Post by CCWrestling on May 23, 2021 19:15:44 GMT
CCW opened with much fanfare, with a performance by Everly Faye and Kit. Both taking a song, sure they were somewhat religious sounding at first, but they devolved into more sexual things. We immediately go to ringside with Lazlo Goodlove and Nate Paxton ready to call the show.
Lazlo Goodlove: “What a show we have for you tonight, ladies and gentlemen!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “That’s right, we have every single belt on the line. CCW’s finest is all here, and now, we go to the battle royal!”[/size]
SATAN'S FAVORITE WRESTLER BATTLE ROYAL
We lost most of the footage of this because Battle Royals are long. But the final five in this were Colby Hebert, Deadeye Weston, Mariah Kennedy, Tiara Saunders and Ricki Wilde. After a misque, the alliance of Kennedy and Saunders was shattered when Deadeye Weston sent both women out of the ring. Colby Hebert would somehow quickly eliminate Weston to his own shock, thinking he’d won.
But he hadn’t. Ricki Wilde had been hiding outside of the ring, only to hit into the ring and toss Hebert out to steal the victory!
WINNER: Ricki Wilde.[/size]
The debuting Ricki Wilde would celebrate into the break as we go backstage to see Redd Thunder walking with the Golden Ticket Championship. Some people attempted to sneak up onto him but his sheer size scared them away, sending them running… then Thunder went on his way for the match which was… NEXT?!
GOLDEN TICKET CHAMPIONSHIP
Redd Thunder © vs. Rivers w/ Belle Valentine vs. Cynthia vs. Heather Haze vs. Rika
Three Stages of Hell (Foot Race, Jumping Jacks, final three will wrestle in a Triple Threat)[/size][/i][/b]
Somehow, some way in the early goings of this match, Redd Thunder would get the victory in the foot race. This was attributed somehow to him going down hill, but footage near the venue showed he hitched a ride several times. Rika would come in last during this after Pao Chan was hit by a speeding vehicle which drive away quickly… WHO TRIED TO KILL PAO CHAN?! Rika eliminated.
Jumping Jacks was any mans game. Who could do the most and out last the others? Who would be first down? Heather Haze showed up half naked for this one, a clear distraction for most as she bounced her booty with every jumping jack. Redd Thunder was distracted, while both Rivers and Cynthia seemed disgusted. Cynthia would bounce around during her jumping jacks, only for Heather to be grossed out herself and attack her. The referee would disqualify both Haze and Cynthia…
The final match was an actual wrestling match, the third stage. Redd Thunder would take on Rivers, the dominant former Golden Ticket Champion who had torn through the division since his entry within it. After a back and forth with Rivers using his size and quickness to throw Thunder off, a distraction from Belle Valentine would help Rivers to get the pin on Thunder after he surprisingly hit him with his finisher, stunning the giant as he got the victory! The foot race and everything had just been too much on Thunder!
WINNER: Rivers[/size]
Dulce Desjardins appeared with the typical people who don’t suck thing, introducing us to several companies and affiliates CCW does not hate!
Rimadonna and Astraea vs.[/i] Neve Marx and
[/size][/i][/b]In the ring, the newly reunited duo of Rimadonna and Astraea waited for Neve Marx. Neve would come to the ring seemingly with no partner, only to soon be joined by her partner, Sencerity Marshall! Marshall would enter the ring like a ball of fire immediately taking Astraea down as the bell rang, while Neve chased Rima around the ring! These two had been trying to get to her for some time now and now she was seeking vengeance!
Astraea was being kicked in the corner of the ring while Neve chased Rima into the ring. Rima catches her as she enters though, driving her into the mat with a DDT! Then Rima dives on Marshall and starts beating her down, Astraea joining in, the numbers game beginning to grow! The beatdown continues as the referee tries to get control, but seems to just give up and let it go after Rima flirts with the ref!
Finally, Neve jumps back in and catches Astraea with a running boot, then Rima turns to stare Neve down! The two finally getting their chance to go at it, both women exchanging lefts and rights while Marshall laid nearby regaining her composure.
Neve had her eyes raked and then fell to the wayside, Marshall went on the assault before going for her kick finisher! Out of nowhere, Astraea pulls Rima out of the way and takes the kick, only for Neve to tackle Rima out of the ring as Sencerity gets the pinfall on Astraea! After the match, Astraea and Rima regroup on the ramp, complaining about not being ready, the feud here seemingly far from over.
WINNER: Sencerity Marshall and Neve Marx[/size]
Siberia stood there unable to pass the threshold and stared at the orthodox cross. There is a congregation in the middle of mass in between. The people that look back to tut and sneer the latecomer are surprised to see the dark hooded figure of Siberia peering in at them. She pokes a toe through but shrank back at the feel of going through. The sermon kept going without any mind to her until her Horde showed up. Now everyone gawked and stared but not at any perceived rudeness. It was the disheveled, decaying, drooping group behind her that got their attention now. Siberia looked around at the people and saw their judging expressions turn to fear. Not one sympathetic soul among them. Not even in this place.
Still, she felt nothing but the beating of her heart. The drumming up of war that filled up her head and drowned everything out. So what does one that has lost the last of her feelings do? They mimic and reciprocate. She took a few steps back of the doorway she could not cross and let the mindless throng around her test their luck. When her first few followers crossed the barrier the screaming started. She watched until her view was blocked and she turned away to wait outside. This only serves to whet her group’s appetite and make it grow as she continued on to Hell.
HOTTEST TAG TEAM TROPHY GAUNTLET
At the end of the match, the Regulators Inc. team of Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler would be eliminated by Children of the Moon. But the final team of Astrid Weston and Corrie Tomsen would quickly enter and begin attacking the COTM before the bell rang. They would drive Julie Miri into the ring post and hurt her shoulder, leaving her to the faith healers.
After this, Bex decided to keep going even with Julie injured and being refused an opportunity to compete. Bex would give a valiant effort, nearly pinning Astrid at one point in the match, but the numbers game was too much and the Killer Baes would overwhelm and get the victory via their team finish on Bex.
WINNER: The Killer Baes (Corrie Tomsen and Astrid Weston)[/size]
After the match, Corrie and Astrid kept assaulting Bex. Julie Miri would break from the faith healers and hit the ring, only for the Killer Baes to begin assaulting her as well.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Someone stop this! They’re beating up the hot one!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “The Baes are the hot ones now, Laz!”[/size]
Referees and security leaped into the ring to break things up as the Killer Baes left, taunting.
Lazlo Goodlove: “We’re going to send you all to Nicola Martin to distract you with her feminine wiles while we get things back in order. Stay tuned!”[/size]
We go to Nicola who had to make up something to do while we prepare for the next match.
BRA AND PANTIES MATCH
Faith McKinsey vs. Tinsley Marshall[/size][/i][/b]
Both ladies started this one out scantily clad, though Faith seemed somewhat nervous. Tinsley was a trained wrestler, Faith had trained for about two weeks and found it mostly annoying. Both would be stripped down with Tinsley wearing her bottoms while Faith had lost hers. They went back and forth with neither nearly getting the edge, when ultimately, thanks to a distraction by a random follower of Tinsley’s on the apron, Faith would take her eye off Tinsley. This gave Tinsley opportunity to clock Faith from behind and steal her top for the victory.
WINNER: Tinsley Marshall.[/size]
Tinsley celebrates on the ramp as Faith laid in the ring in her underwear, then she stood up, looked down and shrugged before showing off in the center of the ring.
Nate Paxton: “Faith is in her underwear, and she doesn’t care! The fans love it!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “But Tinsley looks more mad than before!”[/size]
Tinsley is enraged, seeing how stripping her opponent down had not embarrassed her in the slightest. This battle clearly far from over as the crowd cheered Faith on.
CCW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Siberia Zombie © vs. Allister Meowly vs. Anwar bin Talal
Cats, Zombies and Saudi Arabians Surround the Ring.[/size][/i]
The three combatants were all on edge, being surrounded by such dangerous prey but Allister and Siberia immediately went at it while Anwar watched, waiting for an opportune moment to strike. Allister would dump Siberia to the outside into a sea of cats and Saudi Arabians waiting to pummel her… only for Anwar to roll up Allister for a near fall!
Siberia retreated into the zombie hordes while Anwar and Allister exchanged blows in the ring. Siberia would hit the ring, throwing Anwar out into the zombies which started biting the shit out of him. But he fell on a cat!
Allister was in shock, so much cat related violence had happened with this, and what Hunter had done to a cat at Christ Centered Combat! The cats pain hurt her and she turned right into Siberia’s finish as Anwar struggled trying to get into the ring, cheated out his chance again!
WINNER: Siberia Zombie.[/size]
Rivers is wandering down the hall with the gold, an all too familiar feeling for the self proclaimed Golden Ticket as he looks to Belle Valentine.
Rivers: “Go get the car, I’ll get out to the parking lot.”[/size]
Belle nodded and went off as Rivers tried to traverse these dangerous halls. Then out of nowhere, he is rolled up and Rusty McFeely counts the pin!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion… DULCE DESJARDINS!”[/size]
Dulce, who typically handles advertisements for CCW celebrates and runs off with her boyfriend down the hall, leaving Rivers unhappy on the ground.
Rivers: “Enough.”[/size]
Rivers said in an annoyed tone of voice.
Rivers: “I’ve been Golden Ticket Champion several times and I have had enough. I am a wrestler… It’s time I step up the ladder. No more.”[/size]
Rivers said in a dejected tone, leaving his Golden Ticket aspirations behind for now. It seemed the Golden Ticket wanted his ticket up the ladder to… what?
Ashley LaShae w/ Ashley R. and Ashley J. vs. Hunter Kingman[/size][/i][/b]
The Ashley’s surrounded the ring ominously as Hunter Kingman looked confused. The bell rang but the Ashley’s all swamped the ring anyway, attacking and beating her down. The referee tried to get control of this to no avail, and soon, he disqualified Ashley LaShae for the assault. But it didn’t seem to matter as they kept attacking Kingman!
WINNER: Hunter Kingman.[/size]
This beat down by Ashley LaShae, R, and J kept on with them stomping away at Hunter Kingman. Then out of nowhere, Valeria hits the ring with a steel chair in hand and runs the Ashleys off.
Hunter Kingman: “I didn’t need your help!”[/size]
Hunter said angrily as she stood up and glared at Valeria.
Valeria: “Could have fooled me!”[/size]
The two exchanging words back and forth, though seemingly finally agreeing to disagree.
Lazlo Goodlove: “These two butting heads but she really should thank Valeria, the Ashleys were clearly planning on really hurting her.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Something tells me this is all far from over.”[/size]
The two groups staring each other down as we fade to the break.
Azi vs. Magnus[/size][/i][/b]
Winner receives a shot at the Combat Crown Championship.
Magnus and Azi had a back and forth contest with Azi’s ally, Caius Vane watching at ringside. Magnus nearly had her at several points in the match only for the referee to be distracted or otherwise. Finally, the referee would restore order by sending Caius to the back.
Magnus would get a near fall on Azi after this distraction, but then Azi did that weird tongue thing and startled Magnus. She quickly raked his eyes and dropped him with her finish after the startling had taken place…. Then she pinned him, using the ropes as the referee was slightly out of position to get the pinfall!
WINNER: Azi.[/size]
In her locker room, Dulce Desjardins is getting undressed with the Golden Ticket Championship at her side… Mitch McMaster slowly appears from her closet with her underwear on his head and rolls up the naked Dulce!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New CCW Golden Ticket Champion, Mitch McMaster!”[/size]
Dulce is shocked at the old man atop her as he gets up with his gold and runs off and we fade to the break with a surprised Desjardins.
THE CCW DANCE CONTEST
This dance contest never even got started as Blaire Baddeley and Presleigh would immediately take over and begin sexually dancing. Their allure overwhelmed any potential contests, and they were just instantly announced to be the winners.
WINNER: Presleigh and Blaire.[/size]
Mitch is feeling pretty good, he just pinned a hot naked lady till she can’t walk, his daughters got a big opportunity. Things are looking good in the McMasters future right now. As he wanders along, Deadeye Weston suddenly rolls him up!
1.. 2.. 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Champion, Deadeye Weston!”[/size]
Deadeye took off down the hall as McMaster looked angry. Then said screw it because he got to feel up a lady anyway.
CCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
Double Dragons © vs. Brew Collar[/size][/i][/b]
This match had been one that had been anticipated for some time as the Double Dragons set foot in the ring with Brew Collar once again! The original CCW Tag Team Champions versus the current! It was one for the ages as both teams took eachother to the limit with neither getting an edge over the other in the earliest parts of the match.
Both teams were game on this day, both sets of them wanting the gold but only one of them could come out on top! After several near falls traded back and forth, the final section of this match came with the Dragons having a rare misstep and missing a finishing maneuver. This allowed Brew Collar to catch them in theirs, and gain the CCW Tag Team Championships for a second time, ending the historic reign of the Double Dragons.
WINNER: Brew Collar.[/size]
Greeted with silence, the camera shakily pans up from the floor to find Smokey Mayfield who’s got Santana’s WCWA Sith Lord Championship over his shoulder. Not even a second later and that same eerie sounding beat with a generic rap background begins to play and Santana Johnson walks into the shot.
SANTANA: WELL LOOKIE HERE! SANTANA WANNA GET ONE THING OFF HIS FUCKIN CHEST AND THATS THAT MITCH MCMASTER GON FIND HIMSELF IN A HOSPITAL BED IF SANTANA EVEN SEES THAT MUTHERFUCKER AGAIN. YEAH SANTANA OLD BUT WE ALL KNOW SANTANA GOT A YOUNG SOUL. SANTANA STILL PUTTIN IN THAT FUCKIN PAIN AND DIVIN OFF SHIT, STABBIN MUTHERFUCKERS AND SNORTIN A BUMP BEFORE HE GET OUT THERE AND START DICIN MUTHERFUCKERS UP LIKE A BUTCHER. NOW SANTANA SPOKE TO GOD AND GOD AINT MANAGE TO CALL BACK BUT SANTANA TOLD THAT MUTHERFUCKER UPSTAIRS THAT IMA BE SENDIN A FEW MORE SOULS UP TO HIM. ITS GETTIN REAL FUCKIN CROWDED UP THERE BUT SANTANA KNOW GOD GOT YALL JUST LIKE SANTANA GOT YALL NUMBER.[/size]
The maniacal Johnson laughs up a storm and paces back and forth behind Smokey Mayfield before revealing his classic blood stained machete as a smile scarily forms up on his face. He stares up at the blade with a sense of pride before turning his attention back to the camera.
SANTANA; SANTANA WANNA TELL MAXX BENNETT THAT SHE SURE KNOW HOW TO PUT IT DOWN AND THAT SANTANA REAL SORRY WHEN HE GOTTA PUT HER DOWN LIKE A SICK OL DOG. SANTANA WANNA TELL HERCULE GILES THAT SANTANA KNOW YOU WORKIN FOR THE SAUDIS TO GATHER SOME TYPE OF INFORMATION IN RETURN FOR YOUR FREEDOM AND SANTANA GOTTA SAY THATS SOME PUSSY ASS SHIT. IS YOU A BITCH OR A MASKED BITCH!? YOU WAS A PRISONER OF WAR AND YOU GON BE A PRISONER WHEN YOU STEP UP INTO THE RING WITH THE MUTHERFUCKIN OG OF THIS SHIT. YALL BRINGIN LADDERS LIKE SANTANA AINT NEVER SEEN A LADDER SANTANA BEEN CLIMBING LADDERS BEFORE YALL COULD EVEN CLIMB TO YALL FUCKIN FEET.
The originator of the deathmatch steps up so closely to the camera that we only get a shot of his scarred up face. He slowly brings the flat side of his machete to his face as you can hear Smokey Mayfield pumping the psycho up in the background.
SANTANA: JASON VAN OWEN YOU ARCHIE BUNKER BLONDE ARIAN BLOOD LOOKIN MUTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW YOU ALREADY GOT HEAT WITH ME JUST BY LOOKIN HOW YOU LOOKIN. YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTCRAZY SANTAAN BUT SANTANA KNOW HE THE CRAZIEST MUTHERFUCKER YALL ALL PROBABLY EVER GONNA SEE. SANTANA KNOW HE GOT ONE TWO TEN SCREWS LOOSE BUT THE ONLY THING LOOSE WE GON SEE IS MUTHERFUCKERS BODY PARTS LOOSE OFF THEY BODY WHEN IM SWINGIN THIS HERE MACHETE. DIERDRE VIOLET AND LISA SELDON SANTANA DONT GOT NO FUCKIN GRIPES WITH YOU BUT SANTANA GOT GRIPES WITH YALL STEPPIN IN THE WAY OF THIS PAYDAY AND WE ALL KNOW THAT WHEN YOU STEP IN THE WAY OF SANTANA’S MONEY… WELL WE ALL FUCKIN KNOW THE LAST MUTHERFUCKER THAT STEPPED IN SANTANAS WAY, REST IN PEACE MY FATHER TONY JOHNSON JR. FUCK YALL.[/size]
Smokey and Santana then walk out of the shot and we fade to black.
CCW COMBAT CROWN CHAMPIONSHIP
Jacob Kuntz © vs. Bruce McLeod[/i][/b]
Devils Funhouse Match[/size]
The Devils Funhouse match was kind of like that Clockwork Orange House of Fun thing TNA did if you remember that with weapons hanging on a cage? You don’t remember that? Okay well that’s what this was. Jacob Kuntz and Bruce McLeod had been flirting or fighting up to this thing I honestly couldn’t tell but one thing was for sure, someone was gonna get fucked tonight.
This was bloody, with Kuntz busting McLeod open early on, but McLeod retaliated by battering him upside the head with a baseball bat. During one point in the match, Kuntz nearly would lose his ear as he had his face grated over the side of a cage like some sort of cheese grater thing. But still, Kuntz would not relent as McLeod only got a two count.
The final section of the match came with Kuntz driving a barbed wire bat into the face of McLeod, nearly putting out his eye. This gave him an advantage, taking McLeod down and battering his head repeatedly with a bat while it laid on some ring steps… eventually, Kuntz would be declared winner as McLeod was no longer able to compete.
WINNER: Jacob Kuntz.[/size]
Backstage, Chellsea was looking lovely as always and she was accompanied down the hall by her man, Daequan.
Chellsea: “Ladies and gentlemen, I know everyone is wondering where we’re going after Wrestling With Christ 4. Don’t worry. We know. Right Dae?”[/size]
Dae nodded.
Chellsea: “He’s excited… On the next episodes of CCW TV, we will have a pool party! A Christian pool party!”[/size]
Dae nodded and gave a thumbs up as Felicity Cash wandered by.
Felicity Cash: “Uh, Brennan said the pool party thing was a good idea and we’re doing it, but it’s gonna be ‘at the devil's house’.”[/size]
Chellsea: “... where even is that?”[/size]
Felicity Cash: “I don’t know.”[/size]
Chellsea: “Okay, fine, I can work with people. … It’ll be at the devils house… whatever that means.”[/size]
Chellsea sighed and wandered off, shrugging, maybe it would work out. Who knew?
THE DEVILS DEN
Brennan Devlin w/ Cecily Golding vs. Chris Constantine Jr.[/size][/i][/b]
Constantine would meet his opponent, Brennan Devlin in a large field. Devlin was with Cecily Golding and the group had a staredown before Devlin and Constantine did battle after meeting in the center. Both men exchanging blows as the crowd watched on the screen. Constantine would gain an early advantage until Cecily Golding took him down with a spear. Team Hatface immediately began pummeling him, with Devlin stomping away, taunting him from above.
Both members of the team had been messing with him this entire time, and Constantine was seemingly thrown off by the combined assault. But this match, anything goes. Devlin would drag Constantine to a old, decrepit house on the property, but out of nowhere, Constantine tackles Brennan and drives him through a old wall! Cecily looks on in horror as Devlin and Constantine seemingly fell through a rotten floor and into a basement.
Cecily would stop helping as she found this place gross, much to Devlin’s frustration as they shouted back and forth. Constantine would immediately break a stool over Devlin’s head for his trouble, while Cecily tried to build up the strength to deal with the rotting house. Devlin bantered about how he was going to bury Constantine, even beating him with a board.
Things went on like this for some time before Cecily yelled out something about having not found a way down there. Devlin seemed annoyed, yelling back, only for Constantine to take Devlin down with his finishing move for a near fall. Cecily took a leap of faith towards Constantine, only for Constantine to duck it and she wiped out on the ground.
Devlin rose up and took off running at Constantine, attempting a spear to drive Constantine through a wall, but the limber Constantine dodged it! Devlin drove himself face first through a basement wall! Devlin pulled himself free, only to turn around and be caught by Constantine’s finish… and a pinfall! Chris Constantine had gotten his revenge on Brennan Devlin!
WINNER: Chris Constantine Jr.
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Chris Constantine wanders out of the house, with Devlin and Cecily inside… suddenly an explosion happens and he looks back, confused.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “... Should I be worried, are they dead?”[/size]
He looked around, only to hear the laughter of Cecily Golding and Brennan Devlin coming from the skies.
Chris Constantine Jr.: “I’m just gonna go now.”[/size]
Chris said as he wandered off, leaving the building behind as it went up in flames from the explosion inside.
CCW CHRISTCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
C.J. Sweet © vs. Brien Storm[/size][/i][/b]
Brien Storm was game on this evening, but the Champion came prepared to fight. Though at several points during this match, Sweet would use the referee to her advantage, hiding behind him and more. Sweet would avoid much offense from Storm through this, and even leaving the ring several times.
Eventually, when the match got going, Storm was taking this by storm, so to speak! He was tossing Sweet around the ring and seemingly out wrestling her. But eventually, two surprise people showed up! Rimadonna and Astraea would appear at ringside.
Storm was confused by this distraction, as they weren’t supposed to be here after their loss earlier in the night. Astraea and Rimadonna watched on as Storm exchanged some banter with them, he’d seemingly had this match won!
Out of nowhere, he turns into CJ Sweet’s Sweet Dreams! CJ quickly gets the pinfall over him, hooking the tights just out of view of the referee and retains the gold!
WINNER: C.J. Sweet[/size]
C.J. Sweet seems confused at first as Rimadonna and Astraea enter the ring, all three of the women having a staredown.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Remember the history between CJ and Astraea, one of our early feuds here in CCW.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “But why would Rima and Astraea help CJ?”[/size]
The three of them meet in the center, exchanging words, before suddenly they group hug much to the hatred of the fans. Brien Storm is on the outside looking on angrily, he’d been cheated out of his victory by this new trio here in CCW! C.J. Sweet, Astraea and Rimadonna had aligned themselves! Their arms raised as we fade to the break.
GIFT OF GOD MATCH
Maxx Bennett vs. Angel McMaster w/ Mitch McMaster vs. Santana Johnson vs. Deirdre Evans vs. Hercule Giles vs. Lisa Seldon vs. Jason Van Owen vs. Violet Fontenot[/size][/i][/b]
Winner receives a briefcase giving them a shot at any CCW Championship whenever they choose it.
Eight talent walked into the Gift of God Match looking to obtain a shot at any championship they so desired. There was potential for any of them. Would it be Maxx Bennett who had been out to prove herself since she walked into the CCW doors? Angel McMaster who had been bred for the business? Santana Johnson who was gonna stab a bitch? Deirdre Evans who has pinned several major CCW talents? Hercule Giles who may or may not have been brainwashed by Saudi Arabians? Lisa Seldon who is a cat? Jason Van Owen, the regular tag partner of Maxx Bennett, or Violet Fontenot who we remember is in the match this time?!
Early parts of the match were going well, with Maxx Bennett and Jason Van Owen working together, becoming a clear standout in the early parts of this match as they dominated. They utilized a ladder and would take out everyone with it, leaving several talent laying before Deirdre Evans would come in and bowl into the ladder, sending Bennett and Van Owen flying with her sheer size. Deirdre would set up a ladder and climb it, but Santana Johnson had crazy eyes on the outside. Hercule Giles met Deirdre on top of the ladder and the two exchanged blows, while Santana was like ‘fuck it I’m gonna kill us all’ and began setting up tables on the outside.
There weren’t supposed to be tables, what the fuck? The Gift of God match was supposed to be a ladder match but Santana Johnson had tables and lighter fluid. He took a wiff of the lighter fluid because he wondered if you could get high off it, and it must have done something because this motherfucker was going crazy. He lit the tables ablaze, meanwhile in the ring, Van Owen and Maxx had climbed a ladder and were exchanging blows with Evans and Giles. Four people on top of ladders, about to die as Lisa Seldon and Angel McMaster fought on the outside, and Violet Fontenot was hanging out all ‘nope I ain’t gonna die’ because she was a smart clown.
Santana hits the ring and grabs another ladder and begins battering the two ladders set up in the ring as the tables burn on the outside. He drives the ladders along until they finally tumble over, sending Van Owen, Giles, and Evans through the flaming tables, while Maxx falls awkwardly in the ring but lands on her titties so she wasn’t dead. Everyone else somehow fell through flaming tables and Hercule Giles beard was on fire but Jason Van Owen wasn’t dead this time like that zombie match he was in so you know in the scheme of things he could have been worse.
Back in the ring, Santana was climbing the ladder, while Lisa Seldon had driven Angel into the steel steps on the outside. Seldon quickly climbed the ladder in front of Santana who exclaimed ‘LISA SELDON YOU GONNA DIE’, driving a fist into her throat to get her to release the briefcase. Lisa suddenly pulled a knife on Santana, but Santana had a knife too! They were stabbing eachother on top of a ladder what the fuck!
Wait a minute, Maxx Bennett and Violet Fontenot seemingly work together to topple the ladders! Lisa and Santana fall on their knives, they might be dead! Santana was seen shoving Lisa a bit as the ladders started toppling too, something about her dying with him. Maxx kicked Violet in the face and climbed, only for Violet to leap on her back and rake at her eyes, trying to climb over her. Violet had her hand on the case! But Maxx tosses her off and into the ring… Maxx almost has it but Deirdre Evans crashes through the ladders sending Maxx flying, but her own momentum throws her to the outside!
Angel McMaster hits the ring, it’s a clear field! She lifts up the ladder and ascends to the very top… and she wins the Gift of God briefcase by pulling it down while Maxx Bennett, Deirdre Evans, Santana Johnson, Deirdre Evans, Violet and more look angry from below, all bleeding! Any of them could have gotten it, but on this night, it was Angel McMaster!
WINNER: Angel McMaster[/size]
Deadeye was nearly out of the building with the Golden Ticket. He was in the home stretch, but out of nowhere came CCW mainstay Heather Haze with a steel chair! She beat him down, then grabbed him and rolled him up for a pin!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “We have a new champion, Heather Haze!”[/size]
Haze being a veteran of this, she took off running and went out of the arena, into the night, and wasn’t seen after this… she had escaped with the gold!
[REDACTED] HOLLYWOOD HERITAGE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Chang Dong Geun © vs. Jesus Christ[/size][/i][/b]
Unsanctioned Match
Chang executes Jesus in the ring, there’s blood everywhere it is offensive as fuck and you should be offended. Jesus is dead. Christ is no more. We’re just Centered Wrestling now. JK, I hate centered things, but he killed Jesus.
WINNER: Chang Dong Geun.[/size]
We go straight to the back with Verity Sinclaire standing by with Mitch and Angel McMaster. Angel had won the Gift of God earlier in the night and seemed to be still hyped up.
Verity Sinclaire: “Angel, we saw you win out there earlier this evening so we have a question on everyones minds… What belt will you go for?”[/size]
Angel stopped, started to speak, but then caught herself again.
Mitch McMaster: “That’s the fun of this, isn’t it? She can pick anything she wants, any time she wants. And girlie, let me tell ya, you’ll know, the world will know, when the best of all time in my daughter decides to tell you. Right?”[/size]
Angel McMaster: “Right.”[/size]
Angel turned and left, as Mitch handed Verity a piece of paper with a phone number on it and whispered to call him much to her disgust.
CCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Winter Drell © vs. Tedmund Montgomery[/size][/i][/b]
The main event of the evening saw Winter Drell defend her gold against Tedmund Montgomery in a Devils Cage match because everything is supposed to be Satan themed. But that was all it was, a simple cage match with no gimmicks, Tedmund could wrap his head around this, and better yet, wrap the head of Winter Drell around whatever he could slam it against in the ring.
Tedmund was ready on this particular evening, firing at all cylinders as the dominant CCW Champion Winter Drell could not come up with a proper way to handle the offense presented to her. Drell kept at it though, taking Tedmund to several near falls but the perfected wrestling acumen of Tedmund Montgomery was clearly throwing her for a loop and then some.
Drell would take things down a bloody path in this one though, slamming Tedmund into the cage wall several times when an opportunity presented itself, and he was quickly busted open. Drell was not above playing dirty, clearly, as this went on. She kept on him, scoring several more near falls as the crowd reacted in shock, and the champion reacted in sheer frustration as Censor Daddy would not fall for any of her offense.
Drell then decided to start attempting to escape the cage. Only for Tedmund to leap up onto the side of the cage and drive her from the side of it with a hell of a german suplex off the side of the cage! Tedmund quickly pinned her for a two and a half count as the crowd went wild, the heart of the champion clearly visible in those actions.
The green hair of Winter Drell was starting to look red again, and Tedmund set Drell up for his finisher but she counters and drops him with hers for a near fall! Drell can’t believe it, frustration setting in as she goes for Tedmund again but he snaps out of it, hits her with his finishing maneuver and pins her in the center of the ring! We have a new CCW Champion!
WINNER: Tedmund Montgomery.[/size]
Saylor Stanhouse: “Ladies and gentlemen your NEW CCW Heavyweight Champion… TEDMUND MONTGOMERY!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Change has been ushered in to CCW, Tedmund Montgomery’s quest to fix this company has culminated in a victory for the gold.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “I can’t believe it, Winter Drell, the queen, has been dethroned!”[/size]
We see CCW medical staff and faith healers helping Drell out of the ring, stretchering her out to the back as Tedmund celebrates in the ring.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Tedmund has the gold, Tedmund has… wait a minute.”[/size]
At ringside, we see Mitch McMaster wandering over to Saylor Stanhouse in a suit. He seemingly says something complimentary to her, making her smile, before whispering something else to her.
Saylor Stanhouse: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve just been informed that Angel McMaster is cashing in her Gift of God briefcase!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “WHAT?! NOW?!”[/size]
The crowd can’t believe it, and Tedmund is yelling that this has to be a joke. The faith healers reciting a prayer to try to stop the blood loss from Tedmund, but apparently a non-believer is present and impeding the prayers progress.
GASP OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
Tedmund Montgomery © vs. Angel McMaster[/i][/b]
CCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP[/size][/b]
Angel entered the cage, sizing up Tedmund who was having trouble standing up. He was clearly frustrated as even in victory, the ruleset or lack thereof in the company was fucking him. Angel took off at him only for him to dodge an attempted tackle from her and catch her with a gut wrench suplex. Tedmund quickly went for the pin only to get a two count, but Angel was still shocked.
She leaped up and Tedmund went at her, only for Angel to nearly take his head clean off with a big boot! Angel then sets him up with the Angel from Above, pinning the champion soon after with a three count! The crowd uncertain of how to react, is she a heel or face?! She loves Jesus, but she did something they didn’t like!
WINNER: Angel McMaster.[/size]
Saylor Stanhouse: “Ladies and gentlemen, your NEW CCW Heavyweight Champion… ANGEL MCMASTER!”[/size]
Angel celebrates with the gold as the cage is risen and Tedmund looks on in a mix of annoyance and disappointment.
Lazlo Goodlove: “We have had two new CCW Champions in one night, but Wrestling With Christ 4 ends with an Angel ascending to the top!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “But Tedmund is clearly none too pleased, thwarted again… will we see more of this issue?!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “But for now, that’s all we have… goodnight!”[/size]
We fade to black with the champion and her father celebrating.
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