Post by CCWrestling on May 23, 2021 19:23:50 GMT
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Everyone had known CCW for 20 years, it had never been shit. We open with a brief package going over names that had appeared in CCW over its 20 year lifespan, and even prior in the 80s as the Christ Centered Wrestling Federation. We saw such names as Rock Pearson and the rockamaniacs, twin brother and sister team Brianne and Brian Damage who looked like Brennan and Cecily in wigs apparently, also there was a clip of Essence because she may be an immortal who is just 19 forever or it was an error.
Even such famous wrestlers as the Nacho Man and his wife when he broke free of Scary Mary and his wife beat that bitch in the head with a brick before making out with her man as you do. Lots of history went over in this package, as we jump right into the show soon after!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Welcome everyone to Wrestling WIth Christmas, the only wrestling show around Christmas that keeps the Christ in Christmas! I am Lazlo Goodlove and by me as always is the lovely Saylor Stanhouse.”
Saylor Stanhouse: “I’m sure you’re happy to be here with me Lazlo, and we have a show for you all tonight! A big one! And I know big, have you seen my husband?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Mr. Stanhouse’s endowments aside, we have several championships on the line, Jesus is in the building, Santa is here, and more! And we start things off with the 20 years of CCW battle royal!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Everyone is in the ring and ready to go! Who will win?!”
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20 Years of CCW BATTLE ROYAL
DULCE DESJARDINS WON.
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After the match, Dulce Desjardins stood in the ring looking winded, even though she had mostly stolen the match. Soon, Santa entered the ring with his sack and Dulce gave him an amused look. She waved to Orion as he went to the back, clearly with plans to thank her man who had helped her significantly through the match.
Santa: “Dulce Desjardins, you won the battle royal. While that may have been through some trickery, ho ho ho, the rules state that you get what is in my sack…”
Dulce Desjardins: “I’ll always win when there’s a sack involved.”
She said jokingly, shooting him a wink, as Santa looked a bit nervous. She had sat on his lap on the outside the whole match and well… that had been a hard situation.
Santa: “As winner of my battle royal, ho ho ho, you win the newest, grandest prize that CCW can offer.”
Dulce Desjardins: “And that is… money?”
Santa: “Ha, money, no something more valuable!”
Dulce Desjardins: “Gold? Is it gold? I work hard as director of merchandise, I could probably cash that up into something nice.”
Santa began to fumble with his sack, only for Dulce to take it as her expert hands could do this better. She skillfully took his sack and began to unveil the prize inside.
Santa: “Congratulations Dulce Desjardins, you are the first ever CCW Ethereal Champion!”
Dulce Desjardins: “I am too perfect for this world, I agree with this belt. Thank you! And as your champion, I promise, you’ll all see a whole lot more of me…”
She played with Santas jacket as he looked a bit concerned, conflicted and all that.
Santa: “Oh… oh boy…”
Dulce Desjardins: “We’ll talk later. I need to go reward my Orion, first. And to the rest of you.. Don’t come for this belt. Because I’ll be on top, always.”
We fade with a confident statement from the new champion as she heads to the back to celebrate with her man, parading around her gold a bit, as Santa still looks flustered.
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GOLDEN TICKET CHAMPIONSHIP
— Heather Haze © vs. Azi vs. Essence vs. Allister Meowly vs. Jason Van Owen vs. Raptor vs. A.J. Jenkynx vs. Taylor Lynn vs. Aegidius
[*]Essence hit her boob over a chair and is yelling my boob while Aegidius fights Raptor. Raptor chokebombs Aegidius on the floor… 1.. 2… 3. NEW GOLDEN TICKET CHAMPION, RAPTOR! But Essence is over her boob related woes and uses the chair that hurt her boob to hurt Raptor. She hits him once and he no sells it, then she begins wailing on him!
[*]Essence pummels him into the floor and pins him… 1… 2… 3! NEW GOLDEN TICKET CHAMPION. ESSENCE!
[*]Jason Van Owen tackles Essence to the ground and ALLISTER MEOWLY TURNS INTO LIKE FIVE CATS AND BEGAN TO CLAW JASON IN THE FACE. ITS A CAT-TASTROPHE. Essence tries to escape but Taylor Lynn catches her with a finish! 1… 2… 3! NEW GOLDEN TICKET CHAMPION, TAYLOR LYNN!
[*]But Taylor Lynn just got fucked up by AJ Jenkynx with the 9 Deadly Sins! That’s two more than normal! 1… 2… 3! NEW GOLDEN TICKET CHAMPION AJ JENKYNX.
[*]BUT MEOWLY. OH MY GOD MEOWLY! One of her cats she turned into crawls down AJ Jenkynxs trousers and is going fucking batshit clawing him in the dick. AJ Jenkynx is all AHHH but the cats claws are sinked in. He hits the ground due to loss of his lower body due to cat claws and several cats climb atop him! 1… 2… 3… ALLISTER MEOWLY IS THE NEW GOLDEN TICKET CHAMPION.
[*]Jason Van Owen had incapacitated Azi who had been fighting him again and he picked a cat up and hit it with his finishing move. HE JUST MAYBE KILLED A CAT. The cat turned back into Allister Meowly and he pinned her… NEW GOLDEN TICKET CHAMPION JASON VAN OWEN!
[*]Everyone wanted the gd belt when a gentleman slipped over to Azi and handed her something. Van Owen turned and gave them a what the hell sort of look and out of nowhere, Azi fireballs him in the fucking face! AZI GOES FOR THE PIN NOW EVERYONE IS GOING FUCKING CRAZY. Jason Van Owen is all my face it burns I’m melting. AZI IS THE NEW GOLDEN TICKET CHAMPION!
[*]Azi was heading out of the arena when… the former champion Heather Haze rushes through the crowd, all of whom are cheering this chaos on as it has fallen out into the arena! HAZE WANTS HER BELT. Azi and her compatriot don’t see her coming as Heather leaps off a railing and crossbodies into both of them! HEATHER WITH THE PIN 1… 2… 3. HEATHER HAS THE BELT BACK AND IS TRYING TO LEAVE!
[*]But Aegidius and Essence are after her and the other talents are regrouping. Aegidius parkours across some cases in the back and manages to catch Heather. He fucking Spider-Mans his way to her, leaps down and just falls on her like a sack of shit! 1… 2… 3! NEW CHAMPION, AEGIDIUS! Essence and Aegidius take off running deeper into the back as we fade… for now? Haze regrouping on the ground as the other talent in the match start to pass by giving chase. Heather is very unhappy, clearly![/ul]
AEGIDIUS WON BY PINFALL? For now?
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We go to the back and we see Jesus is in the building! Jesus wanders down the hall mingling with various wrestlers. When Verity Sinclaire approaches him.
Verity Sinclaire: “Jesus can I get a word with you before you head to the ring?”
Jesus took off his sweet sunglasses and glanced at Verity, then he glanced at the camera.
Jesus: “I’m sorry baby, but what I have to say will be said in the ring, tonight. It is my birthday, after all!”
Jesus wandered off leaving Verity there.
Verity Sinclaire: “What does Jesus have in store for CCW? We’ll find out later, I guess! Back to you, Saylor and Lazlo!”
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FAITH MCKINSEY & AARON PACE vs. MYSTERY OPPONENTS
— TAG TEAM MATCH.
[*]The debuting couple blindsided Faith and Pace, attacking them with kendo sticks and beating them down. The bell rang because Rusty McFeely didn’t seem to care tonight and the match was under way! With Lola and Noah whipping the hell out of Faith and Pace!
[*]The surprise of the attack was not lost on Pace who was thrown into a ring post and seemingly hurt early on, having trouble out of his arm. The Weavers eventually pinned Faith to the ground and pummeled her a couple of times with a chair, before ultimately locking in tandem Screamweavers on both Faith and Pace.
[*]The unprepared, surprised team of Pace and McKinsey held on, with McKinsey fading and Pace refusing to tap. Ultimately, both Pace and McKinsey were out and Rusty McFeely graciously stopped the match.
[*]After the match, Lola mounted Pace and mocked him a few times before we faded to the break.[/ul]
LOLA AND NOAH WEAVER WON BY SUBMISSION.
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We go to ringside with Saylor Stanhouse and Lazlo Goodlove, ready to react to what had just happened in the ring.
Saylor Stanhouse: “We just saw the debut of the Weavers who just managed to catch Faith McKinsey and Aaron Pace by surprise. Faith’s been training hard and Aaron Pace is no joke.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “But that attack seemed quite personal from the Weavers. This feud clearly isn’t over.”
Saylor Stanhouse: “But next we see Ricki Wilde put her undefeated streak up against newcomer Chiseltooth and Magnus. Magnus has tried in the past but failed… can he finally get the victory and end Ricki Wilde’s streak?!”
We go to the very next match as entrances begin.
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RICKI WILDE VS. CHISELTOOTH VS. MAGNUS
— TRIPLE THREAT.
RICKI WILDE WON BY PINFALL.
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Heather Haze searches for Aegidius and Essence in the back. But she was having trouble. She wanted her Golden Ticket Championship back, but out of nowhere, Taylor Lynn crashes a shopping cart into her and knocks Heather flying.
Taylor Lynn: “It’s my title, bitch! Now come out Aegidius! And bring Essence too!”
Aegidius kicked a door open and knocked Taylor Lynn flying. Then Essence took off around him.
Essence: “I’ll get the car.”
Essence took off to go get him out of here, as Aegidius went to hide. But Taylor Lynn was back up as was Haze, they take him down and both women began beating him! Heather catches Lynn with a knee and knocks her flying, then as Aegidius tried to fight, Haze caught him with her finish and rolls him up quickly!
1… 2… 3..
Rusty McFeely: “NEW GOLDEN TICKET CHAMPION, HEATHER HAZE!”
Haze took off down the hall, leaving Aegidius to regroup. Essence eventually came back.
Essence: “I forgot you had the keys.”
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CONOR MACHINA VS. THE VOID
— SINGLES. NO DISQUALIFICATION.
CONOR MACHINA WON BY THROWING THE VOID OFF THE ROOF.
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Conor Machina looks on over the edge in horror at what he had done, the Voids mangled body laying below, motionless.
Conor Machina: “It didn’t have to be this way, Void…”
Felicity Cash approached and Conor was scared by her sudden approach.
Felicity Cash: “Conor Machina, you just murdered a man in cold blood but what’s next for Conor Machina?”
Conor Machina: “Prison maybe. But in all seriousness… someone left me off the top 69. That’s bigger than any potential murder I may or may not have committed. And I will find who is responsible and…”
Felicity peeked over the edge, and then Conor got confused and looked as well.
Conor Machina: “Motherf… he’s gone. He done gone and Halloween’d us. But I’m a free man! No murder charge! So now I can focus… on whoever snubbed me. I’m coming for you.”
Felicity is still weirded out that the fucking crazy mask guy just vanished but Conor has seemingly already begun to move forward as we fade.
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VIOLET FONTENOT © VS. DEADEYE WESTON
— COMBAT CROWN CHAMPIONSHIP
— ESCAPE ON SANTAS SWEET MOTORCYCLE.
DEADEYE WESTON WON BY ESCAPING VIA MOTORCYCLE.
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In the backstage area, Brennan Devlin was watching Deadeye Weston nearly murder Violet by total accident.
Brennan Devlin: “Lot of near murder tonight.”
Chellsea: “Yep. Pass the chips.”
Brennan passed her the chips as he kicked back and observed. Then in came Cecily.
Chellsea: “Hey management only.”
Brennan Devlin: “Cecily is management!”
Cecily Golding: “I am Brennan when Brennan isn’t here. So if he’s out for a week I just am Brennan.”
Chellsea: “You know it doesn’t literally make you him, right?”
Cecily Golding: “Bitch I know, but I still use several of his nicknames. Like I’ll be all hey bitch I’m the Queen Kong of Dong.”
Brennan Devlin: “She is, she got a big ass dick.”
Cecily Golding: “I do.”
Brennan Devlin: “She does.”
Chellsea: “I hate both of you.”
Brennan Devlin: “Sometimes right? Only sometimes?”
Chellsea: “I’m going to find Daequan, he’s helping Jesus and he has to make sure everything is ready for his announcement.”
Cecily Golding: “It’s only sometimes.”
Brennan Devlin: “I know. Here’s the chips.”
Chellsea wandered out to meet her sister Charlize, who gave her an odd look.
Charlize: “Where you going? Thought you were gonna chill in your office?”
Chellsea: “Those idiots are in there talking about their dicks, lets go find Dae.”
Soon they wandered off as Brennan and Cecily hung out and watched the rest of the show.
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RIVERS © VS. MAXX BENNETT
— TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
— CRUCIFIXION MATCH.
MAXX BENNETT WON BY TYING RIVERS UP.
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Kit: “AND THE NEW CCW TELEVISION CHAMPION, MAXX BENNETT!”
Maxx took the gold and celebrated, as Rivers yelled for someone to get him down. Maxx did her rounds, celebrating with her new gold before wandering to the back.
Saylor Stanhouse: “You gotta feel for Rivers here, Maxx wouldn’t have done as well but this match had no rules. He cannot independently wrestle if there are no rules.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Golden Ticket did not adapt to this and well… we’re gonna hear from him shortly, it seems.”
Rivers was free from his restraints, faith healers praying and trying to wsh his eyes.
Rivers: “I am better than these silly gimmick matches. You did this to Tedmund and he left, now you’re doing it to me… I will get my championship back, and I am STILL your Golden Ticket…”
Rivers said in an annoyed tone, throwing the microphone down and wiping at his eyes as he left with Belle Valentine, clearly none too happy.
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CHRIS CONSTANTINE JR. VS. SIBERIA ZOMBIE VS. SANTANA JOHNSON
— WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP.
— SANTAS SLAY MATCH.
SIBERIA ZOMBIE WON BY PINFALL.
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We eventually come to the ringside area where Jesus’ theme music begins to play. “With Arms Wide Open” by Creed went fucking off. The lights were down, everyone holding their phones up as Jesus came out and acknowledged the souls (lights) in the crowd.
“With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything.”
Jesus hit the ring and the crowd was on their feet, everyone cheering him on as he bounced off the ropes. He was clearly happy to step back into the CCW ring again.
“Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open”
The crowd settled down as the music cut out, leaving Jesus standing in the ring.
Jesus: “I’m going to make this quick, instead of taking in all of your adjulation which I deserve. Because I’m here, and your precious Chang isn’t.”
The crowd cheered, but some began to make Chang chants. This seemed to miff Jesus.
Jesus: “Well you better cheer for him while you can, those of you who are, cause he’s never coming back! And you non-believers will be punished… But truth be told, that’s not why I’m here. I’m here to announce that I will be doing a tournament here in CCW… So in 2021…
We will see the first ever… CHRIST CENTERED CLASSIC! And the winner will go on to fight whomever the champion of the company is at the time. So, prepare yourselves, qualifiers will be in the not too distant future! Thank you! And goodnight!”
The crowd sits in silence. What even was a Christ Centered Classic? We were gonna find out!
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ANGEL MCMASTER © VS. LISA SELDON
— WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
— TABLES, LADDERS AND CROSSES.
ANGEL MCMASTER WON BECAUSE MITCH KISSED LISA.
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After the match, the McMasters celebrated on the stage as Santana came through the crowd, and we see Constantine watching from the rich guy box as well. There was a random barrel of poop in the crowd as well and Jacob Kuntz peeked out of it before disappearing. Angel cautiously glanced around, realizing a lot of people she had been fighting against were watching…
Mitch McMaster: “COME ON, SHE’LL FIGHT ALL OF YOU!”
Mitch said as he awkwardly thrust at Lisa as if he’d give her a good time. Then, Siberia Zombies music hits as she wanders out onto the stage, glaring at Angel…
Saylor Stanhouse: “Several people want Angels belt now that she gets past Lisa, and Lisa seemingly isn’t done here either! The odds are getting more and more stacked against Angel McMaster here, Lazlo!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Every win gets her a larger target on her back and in her biggest win to date, the target has grown… Next stop, Siberia Zombie. But, you can tell Lisa, Santana, Constantine, Kuntz, and more… they’re all not too far behind.”
We fade to black with the most epic multi person staredown in history…
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Raptor was unhappy in the back with how his own match had went earlier in the evening, so he was kicking random things. Turning stuff over. He was an enraged dinosaur and it was dangerous… Eventually, he stumbled onto a set with giant cardboard box buildings.
Raptor: “Is this some kind of joke?! I’m not a monster! Ahhh!”
Raptor began to destroy the buildings, when in walked Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard.
Johnny and Jeff: “We need megazord power now!”
Then they went through an overly cheesy morph sequence, ended up in a cardboard box megazord and fought Raptor into the break.
Saylor Stanhouse: “What was that?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “A throwback to the giant monster fights CCW used to have in the beforetimes when we were the Christ Centered Wrestling Federation. Happy anniversary.”
We fade into an ad for all of our friends / other companies we like!
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CHAMBER OF GOD MATCH
— CCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
— Children of the Moon © vs. The Slay Belles (Astraea, CJ Sweet or Rimadonna) vs. S&M vs. Regulators Inc. vs. Brew Collar vs. The Double Dragons vs. The Killer Baes (Astrid, Corrie or Alexis) vs. Winter Drell and Deirdre Evans
THE SLAY BELLES WON BY PINFALL.
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On the stage, the Children of the Moon stood and watched the end of the match, angry. While C.J. Sweet entered through the doors and met Rimadonna and Astraea. The group all hugged up and celebrated the championship win as the Slay Belles now held the Christcore and Tag Team Championships collectively!
Saylor Stanhouse: “The Slay Belles win the Tag Team gold on Christmas, it seems quite fitting, Lazlo! But even more so is CJ, Rima and Astraea having a major chunk of CCW gold!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Children of the Moon are clearly unhappy and the Dragons have been screwed again! We need Chellsea or Brennan to handle this, Saylor!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Good luck getting that idiot Brennan to handle anything. But, maybe Chellsea… but tonight we’re about out of time! We’ve seen a new set of Tag Team Champions, a new Television Champion, new Golden Ticket Champions, new gold, the announcement of the Christ Centered Classic and more!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “What a night, what a night! But with that, we’ll see you next time! Goodnight folks and Merry Christmas! God bless.”
We fade out with the Slay Belles taunting the Double Dragons and COTM, while the entire tag team division is seen looking unhappy in the back to end the program.
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