The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two. 4/5/2020.

Night Two, 4/5/2020


Chaos and pandemonium had run rampant in night one of Wrestling With Christ, but now Night Two was upon us. We immediately open with Jake Kovacs, Everly Faye and Marty Kovacs all in the office the next day.

Jake Kovacs: “You made us wait for dramatic tension for an entire night and come back the next day, now what is it you’re doing? I killed you…”[/size]

Everly Faye: “You woulda died of happiness from the little bit you were inside of me anyway don’t lie.”[/size]

Marty sighed as he looked to them both…

Marty Kovacs: “A long time ago, I made a deal with the devil, I went to a crossroads and well, the next thing I know I have a mega church… the next thing I know I have money…”[/size]

Jake and Everly both looked between one another, then back at him.

Jake Kovacs: “So you’re not a vampire?”[/size]

Jake said as he threw a clove of garlic at him, probably a lot harder than he had needed to, even.

Marty Kovacs: “Ow, no. Stop it. I made a deal with the devil and you two ruined it, this wasn’t supposed to be about the Saudi’s. This was supposed to be… different.”[/size]

Jake Kovacs: “But the money…”[/size]

Marty Kovacs: “Listen, we need to get this show done and get us all out of here alive, then we can continue before…”[/size]

Jake Kovacs: “The scary vampire man you’ve been running around with that doesn’t pick up on camera kills us all?”[/size]

Jake questioned.

Marty Kovacs: “No, son. That’s the devil and he’ll do far, far worse.”[/size]



Lazlo Goodlove: “Ladies and gentlemen we are back with more Christ Centered Wrestling! Order has been restored in Riyadh as we go into this show with several major matches on the card!”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “That’s right, CCW Heavyweight, Tags, Golden Ticket, Saudi Arabia and Christcore belts are all on the line tonight and more!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Hercule Giles won the CCW Golden Ticket Championship outside of the arena earlier today off of Jack Danielson, and now he heads into this with the gold! Can Hercule come out with it?! Or will any of these others come out on top?!”[/size]

Cai Yukiko vs. Jason Van Owen vs. Hercule Giles vs. Rivers vs. Bruce MacLeod vs. Cliff Morgan
CCW Golden Ticket Championship
Elimination Match [/size]

The six competitors stand in the ring, eyeing each other before starting the feeling out process. Since no one seemed to want to do a fucking thing, the current champion, Hercule Giles started things off with a solid boot to Rivers, knocking him out of the ring in a matter of seconds. Van Owens continues this chain of offense with a Basement dropkick to Bruce Macleod, dropping him down to his knees as Cliff Morgan hits the ropes and charges in for an Enzuigiri. Morgan's attempt is cut short by a spinning back kick courtesy of Owen, followed up with a superkick that sends Cliff outside of the ring only to eat a stiff lariat from Rivers that drops him flat on his back. Bruce rises up to his feet, only to find out that he's been surrounded by Hercule, Cai and Jason, a temporary and unlikely alliance. Jason and Bruce seem to have a conversation in the middle of the ring, with Van Owen telling the man that if he wants out of this ass whooping, he's got to dance. Macleod nodded in agreement and popped up to his feet, swiveling his hips and trying to 'floss'. This is met by boos from the crowd and an insanely stiff elbow known as the 'VIIIIIBE CHECK!' from Van Owens drops Bruce down like a sack of bricks.He's then picked up by the Champ and hoisted high in the air for a sitout powerbomb whilst Yukiko Hits the ropes running for a sommersault plancha that takes Rivers and a stirring Morgan out of play. Giles holds Bruce down and the official starts to make the count: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Bruce Macleod is Eliminated!!

Cai grabs Cliff's head and rolls him into the ring, attempting to follow him before getting cut off by Rivers' wife, Belle. Valentine cocks back to slap Yukiko but fails as she grabs her hand. Before Cai could even think about doing something, Rivers interjects, tossing her into the nearby ring post. Dragging her up the steel steps, Rivers lifts Cai up and drops her neck-first onto the unforgiving steel. Meanwhile inside the ring, Morgan is eating the brunt of Jason and Hercule's offense. Van Owen knocks Cliff into yesteryear with a bicycle knee to the skull whilst Giles ascends the top rope. Rivers scurries to the ring, eating a striking spear from Jason for his troubles. Giles hops off of the top rope, his body contorting for that picturesque Fawkes Splash, the Phoenix splash landing perfectly on Morgan's sternum. As the champ goes for yet another pin, Jason yanks the tall lanky masked wrestler off of a downed Cliff,driving a Discus elbow upside Hercule's neck that sends him through the ropes and onto the apron. Van Owen then leaps onto Morgan and hastily hooks his legs. ONE! TWO! THREE!

Cliff Morgan Is Eliminated!!

Jason gets up with his hands in the air, only to be sent right back down to the canvas with a crashing body thanks to Giles' springboard moonsault attack that takes them both out. Rivers struggles to get to his feet and reaches out to pick Giles' head up, peeling him off of the ground. Rivers sends a superkick Hercule's way, knocking him into the nearby ropes, prompting him to bounce off and rebound for a superkick of his own. Both men drop and before Jason can react or rise up to his feet, Yukiko climbs up to the top rope and completely wipes him out with a HurriCAIne, the corkscrew shooting star press spelling the end for our red headed bad guy. Cai goes for a cover! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Jason Van Owen Is Eliminated!!

Hercule is the first to get up to his feet, the Champ lifting both a downed Rivers and Yukiko up to a vertical base. Sending a shot to Cai's face, he aggressively yanks her into Soul Food, The Champ driving his boot into the jaw of Yukiko. He then grabs a groggy Rivers and sets him up for a ripcord lariat, pushing him outward and pulling him in for a Radical Move that flips Rivers inside out. Giles crouches down to pin Yukiko, getting the three count with ease.

Cai Yukiko Is Eliminated!!

Giles then crawls over to Rivers and just as he goes to cover him, he's met with a chairshot to the back of the head from none other than Belle Valentine. Rivers then springs up and goes for a pinfall! ONE!! TW-

Kickout at 2! Rivers rises up and gets handed the chair, swings for the fences and MISSES! Hercule leaps in the air and a backflip kick sends Rivers on his back and that chair flying in the stands. With a head full of steam, Giles rushes across the ring to the nearest corner and leaps up, looking for his Triangle Moonsault. He doesn't realize that Rivers is up until he's attacked up top. Hercule clobbers Rivers upside the head and throws him off of the top rope, onto the center of the canvas. Leaping up, he goes for that triangle moonsault again but Belle shoves Rivers out of the way, leaving the champ to completely lay out Rivers' wife. Before he realizes it, Giles his nailed in the gut with a middle kick and hit with a stunner that sends him flat on his back. Rivers then falls over his masked opponent. ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!

Hercule Giles Is Eliminated.

Saylor Stanhouse: “Your winner and the NEW CCW Golden Ticket Champion… RIVERS!”[/size]

WINNER: Rivers.

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Rivers took off after the match with Belle, both of them making it to a locker room where they proceeded to barricade a door. They hoped to stay there the majority of the show… During this, the two had extremely graphic sexual intercourse. Little did they know perverted referee Rusty McFeely was in the room!

[graphic sexual encounter]

Rusty McFeely: “New champion, Belle Valentine!’[/size]

[graphic fucking where they change positions]

Rusty McFeely: “New champion, Rivers!”[/size]

[more sex]

Rusty McFeely: “New champion, Belle Valentine!}[/size]

[more banging like wtf how they going like this]

Rusty McFeely: “New champion, Rivers!”[/size]

[how are they still alive]

Rusty McFeely: “New champion, Belle Valentine!”[/size]

Before they could go another round, Jacob Kuntz emerged from inside of the bed like that scene from Hellraiser! Rivers fell out of the bed and hit his head as Kuntz forces a naked Belle Valentine to the ground and pins her!

1… 2.. 3!

Rusty McFeely: “New champion - Jacob Kuntz!”[/size]

Kuntz leaps out a window as Rivers regroups with Belle and both look quite angry.



Taylor Lynn vs. Bun Bun

Lazlo Goodlove: “Taylor Lynn seems immediately confused by Bun Bun, who has yet to turn into his weird monster form, he’s a puppet… obviously there’s a whole puppet show set in the ring and Taylor doesn’t know how to fight him.”

Nate Paxton: “Wait a minute, Taylor is challenging Bun Bun to arm wrestle here, but isn’t he just an arm covered in a puppet? How can she possibly win?!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Taylor is arm wrestling Bun Bun in the middle of the ring, Bun Bun surprising her with a large amount of strength here!”

Nate Paxton: “Taylor tries to get his arm down but Bun Bun as a puppet is all arm and he’s fighting back!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Bun Bun almost has her arm all the way down here, but Taylor is holding on! Who will win?! Bun Bun or Taylor Lynn?!”

Nate Paxton: “Wait a minute, Taylor Lynn just flashed Bun Bun! The little rabbit fainted, she wins the arm wrestling contest but… Bun Bun is out?!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Taylor is covering her breasts up and she climbs atop Bun Bun!”

Nate Paxton: “1… 2… THREE! Taylor Lynn just pinned Bun Bun!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “I think Bun Bun might be dead after that. If those were guns he would be.”[/size]

WINNER: Taylor Lynn.[/size]



Kuntz was walking down the hall with his Golden Ticket Championship whistling what was really a jaunty tune. When out of nowhere a cinderblock fell from something and hit him in the head. Brien Storm immediately leaps atop him.

1… 2… 3.

Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Brien Storm!”[/size]

Brien grabbed the title and began down the hall, only to round a corner where a half naked Faith McKinsey stood.

Brien Storm: “If this is for me I appreciate it and..”[/size]

Suddenly she kicked him in the penis and rolls him up.

1… 2… 3!

Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Faith McKinsey!”[/size]

Faith celebrated with the gold briefly before taking off, finding a room with a bed in it. The door disappearing behind her… She looked back and smiled.

Faith McKinsey: “Hi God, I knew I’d find you here.”[/size]

God: “...”

Faith McKinsey: “I love it when you talk dirty.”[/size]



Q vs. Valeria vs. Stephanie Matsuda vs. Tiara Saunders

Lazlo Goodlove: “Stephanie Matsuda seemed a bit dancy as this thing started. She told her opponents not to ever come around here, don’t wanna see their faces they better disappear.”

Nate Paxton: “But the fire was in their eyes and their voices very clear that the rest of their opponents needed to just beat it.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Beat it, beat it.”

Nate Paxton: “Q and Tiara Saunders were both on fire in this though. They told their opponents they better run, better do what they can. Don’t wanna see no blood don’t be a macho man which I guess means don’t drive into something and die.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Tiara and Q had slayed all their competition. Q looked to Tiara and said you wanna be tough better do what you can.”

Nate Paxton: “Tiara replied you so beat it but you wanna be bad, just beat it, beat it, beat itttt.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “No one wants to be defeated, as Tiara takes control for a near fall on Valeria.”

Nate Paxton: “Q takes her out though, showing how funky and how strong is her fight. It doesn’t matter whose wrong or right.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Just beat it, and Q tries but a near fall. They’re out to get her and she trues to win and leave while she can.”

Nate Paxton: “In this business though, even a woman has to be a man. Still, Q wanted to stay alive and she had to do what she can so she beat it.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “She beat Valeria via pinfall.”[/size]

WINNER: Q.

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Faith was bent over being porked by God, he was putting his divine dong right up in her. She was naked now and she immediately yelled.

Faith McKinsey: “I give up, he can have the title!”[/size]

Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion by forfeit, God!”[/size]

After God and Faith finished, God stood up and walked towards a closet only for Wendy Wynne to drop on him.

Wendy Wynne: “I RECOGNIZE NO GODS. WENDY ATTACK, GO!”[/size]

Wendy hit him with her patented Wendy Attack, which I just made up and she pins God! 1… 2… 3!

Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Wendy Wynne!”[/size]

Faith was still unconscious nearby with a grin on her face as Wendy ran out of the room! Violet Fontenot had some marbles all over the floor waiting for her though. Wendy trips and falls and Violet goes for the pin!

1… 2… 3!

Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Violet Fontenot!”[/size]

Violet runs away, meanwhile Wendy looks wrathfully onward. This was far from over.



ARIES vs. Gray Kendricks vs. Kip Classic vs. Astro

Lazlo Goodlove: “These men all woke up in the morning and they raised their weary heads, old coats for a pillow and the Earth was last night’s bed. They didn’t know where they were going, only God knows where they’ve been. They’re a devil on the run, six gun lovers, they are candles in the wind.”

Nate Paxton: “They were brought into this world and they say they were born in sin. But Wrestling with Christ has given them a purpose they didn’t have steal or have to win, yet they still have to win.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “They’re all wanted, yeah they’re wanted men. Everyone here is trying to get a pin.”

Nate Paxton: “Gray Kendricks is the colt in this stable, not Horse Renoirs horse stable, but he’s trying to prove he is what Cain is to Abel. Mister catch me if you can, but Aries is trying to catch up.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Gray looks at him and says they’re going down in a blaze of glory, take him down if you know the truth. Aries never drew first but he drew first blood, lord he’s no ones son, call him young gun.”

Nate Paxton: “Astro tries to get in but he’s dancing as the spirit takes hold. Kip Classic leaps in and takes control. Take him noooow, but know the truth. Kip Classic is shot downnnn, in a blaze of glory!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Lord he never drew first but he drew first blood, he’s the devils son, but Kip kicks out of the pinfall attempt by Aries.”

Nate Paxton: “Gray leaps between Aries and Kip, says let this boy die like a man. Staring down the bullet, Gray makes his final stand.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Aries drops Gray with his finisher as Gray goes down in a blaze of glory, and ARIES scores the pinfall on Astro who had been laid out earlier to win.”
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WINNER: ARIES.

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Violet Fontenot was walking down the hall with the gold in hand that she had just obtained off of Wendy Wynne. She watched over her shoulder, trying to make sure nobody snuck up on her. As she rounded a corner though, she was superkicked by Kit. Kit seemed shocked herself that this worked… Burt Fleischman immediately jumps in!

1… 2… 3!

Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, KIT!”[/size]

Kit: “Oh my Gosh, I did it!”[/size]

Down the hall nearby came Chellsea who wanted to fight, followed by her husband, Daequan. Chellsea was angry, but why?

Chellsea: “You interrupted my baby’s sermon last show you bitch, you gonna pay what you owe!”

Chellsea yelled as Kit took off running. Chellsea removing her ear rings angrily and giving chase as we fade into the next match.[/size]



Deirdre Evans vs. Kira Izumi
Hardcore Match[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Now that the music has left us it’s time for some hardcore action as Deirdre Evans takes on Kira Izumi. Izumi has been a standout since he came to Wrestling With Christ programming but Deirdre Evans has been a force to be reckoned with.”

Nate Paxton: “Deirdre Evans was a force to be reckoned with early on here, bowling through Kira Izumi and sending him to the outside. But Izumi is tenacious, he retrieved a baseball bat from under the ring, which we had here for some reason and started laying into the larger Deirdre Evans.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Deirdre picks up some steam though and she spears Kira Izumi through the barricade! The Saudi royalty are all knocked down and they immediately begin beating the hell out of Kira and Deirdre!”

Nate Paxton: “It’s happening again! Deirdre is slugging Saudi royals as security files in trying to gain control! Kira is fighting for his life as a vicious Saudi man rakes at his eyes!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Both of them get out of the crowd and security is trying to break up the chaos. Kira DDT’s Deirdre on the floor to her surprise and goes for a pin! 1… 2… KICKOUT!”

Nate Paxton: “The Saudi’s break through another one of the barricades and knock Kira on his ass though as security is still trying to maintain some form of control! Deirdre Evans has a frying pan and is beating Kira over the head with it! He’s laying on the ground trying to cover up as she slams it over his head!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “It seems the Saudi populace is slowly calming down after being angered so much here in the last few days, but Deirdre isn’t letting up! She’s uncovering the cement flooring under the protective padding… what is she gonna do?!”

Nate Paxton: “Deirdre just piledrove Kira onto the floor! 1… 2… 3! Deirdre Evans gets another big win here in CCW!”[/size]

WINNER: Deirdre Evans.

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Backstage, Kit had found her way into one of the offices that had been set up for the show. She crawled under a desk and hid with the belt. Chellsea was coming down the hall looking for her.

Chellsea: “Bitch you gonna die.”[/size]

Chellsea finally found her, dragging her out from under a desk by the legs. Kit kicked her upside the head but Chellsea surprisingly got her in a pinning predicament!

1… 2… 3!

Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Chellsea!”[/size]

Chellsea took the title and then looked at her, shrugging and left, she ran out, looking for Daequan only to run down the hall where Deadeye Weston throws a door open and lays her out! He looks confused then decides to pin her…

1… 2… 3!

Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Deadeye Weston!”[/size]

Daequan comes running with a steel chair and flings it at him as Deadeye takes off down the hallway to get away.



Eviie and Cynthia vs. The Dynamic Duo

Lazlo Goodlove: “We saw tensions between Eviie and Cynthia on night one, but now we get to see if these two can work together.”

Nate Paxton: “The Dynamic Duo has the music in them tonight though just as we did earlier. Cynthia and Eviie are confused by the dance stylings of the Dynamic Duo, but they do a little dance back towards them and the duo reacts in shock!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Eviie and Cynthia are just kicking the hell out of the Dynamic Duo now! They’re beating them down repeatedly with clubbing blows. Neither one letting up. The referee seemingly just letting this go and letting them have at each other.”

Nate Paxton: “The Dynamic Duo was immediately overwhelmed by the fierce, pure rage of Cynthia and Eviie! They were getting beaten down on the outside of the ring, Cynthia and Eviie slamming them both into steps and seemingly overwhelming the duo.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Would this be the Dynamic Duos final dance?”

Nate Paxton: “Eviie and Cyntha throw one of hte members of the duo into the ring, both of them put their boot on their chest… 1… 2… 3! Eviie and Cynthia put differences aside and deliver a dominant performance!”[/size]
WINNER: Eviie and Cynthia.

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Deadeye runs by a locker room only to stop when he sees Cartier got a titty out. He comes closer only for her to punch him right in the throat and slam his face over a mirror. Then she rolls him up with her titty still out!

1… 2… 3!

Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Cartier!”[/size]

Cartier takes off with the gold in hand, only for Fallon Lockhart to appear. Lockhart has a flock of dogs she found here in tow.

Fallon Lockhart: “Puppy power, go!”[/size]

The dogs attack Cartier, taking her down. Once the dogs finally disperse, Fallon goes into a pinfall..

1… 2… 3!

Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Fallon Lockhart!”[/size]

Fallon immediately takes off with the dogs, leaving Cartier looking confused as to what the hell had just happened.



Maxx Bennett vs. Heather Haze
Whore in a Strange Land Match

Saylor Stanhouse: “The following is a whore in a strange land match, where these two rank bitches have to make the other dress right then hit the other with a rotten tomato to win!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Saylor not a fan of those two it seems as Heather Haze and Maxx Bennett meet again! Maxx has gotten one over on her thus far and now we’re in for match two! Maxx doesn’t need to worry too much about how anything goes though, as she is confirmed to go to Heaven.”

Nate Paxton: “But given her fear of winning the other night, if one move is botched and she lands wrong and dies? Well, she’s going to Heaven and you can tell that’s bothering this young ladies mind.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Maxx says she’s going to do everyone better and she gets naked. Heather says she won’t be one-upped and now she’s naked too! But you can tell Maxx is still bothered about potentially going to Heaven, I can see it in her titties.”

Nate Paxton: “You mean eyes?”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “No.”

Nate Paxton: “The Saudi crowd is getting angry again, I think I see the secret Saudi police force waiting to try to behead these ladies when they get out of here. Maxx is concerned as she does not want to go to heaven and Heather is on the attack!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Heather is doing her damnedest to get a sweater on over the head of Maxx Bennett. But Maxx is fighting!”

Nate Paxton: “Maxx nails a thumb to Heather’s eye and wait she’s pulling a robe over the head of Heather! We never accounted for a robe, that is a top and a bottom! Maxx only has a top on!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Maxx is trying to get to the crate of rotten tomatoes by the Satan entrance but Heather Haze tackles her! Heather starts putting pants on Maxx and Maxx is screeching as she is clothed! Both women have their clothes on now, all they have to do is get a rotten tomato and hit the other to win!”

Nate Paxton: “Maxx has a rotten tomato and she chucks it at Heather, but Heather ducks it! Heather takes off running and tackles Maxx into the rotten tomato pile! Both have tomatoes on them?! Who wins?”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “In the event of a tie, I think we need to go to Saylor at ringside to break it, she was thereafter all.”

Saylor Stanhouse: “As the person on ground zero of these whores killing themselves in some nasty tomatoes… the winner by my glorious, divine judgment… HEATHER HAZE.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Heather Hazes hand is raised, but Maxx giving a hard look at Saylor. Maxx is ripping all her clothes off and the crowd is getting mad, Haze undressing too...”

Nate Paxton: “Security is gonna have to get them out of here before they end up stoned in the center of the streets and not how they’d like. But the Whore Saga between Heather Haze and Maxx Bennett is now at 1-1. Will there be a Whore finale in the future?!”[/size]

WINNER: Heather Haze.

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Saylor Stanhouse: “Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the Greatest Pie Baking Contest! Your previous winner, Cartier stands in the ring with her grandmas sweet potato pie!”[/size]

Cartier stood with her pie as the crowd gave a mixed reaction, mostly due to their hatred of women. A cardboard cut out of Essence was nearby with a cardboard cherry pie. Razzles Mars had a pie there as well. Several others waited with pies.

Saylor Stanhouse: “And your pie baking contest judge… ugh, Brennan Devlin.”[/size]

Brennan walked out on stage, glancing out into the crowd who cheered on an actual man in this thing when Angel McMaster comes through on a camel that had gotten out of control for her special entrance! The camel kicks Brennan in the head and he’s out!

Lazlo Goodlove: “Good lord why does this keep happening to Brennan?!”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “Cecily Golding is here to retrieve him though… dragging him to the back, she’s very apologetic to everyone too.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Guess I’m judging again, Pax.”[/size]

He said as he stood up and went to the ring. He had a particular enchantment with black women which made him bias… but..

Lazlo Goodlove: “Ladies and gentlemen, we have a surprise entrant for this contest.”[/size]

Cartier: “That’s not in the rulebook.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Honey I’m sorry but this is over my head…”[/size]

Soon, music began to play as Elena Dedraca walked onto the stage! She’s been catering this entire event! It wasn’t fair! Elena comes with pie in hand and Lazlo begins tasting…

Lazlo Goodlove: “Alright, this is tough. On one hand, I love the sistas. On the other… this pie is damn good. The winner of this contest… ELENA DEDRACA!”[/size]

Dedraca takes the pie baking contest sash and celebrates, meanwhile Cartier looks annoyed and we fade to commercials for Wrestling Club, Oceanic Wrestling Federation, Kings Road and more.



Saudi’s Favorite Tag Team Cup Gauntlet Match
Brew Collar (Wilkow/Danielson) vs. Children of the Moon (Miri/Thoreau) vs. Regulators Inc. (Cassidy/Adler) vs. Thot Chocolate (Cartier/SILK) vs. The Killer Baes (Tomsen/Weston) vs. Team Becho (Layne/Wilder) vs. The New Policy (Patroller 2/Patroller 1) vs. The Crusade (Crusaders 1 / 2) vs. Flex Appeal (Skylar/Matt Knight) vs. Team HatFace (Golding/Devlin)[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “The two teams to start us off seem to be the New Policy and the Killer Baes. Weston and Tomsen are immediately attacking the Patrollers here as Zedd Lorde watches on unamused. Zedd seems annoyed his patrollers are failing here...”

Nate Paxton: “Tomsen with a running knee to Patroller 2, then she kicks the Z on his chest and he disappears much to her confusion. Weston and Tomsen tag and then they set up Patroller 1 for Bae All Day! 1… 2… 3!”[/size]

Saylor Stanhouse: “The New Policy has been eliminated!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Next out is Echo Layne and Beck Wilder. Echo has been a standout in her career thus far in CCW and her boyfriend Beck Wilder has been putting on some shows as well. Dark horses coming in as Tomsen and Weston meet them both and start stomping away as they slide into the ring.”

Nate Paxton: “Wilder and Layne immediately have to cover up as they’re dragged to corners and the man in charge, Burt Fleischman does not care! He’s letting it go! Now, Corrie and Astrid stop in the middle of the ring, the camera pans out and they hug in the center apparently I don’t know why I’m describing this in so much vivid detail someone fucking stop me!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “THE LIGHTS ARE OUT AGAIN BECAUSE THESE DAMN SAUDI SONS OF BITCHES KEEP KILLING OUR POWER…. Sorry. Rage issues… Wait, the lights are back and… a cardboard cut out of Essence! Corrie and Astrid are wailing, screaming like two scared girls… rollup by Echo on Astrid while Wilder takes down Corrie!! 1… 2… 3!!!”[/size]

Saylor Stanhouse: “The Killer Baes have been eliminated!”

Nate Paxton: “The Crusade are next and oh no the Crusaders look pissed. Echo and Wilder are both down and they immediately toss Wilder into a ring post! Layne is being smashed in the center of the ring by two big burly meaty men! They just took her by the arms and legs and threw her into the air only to drop her. They’re toying with her!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “The Crusade being forced to get one of their members out of the ring, arguing the referee as they swing Echo into every corner of the ring. Finally, one of them is out… Echo still has the heart to roll up one of the Crusade! 1… 2… 3!”[/size]

Saylor Stanhouse: “The Crusade has been eliminated!”

Nate Paxton: “The Crusade is pissed, they’re beating Echo and Wilder down as the referee tries to retain order. Security too busy trying to contain the crowd who are still angry here… Finally, the referee seems to be getting The Crusade out of here… The new attitude from the Crusade these last two shows, what did Tedmund do to them?”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Here comes the opportunists in Flex Appeal! Matt lifts Wilder up! Flying rear end to Wilders face! Skylar goes for the pin! 1… 2… 3!”[/size]

Saylor Stanhouse: “Team Becho has been eliminated!”

Nate Paxton: “Regulators Inc, the team of Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler are on their way to the ring!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “The two teams are going at it hard with the exchange of blows here. The Regulators have been on a roll lately and they clothesline the Knights out of the ring! Flex Appeal seem to be trying to regroup on the outside.”

Nate Paxton: “The referee tries to get Regulators back into their own corner but Skylar shows that athleticism, full sprint around the ring, she yanks Jane off the apron and throws her into the steps! Sadie is in the ring yelling at the ref to look and Matt Knight rolls her up! 1… 2… 3!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Two favorites get put out here, Regulators have been trying to get that big win and Flex Appeal steals it!”

Nate Paxton: “And here comes Team Hatface but… Brennan was kicked in the head by a camel in the backstage area so we see Cecily here wheeling Brennan to the ring in a wheelbarrow. Flex Appeal seems confused. Cecily bringing him into the ring now… can he really compete?”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “How does Brennan not have brain damage?”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “He clearly does have you seen his Twitter feed? Calling random women his daughters, claiming to be some sort of possessed man…”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Cecily has Brennan by the legs and is swinging him like a bat at Skylar Knight who gets taken out! Matt Knight runs up and is taken down for his troubles. The crowd are cheering this all on, or wanting to kill us all who can tell at this point?!”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “Matt and Skylar regrouping on the outside, Cecily gorilla presses Brennan and just threw him into them! Brennan crashes head first into the floor and Flex Appeal is sent flying!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Matt and Skylar regroup now, encircling the ring and the numbers game is too much. They’re beating Cecily down! A stagehand throws Brennan back in but he’s motionless! Wheelbarrow lift from Matt, flying rear end to the face and Cecily sells it like she’s been shot, flying out of the ring!”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “Skylar Knight covers the unconscious form of Brennan Devlin… 1… 2… 3!”[/size]

Saylor Stanhouse: “Hahahahahahahaha Brennan and Cecily have been eliminated!”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “Golding shoving Saylor on the outside here now as security tries to break it up…”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Business is about to pick up, here comes the Children of the Moon and Flex Appeal wants it!”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “They’re brawling in the center of the ring now with Children of the Moon taking the upper hand here now, but Flex Appeal cheat their way out of it, thumbing both COTM members in the eyes!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s a testament to how well the husband and wife team of Flex Appeal know one another! They overcome every obstacle set in front of them if they can just get to work as a team! Matt follows Julie out of the ring while Skylar chokes Bex in the corner with a boot to the throat.”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “Bex is struggling here, coughing like she has the corona. This throws Skylar off for a second though who begins wondering if Bex does indeed have corona. How are we even allowed to have traveled here during all of this? Several questions in the mind of Skylar as Bex throws Skylar right into a turnbuckle!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Outside of the ring, the big dog Julie Miri drives Matt Knight into some steel steps then throws him back into the ring! Dark Side of the Moon! 1… 2… 3!”[/size]

Saylor Stanhouse: “Flex Appeal has been eliminated!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Thot Chocolate are out next and the crowd is throwing rocks at them. Where did they get rocks? Cartier takes off ahead and gets ahead of the bulk of it, the first ever pie contest winner looking back in concern for SILK.”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “He just took a rock to the kidneys, Laz but he made to the ring!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s the fight in SILK showing right there, Pax. They hit the ring and they meet with the Children of the Moon, all these people are having at it! Bex takes Cartier down as they brawl to the outside, Julie is on SILKs back raking at his eyes in full survival mode after seeing how crazy the Saudi people have went!”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “Someone just threw a grenade into the ring! SILK heroically dives upon it only to realize it’s a dud!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Cartier is still fighting on the outside with Bex! SILK gets caught with Julies finisher that God couldn’t remember the name of or find on any sheet anywhere! 1… 2… 3!”

Nate Paxton: “Cartier can’t believe it as she goes in and pulls SILK out of the ring before anyone else throws rocks at him! He tells her he heroically tried to save them all then they proceed now to start insulting the crowd! He risked his life for everyone in that ring on a potentially live grenade!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “SILK glaring at COTM and then he’s blowing it off, Thot Chocolate doesn’t even wanna be the Saudi’s favorite team apparently now as they walk off annoyed!”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “The final team in this thing is Brew Collar and you gotta believe the Children of the Moon are hurting after this huge gauntlet and then their match from Night One too!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “We’ve been wanting to see this since Julie and Bex had an altercation with them backstage! The slugfest continues as Julie and Wilkow fight out of the ring but a fan throws a water bottle at Julie, taking her off guard, their hate of women overflowing as Wilkow drives Miri into the barricade!”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “Back in the ring, Julie Miri is handling Danielson with some stiff kicks! But Danielson is covering up! The Wrestling with Christ and Wrestling Club standout powering through and dropping her with a massive german suplex! 1… 2… KICKOUT!”

Lazlo Goodlove: “Outside of the ring, Bex is about to take Wilkow down but someone in the crowd sprayed her in the eyes with some sort of substance. Man they really do hate women, don’t they? Bex is on the floor rubbing her eyes, Wilkow sees this and hits the ring, tag to Danielson!”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “Wilkow is in and they’re setting up Julie! Back Roads! Wilkow covers… 1… 2… 3!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “SAUDI ARABIA'S FAVORITE TAG TEAM HAS BEEN DETERMINED AND IT IS BREW COLLAR! They’re drinking beer from the Tag Team Cup already! The crowd is happy because men actually won something!”[/size]

WINNER: Brew Collar (Danielson and Wilkow)
ORDER OF ELIMINATION: The New Policy, The Killer Baes, The Crusade, Team Becho, Regulators Inc., Team Hatface, Flex Appeal, Thot Chocolate, Children of the Moon.

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Fallon was struggling to get the pack of dogs she had with her to listen while in the back. They were distracted by some sort of scent nearby. As she struggled… Corrie Tomsen snuck up behind her and rolls her up! 1… 2… 3!

Burt Fleischman: “The new Golden Ticket Champion, Corrie Tomsen!”[/size]

Corrie Tomsen: “Astrid, help!”[/size]

Astrid left some meat behind with the dogs which she had been using to distract them. She and Corrie ran off ahead, leaving Fallon on the ground to regroup with her doggies.



Siberia Zombie © vs. Maxx Bennett vs. Taylor Lynn
CCW Saudi Arabia Championship[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Siberia Zombie enters this thing with gold in hand but she has formidable challenges in Maxx Bennett and Taylor Lynn. Maxx is a relative newcomer who has shown quite a lot of skill thus far in her career and Taylor is a veteran returning to the business. Both of these women have something to gain here, but can they dethrone the legendary Siberia Zombie?!”

Nate Paxton: “The crowd is back to getting a little rowdy here, they’re unhappy these women are all fighting for the glorious Saudi Arabia belt. We progress here though as Siberia Zombie knocks Taylor out of the ring and starts singling out the rookie Maxx Bennett.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Siberia working Maxx over and Maxx having to full on cover up from some stiff strikes and kicks. Siberia is a wrecking machine who was long overdue a big win here in Wrestling With Christ and now, nobody can ever take away the fact she was the first Saudi Arabia Champion.”

Nate Paxton: “But will she go down as the first and only the first? Or can she defend it! Maxx is having the shit kicked out of her here and the referee finally breaks it up!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Siberia goes for her Polpo Guerrero move on Maxx but Maxx kicks out! Wait a minute, turn around Siberia! Lynn with a boot to the stomach of Siberia Zombie! Double underhooked DDT! 1… 2… KICKOUT!”

Nate Paxton: “Maxx drives a knee into Lynn’s head, having recovered enough to do so, then she leaps on Siberia herself! 1… 2… KICKOUT! Lynn is now striking down on Maxx after the pinfall, clubbing away at the back of her head.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Siberia is down, Maxx is where Lynn wants her.. Lynn hits her finisher! Siberia is trying to get up but one of the Saudis restrains her… 1.. 2… 3!”

Nate Paxton: “We have a new champion!”[/size]

Saylor Stanhouse: “Here is your winner… and the NEW CCW Saudi Arabia Champion… TAYLOR LYNN!”[/size]

WINNER: Taylor Lynn.

Before anything could continue though, the celebration was cut short as Jake Kovacs wandered out on stage with two scary Saudi Arabian men hovering.

Jake Kovacs: “Uhm, ladies I’m sorry but I’ve been asked by the kingdom of Saudi Arabia to restart this match. Taylor is champion, but… this match will continue.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “What?! Why?!”[/size]

The bell rang as Taylor was blindsided by Maxx and Siberia, both of whom started beating her down.

Taylor Lynn © vs. Maxx Bennett vs. Siberia Zombie
CCW Saudi Arabia Championship[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Siberia nearly dodges a tomahawk to the head from the crowd but Maxx grabs it off the ground and she hits Siberia with it in the stomach! Siberia says she’s been hit with worse but there’s blood everywhere!”

Nate Paxton: “Siberia just ripped the axe handle from her own torso and hit Taylor with the handle taking her out!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Siberia just lost her consciousness from blood loss, Maxx is still screaming and pins Siberia! 1.. 2… 3!”

Nate Paxton: “The Saudi Arabia Championship has changed hands, again!”[/size]

Saylor Stanhouse: “HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW CCW SAUDI ARABIA CHAMPIONSHIP, THAT HO MAXX BENNETT!!!”[/size]

WINNER: Maxx Bennett.[/size]

Suddenly, Anwar bin Talal burst onto the stage before Maxx could finish celebrating and he was in wrestling attire! Siberia was being attended to by faith healers on the outside of the ring.

Anwar bin Talal: “We will be restarting this match except this time, I will be entering. Since that idiot Jake couldn’t realize I requested a man be champion… I will be the man to win this glorious championship.”[/size]

Anwar rushed the ring where both Lynn and Bennett waited for him, neither looking particularly amused with his anti women sentiments shining through.

Maxx Bennett © vs. Anwar bin Talal vs. Siberia Zombie vs. Taylor Lynn
CCW Saudi Arabia Championship[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Both women immediately lift their tops flashing their breasts and Anwar nearly jumps out of his own skin in shock! He’s not used to sassy American women! They cannot be contained by simple constraints like the customs and culture of this land!”

Nate Paxton: “But while they’re fighting with their tops, Anwar clotheslines both of them overcoming what may be a fear of titties, Lazlo!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Anwar boots Taylor out of the ring now! But Maxx just dived and locks her legs around Anwars head like a facehugger from Alien! Anwar is stumbling, turning blue in the face, she’s not even wearing any underwear!”

Nate Paxton: “Anwar can’t breathe… he’s almost out… Maxx might retain here… she’s known for her leg strength… Those thighs are clasped around his neck, he’s turning purple...”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Taylor is trying to get back in the ring but the angry Saudi’s behind the barricade are breaking through to restrain her...”

Nate Paxton: “Anwar gets his second wind and it probably smells like Maxx’s pussy but he powerbombs her onto the mat! She finally lets him go! 1… 2… 3!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Anwar bin Talal achieves his boyhood dream of being CCW Saudi Arabia Champion! The hometown boy has won the title!”

Nate Paxton: “Fireworks going off everywhere as Anwar ascends onto the ropes and holds his championship into the air!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “This would be amazing if we weren’t selling out everything we believe in for money, Pax.”

Nate Paxton: “Shut up and stand up, pledge allegiance to your new Saudi overlord, Anwar bin Talal!”[/size]

WINNER: Anwar bin Talal.[/size]



The scene cuts to a previously recorded segment inside an empty church. Chris Constantine Junior stands behind a podium in one of his best looking custom suits as a wooden cross hangs behind him. Olivia is seen sitting down in a corner, a fan in hand waves the heat away as it’s a hot one inside the church. Grabbing hold of the podium, Chris looks into the camera and has a hard time saying what he needs to say, but finally he begins to speak with remorse and sadness in his voice.

Chris Constantine Junior: Brothers and Sisters of Christ…...I have sinned. I have sinned multiple times in my life. Most of it….I’m not happy about as I look back and see what type of man that I was….and still am. For you see brothers and sisters I am a recovering sinner who is doing his best to get back into the good and gracious hands of God and Jesus. [/size]

The camera pans over to Olivia who’s so happy to see her husband admit that he has problems. She blows her husband a kiss and short round of applause before the camera goes back to Constantine.

Chris Constantine Junior: For you see Brothers and Sister, I was angry when I lost the CCW Title. I was sad. I was furious. I shouted at the top of a mountain top and asked God why? Why take the Title away from me God! I had just won it! I was going to spread your good word to the masses. From the good folks of Omaha, Nebraska to the people of Sadui Arabia who have yet to hear your good word. I was going to make Planet Earth a God praising planet! I was going to do the good Lord's work….but he took it away from me and gave it to a tattooed hussy who doesn’t believe in him. Doesn’t praise his good name. And was chosen by the Devil to bring WWC straight to hell.[/size]

The camera pans over to Olivia shaking her head because we all know the devil is bad.

Chris Constantine Junior: Now I’m not saying Saudi Arabia is hell, but it’s hot as hell and the food has been turning my stomach inside out.[/size]

The camera pans back over to Olivia who gives out a little chuckle as she knows her husband is so funny.

Chris Constantine Junior: So when I lost I said some things that were lies. I went back to the old me. The sinner. I told lies. I shouted out against the promotion. And I even “Sold My Soul To The Devil.” [/size]

The camera pans back over to Olivia who’s crying up a storm now as her black eyeliner runs down her face. She’s a horrible mess.

Chris Constantine Junior: But as days passed and the rage that was in my soul subsided, God came to me in a dream and explained to me why he took the title off of me. It was to teach me a lesson. That even though I thought that I was on the straight and narrow and that I thought I had turned a corner in my life….. I hadn’t really changed. The old me was still in my soul. Hiding. Waiting to pop out and take over once things weren’t going my way. And he was right. The sinner in me is still there and it will probably always be there, but there are ways to make that old me less powerful. And there are three ways to help keep the sinner in you away from taking over. [/size]

One! Pray.

Two! Believe in God Almighty.

And three! Buy Jim Bakker's Silver Gel! It’ll kick the devil right out of you and it’ll even cure the Coronavirus. Jim Bakker told me himself that it’s true and you can always trust a man of God. So don’t listen to the Fake News or the lawsuits surrounding the greatness that is the Silver Gel because we all know the Devil Controls the media and all lawyers praise the devil. So call the number down below and tell the operative Constantine sent you.

By now there’s a number to call at the bottom of the television screen to call and make your order. For legal purposes the number is blurred out.

Chris Constantine Junior: Remember Brothers and Sisters, God and his chosen people will win at the end of the day! Hallelujah! And Amen! [/size]

The scene ends on the smiling face of Constantine as he holds up the bottle of Jim Bakkers Silver Gel.



‘Pretty’ Ricky Stanton vs. Willie Pete
72 Virgins Explosive Deathmatch of Death (with Extra Death)

Lazlo Goodlove: “This match is simple, this is filmed in a empty building where the ring is full of explosives underneath. Once there is a pinfall, the winner has 30 seconds to get the hell out of that abandoned building before the ring explodes. Who will win in the 72 Virgins Explosive Deathmatch of Death with Extra added Death?! Will it be Willie Pete or Ricky Stanton?!”

Nate Paxton: “Both men enter the building, staring eachother down as they enter the ring.”[/size]

‘Pretty’ Ricky Stanton: “So it’s come to this… not too late to back out now.”[/size]

Willie Pete: “This building is going to be your grave.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “There you have it folks! The match has begun, both of them gingerly walking across the mat trying not to set off the explosives! Willie drops Ricky though with a boot then a side slam! The ring shifting awkwardly, any wrong move and they both could go boom!”

Nate Paxton: “Stanton quickly gets up and clotheslines Willie, but then he realizes how the ring shifted and hesitates for a second. But he’s right back on it! He’s looking for that F5 Rainmaker! This is exactly like the episode of Andy Griffith where the goat eats the dynamite and they have to get it out of town, Lazlo.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “How is it like that at all, Pax? F5 Rainmaker! Somehow the ring has not exploded yet as Willie is pinned… 1… 2… KICKOUT! Ricky can’t believe it, the crowd can’t believe it but they have to!”

Nate Paxton: “Ricky is out of the ring looking for a weapon, he’s had it with Willie Pete and he finds a pickaxe?! Weird, but he says he’ll use it! He’s back in the ring and Willie is lying on the mat. Ricky swings the pickaxe down at his head but Willie dodges! The pickaxe just went through the ring, the TNT is all uncovered!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Ricky is taken aback by this, trying to get free! Pete is up! You’re Flying Golden Star Powerbomb right into the explodes which still haven’t went off! 1… 2… 3! WILLIE PETE WINS! WILLIE PETE WINS!”

Nate Paxton: “Stanton is out but Willie has to get out of here, the timer on the walls has started counting down from 30 seconds!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Willie runs out of the building and he’s waiting… the timer counting down and oh my God what an explosion! There’s building everywhere, I hope Ricky is okay!”

Nate Paxton: “Okay?! He was in an explosion!”[/size]

WINNER: Willie Pete.

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Corrie Tomsen was running down the hall, having gotten lost, Astrid had been left somewhere so the team was split.

Corrie Tomsen: “Astrid where did you go?!”[/size]

Corrie turned a corner and there was a cardboard cutout of Essence again.

Corrie Tomsen: “Astrid is the one more scared of you, you cardboard ho!”[/size]

She punched cardboard Essences head off and then was rolled up by someone, an unseen figure! It was Neve Marx!

1… 2… 3!

Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Neve Marx!”
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Corrie was screaming as she tried to get up, but Neve ran only so far only for her to be rolled up by… Gray Kendricks! 1… 2… 3!!!

Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Gray Kendricks!”[/size]

Gray Kendricks: “... Sorry.”[/size]

He said before helping Neve up then running off, meanwhile Neve and Corrie gave one another some angry looks.



Wendy Wynne vs. Pao Chan vs. Fallon Lockhart vs. Damien Miri vs. Brien Storm
10,000 Toilet Paper Roll Deathmatch
Winner is dubbed Toilet Paper King or Queen, try living that down.

Lazlo Goodlove: “The ring is surrounded by thousands of rolls of toilet paper and all five people in this match want to win what is believed to be thousands more in the back. Wendy is currently hiding in the toilet paper, swimming around like a toilet paper dolphin, Paxton. Fallon Lockhart keeps looking at pictures of the puppies she got at Wrestling With Christ 2 on her phone, Damien Miri has a plate full of fried chicken catering gave him, Pao Chan keeps fighting with her giant mascot head hoping nobody figures out it’s clearly Rika, and Brien Storm seems confused by everyone.”

Nate Paxton: “Wendy is lurking, shifting through the toilet paper, using it as cover as Brien Storm locks up with Pao Chan and Dame is EATING FRIED CHICKEN because apparently Saudi Arabians will just give you whatever if you’re over here to sell your soul for blood money like the people on our roster.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “They really are like a country of crossroads demons, Paxton.”

Nate Paxton: “Fallon is moving over to Damien now and showing him pictures of the dogs on her phone… and he takes the phone and throws it on the ground… Oh no, Fallon is pissed. She just took his fried chicken and threw it out of the ring! They’re in a shoving match now! Damien shoves Fallon, Fallon shoves Damien!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Outside of the ring, Brien Storm and Pao Chan fight into the toilet paper maze but they keep fighting only to realize the maze is endless. They’re running looking for a way out only to find more and more toilet paper! Suddenly, men made of entirely toilet paper start wrapping around Brien and Pao Chan, dragging them away. Pao is clawing at them with her or his bear claws!”

Nate Paxton: “Back in the ring, Damien is in a fried chicken induced rage chopping at Fallon!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Several rolls of toilet paper just flew into the ring landing around Fallon and Damien as Damien gets a near fall on Fallon! Fallon is up yelling about disrespecting her puppies, the toilet paper is slowly joining together to form a person! It is Wendy! She has become one with the toilet paper! The Wicked Witch has found the toilet paper gem within the toilet paper to give her control over its magical properties?!”

Nate Paxton: “What?”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “I mean this is all CGI!”

Nate Paxton: “The toilet paper is wrapping around Fallon and Damien, cocooning around them! They’re struggling but this is Charmin Ultra Strong! They can’t escape!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Brien and Pao Chan are still lost in the never ending toilet paper maze, Wendy has formed from toilet paper! Wendy pins the restrained Damien Miri whose like whatever I get paid… 1… 2.. 3!”

Saylor Stanhouse: “THE WINNER AND TOILET PAPER QUEEN, WENDY WYNNE!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “With that, Wendy gains control of a supply of toilet paper the Saudi’s bought and will forever be known as the Toilet Paper Queen.”[/size]

WINNER: Wendy Wynne

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Gray Kendricks was trying to escape the building with his championship in hand, but he had an uphill battle ahead. There was legitimate risk people could die here and everyone was out to get it. Out of nowhere though, Deirdre Evans blows through him like a god damn freight train! She picks him up and repeatedly powerbombs him into the floor before getting a pinfall!

1… 2…

KENDRICKS KICKS OUT! Magnus is here and he running knees upside of Deirdres head! Then, Magnus stops and he and Kendricks look at one another, a mirror image…

Lazlo Goodlove: “They look the same…”[/size]

Nate Paxton: “They’re fighting but I can’t tell who is hitting who! Magnus pins Gray Kendricks after a slam, I think! 1… 2… 3!!”[/size]

Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Magnus, I think?!”[/size]

Magnus gets up only to be flattened by Deidre who pins him! 1.. 2… 3!

Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Deirdre Evans!”[/size]

Deirdre grabs the belt and then wanders away, leaving the two clones laying on the ground near one another.



Angel McMaster © vs. C.J. Sweet
CCW Christcore Championship
Angel on My Shoulder Match

Lazlo Goodlove: “Angel McMaster is furious at C.J. Sweet after last night's show. C.J. turned against everything the wrestling populace has ever known about her. She went from a fan favorite to most hated in a few moments… and this new attitude was all inspired by her desire to win the CCW Christcore Championship.”

Nate Paxton: “Angel and CJ immediately go for the several packages around the ring, Angel goes for a package with Jesus face on it while CJ goes for one with the devil. Angel opens the package to reveal a picture of Brennan Devlin with black wings… what? How is this a Jesus gift? CJ opens her own and she has a sledge hammer!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “CJ just chucks it at Angels head but Angel blocks it and spears CJ to the floor! Both women are slugging it out but Angel is a more accomplished slugger and she’s letting out all of her rage at CJ turning on her!”

Nate Paxton: “Angel is getting the better of her, she sees the sledge hammer as CJ crawls to the stops coughing from the pain. Angel lifts the sledgehammer and goes to swing it only for it to crack over the steps as CJ dodges! She nearly took Sweets head off!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Angel is furious here as she goes back after CJ but CJ rakes at her eyes. Now CJ is repeatedly slamming Angels head over the steps! Sweet is vicious, I’ve literally never seen this side of her in my three months of knowing her, and then my research looking at her Playboy magazine shoots!”

Nate Paxton: “Lotta good sides of her in there!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Angel is rolled into the ring and CJ goes for the pin… 1… 2… KICKOUT! Sweet is furious, immediately grabbing one of the satan boxes around the ring and she opens it… CJ Sweet has nunchucks now, Pax.”

Nate Paxton: “CJ is swinging them around waiting for Angel to get up. Angel is slowly raising up… nunchucks to the stomach! And an extra shot with the nunchucks upside the head! She goes for another pin again…The power of Satan, the power of Sweet and the power of nunchucks, are they enough to stop Angel?! 1… 2…. 3… NO SHE KICKS OUT! Angel rolls CJ up immediately after! 1… 2… 3… KICKOUT! Angel desperation here, CJ has used every dirty trick in the book to keep ahead of our dominant champion!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Angel just rolled out of the ring trying to regroup, walking up to the Jesus entrance here to get to some safety but CJ is after her! They’re fighting on the stage now! CJ just threw one of the boxes with Jesus face on it at Angel, and another! She just took a knife from the crowd and flung it at Angels head but Angel dodges it! The Saudi’s are so bloodthirsty they keep supplying her with weapons! Another knife, and another! Angel matrix moves and dodges them all! What the hell is security doing stop them from bringing in weapons?!”

Nate Paxton: “Angel with the boot to CJ though, and now she powerbombs her on the stage! CJ is hurting… she’s dragging CJ onto the table where all the boxes had been set up! Angel says a pray and she knows Jesus hears her, she opens the Jesus box nearest to her and she has a grappling hook! BY GOD SHE HAS A GRAPPLING HOOK LAZLO!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Angel scales the stage, oh no! She’s on top of the Christron! Angel looking back, she then looks back and takes a leap of faith! Moonsault off the titantron! But CJ moves at the last minute and Angel crashes and burns! Oh my god I hope she’s not dead!”

Nate Paxton: “She’s fine she slowly got her thumb up but CJ takes her by the hand, pulls her up… Sweet Dreams! CJ hooks the leg.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Not like this!”

Nate Paxton: “1… 2… 3! CJ SWEET IS THE CHAMPION!”[/size]

WINNER: C.J. Sweet

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Jake stood in the back in front of a desk with Marty, Everly was there looking aggravated with everything that had happened thus far.

Jake Kovacs: “Who is this devil person? I know it’s someone whose been here the whole time… they keep showing up, every fucking show? Dad. Who the fuck is it?”[/size]

Jake was having no excuses, clearly annoyed.

Everly Faye: “Yeah who is that bitch?”[/size]

Everly asked, clearly a bit miffed herself. Several cuts of black and white devil imagery intervening in the feed.

Marty Kovacs: “Don’t you get it? This is all his show, it’s his vanity show. He didn’t want to tell anyone. He wanted it to be quiet…”[/size]

Marty said as he slammed his fist over a desk.

Marty Kovacs: “Satan gave us all money, but, this isn’t just Satan, it’s his vessel… his vessel, he keeps trying to make this show about him. Not about God. Everything is about him, don’t you get it? Wrestling and Jesus doesn’t mix, it’s stupid… every single thing that happens is his doing… It’s all a vanity show for… for..”

Jake Kovacs: “Who… who dad?”[/size]

Everly Faye: “Who is that bitch?”[/size]

He paused, before glancing into the camera.

Marty Kovacs: “He’s been on every single show thus far, you know who it is… the devil is..”[/size]

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Tedmund Montgomery vs. Jacob Kuntz
Submission Match[/size]

Tedmund stands there in the middle of the ring and awaits his opponent before being smacked upside the head with a barbed wire covered chair courtesy of Kuntz. As Montgomery lays there prone to this violent assault that his opponent recklessly delivers without any thought, Jacob then punts him in the midsection and rolls him out of the ring as the match officially begins. Jacob then follows him to the outside and whips him into the nearest ring post, dropping the technical Tedmund onto the floor. Montgomery then slowly rises up to his feet, revealing the blood pouring down his face and takes a Bicycle kick to the dome for his troubles, Deadly innocent drive landing flush.

Jacob Kuntz then lifts Ted's body up and tosses him onto the apron before hopping along with him. Pulling Montgomery up by his head, Kuntz is surprised by the fight in the submission specialist when he gets shoved into the ring post himself. Ted follows that up with a front release suplex on the apron, Jacob hitting the hardest part of the ring and almost immediately getting tossed into the ring. The pillar of Censorship then drives both knees into Kuntz's spine and rolls him into that strenuous bow and arrow, leaving Jacob yelling and screaming for what feels like a long portion of the match before ultimately grabbing the bottom rope out of pure desperation.

Ted is all offense from there, targeting mostly Kuntz's neck and back with solid close handed fists and elbows. Jacob's constant sneaky sniveling cheating to get a win on Ted finally coming to bite him as the usual technical Dynamo is all punches in bunches for the time being. A lift up Saito suplex then drives Kuntz back into the canvas with aggression. Ted then looks over and sees the chair that just ripped flesh off a few minutes prior, a smirk starts to form on his face as he gets up and walks over to pick the weapon up. Ted then raises the chair high over his head and takes a kick to the family jewels, Jacob leaping to his feet and setting him up for that pumphandle death valley driver right into the canvas.

Jacob smiles at a job well done before reaching for that chair and pulling the barbed wire off of the chair. He then begins to wrap the barbed wire around his arm and stalks a stirring Montgomery to his feet. Kuntz steps in and rotates for that spinning back elbow that catches Ted square on the side of the neck, dropping him down to his knees. A groggy yet resilient Ted rises to a vertical base and Jacob tries for yet another elbow but Montgomery grabs his arm and takes him down with what looks like an armbar. Tedmund then mounts the back of his opponent and starts to peel some of the barbed wire off of Kuntz's arm, wrapping it around his neck before locking in his patented Interrogation Tactics, the dragon sleeper sinking in tight as possible. It doesn't take long for Jacob to tap but Ted doesn't let go until his lights are completely out.

WINNER: Tedmund Montgomery.[/size]



Deirdre was almost out of this place, she had the belt but out of nowhere several Saudi people trample over her to get into the building! Deirdre is trying to regain her composure when Sydney Vahle leaps atop her!

1… 2… 3!

Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Sydney Vahle!”[/size]

Vahle took off down the hall only to be tripped and fall on her face. It was Saylor Stanhouse! Saylor leaps atop her!

1… 2… 3!

Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Saylor Stanhouse!”
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Saylor ran off as Sydney looked on ahead, trying to get up. Soon, the New Policy stepped up by her. Zedd Lorde and the Patrollers. They extend their hand to her and help her up…



Rock Pearson vs. Conor Machina
Old Man Showcase[/size]

AND HERE WE GO! The fans are on their feet as the immovable indestructible Rock Pearson stares into the eyes of the Pillar The Golden Boy, Conor Machina. The place is electric as everyone in the arena can't wait to see these two men go at it, prompting Machina to yell out 'headlock' just a little too loudly. Funnily enough, Rock instantly locks in a headlock and panders to the crowd with a bunch of mustache-focused lip gestures but Conor pushes Pearson across the ring, forcing him to release the hold and hit the ropes so that Machina can get in a headlock of his own. Pearson's clearly had enough and nearly works himself into a shoot before shooting Conor across the ring, only for The man The Myth The Machina to come back with a signature shoulder tackle... That surprisingly doesn't even stun the Uncrushable Rock. Conor then hits the ropes once more for a second shoulder tackle to no avail, the Rockster just flexing his 24 inch King Cobras to adoring cheers from the Rockamaniacs in attendance. The full 60 seconds of flexing starts to get on Machina's nerves, so much so that he taunts Pearson with his signature "You can't Hear me" hand gesture. Rock is livid, thinking that Conor was making fun of his age and throws a wild right in retaliation. The Golden Boy ducks it and bolts across that ring like a freight train, rebounding with enough energy and force to send Rock back-first into the middle of the ring.

Machina then stands over Pearson and hits the ropes to the right of him, bouncing back to shimmy his shoulders for a Fist Drop and nobody's home. Conor then stands up and looks on as The Rockster seems to be Rocking up, prompting Machina to shake his head in disbelief. The Crowd is going bananas! He's Not Human! He then swings at Pearson, nailing him right in the jaw but Pearson just eats it, the strike not even effecting The Immovable Rock Pearson. Conor throws another strike that lands clear as day but yet again Rock seems to be impervious to any offense. Machina throws one last right that lands... But Rock is pointing! He wags his right index finger in Conor's face A fourth strike attempt is swatted away and Pearson starts to lay in those three solid right hands that send's his opponent backing to the ropes nearby. An Irish whip across the ring has Machina face to face with a big boot. Rock hits the ropes and drops the Leg! By GOD, HE BEAT OLAF THE GIANT WITH THAT MOVE! Pearson goes for the cover, lifting a leg. ONE! TWO! THR-

NO! Super Conor gets a shoulder up with two tenths of a second left! Rock can't believe it! The 16,000 Rockamaniacs can't believe it either! Pearson gets up with his face in the palms of his hands and rests against the top rope, wide eyed in complete disbelief. He then hobbles over to pick Machina up and lifts him up for a body slam that Connor slips out of, giving him leverage to deliver his patented swinging backdrop. Walking up to his head he goes for one more "You Can't Hear Me" before coming off the ropes for a fist drop that somehow pops a now groggy Rockster up to his feet, only for him to turn around, get lifted onto Machina's MASSIVE shoulders and get driven into the canvas with the Altitude (yes, altitude) Adjustment! Conor jumps in for the pin! ONE! TWO! THREE!

WINNER: Conor Machina

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Random Guy: “Did you guys hear that they’re blocking all the roads out? Heard they’re even grounding a lot of planes.”[/size]

Saylor Stanhouse: “Wait for real? I gotta go tell Jake and everyone so we can get out of…”

Before Saylor could say anything else, she was rolled up! 1… 2… 3!

Burt Fleischman: “New Champion, Rivers!”[/size]

Rivers: “I’ve got it baby, lets get out of here!”[/size]

Belle Valentine: “I’ve made some calls, we’ll get out of the country. Just run!”[/size]

Belle and Rivers managed to run down the hallway without too much traction and head out of the building, seemingly escaping… but would they get home?!



Chang Dong Geun © vs. Mohammad Bin Salman
Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Championship
Stipulation changed to whatever this was.

Chang floated in a pool on one of those floaty things, looking all fine as hell in no shirt. Slowly through a door to this location with a sweet in door pool, Prince Mohammad bin Salman walked in.

Chang Dong Geun: “Prince Salman, I knew you come.”[/size]

Chang slowly removed his sunglasses and climbed out of the pool. Both men staring one another down like a gunfight at the end of a movie.

Prince Mohammad Bin Salman: [arabic][/size]

Chang Dong Geun: “What did you say?! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?... For real what you say? You no speak English dumbass hahahahaha.”[/size]

Suddenly Prince Salman caught Chang with a punch. Chang spits blood and then slowly turns to look at Salman.

Chang Dong Geun: “Now I kill.”[/size]

And the fight was on, Chang picks Mohammad up by the throat and begins running him through several walls like the Incredible Hulk. Once outside, Chang has him by the dress and begins throwing him around, beating him over cars. A CCW helicopter flies overhead filming the footage from the skies.

Felicity Cash: “I’m ace CCW reporter Felicity Cash and we’re up here watching as Chang Dong Geun and Prince Mohammad Bin Salman fight in the streets. It’s crazy out here. Chang just threw a car at Salman, but Salman somehow caught it… what am I saying? Who wrote this?”[/size]

A figure in the helicopter with her shushed her, his face obscured, and Felicity nodded as we go back to the feed of Chang and Salman fighting.

Several local Saudi’s surround Chang as he tries to regroup after Salman hit him with a car. They all have machetes and begin hacking away at Chang, cutting him to pieces. Changs arms and legs are thrown everywhere and his head left laying…

Prince Mohammad Bin Salman: [arabic][/size]

In the helicopter, Felicity looks sad.

Felicity Cash: “There you have it everyone… Chang Dong Geun has been killed by Prince Mohammad Bin Salman… His body cut to pieces by his goons and… wait a minute.”[/size]

Salman stops, hearing laughter. Changs head lies on the ground, he’s still alive! His eyes are open and he’s laughing!

Chang Dong Geun: “You think this kill me this only flesh wound you big bitch.”[/size]

Changs body parts start to come back together, his regenerative healing factor or something from the X-Men bringing him back like how Deadpool does in the movies before the overrated second one killed the mystique of him for me. What the fuck was that even? Like, it lost all the charm of the first one? Maybe that’s a weird opinion but I’m writing this shit.

Prince Mohammad Bin Salman: [arabic][/size]

Chang Dong Geun: “You think goons stop Chang? Chang kill.”[/size]

He snapped his fingers and suddenly everyone of the goons dropped dead. Salman started backing up only for Chang to put his hand through his chest and rip his heart clean from his body. Everyone watching in shock as Chang held up the heart.

Chang Dong Geun: “Are you not entertain?!”[/size]

Felicity Cash: “Chang retains the Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Championship… Prince Salman is dead…”[/size]

‘Butterfly’ by BTS playing underneath the final scene as Chang holds up the championship and the heart of Prince Salman.

WINNER: Chang Dong Geun.

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Winter Drell © and the Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard) © vs. American Pain Experience (Chris Constantine Jr., Redd Thunder and Duke Andrews)[/b]
CCW Heavyweight and Tag Team Championships.
Winner Take All
Heaven in a Cell

Saylor Stanhouse: “Now for our main event of the evening… This is… HEAVEN IN A CELL where the winning team will receive the CCW Heavyweight AND Tag Team Championships!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “This is basically just he-double-hockey-sticks in a cell, but we have a bright light shining down on the cell to annoy everyone watching and make them complain online.”

Nate Paxton: “The bell rings and Redd Thunder just ran through the Double Dragons! Even the champion, Winter Drell got sent flying here! Drell is out of the ring, still clearly hurt”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “This is what APE is good at, Paxton, they use the numbers and the size of Redd Thunder to bowl through their enemies. The Dragons are down, Winter is on shaky legs… It’s only a matter of time as Duke and Constantine stalk Drell on the outside, the Dragons trying to regroup with her… Thunder picks up some steam and takes off running and he just bowls through the side of the cell knocking the Dragons and Drell through along with him! The cells torn open, the walls are open, it's already complete chaos out here!”

Nate Paxton: “I think Thunder hurt himself on the collision though! Duke immediately goes for a pin on Johnny Lee… 1… 2… KICKOUT!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “The Dragons are scaling up the cage, weakly, I might add! Duke is following while Constantine fights Winter Drell on the outside! Drell with a ringbell upside his head! Constantine backing off, his bell literally rung with a bell!”

Nate Paxton: “Duke and the Dragons fighting on top of the cell! Drell scaling up to go after them but Constantine grabs her leg! She kicks him in the head and keeps heading up! Thunder is still out because he had a blood sugar spike so he’s getting medicated at ringside.”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Johnny takes the legs out from under Andrews and Bogard dropkicks him in tandem to take him down. Drell up on top now, headbutting the downed Duke Andrews with Killing in the Name of Drell! Constantine is following on the way up!”

Nate Paxton: “Redd is back up too he’s on his way up! Constantine is to the top, Redd is slow but he’s there… The Dragons score a near fall on Duke, but Duke has some heart. Constantine takes Drell down with a downward spiral, the cage looking weak but still holding where he hit her! Constantine dropkicks Johnny Lee and knocks him almost over the edge but he’s teetering! Duke has both Dragons preoccupied, Constantine pins Drell! 1… 2… KICKOUT!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Redd is on top now, he takes off running and he takes the Dragons off the edge of the cage along with himself and his partner in collateral damage! Everyone is taken out! They land in a giant pile of toilet paper from Wendys win earlier! Everyone is down! Constantine sitting up on the cage looking on in shock, all of his friends might be dead! Winter Drell rises like a phoenix, her mouth has been busted back open in all of this! The champion and the first ever CCW Heavyweight Champion glaring eachother down! They meet in the center exchanging blows!”

Nate Paxton: “Constantine with a boot to the stomach! Drell is down! Constantine has her where he wants her! American Style Piledriver! That has put away so many people! Can he do it?! He hooks her leg! 1… 2… KICKOUT! Winter Drell kicked out?! Chris can’t believe it... Chris is angry I can see it in his face and I would be too!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Constantine is lifting her up, he’s had enough! No Chris, the cell looks weak there, don’t do it! For the love of God, don’t do it! He’s setting her up for another American Style Piledriver! Drell is free! Boot to the stomach and she locks in her own Fire and Blood! Drell has it locked in tight! Constantine is fighting! He has so much heart! He has yet to tap! Drell lets him free and she has another big move in mind!”

Nate Paxton: “Constantine jabs her in the eye with a thumb, Dragons and APE both are moving on the ground! Constantine has her! He’s going for the Piledriver again! Wait… God damnit the power… no… wait… ITS THE DEVIL!!!”[/size]

Lazlo Goodlove: “Maybe it’s the devil! A man dressed in all black with a hood over his head! Constantine drops Drell is confused, approaching him… how did… how did he just appear up there?! The Devil is extending his hand to Constantine, Constantine seems confused… He’s turned around and DRACARYS! Both Drell and Constantine just fell through the Cell to the mat below! The Devil is standing on top of the cell, watching!”

Nate Paxton: “Drell has her arm over Constantine… 1…. 2…. 3! WINTER DRELL RETAINS!”[/size]

WINNER: Winter Drell and the Double Dragons.[/size]

The Devil stands atop the cell as people start breaking through the barricades. Staff is dragging wrestlers out of the cell to get them to the back, the angry Saudi audience even more angry. Their prince was ‘dead’, a woman had won! The Dragons had Drell dragging her out meanwhile APE regrouped and found their own way to escape. Backstage, wrestlers were filing out of the building. On the cell, the devil disappeared… Backstage, Cecily Golding ran down a hall.

Cecily Golding: “Where’s Brennan? I left him laying here somewhere… Oh.”[/size]

Cecily finds him in a corner and drags him down the hall, several other wrestlers going their own way. Down the hall, Damien Miri finds a note left on the office of the Kovacs.

Damien Miri: “... What? This says the Saudis are holding up our plane, we need to charter something… we’re stuck here? I don’t get to eat more catering?”[/size]

Julie Miri: “They left me, the hot one…”[/size]

Bex Thoreau: “I’m the hot one!”[/size]

Everyone was heading out of the building in a hurry, meanwhile, Tedmund was seen trying to regain order.

Tedmund Montgomery: “I am certain if we try to reason with these people and respect their culture, everything will be okay. Please, calm down!”[/size]

An explosion occurred down the hall, and Tedmund immediately started speed walking away… It was complete chaos, everyone had been left in Saudi Arabia to get home however they could.



On the plane that CCW staff had managed to escape via, Marty, Jake, Everly, Chellsea, Daequan, Faith McKinsey, Sydney Vahle, and pretty much anyone considered staff such as interviewers, ring announcers, musical talent and otherwise all sat around.

Everly Faye: “We just… left them there.”[/size]

Marty Kovacs: “They’ll be alright they’re wrestlers, they’ve survived worse.”[/size]

Marty said as he looked over at Jake, sighing. He sat back in his seat, they still had so much to actually discuss.

Jake Kovacs: “Dad, I know what you’re going to say, I shouldn’t have stabbed you.”[/size]

Marty Kovacs: “No, you showed me you had some gumption for the first time, boy. I’m proud of you.”[/size]

Jake Kovacs: “Wow, thanks dad.”[/size]

Jake said as they all sat there. This was going to be an awkward ride.

Marty Kovacs: “Do you see why we don’t make deals with the Saudis now?”

Everly Faye: “Because bitches gonna die?”[/size]

Marty Kovacs: “Yes, but, too late now, learning experience. Lets get home and hope our roster gets back somehow.”[/size]

END.

Everyone died? Maybe?

We fade into the following logo.




Rivers def. Hercule Giles ©, Cai Yukiko, Bruce MacLeod, Cliff Morgan and Jason Van Owen for the CCW Golden Ticket Championship.
Taylor Lynn def. Bun Bun
Q def. Valeria, Tiara Saunders and Stephanie Matsuda.
Deirdre Evans def. Kira Izumi
Eviie and Cynthia def. The Dynamic Duo
Heather Haze def. Maxx Bennett
Brew Collar (Wilkow/Danielson) win the Saudi Arabia’s Favorite Tag Team Cup.
Elena Dedraca wins the Greatest Pie Baking Contest.
Taylor Lynn def. Siberia Zombie © and Maxx Bennett for the CCW Saudi Arabia Championship.
Maxx Bennett def. Siberia Zombie and Taylor Lynn © for the CCW Saudi Arabia Championship
Anwar bin Talal def. Siberia Zombie, Taylor Lynn © and Maxx Bennett for the CCW Saudi Arabia Championship.
Willie Pete def. ‘Pretty’ Ricky Stanton
Wendy Wynne def. Pao Chan, Damien Miri, Fallon Lockhart and Brien Storm to be dubbed Toilet Paper Queen.
C.J. Sweet def. Angel McMaster to win the CCW Christcore Championship.
Tedmund Montgomery def. Jacob Kuntz
Conor Machina def. Rock Pearson
Chang Dong Geun def. Prince Mohammad Bin Salman to retain the Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Championship.
Winter Drell and the Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard) def. American Pain Experience (Chris Constantine Jr., Redd Thunder and Duke Andrews) to retain the CCW Heavyweight and Tag Team Championships.[/size]



CCW Heavyweight Championship - [/size]

[*]Chris Constantine Jr. (1x) defeated Tedmund Montgomery, Winter Drell, Jody Stagg, Willie Pete, Chang Dong Geun, and Redd Thunder in a Chamber of God Match at Wrestling WIth Christ #1, Night Two on 2/23/2020.

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[*]Winter Drell (1x, current) defeated Chris Constantine Jr. and Willie Pete in an Apocalypse Match at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse, 3/15/2020.[/size][/list]

Successfully defended against Jacob Kuntz in a Go into the Lighttubes Match at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/2020.
Successfully defended in a winner takes all Heaven in a Cell match with the Double Dragons versus American Pain Experience (Constantine, Thunder and Andrews) on 4/5/2020.

CCW Christcore Championship - [/size]

[*]Angel McMaster (1x) defeated Fallon Lockhart, Rika, Wendy Wynne, Violet Fontenot, Andrew Wilkow, Jack Danielson, Siberia Zombie and Cartier in a Dog Kennel From Heaven match at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse on 3/15/2020.

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[*]C.J. Sweet defeated Angel McMaster in a Angel on My Shoulder match at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two on 4/5/2020.[/size][/list]


CCW Tag Team Championship -

[*]Brew Collar (Jack Danielson and Andrew Wilkow) defeated Cecily Golding/Brennan Devlin, Chris Constantine Jr./Redd Thunder, Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard), and Flex Appeal (Skylar/Matt Knight). Wrestling With Christ #1, Night One on 2/22/2020

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[*]The Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard) (1x) defeated Brew Collar (Andrew Wilkow and Jack Danielson) at Wrestling With Christ #1, Night Two on 2/23/2020.[/size][/list]

Successfully defended against the American Pain Experience (Duke Andrews and Redd Thunder) at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse, 3/15/2020.
Successfully defended in a winner takes all Heaven in a Cell match with the Winter Drell versus American Pain Experience (Constantine, Thunder and Andrews) on 4/5/2020.

[*]?

CCW Golden Ticket Championship -
If you hold this and die, you instantly get to go to heaven which in times like these is bigger than you’d think.[/size][/i]

[*]Winter Drell defeats CJ Sweet, Siberia Zombie, Jacob Kuntz, Fallon Lockhart, Angel McMaster and Kira Izumi.
God announces the Golden Ticket Championship will be defended under 24/7 rules until Night Two: Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20

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[*]Chang Dong Geun pins Winter Drell. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Fallon Lockhart pins Chang Dong Geun. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Neve Marx pins Fallon Lockhart. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Skylar Knight pins Neve Marx. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Dirty Gus Stevens pins Skylar Knight. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Brennan Devlin pins Gus Stevens. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Angel McMaster pins Brennan Devlin. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Faith McKinsey pins Angel McMaster. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Cai Yukiko pins Faith McKinsey. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Bun Bun pins Cai Yukiko. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Tedmund Montgomery pins Bun Bun. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Winter Drell (2x) pins Tedmund Montgomery. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Sloane Taylor pins Winter Drell. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]CJ Sweet pins Sloane Taylor. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Cecily Golding pins CJ Sweet. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Kira Izumi pins Cecily Golding. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Baewatch pins Kira Izumi. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Sadie Cassidy pins Jacob Holliday of Baewatch. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Siberia Zombie pins Sadie of Regulators Inc. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Jacob Kuntz pins Siberia Zombie. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Shane Clemmens pins Jacob Kuntz. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Violet Fontenot pins Shane Clemmens. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Rika pins Violet Fontenot. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Angel McMaster (2x) pins Rika. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Tedmund Montgomery (2x) pins Angel McMaster. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Winter Drell (3x) pins Tedmund Montgomery. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i][/list]

24/7 Rules End.

[*]Skylar Knight (2x) pins Winter Drell in a sanctioned match. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.

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24/7 Rules Begin Again.

[*]Saylor Stanhouse pins Skylar Knight. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.

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[*]Skylar Knight (3x) pins Saylor Stanhouse. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Sydney Vahle pins Skylar Knight. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Taylor Lynn pins Sydney Vahle. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heather Haze pins Taylor Lynn. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]A mop pins Heather Haze. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Kit pins a mop. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Chellsea pins Kit. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Hercule Giles pins Chellsea. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heidi pins Hercule Giles. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Jacob Cross pins Heidi. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Allister Meowly pins Jacob Cross. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Nikkii pins Allister Meowly. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Echo Layne pins Nikkii. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Chelsea Miller and Trevor Miller pin Echo Layne. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Lisa Seldon pins Trevor Miller. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Maxx Bennett pins Lisa Seldon. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heather Haze (2x) pins Maxx Bennett. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Tyler Bennett pins Heather Haze. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Everly Faye pins Tyler Bennett. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Rika pins Everly Faye. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Pao Chan pins Rika. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Cecily Golding (2x) pins Pao Chan. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Cai Yukiko (2x) pins Cecily Golding. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Deirdre Evans pins Rika. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Allister Meowly (2x) pins Deirdre Evans. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Essence pins Allister Meowly. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Wendy Wynne pins Essence. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.
Wendy has first ever successful defense of the championship against Tony Savage.[/size][/i]
[*]Faith McKinsey (2x) pins Wendy Wynne. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]God pins Faith McKinsey. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]The Killer Baes (Corrie Tomsen and Astrid Weston) pin God. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Tony Savage pins Astrid Weston. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Duke Andrews pins Tony Savage. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heidi pins Duke Andrews. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Siberia Zombie (2x) pins Heidi. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Antanasia Knox pins Siberia Zombie, Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Moros pins Antanasia Knox. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Brien Storm pins Moros. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Skylar Knight (4x) pins Brien Storm. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Cliff Morgan pins Skylar Knight. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Verity Sinclaire and Felicity Cash double pin Cliff Morgan. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Skylar Knight (5x) pins Verity Sinclaire and Felicity Cash. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i][/list]

Skylar successfully defends the championship in a sanctioned match against Magnus at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 04/04/2020.

[*]Heather Haze (3x) pins Skylar Knight. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.

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[*]Tiara Saunders pins Heather Haze. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Aries pins Tiara Saunders. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Maxx Bennett (2x) pins Aries. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Taylor Lynn (2x) pins Maxx Bennett. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Magnus pins Taylor Lynn. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Jane Adler pins Magnus. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Hercule Giles (2x) pins Jane Adler. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Echo Layne (2x) pins Hercule Giles. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Cai Yukiko (3x) pins Echo Layne. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Jason Van Owen pins Cai Yukiko. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Cynthia pins Jason Van Owen. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Eviie pins Cynthia. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Cecily Golding (3x) pins Eviie. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Faith McKinsey (3x) pins Cecily Golding. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Sydney Vahle (2x) pins Faith McKinsey. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Wendy Wynne (2x) pins Sydney Vahle. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]SILK trades Wendy Wynne a roll of toilet paper for the championship.[/size]
[*]Skylar Knight (6x) pins SILK. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Violet Fontenot (2x) pins Skylar Knight. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Kip Classic pins Violet Fontenot. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Dame Miri pins Kip Classic. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Julie Miri doesn’t attack Dame and ruin his sandwich so he gives her the title. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Bex Thoreau pins Julie Miri. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Jack Danielson pins Bex Thoreau. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Hercule Giles (3x) pins Jack Danielson. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Rivers defeats Hercule Giles, Cai Yukiko, Bruce MacLeod and Jason Van Owen in a sanctioned match to obtain the gold.[/size]
[*]Belle Valentine wins while having sex with Rivers. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Rivers (2x) wins while having sex with Belle Valentine in another position. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Belle Valentine (2x) wins while having sex with Rivers in another position. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Rivers (3x) wins in another position but he’s getting tuckered out. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Belle Valentine (3x) is still going and gets another pin on Rivers in another position because she supports independent wrestling. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Jacob Kuntz (2x) climbs out of the mattress they were banging on and pins Belle Valentine. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/i]
[*]Brien Storm (2x) pins Jacob Kuntz. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Faith McKinsey (4x) pins Brien Storm. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]God (2x) fucks Faith McKinsey till she submits and gives up title. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Wendy Wynne (3x) pins God. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Violet Fontenot (3x) pins Wendy Wynne. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Kit (2x) pins Violet Fontenot. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Chellsea (2x) pins Kit. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Deadeye Weston pins Chellsea. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Cartier pins Deadeye Weston while her titty out. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Fallon Lockhart (2x) has a pack of dogs attack Cartier and pins her. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Corrie Tomsen (2x) pins Fallon Lockhart. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Neve Marx (2x) pins Corrie Tomsen. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Gray Kendricks pins Neve Marx. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Magnus (2x) pins Gray Kendricks. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Deirdre Evans (2x) pins Magnus. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Sydney Vahle (3x) pins Deirdre Evans. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Saylor Stanhouse (2x) pins Sydney Vahle. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Rivers (4x) pins Saylor Stanhouse. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/20.[/size][/i][/list]


CCW Pie Baking Sash -. [/size]

[*]Cartier (1x) defeated Barry Switzer, Essence and Regulators Inc (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler) at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse on 3/15/2020.

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[*]Elena Dedraca (1x) defeated Cartier, a cardboard cutout of Essence, Razzles Mars and some faceless dudes I made up at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/5/2020.[/size][/list]


CCW God’s Favorite Wrestler Trophy -. [/size]

[*]C.J. Sweet (1x) defeated Brennan Devlin, Cecily Golding, Cai Yukiko, Moros and Ricky Stanton in a Elimination Match at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse on 3/15/2020.

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CCW Saudi Arabia Championship -.
Can only be defended in Saudi Arabia.[/size][/i]

[*]Siberia Zombie (1x) defeated Neve Marx, Heidi, SILK and Maxx Bennett in a ladder match at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ on 4/04/2020.

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[*]Taylor Lynn (1x) defeated Siberia Zombie and Maxx Bennett in a triple threat match at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two on 4/05/2020[/size]
[*]Maxx Bennett (1x) defeated Siberia Zombie and Taylor Lynn in a triple threat match at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ Night Two on 4/05/2020.[/size]
[*]Anwar bin Talal (1x, current) defeated Maxx Bennett, Taylor Lynn and Siberia Zombie in a fatal four way match at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ Night Two on 4/05/2020.[/size][/list]


Go to Heaven Battle Royal Winner -.
Winner is going to Heaven when they die.[/size][/i]

[*]Maxx Bennett and Taylor Lynn won the inaugural Go to Heaven Battle Royal at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ on 4/04/2020 due to both hitting the floor at the same time.

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Saudi Arabia's Favorite Tag Team Cup Winners -

[*]Brew Collar (Andrew Wilkow and Jack Danielson) won the inaugural Saudi Arabia’s Favorite Tag Team Cup when they defeated ten other teams in a gauntlet match at the Greatest Wrestling With Christ: Night Two, 4/05/2020.

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Hey you stayed, so here’s the post credits!

Chang stood with the heart of Prince Salman in hand, posing with it… He looked up at a nearby building to see a figure atop it. Jesus Christ himself stood there, glaring down at Chang.

Chang Dong Geun: “I come for you next, big bitch.”[/size]

Jesus Christ stood there, looking back at him. Then lightning struck the ground near where Chang stood and Jesus was gone…

Chang Dong Geun: “You better run but you no hide bitch. I come for you, but tonight I come for Min Paik.”[/size]

END AGAIN.



Special thanks to Dame Miri for helping with some matches. Thanks to Britain Jade and Aubrey Moresi for letting me use their characters for interviewers and shit.