Post by CCWrestling on May 23, 2021 20:07:03 GMT
CCW TV #1:
“Everytime we meet at the wrestling ring your whole fucking face explodes.”[/i][/b]
We open after an introduction package going over the events of various CCW programming thus far with preacher Daequan and his wife Chellsea in the ring, the duo in charge of CCW TV programming.
Chellsea: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to CCW episode one! Marty, Jake, and Everly chose us to be in charge and boy what a show we have for you tonight.”
Daequan: “...”[/size]
Daequan said nothing, as he only generally spoke if he were saying something profound or visionary.
Chellsea: “That’s right, Dae, baby, we have the Christcore Championship on the line, several debuts and…”[/size]
The music of Anwar bin Talal began to play through the building as the CCW Saudi Arabia Champion walked to the ring.
Anwar bin Talal: “Chellsea, I do not mean to interrupt but I have a pressing matter to attend to and that is my Saudi Arabia Championship. There are rumors you intend to change the name of /my/ championship and that cannot stand…”[/size]
Chellsea: “Oh it will stand, but, fine, you want it to stay the way it is, to continue representing your name? Well, you beat the winner of tonight’s stabbing match and one other surprise opponent I have for you next week in a triple threat match and the championship will remain the Saudi Arabia Championship…”[/size]
Anwar bin Talal: “But?”[/size]
Chellsea: “If you lose, it will become the CCW Television Championship. I am so smart and a true visionary, right, Daequan?”[/size]
Daequan: “To love beauty is to see light, and you are the light in this company's darkness.”[/size]
Chellsea: “Daequan said I was the light, Anwar. But the point stands, win next week and it’s the Saudi Arabia Championship… forever.”[/size]
Chellsea’s music hit as Anwar studied on this proposition, leaving the champion standing in the ring as we fade into a break.
OPENING CONTEST:
Neve Marx vs. Astrid Weston (w/ Corrie Tomsen)
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Neve Marx was out here, a bit confused as she’d seen Astraea in the back and she was supposed to be here. Instead of coming out here though, she was nowhere to be found. Them mean bitches the Killer Baes took advantage throughout most of this using underhanded, dirty tactics, distracting the referee, and more. This all ended up too much for Neve to handle as she got rolled up for the win, getting Astrid the pin.
WINNER: Astrid Weston.
SATANS STAR RATING: ★★★
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After a commercial break, we return to the backstage area with Neve Marx glaring down Astraea, who had initially been meant to accompany her with their recent issues with Astrid/Corrie.
Astraea: “What?”[/size]
Neve Marx: “Where were you?”
Astraea quickly realized she had missed the match, and began to try to explain herself.[/size]
Astraea: “I was…”[/size]
“She was with me, problem?”
A newcomer making her appearance for the first time was a woman by the name of Rimadonna, the crowd cheering on the stunning woman as she wandered up beside of Astraea. Neve looked at them both annoyed, starting to figure things out.
Neve Marx: “No problem at all, I see. I thought we were going to handle those two bitches, but maybe there’s another bitch I need to worry about.”[/size]
Neve walked away, clearly none too happy while Rima rolled her eyes in response.
Rimadonna: “What’s her deal?”[/size]
Astraea: “Don’t worry about it, it’s all my fault.”[/size]
The newcomer and the CCW veteran began to continue their chat, leaving one to wonder what Neve meant by ‘another bitch’.
Prince Johnson vs. Taylor Lynn
Taylor Lynn and a game Prince Johnson went at it in this match but Johnson’s skillset was too little to overcome the veteran Lynn. Ultimately, the end of this match saw Taylor drop Johnson with her finishing move and pin him in the center of the ring for the victory.[/i]
WINNER: Taylor Lynn
SATANS STAR RATING: ★
In the parking lot, we open up to see the dick guy himself, Jacob Kuntz who is smoking some weed and being a cool guy. Verity Sinclaire wanders up with a microphone.
Verity Sinclaire: “Jacob, you lost to Winter Drell at the Greatest Wrestling With Christ, but now you have to regroup, what are your plans from here on?”[/size]
Jacob paused, then looked at her then began to unzip and then started urinating on a random car.
Jacob Kuntz: “My plan? The CCW Championship is my plan and…”[/size]
Willie Pete wandered up, looking at him, and then to the car.
Jacob Kuntz: “Is this your car?”[/size]
Willie Pete: “No, continue, but I heard you mentioning the CCW Championship… you lost. I haven’t had an opportunity in a good while, but, maybe we should focus on people actually succeeding around here. Like the man who sent Ricky Stanton crying.”[/size]
Kuntz looked at him, then directed the stream onto Willie’s shoes, so Willie, of course, slugged him for it and the referees immediately have to get in to break it up!
Children of the Moon (Bex Thoreau and Julie Miri) vs. Regulators Inc. (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler)
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This one was a hell of a back and forth contest with the CCW veteran team of Regulators Inc. taking on the extremely talented Children of the Moon. Both teams exchanged several near falls throughout with both teams being very game on this night and getting the church crowds going. Ultimately though, the finish of this match saw Julie Miri drop Jane Adler with her finisher while Bex yanked Sadie off the apron and assaulted her on the outside. The referee lost control of this match but ultimately, the Children of the Moon win with a pinfall after a finisher in the center of the ring.
WINNER: Children of the Moon.
SATANS STAR RATING: ★★★
Outside of the building, Maxx Bennett was seen arriving late but when she got to the doors, they wouldn’t open. She went around to another door but nothing…
Maxx Bennett: “LET ME IN. WHAT THE FUCK?!”[/size]
Maxx beat on the doors, kicking them repeatedly.
Maxx Bennett: “Someone let me in, I came all this way, what the fuck?!”
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She kept hammering her fists into the doors but nobody would let Maxx in and we fade to this week’s featured match.
We open up in the back with sexy merch girl / staff girl Dulce Desjardins bouncing around as she introduces the next segment.
Dulce Desjardins: “Ladies and gentlemen it’s been an exciting night thus far but right now we’d like to shout out several promotions we don’t think suck, and other wrestling related things… So, please.. Check these out.”
The censor bars had a field day as Dulce changed into a shirt for every one of the following things that popped up on screen, her boyfriend in the background watching as she advertised the following things with sex appeal, apparently.
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THIS WEEK'S FEATURED CONTEST:
Jason Van Owen vs. Santana Johnson vs. Lisa Seldon
Whoever is stabbed the most in this match wins.[/i]
This match was filmed earlier in the week within the venue with select few fans in attendance due to the fact Santana said he ‘might’ have hepatitis. All three individuals stood in the ring brandishing weapons, Lisa had a katana, Jason Van Owen had a meat cleaver and Santana had a switchblade.
Lazlo Goodlove: “A lot of strategy required here, Paxton.”
Nate Paxton: “That’s right Laz, the only way to win is at the end of the ten-minute time limit to have the most stab wounds present in your body, fresh ones that have occurred in this match too!”[/size]
After an introduction from a voice-over from Saylor Stanhouse, the bell rang and all three individuals seemed reluctant to get going. Then, Santana had a big brain moment and began repeatedly stabbing himself in the corner of the ring. Lisa and Jason shrugged and began to stab at one another, not sure what else they were supposed to do but Lisa had those cat-like reflexes and managed to avoid them.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Hellcat like reflexes from Lisa there, Pax.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “For sure, but brilliant move by Santana to start stabbing himself in the corner. A fantastic play.”[/size]
Lisa tackled Jason to the floor and the two of them began stabbing one another, the fans in the audience oddly quiet as Jason threw Lisa out into the crowd. Jason followed when suddenly the fans began stabbing them! Jason narrowly avoided having his head taken off by a fan who had brought a katana!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Okay well this was a bad idea asking fans to bring weapons I’ll be the first to say it.”
Lisa was being stabbed repeatedly while on the ground and managed to climb back over the barricade, Jason got out of there too, while Santana stabbed himself in the center of the ring. Everyone went back to the ring as fans surrounded and all the wrestlers began to back up to the center of the ring.[/size]
Nate Paxton: “The CCW fanbase is particularly bloodthirsty here tonight, Laz.”[/size]
The fans start rushing the ring and now the wrestlers are stabbing the fans! It’s pure chaos! This goes on for some time!
Lazlo Goodlove: “They’re killing them! Lisa, Jason, and Santana are killing all the fans!”
Nate Paxton: “Good thing they signed a waiver!”[/size]
The murders happened for some time with Lisa, Jason, and Santana fighting for their life. Then finally, all the fans were dead, bodies were everywhere and Santana was back to stabbing himself. The bell rang as some officials came in and began to check the stab wounds, Lisa had been stabbed several times and was bleeding badly, Jason Van Owen as well, and Santana Johnson looked like this body was made of raw hamburger at this point.
Lazlo Goodlove: “And the bell rings, the time limit is up! Senior faith healer ‘Daddy’ checking on everyone here.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Why do they call him daddy?”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “He is a smooth-talking African American man, he calls himself daddy.”
Soon, everyone was informed of the winner and a voice rang out through the building…[/size]
Saylor Stanhouse: “Your winner with 174 stab wounds… SANTANA JOHNSON!”[/size]
Santana was bleeding but yelling something about being immune, while Lisa and Jason both looked dizzy in the corner of the ring from all the blood loss.
WINNER: Santana Johnson.
SATANS STAR RATING: ★★★★
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Brennan Devlin: “The fuck was that?”[/size]
Devlin sat alongside his tag partner, Cecily Golding, both of them watching a monitor and blinking in confusion.
Cecily Golding: “That was a mess, that’s what that was.”
Brennan Devlin: “Right? For real.”[/size]
Then they turned to the camera and Brennan waved at it, sliding an arm around Cecily and pointing to the Hatface logos on their shirt.
Brennan Devlin: “Hi, we’re Team Hatface. You might recognize me because I’m fucking awesome, and you might recognize her because she wears a hat and is awesome. We’re coming to CCW, we weren’t booked on this show, bad move by the way and…”[/size]
Weird audio interruptions started, the microphone getting some strange feedback.
Cecily Golding: “Ignore it, they can’t afford good microphones and stuff here. Listen, we’re them skanks you see coming down the street and you start closing your doors.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “YEAH! Wait, we are?”[/size]
He looked at her with a confused look as she plopped down on a chair nearby and nodded.
Cecily Golding: “Brennannnn, yes, we are.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “... YEAH WE ARE and we’re coming to CCW television to continue being the best team in the business…”
Suddenly a car started and Brennan screeched, leaping on Cecily’s lap in horror as the picture froze and the words appear.[/size]
“THEM SKANKS ARE COMING TO CCW.”
The Double Dragons ambushed at a park by Zedd Lorde and the Patrollers/New Policy.
The Double Dragons Johnny and Jeff were just having a nice picnic one day recently and the cameras happened to be there. They noticed a referee appear and suddenly, the New Policy attacked! Several patrollers got into martial arts action with them and seemed to overwhelm the Dragons. But the Dragons fought back, kicking the emblem on their chests and destroying them. The delicious pie the Dragons were eating was then turned into a monster by Zedd Lorde’s Z staff and the Dragons morphed. After a long fight, the battle was won seemingly, only for Zedd to make the monster grow. The Dragons summoned their megazord and destroyed the monster as Zedd Lorde watched on in anger.
WINNER: Double Dragons.
SATANS STAR RATING: ★
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The Golden Ticket Champion, Rivers was moving down the hall with his gold and the lovely Belle Valentine was in tow. He seemed unworried about the 24/7 rules in place and that was his own undoing. Several cats began attacking him, clinging to his legs, Belle ran off to find a hose because she looks like she is very good with a hose while Rivers struggled. Eventually, several cats formed into a woman behind him and rolled him up!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, ALLISTER MEOWLY!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Allister Meowly in her CCW TV debut just won the title!”
Allister celebrated briefly before grabbing the belt under her arm and several cats under the other and taking off, meanwhile, Belle came back with a water hose and started spraying water down the hall to no avail.[/size]
Rivers: “This isn’t done! Support independent wrestling!!!”[/size]
Not sure what that had to do with anything but he wanted the TV time. Nearby, Chris Constantine Jr. was kicking open doors.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “I know he is here I feel the devil's presence in this building.”[/size]
Constantine continued to kick open doors, the lights suddenly beginning to flicker as he wandered into a room and noticed a television lighting up. A distorted voice coming from the television as a hooded man appeared on the screen.
The Devil: “You’re looking for me, Christopher… You do not want this fight…”[/size]
Chris Constantine Jr.: “I will cleanse this company of your influence, Satan.”[/size]
The Devil tilted his head to the side.
The Devil: “Meet me in the ring at CCW TV #2… we will talk. Face to face, and all will be revealed.”[/size]
The lights went dim again only to come back on and several hooded men begin assaulting Constantine, beating him down. Even breaking a table over his head. Constantine laid on the ground and one of them began spray painting a pentagram on him… then we end with a long shot of the pentagram painted upon Chris Constantine Jr.
Echo Layne vs. Valeria
This one was pretty one-sided, Valeria tried to use her size but Echo Layne was just firing on all cylinders on this night. Valeria could not come up with an answer against the high-speed style of Echo Layne and ultimately fell to her finishing move late into this contest and ate a pinfall.[/i]
WINNER: Echo Layne.[/size]
SATANS STAR RATING: ★★
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We get a graphic suggesting Redd Thunder is coming soon to CCW Television.
We come back from the break with Winter Drell standing in the ring with her championship over her shoulder, the CCW Champion all business as usual.
Winter Drell: “Let's get this over with, who am I facing next? Who is next in line? I’ve beaten everyone in front of me so far and…”[/size]
The screen flickered as Chellsea and Daequan appeared on it, both of them looking serious.
Chellsea: “Honey, we have someone you’ll be very, very familiar with set to face you… in fact, at Wrestling With Christ 4, you will face… this man.”[/size]
The screen faded out and on stage, his music hit and out came Tedmund Montgomery to a mixed reaction. The satanic section of the audience hated him, while the religious seemed to adore him. The Crusade was in tow as well…
Tedmund Montgomery: “You Winter Drell are partly responsible for the tainting of this company, you have shown yourself to be in league with the devil himself to pollute the minds of the wrestling populace but this can happen no longer… I will take that championship from you and I will right the wrongs this company has made, I will right the wrongs you have made. Our crusade to save CCW begins with you..”[/size]
The Crusade heads towards the ring and begin sizing Winter up, who has had time to heal from The Greatest Wrestling With Christ but still isn’t one hundred percent.
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Double Dragons aren’t here, they’re in a park… who will help her?”[/size]
The Crusade hit the ring and start beating Drell down, but out of the crowd comes Deirdre Evans who enters the ring and bowls through everyone, including Drell herself!
Nate Paxton: “Winter Drell is saved by Deirdre Evans, but is Deirdre here to save her, or hurt her?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “We know Deirdre is none too happy about not being on this show but…”
Deirdre stands near Drell, staring her down but not attacking as she stands up, then they turn and glare up the ramp at Tedmund and the crusade as we fade into the break.[/size]
C.J. Sweet © vs. Angel McMaster
Street Fight[/size][/i]
The main event of the evening had all the stakes on the line. If CJ. Sweet won, then Angel McMaster would never be able to challenge for her championship as long as C.J. held it. This started off in the backstage area with C.J. ambushing Angel on the way to the ring and beating her down with a Singapore cane. The match progressed out to the ring with the two women fighting, with Angel catching advantage while coming down from the Satan entrance with Angel thrusting CJ into the barricade headfirst. CJ would try to put distance between them but Angel was on her tail. [/i]
When we moved to the ring, Angel used her acumen within ring work to take C.J. down for several near falls but Sweet continued to hang on. Contrary to her normal angelic persona, Angel clearly had had enough of CJ and began attempting to utilize weapons, taking a steel chair to the back of CJ at one point in this match and letting out all of the frustration that had built in their back and forths thus far. This was an extremely close one too, as she nearly pinned CJ only for CJ to kick out in the eleventh hour so to speak near a three count.
The two would fight back up towards the supposed ‘Jesus’ entrance where the more angelic wrestlers often entered, with CJ taking a camera from a cameraman and driving it into the skull of McMaster, then attempting to choke her out with an electrical cord. Angel was left blue in the face but didn’t tap out, but she was clearly fading and CJ was going to put an end to it as she searched under the ring. Angel started praying as CJ searched, only for a lead pipe to drop into Angel’s hands! God answered her prayers! She struck CJ in the stomach, then in the head and then pinned her! 1… 2…. 2 and ½… KICKOUT!
Angel was enraged, then she moved back and began sizing CJ up. CJ struggled to raise up and Angel came running at her, attempting to spear her, but CJ moves, and Angel launches herself through the barricade! The crowd reacts in shock as CJ leaps atop her and hits a Sweet Dreams, then, screaming for the referee as she pins her, hooking the tights to be safe as the referee counts the victory!
WINNER: C.J. Sweet.
SATANS STAR RATING: ★★★★
Angel is being attended to by faith healers while C.J. celebrates in the ring, holding up her championship. The cameras loom over the crowd where Faith McKinsey and Sydney Vahle are collecting money in their collection plates and we hear the voice of Saylor Stanhouse who is at ringside.
Saylor Stanhouse: “Your winner and STILL the CCW Christcore Champion… C.J. Sweet!”
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Lazlo Goodlove: “C.J. leaving the ring but the crowd giving a standing ovation for Angel McMaster who gave it her all, and seems to be being helped up by the faith healers here.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “In spite of what happened, there’s a big future for this young lady…”
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Lazlo Goodlove: “Well that’s where we leave you this week folks, C.J. Sweet retains, Angel McMaster can no longer challenge her, and next time the Saudi Arabia Championship will be on the line as Anwar bin Talal takes on Santana Johnson and a yet to be revealed individual… wait a minute, we have footage from earlier today… extra footage from the stabbing match? What?”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “According to the guys in production we do, lets roll it…”[/size]
We fade out from people chanting for Angel as CJ taunts her while celebrating from afar to the venue for the stabbing match. There’s heavy prayers by the faith healers for Lisa Seldon who seems to be in shock, winswinswins does not work when it comes to stab wounds apparently. Santana Johnson is no selling his 170 something stab wounds saying it felt like a little prick, then yelling at himself, and Jason Van Owen is face first on the ground in a pool of blood but he’s fiiiiiiine.
“When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth…”
A voice echoes out throughout the building as everyone looks around, then suddenly the dead bodies in the ring begin to move! Zombies begin to raise throughout the building and we see Siberia Zombie walking in through the growing horde.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Siberia Zombie is alive?! I thought she died of tomahawk wounds at the Greatest Wrestling With Christ!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “No she’s a zombie, but is she a Romero zombie or something worse?!”[/size]
The various other zombies around the ring grab at Santana, he’s fighting.
Santana Johnson: “HELP ME, HELP ME LISA SELDON!”[/size]
Lisa leaves Santana to be eaten, deciding it’s too weird for her, the Hellcat Spangled Death Squad is a serious name for serious wrestling people and she cannot be seen in this tomfoolery and she probably needs a hospital. Jason Van Owen is still unconscious by the way.
Santana Johnson: “Lisa Seldon you bitch you gonna pay what you owe!”[/size]
A zombie bit into Santana but he ain’t having none of that shit and he starts stabbing and biting the zombie then rolls out of the ring, backing up through the stands with blood all over his face from the stabbing and the zombie. Siberia staring him down.
Lazlo Goodlove: “The main event for the next show is being confirmed right now, Pax. It’s Anwar bin Talal defending the Saudi Arabia Championship against Santana Johnson and Siberia Zombie in a triple threat match!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “And there will be lumberjacks!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s right, several men with axes to run them back into the ring should they get out, and fight off any zombies that escape that building other than Siberia. What a show?!”[/size]
Siberia and Santana are staring each other down as he has now climbed up on some scaffolding and the zombies are clawing up at him… then we fade to the back where Anwar bin Talal is standing there, confused.
Santana Johnson: “God damnit zombies, and Lisa Seldon! LISA SELDON YOU LEFT ME TO DIE UP HERE I’M SCARED OF HEIGHTS. I’m bleedin’! HELP!”[/size]
Could be heard coming from the feed on the screen.
Anwar bin Talal: “... what the fuck…”[/size]
End.
TLDR:[/b]
C.J. Sweet def. Angel McMaster to retain the CCW Christcore Championship
Echo Layne def. Valeria
The Double Dragons def. The New Policy in a park by destroying them to retain the CCW Tag Team Championships.
Santana Johnson def. Lisa Seldon and Jason Van Owen by being stabbed 174 times.
The Children of the Moon (Bex Thoreau/Julie Miri) def. Regulators Inc. (Sadie Cassidy/Jane Adler)
Taylor Lynn def. Prince Johnson
Astrid Weston def. Neve Marx.
Somewhere far away a random preacher was being waterboarded, a voice echoing out in the room.
Voice: “Where is he?”[/size]
He said as he held the man under some water for a moment then let him out…
Preacher: “I don’t… I don’t know!”[/size]
Soon he drove the man’s face under the water again, holding him there for some time…
Voice: “I don’t believe you, answer or I get jumper cable light you up like Christmas tree since you love him much.”[/size]
He lifted the man back out of the water and threw him on the ground, the man visibly shivering in fear.
Preacher: “Okay, okay! Jesus said he was going to watch the next CCW show..”[/size]
Voice: “Oh is he…”[/size]
The camera pans up and it’s none other than the Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Champion…
Chang Dong Geun: “I come for you Jesus you big bitch you not even real.”[/size]
