
Team Hatface (Devlin/Golding) vs. The New Policy (Zedd Lorde/Patroller 1/Patroller 2)[/i][/b]
– Cecily Golding and Brennan Devlin would attack the New Policy from behind during their entrance, dragging them to the ring and beating them down. Golding would rip the mask from Lordes face and taunt with it like it was a trophy, before continuing to beat the team down. Devlin forced the timekeeper to ring the bell, and they quickly finished off a bloody Zedd Lorde with the Hat Trick.
WINNER: Team Hatface.
C.J. Sweet makes her entrance to much fanfare, there’s a throne in the ring and a table featuring the God’s Favorite Wrestler trophy she had won, and of course the Christcore belt on her shoulder. Once to the ring, she soaked it in as the fans booed the former popular babyface.
C.J. Sweet: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to celebrate one person tonight. One person in which CCW could not thrive without, God’s Favorite Wrestler… that’s right, we’re talking about meeeeeee.”
She proudly held up the CCW Christcore Championship, taunting the crowd with it as she stood in the center of the ring.
C.J. Sweet: “Since I’ve come here, I did everything I said I was going to do. I’ve beaten every challenge in front of me and now, I stand here as Christcore Champion. Angel can’t come for it anymore, she’s not allowed and that’s just so funny.”
She had a good laugh at Angel’s expense, the crowd groaning.
C.J. Sweet: “But I’m smart enough to know the next challenge is coming, and I will beat you too, because me as Christcore Champion? That is just the sweetest thing imaginable.”
Get it? Sweet?
C.J. Sweet: “But for now, we’ll celebrate me, and my accomplishments. Because I truly deserve it...”
Before she could continue on, the Christtron began to flash and on it, was none other than the lady in charge of CCWTV, Chellsea!
Chellsea: “C.J. sweetie, sorry to interrupt the festivities. Really I am, but, I have an announcement to make.”
C.J. Sweet: “This is the part where you announce my next victim, right?”
CJ said in a bored tone.
Chellsea: “Something like that… at CCWTV #3, we will find the number one contender for your Championship. But I’ll have more about that when the card releases.”
C.J. Sweet: “Bring it, I’m always ready.”
So it was clear she wouldn’t have to deal with this until later… for now, for now she decided to continue her celebration.
C.J. Sweet: “Now if that’ll be all… let’s celebrate!”
The fans booed loudly as balloons fell, and pyrotechnics went off on stage. C.J. posing with her championship like a model as we fade into the break.
The camera cuts to a nearby church. Pointed directly at the podium where a grinning Brien Storm is stood in a dressed shirt chest exposed with some slacks and rose tinted sunglasses. Cut to the pews which all filled to the brim with hicks and inbreds and everything in between. Back to Brien as a choir began to quietly sing Brainstorm. As soon as the choir spoke his name, he spoke in his deep and smooth Sheffield accent.
Brien Storm: "Brothers and Sisters, I have gathered you all here today to tell you a story. You see when I first heard of the CCW running shows, I laughed it off. Even thought it was foolish. I've never been much of a religious man. Until I had an epiphany. One fateful night in Sheffield four summers ago before I was a pro wrestler a man greeted me at my doorstep. A man in white whom I have never met. He had this glow to him as well. He told me with just hint of your folk's fine southern draw that he knew the destiny that I'd eventually realize. He said "Brien Storm a day will come soon when you and your holy power will shepherd your flock out of an infinite valley of darkness. Your righteousness and iron will will be invaluable to you in your holy quest."
At this point Brien's words feel hypnotic in rhythm, seeping into the ear of the fine folks he's addressing. He has them all as his marionettes, tugging them in the direction he wants them to be led.
Brien Storm: "The man in white detailed to me that soon a Wrestling promotion will rise and soon I will need to keep them and their fans on the good lord's holy path. The man in white told me that the lord has personally made sure that one of the finest men he ever created in his image was to be the one insured with this epic quest. Of course I am that person folks, but I can't do it without you. The man in white left me with one thing. He looked me right in me eyes and said if you do not have your flock by your side in your final battle if you cannot do everything in your power to bring these people together you will fail. So here we are at the genesis of CCW and I'm asking y'all to join me on my journey. I'm asking you to help me help you better yourself for the upcoming conflict."
Brien scans his eyes looking at the fantastic job he's done workin everyone up. Everyone in attendance cheer so loud you can barely hear yourself think and they stare at Brien in the Jesus Christ pose arms held out like he's been carrying a load.
Brien Storm: "I ask you brothers and sisters, who's with me?"
Cut to black.
Rika vs. Cynthia vs. Brien Storm vs. Heather Haze[/i][/b]
– This one had game competitors around the board with everyone wanting to impress in this low card match. Cynthia and Heather Haze ended up fighting it out after Heather took target at the woman over social media earlier in the week, while Storm and Rika did battle in ring. Cynthia and Haze ended up brawling on the outside, their disdain for each other clear and overwhelming. Back in the ring, Rika and Storm would have quite a back and forth tussle, with Rika ultimately gaining the advantage with her finishing move and then rolling him up… Haze would break it up only for Cynthia to leap in soon after and their scrap to continue. Haze hit her finishing move on Cynthia, and go for a pin, only for Rika to hop in, toss her to the outside and steal the pin over Cynthia soon after. Haze was none too happy about this, and Cynthia looked quite peeved at Haze, who had been a thorn in her side throughout this match as it came to a close with Brien Storm outside of the ring, regrouping, his journey far from done.
WINNER: Rika.
We go straight to the back where the Children of the Moon, Bex Thoreau and Julie Miri are seen getting ready for their match tonight… Only for them to be confronted by Astrid Weston and Corrie Tomsen, the Killer Baes.
Astrid Weston: “Corrie, Corrie, look at this, some ugly bitches in their natural habitat.”
Corrie Tomsen: “Hi ugly bitches, hiiiiii!”
They mockingly waved at them, only for Julie and Bex to look around.
Julie Miri: “Is there a mirror here somewhere?”
Bex Thoreau: “Can’t be talking about us.”
The Children of the Moon said confidently, but the Killer Baes were not impressed.
Corrie Tomsen: “Hahaha, funny but no, we definitely mean you.”
Astrid Weston: “Corrie’s right, she’s always right.”
Corrie Tomsen: “No you’re always right!”
Astrid Weston: “No you are!”
The weird back and forth of the Killer Baes seemed to not impress the COTM at all.
Julie Miri: “Uh, hi, we’re still here.”
Bex Thoreau: “So maybe go be weird somewhere else? I don’t know.”
...
Astrid Weston: “You know, that one guy said a thing and he was lying. Neither of you are the hot one.”
Corrie Tomsen: “She’s right you know.”
Astrid Weston: “Byeee.”
They walked off together happily, meanwhile Bex and Julie had a surprised look on their faces at the rudeness.
Julie Miri and Bex Thoreau: “What the fuck we’re both the hot one!”
Would the COTM truly be the hot ones at the end of the night?!
Violet Fontenot vs. Maxx Bennett[/i][/b]
– This match started off well for Maxx, who was laying it into Violet Fontenot. Violet, of course, being a clown laughed a lot of it off and wanted more. But, late in the match when Violet was on the ropes, Maxx started to be raptured. As she lifted into the air, she began spouting off nasty shit she had done including something about poop and a chest. Eventually, she said enough things that she lowered back to the ring, but, Violet would catch her with a finishing move and get the pinfall.
WINNER: Violet Fontenot
Backstage, Faith was seen laying on the ground, her collection plate on the floor, money everywhere. Several faith healers checking on her as Tinsley Marshall was seen grinning nearby, laughing at her expense.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Why would Tinsley attack Faith?”
Nate Paxton: “Not sure, but they have had exchanges on social media, and we know Tinsley had signed with the company…”
Lazlo Goodlove: “We’ll get you updates on Faith’s status as we have it, but right now CCW staff has to get Tinsley out of there.”
We fade out with Tinsley yelling something about how it’s only going to get worse from here.
Allister Meowly © vs. Rivers (w/ Belle Valentine)
[/i]CCW Golden Ticket Championship.
– This match saw Rivers dominate for quite some time using his skilled wrestling acumen. But, Allister would throw cat litter in his face from her pocket to throw him off. From there, Allister would take control. This continued until late in the match when Belle Valentine called attention to herself, she had a cat! And she was holding it over a bucket of water! Allister pleaded with her to reconsider, and it was during this distraction that Rivers would roll her up and hook the tights to gain the victory.
WINNER: Rivers.
In the ring, we open back up sometime later to see the tandem of Chellsea and her husband, the wise but often mute Daequan. The satanic element of the crowd hated her, but the Christ loving part of it enjoyed her, so it was quite a mixed response.
Chellsea: “Ladies and gentlemen, I…”
Before she could say anything else, Angel McMasters music began to blare and out she came, followed along by her father, Mitch. The McMasters wandered to the ring, eventually making their way in, and Mitch couldn’t quite keep his eye off Chellsea, much to the chagrin of Daequan.
Angel McMaster: “Let's just cut right to the chase, I can’t go for the Christcore Championship any longer… but we both know what I want.”
Mitch McMaster: “And we McMasters are stallions, though I am a stallion for penile reasons, we get what we deserve and you know what my sweet baby girl deserves...”
Chellsea: “Excuse me?! Deserves? You earn what you get here in CCW. But - weirdly enough, you caught me at a good time, because I had an announcement… at Wrestling With Christ 4, we will have the first ever ‘Gift of God’ Match. Several wrestlers enter, one walks out with the Gift of God briefcase granting them a shot at any CCW Championship whenever they so desire it…”
A big match announced for the pay per view supercard mega event, the crowd going wild, but Mitch had ideas.
Mitch McMaster: “I will do anything to get her in this match, Chellsea.”
Mitch began to unzip, as Daequan was about to slug him, Chellsea looked in disgust.
Chellsea: “I will put her in as our first entrant, just to get you to stop doing whatever you’re doing… The other participants? They’ll be announced… at CCWTV 3.”
Chellsea left, Daequan still glaring at Mitch who was checking out Chellsea’s rear as she left. Angel seemingly happy with the result of her requests...
Winter Drell and Deirdre Evans vs. The Crusade[/i][/b]
– Winter Drell and Deirdre Evans came in like a wrecking ball, so to speak during this contest. Tedmund watched on from ringside as the powerful Evans worked over the Crusade. But, the Crusade had a secret power, and that power was tag team wrestling and you guessed it, rules. They followed the rules, whereas Drell and Evans flubbed a few times, even at one point not holding onto the tag rope when necessary and more.
This caused complications and distractions, and even some infighting began to rear its head as Drell and Evans exchanged tags at inopportune times. Tedmund would yell strategy to the Crusade during this match as well, which did not help Drell and Evans affairs. Ultimately after a miscommunication on a tag, leading to Deirdre being driven into Drell and knocking her off the apron, the Crusade would get the victory via their finishing maneuver… leaving Deirdre and Drell staring one another down unhappily.
WINNER: The Crusade.
We’re back with Chris Constantine Jr. waiting in the center of the ring, microphone in hand, clearly annoyed after being attacked on CCW TV #1.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “Let’s get right to it, the devil, person claiming to be the devil, whoever you are, get out here, right now and let’s sign the contract to make this official…”
Constantine waited for a few moments, the crowd giving him mixed responses as the lights went red and on stage, a black cloaked figure emerged. This individual held a microphone in hand…
The Devil: “Chris Constantine Jr. I’m not going to join you in the ring tonight, I’m /not/ going to sign the contract. Who says you deserve a match with me? You had your chance to gain my help, but Winter took it.”
The person spoke through a voice changer, leaving it a mystery to who was under the cloak.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “I never needed your help, when I have his help.”
Clearly trying to get over with the religious audience...
The Devil: “Yes, yes, you’re going to play to these idiots. I get it… You want a match with me? Then let’s make a deal...”
Chris Constantine Jr.: “A deal?”
The Devil: “Beat one of my followers at the next show, and you can face me at Wrestling With Christ 4… but you have to get through them.”
Chris didn’t even have to think for very long.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “That’s it? You’ve got it!”
Constantine took no thought and answered, but before he could, another black clad person attacked him from behind! They beat Constantine down, but the crowd went into an uproar when he fought out of it! Constantine was going blow for blow with this person, then clotheslined them out of the ring!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Look! Constantine just fought off one of the Devil’s lackeys and now they’re retreating up the stage!”
Nate Paxton: “But did you hear that? At Episode 3, we will see Chris Constantine Jr. versus this follower of the Devil, and if he wins, he gets to go one on one with this person!”
Constantine yelled up at the two of them, then pointed at the Wrestling With Christ Satanic Service sign at the top of the arena.
FEATURED CONTEST:
Willie Pete vs. Jacob Kuntz[/i][/b]
Piss to a Shitfight Match
– This match began not in a bathroom, but in a rural hollow near a creek, where several people piped their refuse in. This was the location they were meant to meet, and this confused Willie but he had seen weirder in wrestling. Once there, he waded into the shitty waters of the shitty shit. Something was bubbling in the poop just outside of Willie’s sight… synth music blaring as if this were a John Carpenter film.
Lazlo Goodlove: “It seems this isn’t happening in a bathroom as we thought, Paxton… but where is Jacob Kuntz?”
Nate Paxton: “Wait a minute…”
As Willie was confused, the bubbling poo water seemed to be moving around behind him.
Willie Pete: “Do I just win? He isn’t here?”
Out of nowhere like the ending of Friday the 13th, Jacob Kuntz leaped from the poo water and drug Willie into it, pulling him beneath the surprisingly deep poo water. Willie was drowning under there, Jacob holding him under looking like something more poop than man… Then, the water stopped moving and…. Nothing…. Were they gone?
WINNER: ?!?!??!
We go through the entrance of Astraea, who now stands in the ring and his a microphone in hand.
Astraea: “Neve, I know you know what this is about. Please, come out here and we’ll settle this.”
The entrance of Neve came soon after, with her joining Astraea in the ring, though clearly watching over her own shoulder just to be safe.
Neve Marx: “There’s not much to apologize for, you abandoned me, you let those hoes double team me and..”
Astraea: “I shouldn’t have done that, I had your back after our first match, when they were teaming up on you, I saved you. But I took my eye off the ball one time, I was overwhelmed by my friend being there and I forgot you know, you, my other friend. I apologize.”
Silence as Neve contemplated a seemingly heartfelt response.
Neve Marx: “I appreciate you actually saying it but I...”
Before Neve could get another word in, Rimadonna would strike her in the back of the head with a chair as Astraea seemed shocked.
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s that damn Rimadonna!”
Nate Paxton: “Astraea fighting the chair away from her here and the two are having some words, Rima seems pretty proud of herself…”
Rima left the ring as Astraea held the chair, looking at it for a moment and then to Neve. Then she tossed it aside and went to check on Neve who pushed her away. Neve retrieved her microphone…
Neve Marx: “At episode 3, you and me, bitch…”
Neve said as she held her head, glaring up at Rima, and Rima soon retrieved a microphone, a smile on her lips.
Rimadonna: “I accept.”
She said simply, dropping the microphone, while Astraea looked conflicted between two sides and we fade into the break.
Brew Collar vs. Children of the Moon vs. The Killer Baes[/i][/b]
Winner Receives a CCW Tag Team Championship Match at Wrestling With Christ 4.
– This contest saw three very game tag teams going at it, with Children of the Moon taking Wilkow and Danielson out early while they were entering. The Killer Baes were none too happy to deal with the COTM, with both teams having it out, lots of girly screeching and fighting in the center of the ring with neither gaining an advantage at first. Though, a turning point came with the COTM nearly gaining the fall on Astrid at one point in the match only for Corrie to pull her to safety.
Brew Collar were back in after having been attacked by the COTM, while the Baes regrouped outside. This would lead to Danielson and Wilkow squaring off against the COTM who did their best to get out of dodge for some of the offense being mounted upon them. Danielson would score a near fall on Thoreau at one point in the match, but Thoreau quickly tagged out and allowed Julie to make her own attempt. After some swift offense and a thumb to the eye, Julie had Danielson on the ropes…
Things were looking to be going the way of the Children of the Moon, only for nearby, Astrid Weston would yank Thoreau off the apron while Corrie climbed onto it and sprayed some sort of hair spray towards both Danielson and Miri. Danielson managed to cover up and shove Julie into the oncoming hairspray, knocking Corrie off the apron… being a veteran, he called for Wilkow and they capitalized on this with their finishing move for the pinfall.
WINNER: Brew Collar
Backstage, Rivers was trying to navigate his way out of the building alongside Belle Valentine. The Golden Ticket was looking to try to escape with the Golden Ticket Championship, something he had failed to do on the previous show.
Rivers: “Someone is right behind me, aren’t they?”
Belle started to go on the offensive only for her to be knocked down and Rivers turned right into a lead pipe!
Rika: “Get her, Pao Chan!”
Rika threw Pao Chan on Belle but it did nothing while she leaped atop Rivers and went for the pinfall… 1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “The new Golden Ticket Champion is… Rika!”
Rika grabbed Pao Chan and ran off, while Belle and Rivers both looked annoyed that they could never quite escape with the gold...
Anwar bin Talal © vs. Santana Johnson vs. Siberia Zombie[/i][/b]
CCW Saudi Arabia Championship.
An Actual Lumberjack Match
If Anwar loses the championship becomes the CCW Television Championship.
– Anwar bin Talal looked to defend the Saudi Arabia Championship, but Santana Johnson was clearly more worried about zombies so he immediately bounced from the ring upon Siberia’s entry only to be chased by lumberjacks carrying big ass axes. The bell would ring as Siberia and Anwar went at it, rekindling their battles from The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, and no restarts to this one as their last encounter. Early in this match, Siberia Zombie and Anwar did most of the back and forth as whenever Siberia went for Santana he would duck out of the ring and yell something about not dealing with no ‘undead sons of bitches’.
Eventually, Anwar and Siberia’s battle took a turn with Anwar taking control, overpowering Siberia. As he was beating her down, he achieved a near fall and that was too close for Santana who overcame his fear of zombies (deciding he was more afraid of angry white men with axes) and attacked. He threw Anwar out of the ring and went for a pin, only for Siberia to kick out. So, he stomped the shit out of her for a while, he threw her out of the ring soon after only for someone to drive an ax into her chest and… SIBERIA NO SELLS IT AND SAYS SHES HAD WORSE! NOW SIBERIA ENTERS THE RING AND CHASES AFTER SANTANA!
Santana is screaming about what the hell kind of voodoo shit this is, Anwar has one of those ‘why am I here’ looks, and everything is breaking down! Santana trips and causes Siberia to trip and lose her ax, meanwhile, Anwar leaps in and takes Siberia by the hair, setting up his finisher… SANTANA HAS THE AXE! He narrowly misses Anwar’s head only for Anwar to throw him out of the ring where several lumberjacks begin to chop at him with an ax he might be dead! Anwar looks on in horror, forgetting the stipulation for a moment allowing Siberia to hit her finisher on him out of nowhere! 1… 2… 3!
WINNER: Siberia Zombie.
After the match, several zombies burst through the doors and began to murder the audience and people within the building. Everyone cleared out of there, running like hell, Santana woke up in the midst of this after the match…
Santana Johnson: “God damnit… I STILL BLAME YOU LISA SELDON.”
He yelled out as we fade out while a zombie horde surrounded the ring, clearly celebrating Siberia Zombie as the new CCW Television Champion.
In the year 2030, Christ Centered Wrestling was the biggest thing going, and everything had changed for Willie Pete after the Piss to a Shitfight Match. He had somehow won, he had survived. At Wrestling With Christ 47: The Robot War, Pete would win his fourth CCW Heavyweight Championship from then-champion, one of Jakes dumb characters.
Willie Pete: “Everything is going well for me, Marty, I can’t believe you booked me in a poop match on May 9th, 2020 in West Virginia.”
Cheap pop, apparently.
Marty Kovacs: “Oh it’s all poop, Willie.”
Willie Pete: “What?”
Marty looked around confused.
Marty Kovacs: “I said it’s all okay, Willie. But, you were mentioning dreams?”
Willie Pete: “I keep dreaming of a man made of poop, I thought it was Ricky Stanton, but now I’m not so sure.”
Marty Kovacs: “Huh, weird… well congratulations champ on a successful reign and…”
All of a sudden everything went black, a voice yelling wake up. Willie was either tripping out or losing it. He saw the devil, who for some reason had on Essence merch.
The Devil: “Wake up, Willie.”
Willie Pete: “...”
Dick Guy: “You never left the shit.”
Jacob Kuntz vs. Willie Pete Continued.[/i]
Piss to a Shitfight Match
– Suddenly, Willie was awake, drowning in the river of shit which somehow Jacob Kuntz was just fine with! He struggled out of the poop and grabbed a black snake, then began whipping Kuntz upside the head with it!
Lazlo Goodlove: “That was weird, must have hit a time warp, but we’re back! Ignore that whole zombie mishap a while ago, we escaped and are calling this whole thing from an undisclosed location… a lot of weird stuff going on lately, huh?”
Nate Paxton: “Seems to happen a lot.”
Willie was whipping Kuntz with his snake like they were just playing around in the locker room, then he wrapped the snake around Kuntz’s throat and began to choke him with it!
Nate Paxton: “Kuntz struggling to hold on…”
Suddenly, Kuntz used his own personal jar of piss from his jacket pocket, throwing it in the face of Willie! Willie hit the water holding his eyes, only for Kuntz to go for the kill with… an old stereo?! Clearly, these people threw their garbage in here too.
Lazlo Goodlove: “It’s anyone’s ball game!”
He was beating Kuntz down with the stereo, only to drive him into the ground with his finishing move on the creek bank… Willie would immediately go for the pin… 1… 2… 3!
Nate Paxton: “Willie wins but… does anyone really win?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “No one.”
Willie threw Kuntz into the poop water, and Kuntz disappeared seemingly, as Willie just looked on in confusion. He had changed a lot since this match, even having woken up in an alternate future…
WINNER: Willie Pete?
Chang Dong Geun: “What in hell was that?”
Chang ate popcorn while watching, clearly confused by what he had witnessed. Then behind him, Jesus Christ appeared.
Chang Dong Geun: “I knew you come you dumb fuck. What you want you here to fight?”
Chang said as he stood up, big ole dong hanging down as Jesus had caught him enjoying naked television time.
Jesus Christ: “No Chang, we’ll save that for Wrestling With Christ 4. I have a proposition for you though.”
Chang Dong Geun: “No sex I am in love with Minn Paik.”
He pulled up his pants, adjusting his hog.
Jesus Christ: “No… at CCW TV episode 3, you face my hand picked opponent for you and you can pick the stipulation for our match at Wrestling With Christ 4.”
Chang Dong Geun: “Ahh… you intrigue me Jesus… I accept your challenge and I will kill this person swiftly because he clearly big bitch if he not in service of young god.”
Jesus smirked...
Jesus Christ: “We will see about that…”
Jesus faded away, leaving Chang glaring ahead as we fade out into the CCW logo. Who would Chang be facing in his CCW debut?! We should find out soon!
NEXT EPISODE:
CCW TV #3 “Spin the Wheel and Make Em Squeal”
Chang makes his CCW TV in ring debut, Chris Constantine faces off against one of the devils minions, the Gift of God match participants are announced, CJ Sweet’s opponent for Wrestling With Christ 4 will be confirmed, and Corn.
May 9th, 2020.
We pick up immediately at the end of CCW TV #1, with Santana Johnson having somehow escaped his predicament of the zombie apocalypse. Siberia Zombie had her hordes chasing him, Jason Van Owen was being prayed for so he was fine.
Santana Johnson: “LISA SELDON, YOU KILLED ME, LISA SELDON!”
Santana yelled out as he ran off…
Several days pass and Santana was for some reason still running from the zombie horde through the Southern United States. Santana found his way to a graveyard and he had seen enough zombie movies to know this was bad.
Santana Johnson: “Nuh uh, fuck that.”
He said before hearing a groan behind him and sighing… He ran through the graveyard, pushing past it to the church just on the otherside. The lights were on, something was clearly going on there but what? Eventually, he pushed through the doors and… it was a giant CCW show, what luck!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Welcome to CCW TV Episode 2, Santana, I’m Lazlo Goodlove and…”
Santana Johnson: “They’s Zombies out there, Lazlo Goodman, shut the hell up!”
Santana was barring several doors while we go back to Lazlo who was joined by none other than Nate Paxton.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Santana Johnson, a man who has witnessed unbridled horror, will walk into our main event tonight looking to transform the Saudi Arabia Championship into the Television Championship. But not only does he have to deal with Siberia Zombie, but the man who took the Saudi Arabia Championship at the Greatest Wrestling With Christ, Anwar bin Talal.”
Nate Paxton: “Not only that but the future of the Tag Team Championships will be decided… and Tedmund Montgomery’s war to cleanse CCW will be underway as the makeshift team of Deirdre Evans and Winter Drell takes on the Crusade. Also, CJ Sweet celebrates her retaining the gold last show, an apology from Astraea to Neve Marx, and more, tonight! So let’s get right to the action!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s right, no cars or twitter bans insight as Devlin and Golding take on the New Policy!”
We immediately fade into the next match while Santana attempts to block the doors.
Team Hatface (Devlin/Golding) vs. The New Policy (Zedd Lorde/Patroller 1/Patroller 2)[/i][/b]
– Cecily Golding and Brennan Devlin would attack the New Policy from behind during their entrance, dragging them to the ring and beating them down. Golding would rip the mask from Lordes face and taunt with it like it was a trophy, before continuing to beat the team down. Devlin forced the timekeeper to ring the bell, and they quickly finished off a bloody Zedd Lorde with the Hat Trick.
WINNER: Team Hatface.
C.J. Sweet makes her entrance to much fanfare, there’s a throne in the ring and a table featuring the God’s Favorite Wrestler trophy she had won, and of course the Christcore belt on her shoulder. Once to the ring, she soaked it in as the fans booed the former popular babyface.
C.J. Sweet: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to celebrate one person tonight. One person in which CCW could not thrive without, God’s Favorite Wrestler… that’s right, we’re talking about meeeeeee.”
She proudly held up the CCW Christcore Championship, taunting the crowd with it as she stood in the center of the ring.
C.J. Sweet: “Since I’ve come here, I did everything I said I was going to do. I’ve beaten every challenge in front of me and now, I stand here as Christcore Champion. Angel can’t come for it anymore, she’s not allowed and that’s just so funny.”
She had a good laugh at Angel’s expense, the crowd groaning.
C.J. Sweet: “But I’m smart enough to know the next challenge is coming, and I will beat you too, because me as Christcore Champion? That is just the sweetest thing imaginable.”
Get it? Sweet?
C.J. Sweet: “But for now, we’ll celebrate me, and my accomplishments. Because I truly deserve it...”
Before she could continue on, the Christtron began to flash and on it, was none other than the lady in charge of CCWTV, Chellsea!
Chellsea: “C.J. sweetie, sorry to interrupt the festivities. Really I am, but, I have an announcement to make.”
C.J. Sweet: “This is the part where you announce my next victim, right?”
CJ said in a bored tone.
Chellsea: “Something like that… at CCWTV #3, we will find the number one contender for your Championship. But I’ll have more about that when the card releases.”
C.J. Sweet: “Bring it, I’m always ready.”
So it was clear she wouldn’t have to deal with this until later… for now, for now she decided to continue her celebration.
C.J. Sweet: “Now if that’ll be all… let’s celebrate!”
The fans booed loudly as balloons fell, and pyrotechnics went off on stage. C.J. posing with her championship like a model as we fade into the break.
The camera cuts to a nearby church. Pointed directly at the podium where a grinning Brien Storm is stood in a dressed shirt chest exposed with some slacks and rose tinted sunglasses. Cut to the pews which all filled to the brim with hicks and inbreds and everything in between. Back to Brien as a choir began to quietly sing Brainstorm. As soon as the choir spoke his name, he spoke in his deep and smooth Sheffield accent.
Brien Storm: "Brothers and Sisters, I have gathered you all here today to tell you a story. You see when I first heard of the CCW running shows, I laughed it off. Even thought it was foolish. I've never been much of a religious man. Until I had an epiphany. One fateful night in Sheffield four summers ago before I was a pro wrestler a man greeted me at my doorstep. A man in white whom I have never met. He had this glow to him as well. He told me with just hint of your folk's fine southern draw that he knew the destiny that I'd eventually realize. He said "Brien Storm a day will come soon when you and your holy power will shepherd your flock out of an infinite valley of darkness. Your righteousness and iron will will be invaluable to you in your holy quest."
At this point Brien's words feel hypnotic in rhythm, seeping into the ear of the fine folks he's addressing. He has them all as his marionettes, tugging them in the direction he wants them to be led.
Brien Storm: "The man in white detailed to me that soon a Wrestling promotion will rise and soon I will need to keep them and their fans on the good lord's holy path. The man in white told me that the lord has personally made sure that one of the finest men he ever created in his image was to be the one insured with this epic quest. Of course I am that person folks, but I can't do it without you. The man in white left me with one thing. He looked me right in me eyes and said if you do not have your flock by your side in your final battle if you cannot do everything in your power to bring these people together you will fail. So here we are at the genesis of CCW and I'm asking y'all to join me on my journey. I'm asking you to help me help you better yourself for the upcoming conflict."
Brien scans his eyes looking at the fantastic job he's done workin everyone up. Everyone in attendance cheer so loud you can barely hear yourself think and they stare at Brien in the Jesus Christ pose arms held out like he's been carrying a load.
Brien Storm: "I ask you brothers and sisters, who's with me?"
Cut to black.
Rika vs. Cynthia vs. Brien Storm vs. Heather Haze[/i][/b]
– This one had game competitors around the board with everyone wanting to impress in this low card match. Cynthia and Heather Haze ended up fighting it out after Heather took target at the woman over social media earlier in the week, while Storm and Rika did battle in ring. Cynthia and Haze ended up brawling on the outside, their disdain for each other clear and overwhelming. Back in the ring, Rika and Storm would have quite a back and forth tussle, with Rika ultimately gaining the advantage with her finishing move and then rolling him up… Haze would break it up only for Cynthia to leap in soon after and their scrap to continue. Haze hit her finishing move on Cynthia, and go for a pin, only for Rika to hop in, toss her to the outside and steal the pin over Cynthia soon after. Haze was none too happy about this, and Cynthia looked quite peeved at Haze, who had been a thorn in her side throughout this match as it came to a close with Brien Storm outside of the ring, regrouping, his journey far from done.
WINNER: Rika.
We go straight to the back where the Children of the Moon, Bex Thoreau and Julie Miri are seen getting ready for their match tonight… Only for them to be confronted by Astrid Weston and Corrie Tomsen, the Killer Baes.
Astrid Weston: “Corrie, Corrie, look at this, some ugly bitches in their natural habitat.”
Corrie Tomsen: “Hi ugly bitches, hiiiiii!”
They mockingly waved at them, only for Julie and Bex to look around.
Julie Miri: “Is there a mirror here somewhere?”
Bex Thoreau: “Can’t be talking about us.”
The Children of the Moon said confidently, but the Killer Baes were not impressed.
Corrie Tomsen: “Hahaha, funny but no, we definitely mean you.”
Astrid Weston: “Corrie’s right, she’s always right.”
Corrie Tomsen: “No you’re always right!”
Astrid Weston: “No you are!”
The weird back and forth of the Killer Baes seemed to not impress the COTM at all.
Julie Miri: “Uh, hi, we’re still here.”
Bex Thoreau: “So maybe go be weird somewhere else? I don’t know.”
...
Astrid Weston: “You know, that one guy said a thing and he was lying. Neither of you are the hot one.”
Corrie Tomsen: “She’s right you know.”
Astrid Weston: “Byeee.”
They walked off together happily, meanwhile Bex and Julie had a surprised look on their faces at the rudeness.
Julie Miri and Bex Thoreau: “What the fuck we’re both the hot one!”
Would the COTM truly be the hot ones at the end of the night?!
Violet Fontenot vs. Maxx Bennett[/i][/b]
– This match started off well for Maxx, who was laying it into Violet Fontenot. Violet, of course, being a clown laughed a lot of it off and wanted more. But, late in the match when Violet was on the ropes, Maxx started to be raptured. As she lifted into the air, she began spouting off nasty shit she had done including something about poop and a chest. Eventually, she said enough things that she lowered back to the ring, but, Violet would catch her with a finishing move and get the pinfall.
WINNER: Violet Fontenot
Backstage, Faith was seen laying on the ground, her collection plate on the floor, money everywhere. Several faith healers checking on her as Tinsley Marshall was seen grinning nearby, laughing at her expense.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Why would Tinsley attack Faith?”
Nate Paxton: “Not sure, but they have had exchanges on social media, and we know Tinsley had signed with the company…”
Lazlo Goodlove: “We’ll get you updates on Faith’s status as we have it, but right now CCW staff has to get Tinsley out of there.”
We fade out with Tinsley yelling something about how it’s only going to get worse from here.
Allister Meowly © vs. Rivers (w/ Belle Valentine)
[/i]CCW Golden Ticket Championship.
– This match saw Rivers dominate for quite some time using his skilled wrestling acumen. But, Allister would throw cat litter in his face from her pocket to throw him off. From there, Allister would take control. This continued until late in the match when Belle Valentine called attention to herself, she had a cat! And she was holding it over a bucket of water! Allister pleaded with her to reconsider, and it was during this distraction that Rivers would roll her up and hook the tights to gain the victory.
WINNER: Rivers.
In the ring, we open back up sometime later to see the tandem of Chellsea and her husband, the wise but often mute Daequan. The satanic element of the crowd hated her, but the Christ loving part of it enjoyed her, so it was quite a mixed response.
Chellsea: “Ladies and gentlemen, I…”
Before she could say anything else, Angel McMasters music began to blare and out she came, followed along by her father, Mitch. The McMasters wandered to the ring, eventually making their way in, and Mitch couldn’t quite keep his eye off Chellsea, much to the chagrin of Daequan.
Angel McMaster: “Let's just cut right to the chase, I can’t go for the Christcore Championship any longer… but we both know what I want.”
Mitch McMaster: “And we McMasters are stallions, though I am a stallion for penile reasons, we get what we deserve and you know what my sweet baby girl deserves...”
Chellsea: “Excuse me?! Deserves? You earn what you get here in CCW. But - weirdly enough, you caught me at a good time, because I had an announcement… at Wrestling With Christ 4, we will have the first ever ‘Gift of God’ Match. Several wrestlers enter, one walks out with the Gift of God briefcase granting them a shot at any CCW Championship whenever they so desire it…”
A big match announced for the pay per view supercard mega event, the crowd going wild, but Mitch had ideas.
Mitch McMaster: “I will do anything to get her in this match, Chellsea.”
Mitch began to unzip, as Daequan was about to slug him, Chellsea looked in disgust.
Chellsea: “I will put her in as our first entrant, just to get you to stop doing whatever you’re doing… The other participants? They’ll be announced… at CCWTV 3.”
Chellsea left, Daequan still glaring at Mitch who was checking out Chellsea’s rear as she left. Angel seemingly happy with the result of her requests...
Winter Drell and Deirdre Evans vs. The Crusade[/i][/b]
– Winter Drell and Deirdre Evans came in like a wrecking ball, so to speak during this contest. Tedmund watched on from ringside as the powerful Evans worked over the Crusade. But, the Crusade had a secret power, and that power was tag team wrestling and you guessed it, rules. They followed the rules, whereas Drell and Evans flubbed a few times, even at one point not holding onto the tag rope when necessary and more.
This caused complications and distractions, and even some infighting began to rear its head as Drell and Evans exchanged tags at inopportune times. Tedmund would yell strategy to the Crusade during this match as well, which did not help Drell and Evans affairs. Ultimately after a miscommunication on a tag, leading to Deirdre being driven into Drell and knocking her off the apron, the Crusade would get the victory via their finishing maneuver… leaving Deirdre and Drell staring one another down unhappily.
WINNER: The Crusade.
We’re back with Chris Constantine Jr. waiting in the center of the ring, microphone in hand, clearly annoyed after being attacked on CCW TV #1.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “Let’s get right to it, the devil, person claiming to be the devil, whoever you are, get out here, right now and let’s sign the contract to make this official…”
Constantine waited for a few moments, the crowd giving him mixed responses as the lights went red and on stage, a black cloaked figure emerged. This individual held a microphone in hand…
The Devil: “Chris Constantine Jr. I’m not going to join you in the ring tonight, I’m /not/ going to sign the contract. Who says you deserve a match with me? You had your chance to gain my help, but Winter took it.”
The person spoke through a voice changer, leaving it a mystery to who was under the cloak.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “I never needed your help, when I have his help.”
Clearly trying to get over with the religious audience...
The Devil: “Yes, yes, you’re going to play to these idiots. I get it… You want a match with me? Then let’s make a deal...”
Chris Constantine Jr.: “A deal?”
The Devil: “Beat one of my followers at the next show, and you can face me at Wrestling With Christ 4… but you have to get through them.”
Chris didn’t even have to think for very long.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “That’s it? You’ve got it!”
Constantine took no thought and answered, but before he could, another black clad person attacked him from behind! They beat Constantine down, but the crowd went into an uproar when he fought out of it! Constantine was going blow for blow with this person, then clotheslined them out of the ring!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Look! Constantine just fought off one of the Devil’s lackeys and now they’re retreating up the stage!”
Nate Paxton: “But did you hear that? At Episode 3, we will see Chris Constantine Jr. versus this follower of the Devil, and if he wins, he gets to go one on one with this person!”
Constantine yelled up at the two of them, then pointed at the Wrestling With Christ Satanic Service sign at the top of the arena.
FEATURED CONTEST:
Willie Pete vs. Jacob Kuntz[/i][/b]
Piss to a Shitfight Match
– This match began not in a bathroom, but in a rural hollow near a creek, where several people piped their refuse in. This was the location they were meant to meet, and this confused Willie but he had seen weirder in wrestling. Once there, he waded into the shitty waters of the shitty shit. Something was bubbling in the poop just outside of Willie’s sight… synth music blaring as if this were a John Carpenter film.
Lazlo Goodlove: “It seems this isn’t happening in a bathroom as we thought, Paxton… but where is Jacob Kuntz?”
Nate Paxton: “Wait a minute…”
As Willie was confused, the bubbling poo water seemed to be moving around behind him.
Willie Pete: “Do I just win? He isn’t here?”
Out of nowhere like the ending of Friday the 13th, Jacob Kuntz leaped from the poo water and drug Willie into it, pulling him beneath the surprisingly deep poo water. Willie was drowning under there, Jacob holding him under looking like something more poop than man… Then, the water stopped moving and…. Nothing…. Were they gone?
WINNER: ?!?!??!
We go through the entrance of Astraea, who now stands in the ring and his a microphone in hand.
Astraea: “Neve, I know you know what this is about. Please, come out here and we’ll settle this.”
The entrance of Neve came soon after, with her joining Astraea in the ring, though clearly watching over her own shoulder just to be safe.
Neve Marx: “There’s not much to apologize for, you abandoned me, you let those hoes double team me and..”
Astraea: “I shouldn’t have done that, I had your back after our first match, when they were teaming up on you, I saved you. But I took my eye off the ball one time, I was overwhelmed by my friend being there and I forgot you know, you, my other friend. I apologize.”
Silence as Neve contemplated a seemingly heartfelt response.
Neve Marx: “I appreciate you actually saying it but I...”
Before Neve could get another word in, Rimadonna would strike her in the back of the head with a chair as Astraea seemed shocked.
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s that damn Rimadonna!”
Nate Paxton: “Astraea fighting the chair away from her here and the two are having some words, Rima seems pretty proud of herself…”
Rima left the ring as Astraea held the chair, looking at it for a moment and then to Neve. Then she tossed it aside and went to check on Neve who pushed her away. Neve retrieved her microphone…
Neve Marx: “At episode 3, you and me, bitch…”
Neve said as she held her head, glaring up at Rima, and Rima soon retrieved a microphone, a smile on her lips.
Rimadonna: “I accept.”
She said simply, dropping the microphone, while Astraea looked conflicted between two sides and we fade into the break.
Brew Collar vs. Children of the Moon vs. The Killer Baes[/i][/b]
Winner Receives a CCW Tag Team Championship Match at Wrestling With Christ 4.
– This contest saw three very game tag teams going at it, with Children of the Moon taking Wilkow and Danielson out early while they were entering. The Killer Baes were none too happy to deal with the COTM, with both teams having it out, lots of girly screeching and fighting in the center of the ring with neither gaining an advantage at first. Though, a turning point came with the COTM nearly gaining the fall on Astrid at one point in the match only for Corrie to pull her to safety.
Brew Collar were back in after having been attacked by the COTM, while the Baes regrouped outside. This would lead to Danielson and Wilkow squaring off against the COTM who did their best to get out of dodge for some of the offense being mounted upon them. Danielson would score a near fall on Thoreau at one point in the match, but Thoreau quickly tagged out and allowed Julie to make her own attempt. After some swift offense and a thumb to the eye, Julie had Danielson on the ropes…
Things were looking to be going the way of the Children of the Moon, only for nearby, Astrid Weston would yank Thoreau off the apron while Corrie climbed onto it and sprayed some sort of hair spray towards both Danielson and Miri. Danielson managed to cover up and shove Julie into the oncoming hairspray, knocking Corrie off the apron… being a veteran, he called for Wilkow and they capitalized on this with their finishing move for the pinfall.
WINNER: Brew Collar
Backstage, Rivers was trying to navigate his way out of the building alongside Belle Valentine. The Golden Ticket was looking to try to escape with the Golden Ticket Championship, something he had failed to do on the previous show.
Rivers: “Someone is right behind me, aren’t they?”
Belle started to go on the offensive only for her to be knocked down and Rivers turned right into a lead pipe!
Rika: “Get her, Pao Chan!”
Rika threw Pao Chan on Belle but it did nothing while she leaped atop Rivers and went for the pinfall… 1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “The new Golden Ticket Champion is… Rika!”
Rika grabbed Pao Chan and ran off, while Belle and Rivers both looked annoyed that they could never quite escape with the gold...
Anwar bin Talal © vs. Santana Johnson vs. Siberia Zombie[/i][/b]
CCW Saudi Arabia Championship.
An Actual Lumberjack Match
If Anwar loses the championship becomes the CCW Television Championship.
– Anwar bin Talal looked to defend the Saudi Arabia Championship, but Santana Johnson was clearly more worried about zombies so he immediately bounced from the ring upon Siberia’s entry only to be chased by lumberjacks carrying big ass axes. The bell would ring as Siberia and Anwar went at it, rekindling their battles from The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, and no restarts to this one as their last encounter. Early in this match, Siberia Zombie and Anwar did most of the back and forth as whenever Siberia went for Santana he would duck out of the ring and yell something about not dealing with no ‘undead sons of bitches’.
Eventually, Anwar and Siberia’s battle took a turn with Anwar taking control, overpowering Siberia. As he was beating her down, he achieved a near fall and that was too close for Santana who overcame his fear of zombies (deciding he was more afraid of angry white men with axes) and attacked. He threw Anwar out of the ring and went for a pin, only for Siberia to kick out. So, he stomped the shit out of her for a while, he threw her out of the ring soon after only for someone to drive an ax into her chest and… SIBERIA NO SELLS IT AND SAYS SHES HAD WORSE! NOW SIBERIA ENTERS THE RING AND CHASES AFTER SANTANA!
Santana is screaming about what the hell kind of voodoo shit this is, Anwar has one of those ‘why am I here’ looks, and everything is breaking down! Santana trips and causes Siberia to trip and lose her ax, meanwhile, Anwar leaps in and takes Siberia by the hair, setting up his finisher… SANTANA HAS THE AXE! He narrowly misses Anwar’s head only for Anwar to throw him out of the ring where several lumberjacks begin to chop at him with an ax he might be dead! Anwar looks on in horror, forgetting the stipulation for a moment allowing Siberia to hit her finisher on him out of nowhere! 1… 2… 3!
WINNER: Siberia Zombie.
After the match, several zombies burst through the doors and began to murder the audience and people within the building. Everyone cleared out of there, running like hell, Santana woke up in the midst of this after the match…
Santana Johnson: “God damnit… I STILL BLAME YOU LISA SELDON.”
He yelled out as we fade out while a zombie horde surrounded the ring, clearly celebrating Siberia Zombie as the new CCW Television Champion.
In the year 2030, Christ Centered Wrestling was the biggest thing going, and everything had changed for Willie Pete after the Piss to a Shitfight Match. He had somehow won, he had survived. At Wrestling With Christ 47: The Robot War, Pete would win his fourth CCW Heavyweight Championship from then-champion, one of Jakes dumb characters.
Willie Pete: “Everything is going well for me, Marty, I can’t believe you booked me in a poop match on May 9th, 2020 in West Virginia.”
Cheap pop, apparently.
Marty Kovacs: “Oh it’s all poop, Willie.”
Willie Pete: “What?”
Marty looked around confused.
Marty Kovacs: “I said it’s all okay, Willie. But, you were mentioning dreams?”
Willie Pete: “I keep dreaming of a man made of poop, I thought it was Ricky Stanton, but now I’m not so sure.”
Marty Kovacs: “Huh, weird… well congratulations champ on a successful reign and…”
All of a sudden everything went black, a voice yelling wake up. Willie was either tripping out or losing it. He saw the devil, who for some reason had on Essence merch.
The Devil: “Wake up, Willie.”
Willie Pete: “...”
Dick Guy: “You never left the shit.”
Jacob Kuntz vs. Willie Pete Continued.[/i]
Piss to a Shitfight Match
– Suddenly, Willie was awake, drowning in the river of shit which somehow Jacob Kuntz was just fine with! He struggled out of the poop and grabbed a black snake, then began whipping Kuntz upside the head with it!
Lazlo Goodlove: “That was weird, must have hit a time warp, but we’re back! Ignore that whole zombie mishap a while ago, we escaped and are calling this whole thing from an undisclosed location… a lot of weird stuff going on lately, huh?”
Nate Paxton: “Seems to happen a lot.”
Willie was whipping Kuntz with his snake like they were just playing around in the locker room, then he wrapped the snake around Kuntz’s throat and began to choke him with it!
Nate Paxton: “Kuntz struggling to hold on…”
Suddenly, Kuntz used his own personal jar of piss from his jacket pocket, throwing it in the face of Willie! Willie hit the water holding his eyes, only for Kuntz to go for the kill with… an old stereo?! Clearly, these people threw their garbage in here too.
Lazlo Goodlove: “It’s anyone’s ball game!”
He was beating Kuntz down with the stereo, only to drive him into the ground with his finishing move on the creek bank… Willie would immediately go for the pin… 1… 2… 3!
Nate Paxton: “Willie wins but… does anyone really win?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “No one.”
Willie threw Kuntz into the poop water, and Kuntz disappeared seemingly, as Willie just looked on in confusion. He had changed a lot since this match, even having woken up in an alternate future…
WINNER: Willie Pete?
Chang Dong Geun: “What in hell was that?”
Chang ate popcorn while watching, clearly confused by what he had witnessed. Then behind him, Jesus Christ appeared.
Chang Dong Geun: “I knew you come you dumb fuck. What you want you here to fight?”
Chang said as he stood up, big ole dong hanging down as Jesus had caught him enjoying naked television time.
Jesus Christ: “No Chang, we’ll save that for Wrestling With Christ 4. I have a proposition for you though.”
Chang Dong Geun: “No sex I am in love with Minn Paik.”
He pulled up his pants, adjusting his hog.
Jesus Christ: “No… at CCW TV episode 3, you face my hand picked opponent for you and you can pick the stipulation for our match at Wrestling With Christ 4.”
Chang Dong Geun: “Ahh… you intrigue me Jesus… I accept your challenge and I will kill this person swiftly because he clearly big bitch if he not in service of young god.”
Jesus smirked...
Jesus Christ: “We will see about that…”
Jesus faded away, leaving Chang glaring ahead as we fade out into the CCW logo. Who would Chang be facing in his CCW debut?! We should find out soon!
NEXT EPISODE:
CCW TV #3 “Spin the Wheel and Make Em Squeal”
Chang makes his CCW TV in ring debut, Chris Constantine faces off against one of the devils minions, the Gift of God match participants are announced, CJ Sweet’s opponent for Wrestling With Christ 4 will be confirmed, and Corn.
