Post by CCWrestling on May 23, 2021 20:00:34 GMT
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We go through the opening package to Christ Centered Wrestling’s Couples Cup, before opening at ringside with the special ring announcers for the evening! Brennan Devlin and the CCW Ethereal Champion, Dulce Desjardins.
Brennan Devlin: “Welcome everyone to the CCW Couples Cup, I’m your host Brennan Devlin and I’m joined by the gorgeous as always Dulce Desjardins. Dulce, it’s a pleasure having you as always.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Oh I know it is.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “You saucy thing. Anyway, what a show we have for you tonight!”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “I know a lot about Valentines Day, romance and all that, as do you Brennan. And love is sometimes a fight, sometimes you have to take them down and roll around, angrily with them, until one of you gives in. Well tonight, several couples try to make their opponents give in. Only one of them can become the winner.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Aggressive, kind of hot way to put it, Dulce. But she’s right. Only one couple can make it to the end! And we’ll be with you all night to cover the latest of the CCW Couples Cup. But first… we enter round 1!”[/size]
We instantly fade into the opening round...
ROUND 1:
*All matches will be refereed by CCW senior referee and serial toucher, Rusty McFeely.
ANGEL GRIFFIN AND JACOB KUNTZ vs. GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC[/size][/b]
— Angel Griffin and Jacob Kuntz never meshed as a tag team, blind date, or anything. Their interactions on social media showed this to be the case. In spite of impressive offense against Elijah and Genie while separate, at times, ultimately, they could not overcome the tandem offense of Genie and Elijah. Ultimately, this would culminate in Kuntz getting annoyed and leaping off the apron while Angel yelled in annoyance, then took both Carlsons finish and would eat the pinfall. Angel was probably dead or at least dead to us. The Carlsons win their round one match.
ESSENCE AND AEGIDIUS vs. CONOR MACHINA AND GEORGIA LANCASTER[/size][/b]
— Brew Collar (Danielson and Wilkow) would be at ringside for this one, taunting Essence, who would be facing them later in the night at Valentine’s Slay with partner Rachel Carpenter. Lancaster and Conor would be gentlemanly about these distractions, and it seemed the two teams of faces were quite evenly matched. At one point during this contest though, Brew Collar interfered only for Machina to knock them both off the apron and suggest he didn’t want it to go like that. The battle between Lancaster/Machina and Essence/Aegidius continued. Ultimately, the contest saw Georgia hoist Essence over her head, only for Essence to rake her eyes and to tackle Georgia out of the ring. Conor went for his finish, only for Aegidius to leap off his back! Aegidius tried his finish but Conor gets out of it just prior! Conor nails his finish! Conor Machina and Georgia Lancaster get a surprise win! After the match, the two teams shake hands as a mutual sign of respect.
ZEKE DAVIS AND PARKER DAE vs. GREENLY LANCASTER AND EDDIE OLIVIER
— Eddie and Greenly would come in fighting as Eddie made his CCW debut against the similarly debuting Davis and Dae. Dae still followed the wrong CCW account but we forgive her for that. But the batte was intense! With several near falls on both sides, but ultimately, Parker would get caught by a tandem finish from Greenly and Eddie while Zeke had been knocked outside. With a pinfall, Greenly Lancaster and Eddie Olivier win their round one match!
NEVE MARX AND CASPER COLE vs. XANDER AND RAYOLA FILLMORE
— Newcomers Xander and Rayola Fillmore came in with a head full of fire and took the fight to CCW mainstay Neve Marx and her man, Casper Cole. Ultimately though, the match culminated in the well oiled team of Marx and Cole gaining the upper hand and separating the married couple through quick tags and offense. Ultimately, the tandem of Marx and Cole was too much to handle and Marx submits Rayola with the Punctuation Marx. Neve Marx and Casper Cole win their first round match!
CRAIG AND JESSICA ANDERSON vs. FUDGECAKE AND CARTIER
— This was a big one for most watching at home, Craig and Jessica Anderson teaming back up to take on Fudgecake and Cartier. The proven team versus a team who were just doing it. Cartier and Fudgecake seemed preoccupied slapping each other’s butts to tag in, which really impeded the whole offense against the Andersons to be fair. Cartier and Fudgecake gave it their all, but the tandem offense of the Andersons was too much, every move they made, the Andersons had an answer for. But ultimately Craig and Jessica Anderson defeated Fudgecake and Cartier via a finish on Fudgecake and pinfall to win in the first round!
JULIE AND DAME MIRI vs. DEIRDRE EVANS AND SAGA
— Dame Miri swore he wouldn’t work for us again after Saudi Arabia but he was back. After a PTSD episode in the back, Dame was like a wild man once in the ring, his survival instinct kicked in. Julie was in the corner all ‘dang’, while Deirdre Evans went toe to toe with Miri. Early on it was pretty even but Deirdre was using her power. Then she tags in Saga. X and the Miri’s end up hitting the ring, everything is anarchy! Deirdre goes for a spear, Julie dodges and she spears the turnbuckle! This leaves the Miri’s with X and they hit their tag team finish A Very Miri Christmas for the pinfall. Julie and Dame Miri win their first round match!
AZI AND CAIUS vs. AELLA FOLEY AND MARILYN LEE CROSS
— Azi and Caius got to the ring late because they were backstage doing it. It was a day of romance and this was really cutting into their time. Caius was in the ring waving back to Azi who flashed her boobs at him, only for Caius to be rolled up! Azi is screeching as she tries to get into the ring to help but Aella and Marilyn win! Aella Foley and Marilyn Lee Cross win their first round match!
POLLY SHAE MCPHERSON AND LEVI BLIXT vs. ESTEBAN CORDOVA AND CAMILA VAINE
— Things had really gotten McPhersonal on Twitter between Polly and Levi and Esteban and Camila. So there was a feud heading in, with both teams wanting to embarrass the other. McPherson and Blixt wanted to make sure Cordova and Vaine remembered them, while Vaine and Cordova just wanted the W. This was a highly competitive opening round match as both teams knew it all rode on this. Towards the end, Vaine got quite literally a 2 and ½ count on Blixt. Ultimately though, she would tag in Cordova who set up his finish on Blixt. McPherson would tackle Vaine out of the ring and the two went rolling, fighting, biting and scary shit like that. Cordova looked confused, only for Blixt to get free and drop Cordova for the finish for a three count. Polly McPherson and Levi Blixt win in the first round!
RACHEL CARPENTER AND RORY SULLIVAN vs. WINTER AND KAVEN DRELL
— This one went all sorts of topsy turvy from the start, at first, the Drells were bringing the fight but Carpenter and Sullivan were giving a valiant effort. The thing was, Brew Collar wanted vengeance for earlier in the night, and to get in the head of Carpenter who would be teaming with Essence to fight them later in the night at Valentine’s Slay. So who else was to show up but Wilkow and Danielson? Brew Collar’s appearance was causing a consistent distraction, which Essence who returned to ringside hoped to deal with! She attacked Wilkow, chopping the shit out of the big man because she is a hoss, then Aegidius leaped the barricade and took Wilkow and Danielson out! Back in the ring, Rory was being picked apart by Winter while Kaven and Rachel fought on the outside. The fighting eventually came into the ring as Essence and Aegidius rolled through fighting Brew Collar. It was in this distraction that Winter Drell managed to hit her finish on Rory and get the pinfall, as Rachel NEARLY made the save, but not quite. Winter and Kaven Drell win in the first round via pinfall!
ARIA AND JASON VAN OWEN vs. LISA SELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON
— Both teams were very game in this one, with both sides seemingly looking forward to etching out a victory. It was evenly matched for the most part, but ultimately, the final seconds of the match saw Seldon and Aria fighting on the apron, while Van Owen looked to hit his finish on Johnson. Johnson ducked and nearly shoved him into Aria. Before he could react to the shock if this, Santana hit him with a finish and got the pinfall. Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson win the first round match.
MATT AND SKYLAR KNIGHT vs. LEIA LEBEAU AND DONOVAN KEANE
— We see the return of Matt and Skylar Knight, a husband wife duo who made a big name for themselves early in Year 1 of Christ Centered Wrestling. They were facing Leila LeBeau and Donovan Keane who were making their CCW debut. Things went off, right off, with both teams exchanging blows, with Keane taking Matt out of the ring while Skylar and Leia went back and forth. The match would continue on with the Knights seemingly dominating until LeBeau and Keane attempted to turn it around! They seemed to have Matt where they wanted, only for Skylar to hit a blind tag, take LeBeau off the apron, and hit Keane with their tandem finish! Matt and Skylar Knight win in the first round.
JESSE MORGAN AND VINCE VANCE vs. DANNY DASTARDLY AND VERA LEIGH CASEY.
— Morgan and Vance made their in ring debut against two similarly debuting talents in Vera Leigh Casey and Danny Dastardly. The Real Hog N’ Rolla came in looking good, immediately taking it to Vance who would often back to the corner and cover up. Vance would sneakily get tagged by Morgan who immediately leaped in and from there, they used underhanded tactics to hold Dastardly in the corner from his partner for most of the match, hitting him with a flurry of stomps and other moves to keep him isolated. Jesse Morgan and Vince Vance win in the first round.
RILEY SAVELL AND GAVIN GRIMES vs. ALEXANDRIA MONROE AND TERRY HAWKING
— This was a hell of a match as Alexandria and Terry really brought it to Riley Savell and Gavin Grimes. Grimes and Savell kept giving the back and forth with Hawking and Alexandria, with both teams trading near falls. But ultimately, what lead to a loss was a final exchange where Hawking would have Savell set up in his finish. Alexandria went to subdue Grimes, only for Grimes to toss her to the floor. Hawkings would let go of Savell to go attack Grimes, but Grimes dodges, catches him with his finish and Savell rolls him up to hook the tights for a win! Riley Savell and Gavin Grimes win in the first round.
MYKIE VILLANUEVA AND BARRY SABAN vs. CHAD KASSIDY AND NATALIE DALTON
— The in ring debut of Natalie Dalton was up next as she teamed with the brand new Paradigm Shift Wrestlig World Champion Chad Kassidy to take on CCW mainstay Mykie Villanueva and her beau, the beast Barry Saban. Chad and Natalie were seemingly in trouble for most of this, with Chad seemingly reluctant to tag Natalie in as he faced Barry, who threw him around as if he were nothing. Barry would eventually tag Mykie in who proceeded to stomp around on him and hit various moves as well, but Chad showed signs of life!
Chad would catch her with a Chad Boot and manage to tag in Natalie who had only gotten pissed seeing her man beaten up. She dived on Mykie and the two women began catfighting, with Natalie resorting to hair pulling and slapping while Mykie was going for punches. Eventually, Chad hopped in the ring and began to stalk Mykie, catching Mykie with a boot. Natalie and Chad look up and Barry is fucking pissed, both wave him off, only for him to bowl right through them. Then he takes hold of Chad and scoops him up, nobody attacks his woman! Barry would begin powerbombing Chad into the ground repeatedly while Natalie laid holding her ribs. Rusty McFeely kept trying to get Barry to stop, with it even getting to the point Mykie was trying to calm her monster down. Ultimately, Rusty had no choice but to disqualify Barry, which only made him more angry! But this gave Natalie time to pull Chad to safety, then they ran like hell. Chad Kassidy and Natalie Dalton win in the first round via disqualification.
SKULL KID #1 AND ARDEN RAINE vs. EMMA COSCO AND WILLIE TAYLOR
— Skull Kid #1 was here and he was yelling about his big push, he was joined by Arden Raine who seemed to be in agreement but they had their work cutout against a standout like Willie Taylor and his lady, Emma Cosco! Both teams seemed evenly matched which was shocking considering Arden was a relative newcomer, but Skull Kid #1 had seemingly taught her well. The two teams had a heavy back and forth, but it ultimately culminates in a pinfall victory for Skull Kid #1 and Arden! Skull Kid #1 and Arden Raine win in the first round.
NOAH AND LOLA WEAVER vs. AARON PACE AND FAITH MCKINSEY
— While entering, Lola and Noah were attacked from behind by the King’s Road World Heavyweight Champion, Aaron Pace! He took both out with the belt, then proceeded to drag them to the ring with Faith McKinsey in tow who seemed confused at this act of aggression. Once in the ring, the referee checked on the Weavers, both of who struggled and demanded to continue. This match was a valiant effort on the Weavers part, who seemingly had more just added to their feud with McKinsey and Pace. The Weavers tried to do their usual quick tags in and out, but being they were just both hit in the head with a belt repeatedly had some slowness to their step. Ultimately, Lola would grab Pace’s junk to stop him, only for him to shove her into a ring post. Noah would hit the ring to defend his lady, only for Pace to duck his clothesline, catch him with a thumb to the eye and hit the Pacemaker… then tagged Faith in to make the pin. This one never even really got started too hard thanks to Aaron’s scheming, but ends with Lola and Noah screaming that Pace and McKinsey would pay. Aaron Pace and Faith McKinsey win in the first round.
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We return to the ringside area where we see Saylor Stanhouse in the crowd protesting tonights commentators. She has her husband Alexei with her, who has a badly written sign that says ‘LET HOT SAYLOR MUST COMMENTATE’ whatever that means.
Brennan Devlin: “And welcome back everyone! That was round one of the Couples Cup and what a fight it was. They all fought for the win, but most of all, for love.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “I’ve fought for love, and I’ve fought love once. Either way you go, you’re in for a wild ride… Love to ride.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “You’re so cool. Anyway, we had a lot of surprising things happen so lets recap, that fucking piece of shit Aaron Pace blindsided the Weavers.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Did you notice how reluctant Faith was though? Seems he hasn’t rubbed off on her as much as he thinks.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “You and your double entendres.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “I love saying them.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “And I love hearing them. Chad Kassidy and Natalie Dalton with an upset over Mykie Villanueva and Big Barry. But both of them have to be hurting after the big man pounded them into the ground.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “First time?”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Oh you. We also saw that god damn Brew Collar get involved in my daughter Essences match, as well as her friend Rachel, and honestly, what the fuck Brew Collar?”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Brennan honey, there was so much going on, but it looks like they’re about set up for round two.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Well shit. Ladies and gentlemen, lets get ready for ROUND TWO of the CCW Couples Cup! Let’s get right into it.”[/size]
We immediately go right into the second round matches!
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ROUND 2:
WINTER AND KAVEN DRELL vs. LISA SELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON
— Santana was here and he was yelling about his desire to cut on some bitches, he was joined by Lisa Seldon who seemed to be in agreement but they had their work cutout against a standout like Kaven and his lady, Winter Drell! This one was getting kind of nuts fast with lots of fighting outside. See, while Santana was a stabby as bitch, Kaven had them fucking crazy eyes so they fought up the ramp. Neither was the legal man so this left Winter and Lisa in the ring… wait what the fuck? Santana and Kaven just somehow ended up with Kaven tackling Santana off the stage into electrical equipment? Both are kind of down but Santana is like ‘do it again’? What the hell. Back in the ring, the war between Lisa and Winter escalated with both sharing clubbing blows. Ultimately though, the impromptu one on one match (as Kaven was trying to get up and Santana was jonesing for another electrical shock) came to a close as Lisa slipped out of one of Winter’s finishes and caught her with her own for a pinfall! Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson move to the next round.
MATT AND SKYLAR KNIGHT vs. JESSE MORGAN AND VINCE VANCE
— This was a hell of a match as both teams really brought it. The Knights kept giving the back and forth with Vance and Morgan, with both teams trading near falls. But ultimately, what lead to a loss was a final exchange where Vance would have Matt set up in his finish. Morgan went to subdue Skylar, only for Skylar to toss her to the floor. Vance would let go of Knight to go attack Skylar, but Skylar dodges, catches him with her finish and Matt rolls him up to hook the tights for a win! Matt and Skylar Knight win in the second round!
RILEY SAVELL AND GAVIN GRIMES vs. CHAD KASSIDY AND NATALIE DALTON
— It was the battle of business partners, and also Gavin and Chad were there. The match started with Riley and Natalie in the ring, though neither seemed to want to hit each other and they were busy practicing their stretches. Ultimately though, when Gavin and Chad started the fighting half of the match, Natalie and Riley kind of gossiped in the corner. This continued on sometime while Chad and Gavin punched each other in the face for the amusement of their women. Ultimately, though, the match would come to a close when in some chaos where Natalie, Riley, Gavin and Chad all nearly bumped into each other. The ladies were technically tagged in, Riley didn’t seem to realize, so while they were in the ring discussing business ventures… Natalie rolls Riley up for the 3! Natalie Dalton and Chad Kassidy shock the world and win in the second round!
SKULL KID #1 AND ARDEN RAINE vs. FAITH MCKINSEY AND AARON PACE
— This was a big one for most watching, the Kings Road World Champion - Aaron Pace and CCW GM Faith McKinsey teaming up to take on Skull Kid #1 and Arden Raine. Both teams had a lot to prove here. This lead to a seemingly even match for most of the beginning, with neither giving the other any slack right off. Ultimately, things were looking good for Pace as he overpowered Skull Kid #1, but then Lola Weaver leaps up on the apron to distract him and Noah Weaver yanks Faith off the apron! Aaron turns around and Skull Kid #1 hits his finisher! Then he quickly tags in Arden and she hits hers! Arden hooks his leg! Arden Raine and Skull Kid #1 win their second round match to the shock of everyone! The Weavers taunt Pace and McKinsey to end the segment!
AELLA FOLEY AND MARILYN LEE CROSS vs. POLLY SHAE MCPHERSON AND LEXI BLIXT
— Aella and Marilyn would come in fighting and action began as they met in the ring with Polly and Levi. The battle was intense! With several near falls on both sides, but ultimately, Blixt would get caught by a tandem finish from Cross and Foley whilePolly had been knocked outside. With a pinfall, Aella Foley and Marilyn Lee Cross win their round two match!
JULIE AND DAME MIRI vs. CRAIG AND JESSICA ANDERSON
— Another hotly contested one! The Andersons vs. The Miris and both teams came out swinging and we’re not talking like a key party! It was anyone's game for most of this, as Dame Miri was being paid good ass money to be here and he wasn’t about to slouch! Both sides looked good throughout this, but in the end, the Miri’s would be split apart with Julie knocked out of the ring. Dame ended up left alone in treacherous waters and the Andersons hit a tandem finish to win. Craig and Jessica Anderson win in round two!
NEVE MARX AND CASPER COLE vs. GREENLY LANCASTER AND EDDIE OLIVIER
— Marx and Cole vs. Lancaster and Olivier was the next one! Another good match featuring the young talents of Marx and Cole vs. established vets in Lancaster and Olivier! At first, age seemed to have the advantage as Lancaster and Olivier kept grounding the young team of Marx and Cole. But at one point in the match Casper Cole would turn the tide with a Ghostbuster out of nowhere in Olivier! After knocking Greenly off the apron, he’d tag in Marx! Eddie was trying to get up and ate a That’s Gonna Leave a Marx for his trouble! Neve pins Eddie… Casper Cole and Neve Marx win in the second round!
GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC vs. CONOR MACHINA AND GEORGIA LANCASTER
— This one started with Genie and Georgia sizing one another up and seemingly none too impressed with each other. Both seemed equal in power but Genie said some really hurtful things, vile things that seemed to take Georgia off guard enough to allow Genie and EJAC an early advantage. Georgia ended up cornered with back and forth tags between Genie and EJAC with EJAC going extra ham on Georgia like he had to work out some personal issues or something. Lancaster held on and eventually got free as EJAC lifted her up for a move. She slipped away, tagged Machina in and for a while, he was cleaning the house. Genie rushed in and took a shoulder tackle, EJAC took a clothesline. Conor was getting fired up and then… the titantron began to flash pictures of the fellow who he’d been feuding by the name of the Void.
Conor was distracted, then a mysterious woman Conor seemed to recognize leaped on the apron behind him! Conor turned around and took a red mist to the face from the woman! He yelled out, raking at his eyes as the Voids laughter filled the arena. Genie and EJAC were confused at weird demon women and men appearing but said fuck it, out of nowhere, EJAC quickly rolls up Conor and hooks the tights and we have it! Genie Carlson and EJAC win in round two!
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We come back from the break and we see Saylor Stanhouse’s protests still going on in the crowd. She’s still passing out signs and Brennan is giving her an annoyed look. But suddenly his mind is taken off.
Brennan Devlin: “Welcome back everyone, we’re happy to be joined by CCW staff member - songstress, woman of all trades, welcome Kit!”[/size]
Kit: “Glad to be here.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Glad to have you.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Kit, you’ve been in the back watching the show so far. What’s one result in that last round that really surprised you?”[/size]
Kit: “Conor Machina and Georgia Lancaster losing, I mean, Genie and Elijah are big deals. But - Conor Machina has been a force in CCW, and Georgia hadn’t shown a bit of ring rust.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Honestly, both are still pretty cute too and they gotta be pushing it.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “They are pretty hot. Natalie Dalton moving forward too is shocking. I don’t much like Chad, I’d prefer my good friend and woman I never posted pig gifs in retaliation against or called fat, to win. But like cockroaches, Chad and Natalie squeaked by.”[/size]
Kit: “I can sense some bad vibes from you Brennan, why do you hate Chad?”
Dulce Desjardins: “Yeah why?”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “He looks so much like Leo Dawson, and I fucking hate Leo.”[/size]
Both of them seem confused as we go into a graphic for round three.
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ROUND 3:
AELLA FOLEY AND MARILYN LEE CROSS vs. CRAIG AND JESSICA ANDERSON
— We’re back in round 3 and the Andersons have their work cut out for them with Foley and Cross taking the lead very early on. But the tenured team of the Andersons would not be pinned or submit, no matter how hard Cross and Foley tried to take them out. Ultimately, the contest would come to a screeching halt when Marilyn Cross missed a move, only for Jessica to get a quick tag in on Craig. Craig came in like a ball of fire, and while Cross and Foley fought valiantly, ultimately Foley was knocked out of the ring and dived onto by Jessica… while Craig Anderson managed to set Cross up and ultimately hit his finish for the win. Craig and Jessica Anderson win in round 3!
NEVE MARX AND CASPER COLE vs. GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC
— Another big test for the rookies in Cole and Marx, who were both ready to fight the tested team of Genie and EJAC going in who I actually almost said was ‘Genie and Carlson’ so forgive me if you’re just Carlson now, Eli. Marx and Genie started by exchanging punches, with Marx surprisingly holding her own against the powerful Genie Carlson. Eventually though, Genie would corner Marx and begin to hold her in the corner with repeated tags to EJAC who would stomp and kick at Marx. EJAC lifted Marx up and nailed her with a few chops, then backed off like he was gonna hit a move. Marx elbows Genie and then dodges, tagging in Casper. Casper is a ghost so somehow he just ran through a clothesline attempt because he can go through walls and arms and dropkicks Genie off the apron! Eli goes in after him but Casper blocks his attempt at a move and drops him with a ghostbuster for a near fall!
Casper gets up and drags Eli back to his corner, then quickly tags in Neve. Neve dives off the top and catches him with a stomp to the guts, then tags Casper in who goes up and does the same. They seemingly keep trying this but before Neve can get a tag in, Genie comes around and shoves Neve off the ropes! Casper is immediately concerned and goes to attack Genie for attacking his lady! But before he can do anything, Eli lifts him up and drops him with a finish! Eli quickly hooks the leg! EJAC and Genie Carlson win their round three match!
LISA SELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON vs. MATT AND SKYLAR KNIGHT
— The returning Skylar Knight had came back with a vengeance in this particular show, as if she’d never missed a day. But the Knights had their work cut out for them this time as Johnson and Seldon were running through their competition thus far. Rusty McFeely looked away from a lot of outside activity during this, not counting and so on as both teams brawled around the ring. Ultimately though, Seldon would spear Skylar through a barricade - then mockingly welcomed Skylar back, leaving Matt in the ring going back and forth with Santana in the ring! While the referee looked at the distraction on the outside, Santana brandished a blade, stabbed Matt then hit him with his finish! Santana immediately goes for the pin and wins it! Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson win in round 3! After the match, a concerned Skylar is seen tending to Matt and death glaring at Seldon and Johnson...
CHAD KASSIDY AND NATALIE DALTON vs. SKULL KID #1 AND ARDEN RAINE
— Natalie and Chad had won two matches so far, and this was two more than anyone expected non wrestler Natalie to win. Natalie was cocky heading into this, thinking herself a badass. She wanted in the ring first, and she wanted Skull Kid #1! It turns out, she thinks SHE’S going to get the big push Skull Kid #1 wants. Natalie Dalton for World Champion! Skull Kid #1 is confused but meets her in the ring and they go nose to nose, Chad is concerned then Skull Kid #1 chops the bajesus out of her! Natalie hits the ground and immediately begins crawling at Chad, realizing she has made a terrible mistake.
Skull Kid #1 drags her back as she tagged Chad, Skull Kid managed to tag Arden as they pulled Natalie into position for some kind of double kick thing. Chad immediately yelled “NO!!!” and dived in front of their boots, taking a swift kick in the head. Skull Kid hit his finish quickly soon after, and Arden goes for the pin while Skull Kid #1 stares down Natalie… Skull Kid #1 and Arden Raine win in round three!
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We see Saylor Stanhouse still protesting and now she has a megaphone and is more pissed than ever. Meanwhile, at the commentary table, Brennan and Dulce are joined by Nicola Martin!
Brennan Devlin: “Welcome Nicola, what are your thoughts on round three?”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Yes, tell us.”[/size]
Dulce said in an interested tone as Nicola got settled in and watched while the ring was cleaned up. Chad was busy being carried out while Natalie held his hand, he’d sacrificed himself for her!
Nicola Martin: “Honestly, Chad dying for Natalie was kind of cute. Good to see Skylar and Matt back, they gave a hell of a showing but Lisa and Santana were just too much.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Craig and Jessica are clearly the heels too, they beat up the only lesbians. Fuck Craig.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “I mean, I guess technically.”[/size]
Nicola Martin: “I like Craig.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “He’s a piece of shit. Did you see what he did to Marilyn and Aella? Let the lesbians win, I say.”[/size]
Nicola Martin: “Also my girl Neve! She gave Genie a fight! And Casper… how does he do that ghost stuff?”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Drugs.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Not any I know.”[/size]
Nicola Martin: “But Genie and EJAC have been a force and ultimately, Casper and Neve couldn’t beat them… but boy what a semi final guys!”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Right? Genie Carlson and EJAC take on that piece of human garbage Craig Anderson and his wife Jessica. I don’t know her well.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Skull Kid #1 and Arden Raine face Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson too. That’s an awkward one!”[/size]
Nicola Martin: “Right? Lisa Seldon and Skull Kid #1 have had a widely known partnership for ages… now they’re on different sides!”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Sometimes just because you have a different partner doesn’t mean you still don’t love the one you’re most known for being with.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Dulce you know everything about love.”[/size]
Nicola Martin: “... okay I’m gonna go now.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Thanks for joining us, Nicola. Now… the semi finals, lets go!”[/size]
Brennan seemed excited as Nicola slowly backed away and we’re left with what’s going on in the ring.
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SEMI FINALS:
GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC vs. CRAIG AND JESSICA ANDERSON
— This one was hotly anticipated as the Andersons face the Carlsons! The Andersons had a storied history, as Craig was the son of Urn Anderson, an Undertaker picbase. I just made that up. I’ve written 5k so far and this is only the first show. Shit was fucking crazy though, both teams were clearly tired, 5000 matches in one day was the work of a madman. But Genie and Craig were slugging it out while EJAC fought with Jessica. Genie being the powerhouse in her relationship, she threw Craig around but the nimble ass Craig would land on his feet and hit some flippy shit to subdue her.
Meanwhile, Jessica and EJAC poured into the outside, the referee was shitty at maintaining control of this because of course he was. But ultimately both teams ended up fighting around and back into the ring. Craig picked up some steam and went for a flying nothing but Eli and Genie catch him and drop him with some double suplex thing. Jessica Anderson goes for a rollup on EJAC while Genie is down for a near fall. Genie is back up and grabs Jessica up and hits some sort of tandem finish with EJAC for the win. Genie Carlson and EJAC win in the semi finals!
SKULL KID #1 AND ARDEN RAINE vs. LISA SELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON
— It was the battle of friends for Skull Kid #1 and Lisa Seldon. And Santana and Arden exchanged pleasantries. Santana began discussing his weapon collection with Arden because he was a gentleman. The two groups exchanged words for some time, before Lisa was like ‘I guess we’d better fight’ and Skull Kids was like ‘you know know we probably should should’. I can’t do a good Skull Kids forgive me.
The final section of this match saw Arden downed at ringside, with her and Santana having fought their way up the ramp. Arden had somewhat held her own with Santana, brandishing a chair on him only for Santana to fight it from her and put them both through a table. Seldon and Skull Kid #1 were having a back and forth clinic in the ring, but ultimately, Seldon would slip past Skull Kid #1 and drop him with her finish, hooking his leg for the pinfall. Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson win in the semi finals!
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We come back from the semi finals to see Brennan Devlin standing by with Dulce Desjardins! Saylor has gotten bored and is sitting looking angrily, clearly she wasn’t going to get to one woman booth this show.
Brennan Devlin: “Welcome back and boy, wasn’t the semi finals somethin…”[/size]
Before he could say anything else, Cecily Golding appears at ringside and Brennan jumps up and hugs her! The crowd are going wild.
Brennan Devlin: “Dulce my best friend is here!”[/size]
Cecily Golding: “Hi.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Welcome. Brennan was just talking about the semi finals.”
Cecily Golding: “Yeah I’m proud of Genie, she’s one of the only people I’m okay with kind of looking like me.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “I still don’t see it.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Honestly, it’s been action packed. Craig and Jessica did great, Skull Kid #1 and Arden surprised everyone by how far they went…”[/size]
Cecily Golding: “But the main event y’all, like it’s for real gonna be cool as hell.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Cool as hell fo’ sho. Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson vs. EJAC and Genie Carlson. The winner gets the Couples Cup, they’re God’s Favorite Couple, I’m pretty sure it means you can never get a divorce either or you’re going to hell so… I hope Eli’s past doesn’t come back to haunt him.”
Cecily Golding: “You mean that picture you photoshopped?”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Brennan would never do that.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “No I found that.”[/size]
Cecily Golding: “What website did you find that on?”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Idk, something that one Blue ho would have been mad over. Anyway…”[/size]
Before Brennan could say anything, a woman burst through security and it was Keana! She grabbed Brennan and began to drag him away.
Keana: “You are not spending Valentine's Day with two women who aren’t me! You’re coming with me!”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “But Keana!”[/size]
Before he could do anything else, he was drug away, leaving Cecily and Dulce on commentary.
Cecily Golding: “Guess I’m doing Brennan's job now.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Do it.”[/size]
And we fade into the finals...
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FINALS:
LISA SELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON vs. GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC
— The final match saw the Carlsons and the Johnson/Seldon tandem waste no time in beginning this battle. There was no disqualification, there had to be a winner. Both wanted it, both needed to get the Couples Cup! Santana would pair off with EJAC while Genie and Lisa had at it on the opposite side of the ring. In the early half of the match, we see both teams end up with a member clotheslined to the outside, leaving Genie in the ring with Santana. Both of them start fighting now while Lisa and EJAC regroup on the outside.
Things only continued to grow from there as Genie and Lisa exchanged several near falls, while Santana drug EJAC around the ring and began trying to drive him into the point of the steps and put an eye out. EJAC held on, he wasn’t about to lose an eye, managing to free himself by hitting a swift low blow on Santana. Santana screamed he’d been kicked in the dick and was wailing about it, EJAC went at him only for Santana to kick HIM in the dick! Then the two began exchanging dick kicks, both of them wailing as they had a dick off.
With both Santana and EJAC having dick related woes in the ring, Lisa had gotten the upperhand on Genie and hit her with a finish! But she only got a near fall! The crowd couldn’t believe it. EJAC managed to hit the ring, his dick was hurting but he wasn’t going to let a little dick stop him! He took Lisa down and dropped her with a finishing move of his own! But Santana was back in and dives into EJAC, but they accidentally wipe out Rusty McFeely - the referee was down!
Santana tries to wake the referee up, slapping him repeatedly but he’s unconscious and stuff! Wait a minute, another referee hits the ring! It’s Cool Dad Mel Swanson! Lisa quickly hooks Genies leg! 1.. 2… KICKOUT! Lisa can’t believe it! Santana says they need to get a fucking gun.
Lisa likes his idea but they go look under the ring for anything they can get, ultimately, no guns. They settle for kendo sticks. They come back to the ring and Lisa begins whipping Genie with one, Santana swipes at EJAC but he ducks it. EJAC drops Santana with his finish and tosses him out! Lisa comes up behind EJAC and breaks the stick over his head then sends him out! BUT WAIT. Genie Carlson lifts Lisa up and hits her finish! GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC WIN THE CCW COUPLES CUP!
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Genie and Elijah are celebrating in the ring when Chellsea and Charlize come down to the ring with the Couples Cup trophy in hand. They get some help getting it into the ring, the crowd going wild.
Chellsea: “On behalf of CCW, congratulations to the first ever winners of the CCW Couples Cup… Genie and Elijah Carlson!”[/size]
Charlize: “And thank you everyone for participating!”[/size]
Genie and Elijah take the cup and check it out for a few moments, fireworks going off as Chellsea and Charlize clap for the winners.
Cecily Golding: “Well there you have it, Genie and Elijah win! They’re kissing in the ring right now and celebrating!”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “How romantic.”[/size]
Cecily Golding: “Right? I’ve been Cecily Golding as Brennan Devlin, this is Dulce Desjardins.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “We’ll see you next time, maybe, if CCW comes up with some other kind of dumb achievement.”[/size]
We fade to black with Elijah and Genie smooching to end the show and celebrating their victory…
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We go through the opening package to Christ Centered Wrestling’s Couples Cup, before opening at ringside with the special ring announcers for the evening! Brennan Devlin and the CCW Ethereal Champion, Dulce Desjardins.
Brennan Devlin: “Welcome everyone to the CCW Couples Cup, I’m your host Brennan Devlin and I’m joined by the gorgeous as always Dulce Desjardins. Dulce, it’s a pleasure having you as always.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Oh I know it is.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “You saucy thing. Anyway, what a show we have for you tonight!”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “I know a lot about Valentines Day, romance and all that, as do you Brennan. And love is sometimes a fight, sometimes you have to take them down and roll around, angrily with them, until one of you gives in. Well tonight, several couples try to make their opponents give in. Only one of them can become the winner.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Aggressive, kind of hot way to put it, Dulce. But she’s right. Only one couple can make it to the end! And we’ll be with you all night to cover the latest of the CCW Couples Cup. But first… we enter round 1!”[/size]
We instantly fade into the opening round...
ROUND 1:
*All matches will be refereed by CCW senior referee and serial toucher, Rusty McFeely.
ANGEL GRIFFIN AND JACOB KUNTZ vs. GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC[/size][/b]
— Angel Griffin and Jacob Kuntz never meshed as a tag team, blind date, or anything. Their interactions on social media showed this to be the case. In spite of impressive offense against Elijah and Genie while separate, at times, ultimately, they could not overcome the tandem offense of Genie and Elijah. Ultimately, this would culminate in Kuntz getting annoyed and leaping off the apron while Angel yelled in annoyance, then took both Carlsons finish and would eat the pinfall. Angel was probably dead or at least dead to us. The Carlsons win their round one match.
ESSENCE AND AEGIDIUS vs. CONOR MACHINA AND GEORGIA LANCASTER[/size][/b]
— Brew Collar (Danielson and Wilkow) would be at ringside for this one, taunting Essence, who would be facing them later in the night at Valentine’s Slay with partner Rachel Carpenter. Lancaster and Conor would be gentlemanly about these distractions, and it seemed the two teams of faces were quite evenly matched. At one point during this contest though, Brew Collar interfered only for Machina to knock them both off the apron and suggest he didn’t want it to go like that. The battle between Lancaster/Machina and Essence/Aegidius continued. Ultimately, the contest saw Georgia hoist Essence over her head, only for Essence to rake her eyes and to tackle Georgia out of the ring. Conor went for his finish, only for Aegidius to leap off his back! Aegidius tried his finish but Conor gets out of it just prior! Conor nails his finish! Conor Machina and Georgia Lancaster get a surprise win! After the match, the two teams shake hands as a mutual sign of respect.
ZEKE DAVIS AND PARKER DAE vs. GREENLY LANCASTER AND EDDIE OLIVIER
— Eddie and Greenly would come in fighting as Eddie made his CCW debut against the similarly debuting Davis and Dae. Dae still followed the wrong CCW account but we forgive her for that. But the batte was intense! With several near falls on both sides, but ultimately, Parker would get caught by a tandem finish from Greenly and Eddie while Zeke had been knocked outside. With a pinfall, Greenly Lancaster and Eddie Olivier win their round one match!
NEVE MARX AND CASPER COLE vs. XANDER AND RAYOLA FILLMORE
— Newcomers Xander and Rayola Fillmore came in with a head full of fire and took the fight to CCW mainstay Neve Marx and her man, Casper Cole. Ultimately though, the match culminated in the well oiled team of Marx and Cole gaining the upper hand and separating the married couple through quick tags and offense. Ultimately, the tandem of Marx and Cole was too much to handle and Marx submits Rayola with the Punctuation Marx. Neve Marx and Casper Cole win their first round match!
CRAIG AND JESSICA ANDERSON vs. FUDGECAKE AND CARTIER
— This was a big one for most watching at home, Craig and Jessica Anderson teaming back up to take on Fudgecake and Cartier. The proven team versus a team who were just doing it. Cartier and Fudgecake seemed preoccupied slapping each other’s butts to tag in, which really impeded the whole offense against the Andersons to be fair. Cartier and Fudgecake gave it their all, but the tandem offense of the Andersons was too much, every move they made, the Andersons had an answer for. But ultimately Craig and Jessica Anderson defeated Fudgecake and Cartier via a finish on Fudgecake and pinfall to win in the first round!
JULIE AND DAME MIRI vs. DEIRDRE EVANS AND SAGA
— Dame Miri swore he wouldn’t work for us again after Saudi Arabia but he was back. After a PTSD episode in the back, Dame was like a wild man once in the ring, his survival instinct kicked in. Julie was in the corner all ‘dang’, while Deirdre Evans went toe to toe with Miri. Early on it was pretty even but Deirdre was using her power. Then she tags in Saga. X and the Miri’s end up hitting the ring, everything is anarchy! Deirdre goes for a spear, Julie dodges and she spears the turnbuckle! This leaves the Miri’s with X and they hit their tag team finish A Very Miri Christmas for the pinfall. Julie and Dame Miri win their first round match!
AZI AND CAIUS vs. AELLA FOLEY AND MARILYN LEE CROSS
— Azi and Caius got to the ring late because they were backstage doing it. It was a day of romance and this was really cutting into their time. Caius was in the ring waving back to Azi who flashed her boobs at him, only for Caius to be rolled up! Azi is screeching as she tries to get into the ring to help but Aella and Marilyn win! Aella Foley and Marilyn Lee Cross win their first round match!
POLLY SHAE MCPHERSON AND LEVI BLIXT vs. ESTEBAN CORDOVA AND CAMILA VAINE
— Things had really gotten McPhersonal on Twitter between Polly and Levi and Esteban and Camila. So there was a feud heading in, with both teams wanting to embarrass the other. McPherson and Blixt wanted to make sure Cordova and Vaine remembered them, while Vaine and Cordova just wanted the W. This was a highly competitive opening round match as both teams knew it all rode on this. Towards the end, Vaine got quite literally a 2 and ½ count on Blixt. Ultimately though, she would tag in Cordova who set up his finish on Blixt. McPherson would tackle Vaine out of the ring and the two went rolling, fighting, biting and scary shit like that. Cordova looked confused, only for Blixt to get free and drop Cordova for the finish for a three count. Polly McPherson and Levi Blixt win in the first round!
RACHEL CARPENTER AND RORY SULLIVAN vs. WINTER AND KAVEN DRELL
— This one went all sorts of topsy turvy from the start, at first, the Drells were bringing the fight but Carpenter and Sullivan were giving a valiant effort. The thing was, Brew Collar wanted vengeance for earlier in the night, and to get in the head of Carpenter who would be teaming with Essence to fight them later in the night at Valentine’s Slay. So who else was to show up but Wilkow and Danielson? Brew Collar’s appearance was causing a consistent distraction, which Essence who returned to ringside hoped to deal with! She attacked Wilkow, chopping the shit out of the big man because she is a hoss, then Aegidius leaped the barricade and took Wilkow and Danielson out! Back in the ring, Rory was being picked apart by Winter while Kaven and Rachel fought on the outside. The fighting eventually came into the ring as Essence and Aegidius rolled through fighting Brew Collar. It was in this distraction that Winter Drell managed to hit her finish on Rory and get the pinfall, as Rachel NEARLY made the save, but not quite. Winter and Kaven Drell win in the first round via pinfall!
ARIA AND JASON VAN OWEN vs. LISA SELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON
— Both teams were very game in this one, with both sides seemingly looking forward to etching out a victory. It was evenly matched for the most part, but ultimately, the final seconds of the match saw Seldon and Aria fighting on the apron, while Van Owen looked to hit his finish on Johnson. Johnson ducked and nearly shoved him into Aria. Before he could react to the shock if this, Santana hit him with a finish and got the pinfall. Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson win the first round match.
MATT AND SKYLAR KNIGHT vs. LEIA LEBEAU AND DONOVAN KEANE
— We see the return of Matt and Skylar Knight, a husband wife duo who made a big name for themselves early in Year 1 of Christ Centered Wrestling. They were facing Leila LeBeau and Donovan Keane who were making their CCW debut. Things went off, right off, with both teams exchanging blows, with Keane taking Matt out of the ring while Skylar and Leia went back and forth. The match would continue on with the Knights seemingly dominating until LeBeau and Keane attempted to turn it around! They seemed to have Matt where they wanted, only for Skylar to hit a blind tag, take LeBeau off the apron, and hit Keane with their tandem finish! Matt and Skylar Knight win in the first round.
JESSE MORGAN AND VINCE VANCE vs. DANNY DASTARDLY AND VERA LEIGH CASEY.
— Morgan and Vance made their in ring debut against two similarly debuting talents in Vera Leigh Casey and Danny Dastardly. The Real Hog N’ Rolla came in looking good, immediately taking it to Vance who would often back to the corner and cover up. Vance would sneakily get tagged by Morgan who immediately leaped in and from there, they used underhanded tactics to hold Dastardly in the corner from his partner for most of the match, hitting him with a flurry of stomps and other moves to keep him isolated. Jesse Morgan and Vince Vance win in the first round.
RILEY SAVELL AND GAVIN GRIMES vs. ALEXANDRIA MONROE AND TERRY HAWKING
— This was a hell of a match as Alexandria and Terry really brought it to Riley Savell and Gavin Grimes. Grimes and Savell kept giving the back and forth with Hawking and Alexandria, with both teams trading near falls. But ultimately, what lead to a loss was a final exchange where Hawking would have Savell set up in his finish. Alexandria went to subdue Grimes, only for Grimes to toss her to the floor. Hawkings would let go of Savell to go attack Grimes, but Grimes dodges, catches him with his finish and Savell rolls him up to hook the tights for a win! Riley Savell and Gavin Grimes win in the first round.
MYKIE VILLANUEVA AND BARRY SABAN vs. CHAD KASSIDY AND NATALIE DALTON
— The in ring debut of Natalie Dalton was up next as she teamed with the brand new Paradigm Shift Wrestlig World Champion Chad Kassidy to take on CCW mainstay Mykie Villanueva and her beau, the beast Barry Saban. Chad and Natalie were seemingly in trouble for most of this, with Chad seemingly reluctant to tag Natalie in as he faced Barry, who threw him around as if he were nothing. Barry would eventually tag Mykie in who proceeded to stomp around on him and hit various moves as well, but Chad showed signs of life!
Chad would catch her with a Chad Boot and manage to tag in Natalie who had only gotten pissed seeing her man beaten up. She dived on Mykie and the two women began catfighting, with Natalie resorting to hair pulling and slapping while Mykie was going for punches. Eventually, Chad hopped in the ring and began to stalk Mykie, catching Mykie with a boot. Natalie and Chad look up and Barry is fucking pissed, both wave him off, only for him to bowl right through them. Then he takes hold of Chad and scoops him up, nobody attacks his woman! Barry would begin powerbombing Chad into the ground repeatedly while Natalie laid holding her ribs. Rusty McFeely kept trying to get Barry to stop, with it even getting to the point Mykie was trying to calm her monster down. Ultimately, Rusty had no choice but to disqualify Barry, which only made him more angry! But this gave Natalie time to pull Chad to safety, then they ran like hell. Chad Kassidy and Natalie Dalton win in the first round via disqualification.
SKULL KID #1 AND ARDEN RAINE vs. EMMA COSCO AND WILLIE TAYLOR
— Skull Kid #1 was here and he was yelling about his big push, he was joined by Arden Raine who seemed to be in agreement but they had their work cutout against a standout like Willie Taylor and his lady, Emma Cosco! Both teams seemed evenly matched which was shocking considering Arden was a relative newcomer, but Skull Kid #1 had seemingly taught her well. The two teams had a heavy back and forth, but it ultimately culminates in a pinfall victory for Skull Kid #1 and Arden! Skull Kid #1 and Arden Raine win in the first round.
NOAH AND LOLA WEAVER vs. AARON PACE AND FAITH MCKINSEY
— While entering, Lola and Noah were attacked from behind by the King’s Road World Heavyweight Champion, Aaron Pace! He took both out with the belt, then proceeded to drag them to the ring with Faith McKinsey in tow who seemed confused at this act of aggression. Once in the ring, the referee checked on the Weavers, both of who struggled and demanded to continue. This match was a valiant effort on the Weavers part, who seemingly had more just added to their feud with McKinsey and Pace. The Weavers tried to do their usual quick tags in and out, but being they were just both hit in the head with a belt repeatedly had some slowness to their step. Ultimately, Lola would grab Pace’s junk to stop him, only for him to shove her into a ring post. Noah would hit the ring to defend his lady, only for Pace to duck his clothesline, catch him with a thumb to the eye and hit the Pacemaker… then tagged Faith in to make the pin. This one never even really got started too hard thanks to Aaron’s scheming, but ends with Lola and Noah screaming that Pace and McKinsey would pay. Aaron Pace and Faith McKinsey win in the first round.
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We return to the ringside area where we see Saylor Stanhouse in the crowd protesting tonights commentators. She has her husband Alexei with her, who has a badly written sign that says ‘LET HOT SAYLOR MUST COMMENTATE’ whatever that means.
Brennan Devlin: “And welcome back everyone! That was round one of the Couples Cup and what a fight it was. They all fought for the win, but most of all, for love.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “I’ve fought for love, and I’ve fought love once. Either way you go, you’re in for a wild ride… Love to ride.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “You’re so cool. Anyway, we had a lot of surprising things happen so lets recap, that fucking piece of shit Aaron Pace blindsided the Weavers.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Did you notice how reluctant Faith was though? Seems he hasn’t rubbed off on her as much as he thinks.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “You and your double entendres.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “I love saying them.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “And I love hearing them. Chad Kassidy and Natalie Dalton with an upset over Mykie Villanueva and Big Barry. But both of them have to be hurting after the big man pounded them into the ground.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “First time?”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Oh you. We also saw that god damn Brew Collar get involved in my daughter Essences match, as well as her friend Rachel, and honestly, what the fuck Brew Collar?”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Brennan honey, there was so much going on, but it looks like they’re about set up for round two.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Well shit. Ladies and gentlemen, lets get ready for ROUND TWO of the CCW Couples Cup! Let’s get right into it.”[/size]
We immediately go right into the second round matches!
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ROUND 2:
WINTER AND KAVEN DRELL vs. LISA SELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON
— Santana was here and he was yelling about his desire to cut on some bitches, he was joined by Lisa Seldon who seemed to be in agreement but they had their work cutout against a standout like Kaven and his lady, Winter Drell! This one was getting kind of nuts fast with lots of fighting outside. See, while Santana was a stabby as bitch, Kaven had them fucking crazy eyes so they fought up the ramp. Neither was the legal man so this left Winter and Lisa in the ring… wait what the fuck? Santana and Kaven just somehow ended up with Kaven tackling Santana off the stage into electrical equipment? Both are kind of down but Santana is like ‘do it again’? What the hell. Back in the ring, the war between Lisa and Winter escalated with both sharing clubbing blows. Ultimately though, the impromptu one on one match (as Kaven was trying to get up and Santana was jonesing for another electrical shock) came to a close as Lisa slipped out of one of Winter’s finishes and caught her with her own for a pinfall! Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson move to the next round.
MATT AND SKYLAR KNIGHT vs. JESSE MORGAN AND VINCE VANCE
— This was a hell of a match as both teams really brought it. The Knights kept giving the back and forth with Vance and Morgan, with both teams trading near falls. But ultimately, what lead to a loss was a final exchange where Vance would have Matt set up in his finish. Morgan went to subdue Skylar, only for Skylar to toss her to the floor. Vance would let go of Knight to go attack Skylar, but Skylar dodges, catches him with her finish and Matt rolls him up to hook the tights for a win! Matt and Skylar Knight win in the second round!
RILEY SAVELL AND GAVIN GRIMES vs. CHAD KASSIDY AND NATALIE DALTON
— It was the battle of business partners, and also Gavin and Chad were there. The match started with Riley and Natalie in the ring, though neither seemed to want to hit each other and they were busy practicing their stretches. Ultimately though, when Gavin and Chad started the fighting half of the match, Natalie and Riley kind of gossiped in the corner. This continued on sometime while Chad and Gavin punched each other in the face for the amusement of their women. Ultimately, though, the match would come to a close when in some chaos where Natalie, Riley, Gavin and Chad all nearly bumped into each other. The ladies were technically tagged in, Riley didn’t seem to realize, so while they were in the ring discussing business ventures… Natalie rolls Riley up for the 3! Natalie Dalton and Chad Kassidy shock the world and win in the second round!
SKULL KID #1 AND ARDEN RAINE vs. FAITH MCKINSEY AND AARON PACE
— This was a big one for most watching, the Kings Road World Champion - Aaron Pace and CCW GM Faith McKinsey teaming up to take on Skull Kid #1 and Arden Raine. Both teams had a lot to prove here. This lead to a seemingly even match for most of the beginning, with neither giving the other any slack right off. Ultimately, things were looking good for Pace as he overpowered Skull Kid #1, but then Lola Weaver leaps up on the apron to distract him and Noah Weaver yanks Faith off the apron! Aaron turns around and Skull Kid #1 hits his finisher! Then he quickly tags in Arden and she hits hers! Arden hooks his leg! Arden Raine and Skull Kid #1 win their second round match to the shock of everyone! The Weavers taunt Pace and McKinsey to end the segment!
AELLA FOLEY AND MARILYN LEE CROSS vs. POLLY SHAE MCPHERSON AND LEXI BLIXT
— Aella and Marilyn would come in fighting and action began as they met in the ring with Polly and Levi. The battle was intense! With several near falls on both sides, but ultimately, Blixt would get caught by a tandem finish from Cross and Foley whilePolly had been knocked outside. With a pinfall, Aella Foley and Marilyn Lee Cross win their round two match!
JULIE AND DAME MIRI vs. CRAIG AND JESSICA ANDERSON
— Another hotly contested one! The Andersons vs. The Miris and both teams came out swinging and we’re not talking like a key party! It was anyone's game for most of this, as Dame Miri was being paid good ass money to be here and he wasn’t about to slouch! Both sides looked good throughout this, but in the end, the Miri’s would be split apart with Julie knocked out of the ring. Dame ended up left alone in treacherous waters and the Andersons hit a tandem finish to win. Craig and Jessica Anderson win in round two!
NEVE MARX AND CASPER COLE vs. GREENLY LANCASTER AND EDDIE OLIVIER
— Marx and Cole vs. Lancaster and Olivier was the next one! Another good match featuring the young talents of Marx and Cole vs. established vets in Lancaster and Olivier! At first, age seemed to have the advantage as Lancaster and Olivier kept grounding the young team of Marx and Cole. But at one point in the match Casper Cole would turn the tide with a Ghostbuster out of nowhere in Olivier! After knocking Greenly off the apron, he’d tag in Marx! Eddie was trying to get up and ate a That’s Gonna Leave a Marx for his trouble! Neve pins Eddie… Casper Cole and Neve Marx win in the second round!
GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC vs. CONOR MACHINA AND GEORGIA LANCASTER
— This one started with Genie and Georgia sizing one another up and seemingly none too impressed with each other. Both seemed equal in power but Genie said some really hurtful things, vile things that seemed to take Georgia off guard enough to allow Genie and EJAC an early advantage. Georgia ended up cornered with back and forth tags between Genie and EJAC with EJAC going extra ham on Georgia like he had to work out some personal issues or something. Lancaster held on and eventually got free as EJAC lifted her up for a move. She slipped away, tagged Machina in and for a while, he was cleaning the house. Genie rushed in and took a shoulder tackle, EJAC took a clothesline. Conor was getting fired up and then… the titantron began to flash pictures of the fellow who he’d been feuding by the name of the Void.
Conor was distracted, then a mysterious woman Conor seemed to recognize leaped on the apron behind him! Conor turned around and took a red mist to the face from the woman! He yelled out, raking at his eyes as the Voids laughter filled the arena. Genie and EJAC were confused at weird demon women and men appearing but said fuck it, out of nowhere, EJAC quickly rolls up Conor and hooks the tights and we have it! Genie Carlson and EJAC win in round two!
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We come back from the break and we see Saylor Stanhouse’s protests still going on in the crowd. She’s still passing out signs and Brennan is giving her an annoyed look. But suddenly his mind is taken off.
Brennan Devlin: “Welcome back everyone, we’re happy to be joined by CCW staff member - songstress, woman of all trades, welcome Kit!”[/size]
Kit: “Glad to be here.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Glad to have you.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Kit, you’ve been in the back watching the show so far. What’s one result in that last round that really surprised you?”[/size]
Kit: “Conor Machina and Georgia Lancaster losing, I mean, Genie and Elijah are big deals. But - Conor Machina has been a force in CCW, and Georgia hadn’t shown a bit of ring rust.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Honestly, both are still pretty cute too and they gotta be pushing it.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “They are pretty hot. Natalie Dalton moving forward too is shocking. I don’t much like Chad, I’d prefer my good friend and woman I never posted pig gifs in retaliation against or called fat, to win. But like cockroaches, Chad and Natalie squeaked by.”[/size]
Kit: “I can sense some bad vibes from you Brennan, why do you hate Chad?”
Dulce Desjardins: “Yeah why?”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “He looks so much like Leo Dawson, and I fucking hate Leo.”[/size]
Both of them seem confused as we go into a graphic for round three.
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ROUND 3:
AELLA FOLEY AND MARILYN LEE CROSS vs. CRAIG AND JESSICA ANDERSON
— We’re back in round 3 and the Andersons have their work cut out for them with Foley and Cross taking the lead very early on. But the tenured team of the Andersons would not be pinned or submit, no matter how hard Cross and Foley tried to take them out. Ultimately, the contest would come to a screeching halt when Marilyn Cross missed a move, only for Jessica to get a quick tag in on Craig. Craig came in like a ball of fire, and while Cross and Foley fought valiantly, ultimately Foley was knocked out of the ring and dived onto by Jessica… while Craig Anderson managed to set Cross up and ultimately hit his finish for the win. Craig and Jessica Anderson win in round 3!
NEVE MARX AND CASPER COLE vs. GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC
— Another big test for the rookies in Cole and Marx, who were both ready to fight the tested team of Genie and EJAC going in who I actually almost said was ‘Genie and Carlson’ so forgive me if you’re just Carlson now, Eli. Marx and Genie started by exchanging punches, with Marx surprisingly holding her own against the powerful Genie Carlson. Eventually though, Genie would corner Marx and begin to hold her in the corner with repeated tags to EJAC who would stomp and kick at Marx. EJAC lifted Marx up and nailed her with a few chops, then backed off like he was gonna hit a move. Marx elbows Genie and then dodges, tagging in Casper. Casper is a ghost so somehow he just ran through a clothesline attempt because he can go through walls and arms and dropkicks Genie off the apron! Eli goes in after him but Casper blocks his attempt at a move and drops him with a ghostbuster for a near fall!
Casper gets up and drags Eli back to his corner, then quickly tags in Neve. Neve dives off the top and catches him with a stomp to the guts, then tags Casper in who goes up and does the same. They seemingly keep trying this but before Neve can get a tag in, Genie comes around and shoves Neve off the ropes! Casper is immediately concerned and goes to attack Genie for attacking his lady! But before he can do anything, Eli lifts him up and drops him with a finish! Eli quickly hooks the leg! EJAC and Genie Carlson win their round three match!
LISA SELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON vs. MATT AND SKYLAR KNIGHT
— The returning Skylar Knight had came back with a vengeance in this particular show, as if she’d never missed a day. But the Knights had their work cut out for them this time as Johnson and Seldon were running through their competition thus far. Rusty McFeely looked away from a lot of outside activity during this, not counting and so on as both teams brawled around the ring. Ultimately though, Seldon would spear Skylar through a barricade - then mockingly welcomed Skylar back, leaving Matt in the ring going back and forth with Santana in the ring! While the referee looked at the distraction on the outside, Santana brandished a blade, stabbed Matt then hit him with his finish! Santana immediately goes for the pin and wins it! Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson win in round 3! After the match, a concerned Skylar is seen tending to Matt and death glaring at Seldon and Johnson...
CHAD KASSIDY AND NATALIE DALTON vs. SKULL KID #1 AND ARDEN RAINE
— Natalie and Chad had won two matches so far, and this was two more than anyone expected non wrestler Natalie to win. Natalie was cocky heading into this, thinking herself a badass. She wanted in the ring first, and she wanted Skull Kid #1! It turns out, she thinks SHE’S going to get the big push Skull Kid #1 wants. Natalie Dalton for World Champion! Skull Kid #1 is confused but meets her in the ring and they go nose to nose, Chad is concerned then Skull Kid #1 chops the bajesus out of her! Natalie hits the ground and immediately begins crawling at Chad, realizing she has made a terrible mistake.
Skull Kid #1 drags her back as she tagged Chad, Skull Kid managed to tag Arden as they pulled Natalie into position for some kind of double kick thing. Chad immediately yelled “NO!!!” and dived in front of their boots, taking a swift kick in the head. Skull Kid hit his finish quickly soon after, and Arden goes for the pin while Skull Kid #1 stares down Natalie… Skull Kid #1 and Arden Raine win in round three!
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We see Saylor Stanhouse still protesting and now she has a megaphone and is more pissed than ever. Meanwhile, at the commentary table, Brennan and Dulce are joined by Nicola Martin!
Brennan Devlin: “Welcome Nicola, what are your thoughts on round three?”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Yes, tell us.”[/size]
Dulce said in an interested tone as Nicola got settled in and watched while the ring was cleaned up. Chad was busy being carried out while Natalie held his hand, he’d sacrificed himself for her!
Nicola Martin: “Honestly, Chad dying for Natalie was kind of cute. Good to see Skylar and Matt back, they gave a hell of a showing but Lisa and Santana were just too much.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Craig and Jessica are clearly the heels too, they beat up the only lesbians. Fuck Craig.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “I mean, I guess technically.”[/size]
Nicola Martin: “I like Craig.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “He’s a piece of shit. Did you see what he did to Marilyn and Aella? Let the lesbians win, I say.”[/size]
Nicola Martin: “Also my girl Neve! She gave Genie a fight! And Casper… how does he do that ghost stuff?”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Drugs.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Not any I know.”[/size]
Nicola Martin: “But Genie and EJAC have been a force and ultimately, Casper and Neve couldn’t beat them… but boy what a semi final guys!”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Right? Genie Carlson and EJAC take on that piece of human garbage Craig Anderson and his wife Jessica. I don’t know her well.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Skull Kid #1 and Arden Raine face Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson too. That’s an awkward one!”[/size]
Nicola Martin: “Right? Lisa Seldon and Skull Kid #1 have had a widely known partnership for ages… now they’re on different sides!”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Sometimes just because you have a different partner doesn’t mean you still don’t love the one you’re most known for being with.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Dulce you know everything about love.”[/size]
Nicola Martin: “... okay I’m gonna go now.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Thanks for joining us, Nicola. Now… the semi finals, lets go!”[/size]
Brennan seemed excited as Nicola slowly backed away and we’re left with what’s going on in the ring.
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SEMI FINALS:
GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC vs. CRAIG AND JESSICA ANDERSON
— This one was hotly anticipated as the Andersons face the Carlsons! The Andersons had a storied history, as Craig was the son of Urn Anderson, an Undertaker picbase. I just made that up. I’ve written 5k so far and this is only the first show. Shit was fucking crazy though, both teams were clearly tired, 5000 matches in one day was the work of a madman. But Genie and Craig were slugging it out while EJAC fought with Jessica. Genie being the powerhouse in her relationship, she threw Craig around but the nimble ass Craig would land on his feet and hit some flippy shit to subdue her.
Meanwhile, Jessica and EJAC poured into the outside, the referee was shitty at maintaining control of this because of course he was. But ultimately both teams ended up fighting around and back into the ring. Craig picked up some steam and went for a flying nothing but Eli and Genie catch him and drop him with some double suplex thing. Jessica Anderson goes for a rollup on EJAC while Genie is down for a near fall. Genie is back up and grabs Jessica up and hits some sort of tandem finish with EJAC for the win. Genie Carlson and EJAC win in the semi finals!
SKULL KID #1 AND ARDEN RAINE vs. LISA SELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON
— It was the battle of friends for Skull Kid #1 and Lisa Seldon. And Santana and Arden exchanged pleasantries. Santana began discussing his weapon collection with Arden because he was a gentleman. The two groups exchanged words for some time, before Lisa was like ‘I guess we’d better fight’ and Skull Kids was like ‘you know know we probably should should’. I can’t do a good Skull Kids forgive me.
The final section of this match saw Arden downed at ringside, with her and Santana having fought their way up the ramp. Arden had somewhat held her own with Santana, brandishing a chair on him only for Santana to fight it from her and put them both through a table. Seldon and Skull Kid #1 were having a back and forth clinic in the ring, but ultimately, Seldon would slip past Skull Kid #1 and drop him with her finish, hooking his leg for the pinfall. Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson win in the semi finals!
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We come back from the semi finals to see Brennan Devlin standing by with Dulce Desjardins! Saylor has gotten bored and is sitting looking angrily, clearly she wasn’t going to get to one woman booth this show.
Brennan Devlin: “Welcome back and boy, wasn’t the semi finals somethin…”[/size]
Before he could say anything else, Cecily Golding appears at ringside and Brennan jumps up and hugs her! The crowd are going wild.
Brennan Devlin: “Dulce my best friend is here!”[/size]
Cecily Golding: “Hi.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Welcome. Brennan was just talking about the semi finals.”
Cecily Golding: “Yeah I’m proud of Genie, she’s one of the only people I’m okay with kind of looking like me.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “I still don’t see it.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Honestly, it’s been action packed. Craig and Jessica did great, Skull Kid #1 and Arden surprised everyone by how far they went…”[/size]
Cecily Golding: “But the main event y’all, like it’s for real gonna be cool as hell.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Cool as hell fo’ sho. Lisa Seldon and Santana Johnson vs. EJAC and Genie Carlson. The winner gets the Couples Cup, they’re God’s Favorite Couple, I’m pretty sure it means you can never get a divorce either or you’re going to hell so… I hope Eli’s past doesn’t come back to haunt him.”
Cecily Golding: “You mean that picture you photoshopped?”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Brennan would never do that.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “No I found that.”[/size]
Cecily Golding: “What website did you find that on?”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Idk, something that one Blue ho would have been mad over. Anyway…”[/size]
Before Brennan could say anything, a woman burst through security and it was Keana! She grabbed Brennan and began to drag him away.
Keana: “You are not spending Valentine's Day with two women who aren’t me! You’re coming with me!”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “But Keana!”[/size]
Before he could do anything else, he was drug away, leaving Cecily and Dulce on commentary.
Cecily Golding: “Guess I’m doing Brennan's job now.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “Do it.”[/size]
And we fade into the finals...
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FINALS:
LISA SELDON AND SANTANA JOHNSON vs. GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC
— The final match saw the Carlsons and the Johnson/Seldon tandem waste no time in beginning this battle. There was no disqualification, there had to be a winner. Both wanted it, both needed to get the Couples Cup! Santana would pair off with EJAC while Genie and Lisa had at it on the opposite side of the ring. In the early half of the match, we see both teams end up with a member clotheslined to the outside, leaving Genie in the ring with Santana. Both of them start fighting now while Lisa and EJAC regroup on the outside.
Things only continued to grow from there as Genie and Lisa exchanged several near falls, while Santana drug EJAC around the ring and began trying to drive him into the point of the steps and put an eye out. EJAC held on, he wasn’t about to lose an eye, managing to free himself by hitting a swift low blow on Santana. Santana screamed he’d been kicked in the dick and was wailing about it, EJAC went at him only for Santana to kick HIM in the dick! Then the two began exchanging dick kicks, both of them wailing as they had a dick off.
With both Santana and EJAC having dick related woes in the ring, Lisa had gotten the upperhand on Genie and hit her with a finish! But she only got a near fall! The crowd couldn’t believe it. EJAC managed to hit the ring, his dick was hurting but he wasn’t going to let a little dick stop him! He took Lisa down and dropped her with a finishing move of his own! But Santana was back in and dives into EJAC, but they accidentally wipe out Rusty McFeely - the referee was down!
Santana tries to wake the referee up, slapping him repeatedly but he’s unconscious and stuff! Wait a minute, another referee hits the ring! It’s Cool Dad Mel Swanson! Lisa quickly hooks Genies leg! 1.. 2… KICKOUT! Lisa can’t believe it! Santana says they need to get a fucking gun.
Lisa likes his idea but they go look under the ring for anything they can get, ultimately, no guns. They settle for kendo sticks. They come back to the ring and Lisa begins whipping Genie with one, Santana swipes at EJAC but he ducks it. EJAC drops Santana with his finish and tosses him out! Lisa comes up behind EJAC and breaks the stick over his head then sends him out! BUT WAIT. Genie Carlson lifts Lisa up and hits her finish! GENIE CARLSON AND EJAC WIN THE CCW COUPLES CUP!
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Genie and Elijah are celebrating in the ring when Chellsea and Charlize come down to the ring with the Couples Cup trophy in hand. They get some help getting it into the ring, the crowd going wild.
Chellsea: “On behalf of CCW, congratulations to the first ever winners of the CCW Couples Cup… Genie and Elijah Carlson!”[/size]
Charlize: “And thank you everyone for participating!”[/size]
Genie and Elijah take the cup and check it out for a few moments, fireworks going off as Chellsea and Charlize clap for the winners.
Cecily Golding: “Well there you have it, Genie and Elijah win! They’re kissing in the ring right now and celebrating!”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “How romantic.”[/size]
Cecily Golding: “Right? I’ve been Cecily Golding as Brennan Devlin, this is Dulce Desjardins.”[/size]
Dulce Desjardins: “We’ll see you next time, maybe, if CCW comes up with some other kind of dumb achievement.”[/size]
We fade to black with Elijah and Genie smooching to end the show and celebrating their victory…
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