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Post by CCWrestling on May 19, 2022 0:22:28 GMT
HAPPY HOUR
5/28/2022
Live from the Liquor Hole.
Dexter Jacobs (c) vs. Rotgut
Splatterpunk Championship
Maimstream Rules
Bambi (c) vs. Glum
Gore Whore Championship
Maimstream Rules
Mariah Kennedy w/ Dot vs. Vanessa Reckless w/ Rowen
HOE chooses which of them receive a shot at Olivia Wythe.
Krissy Lang w/ Kyla vs. Alexa Strange w/ Jay and Jenz.
Bikini Street FIght
What's next for Babi Thulhu now that he's finished his feud with Liam Collins?!
Cypher vs. JUDITH
Allister Meowly is at ringside.
The fallout from the Easter Egg Hunt w/ Kowloon Zombie and Tommy Knox, who gets the shot at the gold?
Garrett Manning w/ Brooklyn Kinsley and Adam O'Bannon vs. Cleo Wyatt w/ Anne-Archy
Bear McGraw does a thing.
Histerico vs. Kyle Daniels vs. E. Bradley Knox vs. Monet Harlowe vs. Luke Hawkins vs. Liam Collins
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Post by CCWrestling on May 29, 2022 12:33:24 GMT
HAPPY HOUR
5/28/2022
Live from the Liquor Hole.
RESULTS: - We open and Courtney Shaw has plenty of work as drinks are selling like crazy. We see Andrew McAllister and Corey Weldman at ringside, while Dove Van Damme and Corey Maim watch with Ronan O'Rourke and Rainey Caamano lurking nearby and we immediately jump into action with several talents already in ring! Austyn May is doing introductions to our opening match soon after.
- E. Bradley Knox def. Monet Harlowe, Kyle Daniels, Histerico, Luke Hawkins, and Liam Collins.
- This was a hardfought clusterfuck but it ultimately came down to Moent Harlowe and Knox going at it at the final stretch of the match. Knox was in trouble, Harlowe had him up for her finish. Luke Hawkins attacks her from behind and tries to steal it, only for Liam Collins to tackle him out of the ring as the two had been fighting eachother in particular for most of the match! Monet is attacked by Kyle Daniels while downed, with Monet thrown into a ring post to incapacitate the big gal. Daniels then stalks a fallen Histerico but Knox with the rollup! 1... 2... 3! Knox steals one while Monet sits in the corner holding her shoulder, though amused and gives him a clap.
- In Ring Segment: Bear McGraw is in the ring and he says he's had it with Dove Van Dammes monster, O'Rourke and he wants to settle this. He's cut off by Dove that says they don't listen to his demands, but, if he wants an opportunity against her monster, he has to earn it. Bear seems curious what she means and she says we'll find out next Maimstream as the Trials of Bear McGraw begin.
- Garrett Manning def. Cleo Wyatt
- This one saw a lot of interference from the Maimstream Ultraviolent Champion, Anne-Archy, and the number one contender, Brooklyn Kinsley. Both wanting their woman and man to win, but ultimately as Anne and Brooklyn came to blows on the outside, Cleo goes to help Anne and gets caught by Garretts finishing move! Garrett gets the victory, then the team of PoP - Brooklyn, Adam and Garrett celebrate on stage while taunting Cleo and Anne who look hatefully on from the ring.
- Backstage: Kowloon Zombie and Tommy Knox are in the back trying to figure things out, they both won a future shot at the Splatterpunk Championship last week in their tie in the Easter Egg Hunt. But that won't do. Tommy suggests they go one on one, one more time. Kowloon says this time they'll fight forever if they have to, and the winner will get the title shot they both earned. They shake hands and then we come back into the next match.
- Cypher def. JUDITH
- Judith had Cypher singled out for most of this match, but late into it, Allister Meowly moseyed on down to ringside and took a seat on the announcers desk to observe. Cypher and Judith both seemed distracted for a bit, but Judith for much longer, this allowed Cypher to slip up behind her and try his finish to no avail. Judith eventually is about to put him away with her own when Meowly climbs up onto the apron and begins to walk around, clawing the apron as cats like to claw things I guess. Judith jumps up and goes to strike her but Meowly hops down and laughs in amusement! Cypher rolls Judith up and hooks the tights!!!! 1... 2... 3!!! Cypher with a massive victory and stealing one from big Judith as Cypher leaves the ring in a hurry! Judith is enraged and glaring at Meowly who just seems amused by the chaos she had created to end the segment, while Cypher celebrates like he'd just won the World!
- Backstage: Babi Thulhu was with Prudence who asks him now that he's finished with Liam Collins, what comes next? Thulhu mentions that maybe its time to look towards championship success... Maybe he needs to think bigger and brighter, we'll see.
- Krissy Lang def. Alexa Strange
- Alexa is in the ring in her bikini looking stacked, with Jenz and Jay in tow. Jenz Jameson is scared of her, while Jay Beckett gives Alexa a peck on the lips for good luck. The crowd cheer on as Krissy Lang enters alongside Kyla and the two ladies eventually meet Alexa in the ring. This was a mess, a fun mess, though, with Krissy and Alexa rolling around the ring fighting to start things off! At some point, Kyla literally brings a hose into the ring and starts trying to spray Alexa who seems unbothered but then the force of the hose gets out of control and she hits even her own friend Krissy. Jay and Jenz get in the ring to fight the hose away from Kyla, while Alexa and Krissy fight around the outside. They manage to stop the hose situation as Krissy has a fire extinguisher and shoots Alexa and Jenz in the face, in the chaos, somehow Alexa rolls Jenz up thinking it's Krissy because she's blinded and all... Once Alexa realizes, she seems amused as Jenz runs away scared. Krissy hits the ring and climbs onto the top rope, coming off with a shocking crossbody! Alexa rolls through though and hits a fallaway slam on her, surprisingly for a near fall! Alexa then ascends to the top rope herself, with Jay asking if she can handle it, Alexa seems confident its not that tough but then realizes she doesn't /love/ heights. Jay holds her hand and tries to talk her down, with Alexa easing off the top! Alexa moves at Krissy only to trip up in the wet ring and fall flat. Krissy lifts her up into a sitout facebuster and hooks the leg!!! 1... 2... 3!!!
- Post Match: After the match, Alexa regroups with Jay, while Krissy and Kyla approach Alexa. Krissy extends a hand to Alexa, while Jay nudges Alexa to accept. The two women shake hands, then they begin to sexy dance together to end the segment. Did that segment just end with hot girl friendship? We don't know but, it was cool.
- Backstage: Hell On Earth, the trio of Shayden Poisson, Sidney Kent and Gertrude Howley are seen sitting in lounge area somewhere in the Liquor Hole. The three ladies discuss which of them is going to get their shot at Olivia Wythe, and how unlike the witches, they're going to share it, no matter who wins. Ultimately, Shayden, Sidney and Gertrude all go back and forth, wanting each one of them to get the opportunity before ultimately, Gertrude and Shayden whisper back and forth and decide that Sidney Kent should get the shot at Olivia Wythe. The ladies all share an embrace, while we change scenes to Olivia Wythe who was watching on a monitor. "Fine", Olivia says, before Claire Lichfield is seen nearby discussing how she hates this fucking place.
- Mariah Kennedy def. Vanessa Reckless
- After a lengthy back and forth match that saw both women take the advantage at various points, we see in the final section of this match that Reckless looked to be in trouble. Mariah has Vanessa over her knee and swats her behind a few times which seemed to set fire under Vanessa, causing her to break from her hold and drop Mariah with her finisher for a near fall. Dot and Rowen had repeatedly nearly came to blows on the outside and finally they were fighting out there with referees trying to break them up while bar patrons watched on. Vanessa climbs to the top rope and leaps into them taking Dot and even her own partner out, before hitting back into the ring with a head full of fire! But out of nowhere Mariah drops her with her finisher, having had time to recover!!! Mariah leaps atop her and hooks the leg! 1... 2... 3!!! A victory for one half of the tag team champions!
- Post Match: Mariah and Dot have Vanessa singled out in the center of the ring, both of them stomping a mudhole in her as Mariah goes to get a table. She brings it into the ring and starts to set up Vanessa! Rowen hits the ring with a lead pipe and strikes them both in the stomach, Mariah and Dot are quick to get out, holding their injured abdomens as they back up towards the entrance stage within the Liquor Hole and hold up their belts... while Rowen and Vanessa regroup in the ring and yell they're coming for those damn belts.
- Backstage: The undefeated Maimstream Gore Whore Champion - Bambi is in the back and she says once she handles Glum, she has business to take care of. She tells Remy Rogue to wait and see what happens as she walks off... but Glum appears, startling Remy and says it's not going to be that easy... Whatever she has in mind, he's going to throw a literal wrench in her plans.
- Bambi def. Glum
- Glum was ready to make someone bleed, coming to the ring with a barbed wire chair in hand. He was soon met by the music of Bambi who came to the ring with a shopping cart full of various items meant to wreak havoc on him. Bambi took her bat and came to the ring, with the bell soon ringing and Bambi coming out swinging, with Glum blocking her shots with the chair. Glum would get free of Bambi and exit the ring, leading to her giving chase. He would smash a stool over her early on and take advantage, attacking her from there on, backing her up against the bar where he would slam her into it repeatedly then taunt Courtney Shaw who had been known to have been friendly to Bambi as of late. As Glum went to climb onto the bar, patrons begging him to stop, he goes to lift Bambi up but she headscissors him down and throws him into several glass bottles while she drops on the bar! Courtney hands Bambi a drink and she takes it, thanking Courtney before leaping from the bar into Glum and breaking several remaining bottles over his skull. Corey Maim is nearby yelling not to break everything because its still Happy Hour! Bambi gets Glum up on the bar and Sex Drive right on the bar!!! She goes for the pinfall... 1... 2... KICKOUT!
- Bambi can't believe it as Glum sets up and is literally laughing. Bambi drags Glum back to the ring and throws him in, then searches under the ring for a table... She throws it into the ring and starts to set it up but Glum is back on her! He catches her upside of the head with a glass bottle that had been left in the ring earlier and then hits his Size 22's Curb Stomp into the glass! Glum hooks her leg! 1... 2... 2 and a half... KICKOUT!
- Glum is furious and goes for Bambi again only for her to roll him up for a nearfall! He gets up with a head of steam and launches himself into a turnbuckle as Bambi narrowly dodges. She then Backstabbers him and crawls to the table from earlier, setting it up... She then yells out at Courtney does she have anything flammable back there, Courtney throws her a can of Lighter Fluid and a lighter, and Bambi lights the table ablaze. Bambi grabs Glum up and begins to try to set him up on the turnbuckle but she can't! Glum lifts her up there in turn and the two exchange blows as he seems to be about to throw her off through the table! Glum is about to launch her off when Noelle and Conor Mayfair leap onto the apron and grab him by the arms and legs! The Mayfairs who had been feuding him for sometime now launch him through the flaming table!
- Referees are trying to put Glum out, fire extinguishing as best they can but Glum is smoking... Bambi shrugs it off and Slit Split off the top rope! Bambi then quickly hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!!
- Post Match: Bambi celebrates with her gold while Glum lays in a slump on the outside, glaring up towards the entrance stage at Noelle and Conor Mayfair mocking his loss... Bambi glares at them for a moment before deciding to further celebrate her victory and pose with her gold before going to get a much needed drink.
- Dexter Jacobs def. Rotgut
- The main event of the evening saw Dexter Jacobs finally get his title defense against Rotgut in what turned out to be a violent, bloody affair with both men striking eachother and brawling early on. At one point in the match, Dexter had Rotgut down trying to drive barbed wire into his face, only for Rotgut to rake him in the eyes and proceed to move in and bite Dexter right in the face! He almost tore Dexters nose clean off and from there it was Rotguts game while Dexter bled profusely! At one point we see Dexter repeated powerbombed through various tables on the outside, with Rotgut looking to put the man away. He grabs the janitors mop bucket and literally warps Dexter over the head with it a few times then hits his finishing maneuver for a near fall, much to the shock of the audience. The champion was bloody and Rotgut was not done making him bleed buckets.
- At one point Rotgut tries to fix his head between the steps and the ring post connecting to the floor and comes running at it, driving a boot into it but Dexter narrowly escapes having his brains scrambled! Rotgut hits the ring after Dexter and runs at him, head full of steam but Dexter dodges and Rotgut goes flying into the ring post! Dexter moves in and undoes the turnbuckle pad, ripping it off damn near and pulls Rotgut from the post, repeatedly slamming the monster of a mans head into the turnbuckle, driving his flesh into the metal until Rotgut is busted open! Rotgut bursts out and knocks Dexter flying, still somehow having fight in him to the amazement of the crowd.
- Rotgut goes outside and grabs some ring steps and throws them into the ring, then a steal chair wrapped in barbed wire from the earlier Bambi match. He goes to set Dexter face down on the steps then proceeds to be about to slam the chair onto his head but Dexter narrowly avoids his fate! Dexter with a boot to the gut on Rotgut leading Rotgut to drop the chair! Dexter has Rotgut up in the Primal Concrete Sledge right down on the steel steps! Then he grabs the chair and belts him in the head a few times before hitting a second one! Rotgut is bleeding profusely and seemingly out of it! Dexter drags him into a pinning position... 1... 2... 3! Jacobs retains!
- Post Match: Jacobs is battered and bloody but still he holds onto the Splatterpunk Championship, propping himself up on a turnbuckle to celebrate. But he's interrupted by Bambi, the Gore Whore Champion who limps out after her grueling match with Glum. She stands across from Dexter Jacobs and points to his belt, saying she wants that, then she taunts him. Jacobs says he accepts and the two champions stare eachother down to end the show... Meanwhile Courtney Shaw is scrambling to serve drinks to everyone when half the stuff behind the bar was broken, its chaos over there!
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