CCW VALENTINES SLAY 2
2/25/2022
Live from the Messiah Complex.
IT'S VALENTINES ADJACENT DON'T QUESTION IT.
PRE SHOW MATCHES:
Skye Morrison scores an upset victory and pinfall on Violet Fontenot.
Hunter Kingman def. Madman Dan via pinfall.
Mykie Villanueva def. Kenny Lovett via submission.
Cynthia Slade def. Pandora Novarro via pinfall.
Alexis Ortega def. Bodhi via pinfall.
Man Like Malik def. Kevin Like Hunter via position like pinfall.
Veronica Levandrier def. Liv Mercer via rollup.
Cai Yukiko def. Vanessa Page via pinfall.
We're back with Christ Centered Wrestling, its Valentines Slay and we go right into the action with Lazlo Goodlove and Saylor Stanhouse on commentary! They go into the changes in Allister Meowly since her baptism and how she has evolved, while also going into the slow rise of Arabella Evers on the CCW cards.
Allister Meowly def. Arabella Evers.
- Allister Meowly appeared with her new attitude in this match, fighting Arabella Evers down, everytime Evers would get ahead... Meowly would take her down. Ultimately, Meowly would turn a sequence around on Evers, with Evers trying to backslide her. Meowly would get out of it and hit her finish on Evers and get a decisive victory over the newcomer here, leaving Evers in the ring to collect herself. No nonsense Meowly? Interesting!
We cut to the backstage area where Tera Taylor is being talked to by Verity Sinclaire. Tera says this is her biggest night in her career and she's going to give Bambi a fight she'll never forget. If you smell what the cock is cookin'. Verity looks around and questions if a cock can indeed cook, as we go to Presleigh at ringside for introductions.
A vignette for the Golden Babes, Alora Noor and Leila Amari airs... coming soon to CCW!
The return of the Gods Favorite Tag Team Trophy has been announced, several teams shall enter, one shall win! Coming soon. The Trophy sits by the ring during the next match, with all teams checking it out.
Bad and Boujee (Aliyah and Annica Greene) def. Justin & Tyler Cage, and Makenna Niu & Scarlett Cohen w/ Troy Albright.
- In this triple threat tag match, all three teams went at it with the Cages seemingly too interested in oogling the women. This didn't last long as both teams began to punch them in the face repeatedly. Once they were thrown out of the ring, the women would lock up with Annica and Scarlett going toe to toe, with Scarlett gaining a foothold on the Greenes early on. As things carried forward, several near falls it looked as if Scarlett and Makenna might score an upset. But the Cages hit back into the ring during an attempted pinfall on Aliyah and throw Makenna into Scarlett, knocking both off the apron. The Cages look to set Aliyah up, but she slips free and double clotheslines them! Aliyah with the tag! 1.. 2.. 3! Makenna nearly made the save, but was too late.
After the match, the Cages go to hug Makenna and Scarlett and comfort them. Troy starts to go for them and Makenna/Scarlett stop him and proceed to hit dual dropkicks sending the Cages out of the ring. Aliyah and Annica are celebrating on stage then the lights go dark...
Suddenly the real, former, whatever you wanna call them Zion Wrestling Tag Team Champions, Trixie and Luna, TOXIC are on the stage - they just kicked open the gates of Heaven and have entered! The two women wander out onto the stage and taunt the crowd before looking at the teams, which leaves the Greenes and Makenna/Scarlett none too happy... Then they mosey on down to the Gods Favorite Tag Team trophy... they seem to suggest this will be the first thing they get in CCW. Yeah, nobody's happy in the ring.. Well, the Cages seem overly excited, though. What does it mean? Toxic are in Christ Centered Wrestling?!?! Toxic keep checking out their reflections in the Cup, DO THEY WANT TO BE GODS FAVORITE TAG TEAM?!
Felicity Cash w/ Colton Levine def. Jax Champlin
- This is another big match as Jax Champlin had scored wins over Felicity's husband, Colton. But now these two did battle. Jax had outmatched Felicity for much of the match, with Felicity often hiding behind a referee and often making complaints about being a mother so Jax shouldn't be trying to take her head off. At one point after eating a finish and narrowly escaping a pinfall, Felicity goes to hide behind the referee, Jax chases. She knocks the referee into Jax by 'accident' then rakes her eye! Felicity with a version of Brennan Devlins 'Face Off' cutter called the Cash Flow! Felicity hooks her tights and puts her feet on the ropes... 1... 2... 3... FELICITY CASH HAS WON HER RETURN MATCH! Jax is furious complaining to the referee that Felicity's feet were on the ropes, but Colton is already screaming Felicity is the Best in the World.
Selina Safire is in the back with Dillon Villain. She says that they may be new to Christ Centered Wrestling, but nothing shines brighter than Selina Safire... and soon Villain gets the microphone, he says that in spite of a late start 2022 is the Year of the Villain, get ready. Then they embrace and take their exit.
We come back to ringside with Kit who is handling some ring announcing for this next match.
Casper Cole and Neve Marx def. Brew Collar (Deadeye Weston and Jack Danielson)
- In an upset victory, Neve Marx and Casper Cole would defeat the tried and true team of Deadeye Weston and Jack Danielson. For most of the match, Deadeye and Danielson would single Neve out, picking apart the little woman for several near falls but she had a lot of heart. At one point Neve Kimberly Morningwood rises, she won't go down, no matter how much Deadeye chops her. She dropkicks him and tags in Casper, Deadeye tries to lariat him but Casper is a ghost or something, his arm goes right through and Casper knocks Danielson off the apron! Neve uses the skills taught to her by the late, great Dion Richardson and hits Deadeye with the STO Backbreaker into a Neckbreaker! Neve hooks his leg, 1... 2... 3! CASPER AND NEVE STEAL ONE! Neve's celebrating like she just won the World title and jumps into Caspers arms, tackling him for a kiss as they celebrate.
It's time we get our nightly check in, and we're going North. Barbara North. Barbara North is in the backstage area at a fancy desk, she has a new job, she's hot as hell and she's gonna run down the card. Still to come, the Golden Ticket and Combat Crown belts shall be unified as Iris King, Malaya DIosa and Rika do battle. The TV Championship is on the line as Rachel Carpenter takes on our champion. Dulce Desjardins looks to knock off Average Joe on her attempt to retain her Ethereal gold. Bambi wants to beat the cluck out of Tera Taylor and keep her Divine belt... The Couples Crown winner will be decided and we get to see her annoying new boss Brennan Devlin get beat up, even though he's kind of nice in a bizarre way women have to stick together.
You just went Barbara North, and she'll see you next time.
We come back to ringside with Presleigh who is handling some ring announcing for this next match.
Iris King w/ Teddy Levandrier def. Malaya Diosa and Rika to win the Crown Championship.
- The Crown Championship would finally be decided as Malaya and Rika relinquished their gold respectively, and a new gold and jewelry adorned Crown Championship was unveiled in its place. Iris King stared at it, wanting it, as the match began, with the smaller women taking Iris out early on due to her substantial size. Rika and Malaya went toe to toe from there on, trading blows, and falls throughout. At one point it looks as if Rika is about to retain and goes for her finish, but Malaya rolls her up for a near fall! Malaya sets her up and hits her own finish, she's about to get it all!!! Out of nowhere Teddy Levandrier runs in to break it up! Malaya is about to attack when Iris King with the Kingprint boot to the head! Malaya is out!!! King lifts Rika up and powerbombs her to the mat, then doubles her over... 1... 2... 3... After a sublime back and forth Iris King is your new Crown Champion, celebrating as Levandrier raises her arm and both Malaya and Rika look on angrily from the outside.
We come back from that last match after a break with Ayumi helping Mop and Bucket to the ring. The Mop and Bucket thank them as we go to Saylor Stanhouse and Lazlo Goodlove for their commentary leading into this grudge match.
Liu Uzi Chang and Jacob Kuntz def. Mop and Bucket
- The next match saw Chang and Kuntz fighting Mop and Bucket. The Mop was striking Chang repeatedly, while Kuntz sat in a corner masturbating with a bucket over his head. He seemed to believe he was giving the bucket oral sex I don't know why. The match went on to be a thirty minute classic with several near falls. At one point Kuntz was down and Bucket leaps off the top rope, hitting its finish on Kuntz for a near fall. Bucket tags in Mop, Chang is tagged in by Kuntzy. Its pure chaos! Finally though, Chang pulls out a fucking gun, everyone's begging him not to do it, Bucket is pleading then he begins to shoot the Mop repeatedly in the center of the ring!!! Chang pins the Mop... 1... 2... 3!!! CHANG MURDERS THE MOP! Kuntz grabs it and shoves it in his own butthole, Chang celebrates, what was any of this!!!
We go to the backstage area to see Cheyenne Walker, one of the newest signings to CCW. She seems perplexed at what they just saw, but she focuses. She says she was a standout during the Couples Crown tournament, and now, its her time to stand out on the CCW roster. She's coming, and she's gonna show you why you can't talk like Chey, walk like Chey, or anything of the sort.
Rachel Carpenter def. Heather Haze (c) to win the CCW Television Championship
- It was time for Heather Haze to defend her gold vs Rachel the Carpenter, and she still had some wounds going on from her match with Bambi several weeks ago. But it was clear that Haze could compete. Both women started things off with Haze surprisingly outwrestling Rachel earlier on, both women were roughly similar weights, sizes, so it was fairly even for most of the early goings with several traded near falls. At one point though when Haze had Rachel down, Rachel fought from underneath hammering (Carpenter joke) away at Haze and knocking her off balance, Haze was showing the effects of her war in Maimstream with Bambi. But Haze with a desperation boot to the gut, Jailbait Stunner!!!! Haze hooks the leg and out of nowhere, Taylor Lynn yanks the referee out of the ring! Haze looks like she's seen a ghost! Lynn hops the barricade and leaves, as Haze stares in confusion! Haze goes on to attack Carpenter again but Carpenter rolls her up! There's no referee! Haze manages to get loose! She boots Carpenter on the way up and looks to be going for the Jailbait again but Carpenter turns it around and hits a finish of her own! A referee, Dawn Quegeau hits the ring and counts! 1.. 2... 3!!! Rachel Carpenter is the new Television Champion! Taylor Lynn returned and screwed Haze!!!
After the match, commentary reacts to that big return as Taylor Lynn taunts Heather Haze from outside of the ring. She'd caused Haze to lose the gold, what shall she cause next?! We see Haze on the outside furious, as Rachel celebrates her title win!!
Dulce Desjardins is in the back in a tub, all the girl bits are hidden because there's plenty of censoring necessary rn. Dulce has her championship on the side of the tub and she suggests that tonight is no different than any other night, she's going to retain her belt and show the world why the future is Double D. Before she can do anything else, Orion comes out of the water for air and Dulce says he wasn't finished. Orion smirks and goes back under, and them Dulce smiles evilly. See you soon, Joe, she says as we fade!
Ricki Wilde def. Pandora Novarro in an Open Challenge.
- We come to the ring where Ricki Wilde has issued her open challenge, which is soon answered by Pandora Novarro. Novarro is sick of being overlooked here in CCW, and she's going to beat Ricki Wilde to get her spot, finally. Before long, some commotion goes on at ringside, it turns out that if Pandora Novarro does not win, according to Kit, Pandora will be released. Pandora screeches and complains at Kit who can't help her, only to turn into Ricki Wildes finishing maneuver!!! Ricki then hooks her leg... 1... 2... 3!!! Ricki Wilde has won yet another match!!!
We cut to the back with Yara Yami standing by with Bianca Bello and her monster, Shroud. Bello is asked by Yara when they will make their debut, Bello suggests when they're good and ready... and they only await the perfect opportunity. What that will be is anyones guess, but they want the entire CCW roster peeking over their shoulders... because at anytime, Bello and Shroud could snuff them out. Yara seems amused as the two women smirk at eachother then they head off. We then see Chase Devlin approaching Yara and the two flirt to end the segment.
Dulce Desjardins (c) def. Average Joe to retain the CCW Ethereal Championship
- Dulce Desjardins had finally excited her tub and came to the ring for her match. Average Joe would enter sipping his coffee as he often does, waving at the crowd before entering the ring. Once inside he offers a handshake to Dulce who immediately attacks as the bell rings. She looks to put it away quick, boot to the gut... Double DDT for a two count as Joe puts distance between them. Joe would eventually dodge a clothesline by Desjardins and turn the match in his favor, hitting a finishing maneuver on her and getting a near fall for his troubles. Joe was working much more than Average, he needed the gold, but Dulce Desjardins always says above average isn't enough for her either. Dulce gets him with a surprise rollup as he tries to capitalize for another near fall. Joe tries to get up and comes rushing at her for a clothesline, Dulce ducks, hits him with a Regarded as Bad Times! She hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3... DULCE DESJARDINS RETAINS. The two time Ethereal Champion celebrates her victory in the ring, holding up her gold as her husband Orion joins her and hoists her up on his shoulder as if she just won the Super Bowl.
We're in the back and its the newest CCW interviewer, the incredible Vanna Trahn standing by with Bambi, the CCW Divine Champion, both of whom seem excited. Bambi tells Vanna after a few questions that she knows Tera has been working her way up, but Bambi has to beat her to keep this belt, to keep her reputation. Tera Taylor approaches and says she knows everyone thinks she's bawking up the wrong tree going for Bambi, but she's gonna show her something tonight. Bambi says let's cock-a-doodle-doo it... and Tera walks off as Bambi starts to as well, then she sighs, fuck, now I'm doing it, she mutters as Vanna just giggles.
Bambi (c) def. Tera Taylor to retain the CCW Divine Championship
- Bambi was out next with her Divine Championship taking on the up and coming Tera Taylor. Taylor had been building a bit of a win streak but so had Bambi. The two women ended up locking up early on, with Tera Taylor surprising Bambi with some smooth reversals and speed. This impressed Bambi who seemed to be amused at the young up and comers tenacity. The back and forth of the contest began with Tera locking up with Bambi and seemingly gaining control early on, arm dragging Bambi a few times. Before Bambi hit her with a Busaiku Knee! Tera would hit the mat as Bambi tried to put it away quick, going for a Slit Split but was perhaps overzealous, Bambi misses and Tera hooks her leg for a near fall. The back and forth continued on with Bambi being attacked by Tera, but Bambi would smoothly slip through a downward spiral attempt from Tera and hit her with a knee to the gut, then to the head before capturing her with an STO Backbreaker.
- Tera would hit the mat as Bambi goes for a pin, but Tera gets a foot on the ropes to Bambi's frustration! Bambi goes to get Tera up but Tera drops Bambi with her finisher! She hooks the leg! 1... 2.. KICKOUT! Tera is furious and goes to the top! Bambi quickly gets up and skins the cat, meeting her on top!!! What's she going to do? She punches Tera until she is sluggish then double underhooks her... wait a minute, that's Aaron Paces Change of Pace finishing move! Spinning Sitout Pedigree from the top! Bambi lays there for a minute, looking at Tera and knowing she won't stay down for that. She could relate. She climbs to the top and Slit Split! She nails it! 1... 2... 3!!!
- Bambi retains in a hard fought match! After the match, Tera looks up, sad and Bambi gives her a nod of respect to the crowds happiness before leaving the ring to celebrate up the ramp. Good showing for the champ, and the rookie gave all she had.
It's time for Man Like Maliks thing like a vignette hyping his on screen debut in the CCW. A sensual voice says 'I like Malik, you like Malik, everyone like Malik.' But you can't be like Malik, only Man Like Malik is Man Like Malik. We're very confused, but Man Like Malik says he's coming to CCW and none of you can be like Malik. But your friends like Malik, I like Malik, you like Malik, everyone like Malik, but most of all, Man Like Malik. Because he's the real article, what you see is what you get. I don't know, but Man Like Maliks thing like a vignette has come to an end.
Andre Gates def. Conor Machina in an Ambulance Match.
- The Ambulance Match was up next as the Robot that Runs the Place, Conor Machina makes his entrance. Then an eerie fog rolls up through the arena, creepy gates open on the stage as the Man Behind the Gates, Andre Gates slowly emerges looking all business. The crowd booing as Gates walks down the ramp, eying Conor. The bell rang and the two began a brawl, no catch wrestling here, just two massive, meaty men slugging it out.
- At one point, Conor clotheslines Andre over the top rope and the two fight on the outside. Conor is taken in the head with a moniter near the announcers desk, knocking him loopy. But Conor rebounds and ducks another strike with the monitor, then spinebusters Andre through the announcers table! Conor then tries to drag Andre towards the stage where the ambulance is, but Andre struggles on.
- The battle continued with at various points, each man trying to force the other into the ambulance, to no avail. Conor repeatedly slamming Andres head against the door but the big Samoan would not fall or falter. Things were finally looking good though after Machina hit his finishing maneuver on Gates. Then the titantron began to flicker and showed Andres cousins, the Gatekeepers, standing in the back over a fallen Georgia Lancaster. Conor was all 'my baby dead, I gots to go' and started to take off only for Andre to stand up behind him like some sort of evil monster.
- Andre spins Conor around and nails his finishing maneuver! Conor is down, Andre begins slamming his head in the door of the ambulance a few times, then throws him inside of it and shuts the door...
Andre Gates just won this by putting Conors girlfriend at risk! The crowd booing as the ambulance turns its lights on and drives away...
Rarity Carpentier and Jade Bentley def. Regulators, Inc. (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler) to retain the CCW Tag Team Championships.
- The tag team championships were on the line here with both teams having big goals, the Regulators wanted to become one of the few multi time tag team champions here in CCW. While the team of Rarity and Jade just wanted to show their team was the rarest of them all.
- They trade off on offense from the start with both teams on equal footing, until finally Rarity singles out Sadie in her corner and both her and Jade keep her there, kicking, stomping, choking with their boots and generally holding the woman in place.
- The two teams continued to go to war for most of the match, with various traded pinfall attempts. The frustration setting in on both sides, literally in 'why won't you die' mode. Finally though, things began to wind down late into the match as Jade and Jane went toe to toe, while Rarity and Sadie laid on the apron tired.
- Jade would duck a boot from Jane and hit her with a Backstabber, then go on the attack, pummeling her with blows. She lifts Jane up and goes to hit her finishing maneuver but Jane ducks it and hits her own! She hooks the leg... 1... 2... Rarity breaks it up!
- Sadie tackles Rarity and the two roll to the outside fighting. Back in the ring Jane is sizing up Jade looking for another finish. She pulls Jade up, wanting to hurry but Jade catches her with an uppercut! Jade drives her into the mat with her finishing maneuver! She hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!! Rarity and Jade retain the CCW Tag Team Championships!!!
After the match, Rarity and Jade celebrate with their championships while the team of Regulators, Inc. watches on angrily from the outside. Sadie and Jane say this isn't over, they want those fucking belts, but Rarity makes one of those motions as if they crying, while Jade whirls her belt around all woooooo.
Angel McMaster def. The Void and Maciie Fatale.
- The feud between McMaster and the Void and Maciie Fatale group found its end here tonight, with McMaster bringing the fight to Fatale for what they'd done to her father. She outwrestled Maciie Fatale for most of the early parts of the match, leading to Fatale quickly tagging out fearfully to the Void.
- The fight she brought to the Void was much tougher, with him no selling many of her moves. She running boots him and knocks him onto the ropes, but he catches her in the Voidwalker! He hooks the leg for a near fall!
- Angel is dragged to the corner by the Void who goes for a running clothesline. She ducks it, leaps over the ropes and head scissors him over the top! The Void is still standing! Maciie jumps on her back only for Angel to drop her on her back on the apron, leaving Maciie to sell a hurt spine.
- The Void is still walking, still yet to go down! Angel takes him out at the knee then grabs the steel steps and begins to fix his head between the ring post and the steps... Then she running boots the steps, repeatedly, until she believes his head is mush. Referees and CCW staff telling her to stop.
- Finally, she throws the Void back into the ring and goes to cover him... 1... 2... 3. Angel McMaster wins, and the Void hasn't moved since.
Once things were finished, the Void laid in the ring as Maciie crawled on top of him and began to laugh. Angel looked confused as Maciie and her monster laid there. Then the lights flash on and off and they're gone. Angel looks confused, then decides to continue her celebration, having gained a hard fought victory.
Mariah Kennedy (c) def. Cartier to retain the CCW Christcore Championship. - Another defense for Mariah Kennedy here as she took on the very game Cartier. Cartier had thus far not had the big win she needed to get to the next level here in CCW, but was Mariah going to be the start for her push to the top? Or would Cartier take another big loss and be forced to go back to the drawing board?
- For most of the early parts of the match, it looked as if Mariah was going to be the former champion, with Cartier shocking the world. Cartier would keep Mariah on the ropes, and it looked sincerely like Mariahs reign was at risk with several near falls on the champion throughout.
- Cartier would hit that move where she hits her but to your face as her finisher, it was hot, and she hooks Mariahs leg for a near fall! Cartier was furious, all that ass and it didn't finish Mariah off? She goes to grab Mariah only for Mariah to catch her and throw her over her knee and spank her for some reason.
- Cartier gets free and is generally put off, another adult spanking you is like, very offputting and strange. Cartier was all what the hell and this allowed Mariah to capitalize and catch Cartier with a boot... Then her finishing maneuver! Mariah quickly hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3! After a strong back and forth match, Mariah Kennedy retained the gold after throwing Cartier off at the end there!
We come to the backstage area where Lola and Noah Weaver, the CCW Couples Champions are wandering through. They run into Rarity Carpentier and Jade Bentley, who had just retained their Tag Team Championships. Both teams gaze at eachother and exchange words, the Tag Champs wish the Couples Champs good luck. Lola smirks and says maybe, just maybe they'll be seeing the Tag Champs soon... the first to hold the Couples and Tags both, does have a nice sound to it. Rarity and Jade roll their eyes as the Weavers strut off.
Keana and Elisha def. Brennan Devlin in a Handicap Match.
- Brennan started off and he was cocky, offering to let Elisha hit him first. Elisha then proceeds to tackle him and begin smacking the bajesus out of him! Brennan has to cover up and manages to get away, backing into a corner! Elisha tags out then Keana comes in and Brennan comes at her, Thesz Press! Elisha jumps on top of him too and at first they're hitting him, then they start trying to grab his crotch.
- Are they trying to bang? No they're hitting again. Now its attempted groping, now its kissing, now they're elbowing him... what the fuck is happening.
- The crowd is at first all 'oooh' at the strikes from Keana and Elisha, then they react in horror once Keana and Elisha have him backed up in a corner and both of them are grabbing him through his tights.
- What the hell.
- The referee eventually regains control and drives Elisha into the mat with a... spinebuster where he starts weirdly thrusting between her legs only for her to poke him in the eye and climb on top of him to choke him.
- Devlin gets to a rope and causes her to break it. Elisha tags out and Keana hits a running clothesline taking his head nearly off. Keana drags him to a corner and hits a running hip attack which is essentially just her but to his face, which he seemed to not hate, then she tags out to Elisha who comes off the ropes and hits him with a bronco buster and we're still not sure if this is sexy or not.
- Brennan seems reluctant to attack either one as he puts distance between them and tries to regain his composure and possibly walk off a pitched tent. Keana leaps on his back and Elisha leaps straddle of him and drag him to the mat, more kissing, possibly trying to suffocate him. Keana hits an elbow now and again between this yelling stay down bitch.
- Keana and Elisha get him up as Devlin tries to shove them off. Then Keana and her big muscles sets Brennan up, Elisha helps... they proceed to powerbomb him in the center of the ring! Keana then straddles him, Elisha sits on his face and the two kiss as the referee hits the 1... 2... 3.
After the match, Keana and Elisha grab the unconscious Brennan Devlin and drag him out of the ring, they take turns smooching him and slapping him, trying to wake him up. We're uncertain to whether they're still beating his ass or trying to get busy.
Zack Fantana def. Skull Kid #1 w/ Faith McKinsey and CJ Sweet (c) to win the CCW World Heavyweight Championship. - This one began with all three competitors squaring up, but Fantana and Skull Kid #1 took out CJ early on, figuring she was technically the biggest threat due to her lengthy reign as champion. Fantana and Skull Kid would throw her out of the ring and lead to her regrouping on the ground for sometime, though she may have wanted this result.
- Once it was down to two for a moment, Skull Kid #1 and Zack Fantana would have a back and forth contest with both individuals doing their best to outwrestle the other. But neither would budge, trading various moves throughout, and attempted pinfalls. Some not even getting a near fall as the two desperately tried to take the other out while Faith cheers Skull Kid #1 on from the outside.
- Both men would go at it for some time before Skull Kid #1 hit his finisher on Zack as the match grew later and later. He looked to have it but CJ Sweet breaks it up! Faith McKinsey goes to complain to the referee but trips on the apron, the announcers question if God tripped her up or someone else? Some other evil invisible entity? Why would God trip Faith? Questions.
- Skull Kid #1 checks on Faith on the outside with concern as CJ lifts Fantana up into a Sweet Dreams... 1... 2... KICKOUT near the 3! CJ is furious as Skull Kid #1 sees that Faith is okay and comes in, hitting his own finish on a surprised CJ Sweet! He hooks her leg... 1... 2... KICKOUT! Another near fall. Ugh.
- All three combants continue to go at it with Fantana getting out of the ring to regain his composure. Back in the ring, Sweet and Fantana are going to war. CJ relents in the battle of fists with Fantana backing up, jumping over the ropes and going for his Slingshot Flipping Lariat move but Skull Kid grabs his legs and yanks him off! Clothesline!
- Skull Kid #1 hits the ring, Skull Kid #1 is trying to take control where Zack left off, but CJ fights from underneath. Sweet goes for a boot but Skull Kid #1 ducks it and hits his finish! 1... 2... 3... NO KICKOUT!
- Skull Kid #1 is in shambles here, he gets up and goes back for her but CJ rolls him up! 1... 2... 3... KICKOUT NO.
- CJ is back up and boots him in the gut, SWEET DREAMS! 1... 2... 3... NO. FANTANA hits atop them both with the Lucid Dreams Corkscrew Senton Bomb!!! He rolls CJ off and grabs up Skull Kid #1. Skull Kid #1 tries to fight him off but Zack hits Sleep Apnea!
- 1... 2... 3!!! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Zack Fantana can't believe it as the bell rings aloud.
Presleigh Cruise: "Ladies and gentlemen, your NEW CCW World Heavyweight Champion... ZACK FANTANA!!!"
CJ Sweet is furious! She had lost her belt, the second longest reign with the gold in CCW history had came to an end! Out of nowhere, Rimadonna and Astraea begin to attack Fantana and Skull Kid #1 and help her. They throw Skull Kid #1 into a ring post and run Faith McKinsey off! She trips on the way out and everyone is confused, did God (maybe) just trip her again or was that a flub? Zack hasn't even had time to celebrate the World Heavyweight Championship win as the three women begin to pummel him, this clearly isn't over... then, the music hits.
AMERICAN MANGS. AMERICAN MANGS. You seem them coming you better run for cover. SOMETHING SOMETHING. AMERICAN MANGS. AMERICAN MANGS.
Suddenly, American Tommy appears on stage, the crowd chanting holy shit! American Tommy has given himself to Christ!!! The other half of the American Mangs is here and he's staring at CJ, Rimadonna and Astraea who all stop what they're doing while Zack lays in the ring.
Tommy hits the ring and the Slay Belles back off, realizing this is the man who had went undefeated for sometime in 4CW, the former mainstay of one of the biggest promotions in the world. Tommy helps Zack up and they make up, the crowd chants 'KISS, KISS, KISS' but instead Tommy retrieves the World Heavyweight Championship, briefly looks at it and hands it to Zack! Zack raises the belt high as he and Tommy celebrate, while the former World Champion CJ Sweet looks on from the outside, and Skull Kid #1 registers some emotions under his mask... clearly these issues between all these people are far from over! Faith is just happy to be there and not to have knocked herself out during her falls in this whole thing.
After commercials, we come back to Presleigh who is doing ring announcing for the next match.
Camila Vaine and Matthias Graeme def. Lola and Noah Weaver (c) to win the CCW Couples Championships.
- Both teams size eachother up with the smaller Camila Vaine starting off against Lola Weaver. The two lock up and the more powerful Lola takes control, toying with Vaine early on as if she did not consider her a true challenge. Lola would catch her with an arm drag then pin her for not even a 2 count, showing the dominant Couples Champion did not take her very seriously.
- At one point in the match as Lola kept Camila cornered, Lola would go for a Bronco Buster only for Camila to dodge. Camila would hit a running dropkick after Lola got situated off the ropes and then she hurried to tag her partner. Graeme hit the ring as did Noah, with Graeme spin kicking Noah repeatedly, with Noah getting up each time and eating the boots.
- Graeme with the Abyssal Spike 1... 2... KICKOUT! Graeme is on Noah who out of nowhere kicks him in the gut, Noah drops him with a boot to the gut and a DDT. Then he makes the tag to Lola who hits him with a Rear View, full on ass to the face. Double Underhook Facebuster! Lola hooks the leg... 1.. 2... KICKOUT!
- Its neck and neck as it seems now the Weavers are taking Vaine and Graeme seriously. Graeme manages to hit Lola with a Canadian Destroyer out of nowhere, desperation tag to Vaine. Lola quickly tags out to Noah. Camila with a headscissors takedown sending Noah flying. Noah gets up and charges at her but she dodges and he hits into the ring post! Backstabber! 1... 2... KICKOUT.
- Vaine is in shock, Weaver shakes off his injuries as he tries to get up and Vaine goes for a running boot. Weaver ducks it and rolls her up but instead of pinning he transitions into a Screamweaver! He locks in the submission as Vaine struggles to get to the ropes!
- Lola is screaming for her to tap, excited as if they'd won when somehow, Vaine makes it to the ropes. Lola gets frustrated and heads into the ring only to be met by Graeme and they both fight to the outside, on the apron Lola spears Graeme off of it and both seemingly take eachother out.
- Back into the ring its now looking good for Vaine, Weaver is going for another Screamweaver but Vaine slips free. She pops up and hits her own finishing maneuver!!! Vaine quickly hooks the leg... the crowd on their feet... 1... 2... 3!!! We have new Couples Champions!!! Lola is on the outside screaming as Graeme hits the ring and the Vaine/Graeme collective celebrates with their gold.
- The Weavers regroup on the outside, angrily, having been outplayed, their monumental title reign coming to the end as one of the best Couples Championship holders in history, but now it's time for a new set of them! The six month run as Couples Champions ends for the Weavers, but you can already tell evil machinations are going through Lolas mind.
- But for now, the team of Vaine and Graeme celebrate this monumental victory.
After that, we go to the back where Dulce Desjardins is standing by with the Ethereal Championship. She'd beaten Average Joe tonight, and now? Who can stop her? We might as well just rename this the Double D Championship, because nobody's gonna take it and now she's gonna go celebrate with her man and get druuuuuunk.
We also see another meeting between Rarity and Jade, and the Weavers! The Tag Team Champions seem amused that the Weavers lost tonight... Lola says that being the first to have held both those belts sounds better and better, they're coming for you, both of you, bitches.
From there, we're back at ringside as Kit begins to do introductions.
Lisa Seldon def. Santana Johnson (c) to win the CCW Undisputed Championship in a Barbed Wire Deathmatch.
- At first the two were reluctant to start things off but finally Santanas all aw hell hit me we need the paycheck. Finally Lisa slugs him, and he slugs her, and love is in the air. Its a fight, of love. Outside of the ring there was barbed wire thingies everywhere, ALL THE THINGIES. This was dangerous.
- Lisa takes advantage and clotheslines Santana out of the ring then follows, retrieving a cross covered in barbed wire. She considers things for a moment before running at Santana and driving the cross into his stomach. Then she lifts it up and slams it against his head and Santana is already bleeding because love hurts.
- Lisa looks at what she's done and is kind of like damn, then shrugs it off as she goes back on the attack. She keeps stomping and kicking away at Santana before setting up up for a suplex dropping him back first on the barbed wire covered cross.
- She then moves atop him and hooks his leg for a pin attempt but only gets a near fall. She's frustrated, but she knows Santana will not die that easily. That man has been through hell to get to where he is, after all.
- Lisa gets up and begins looking for another weapon, but as she comes back, Santana has reached under the ring and strikes her with a barbed wire bat he found! He hits her again, and again, it's like that episode of Walking Dead in here! Santana is seeing red, has he forgotten he's going to marry this woman?!
- Santana is full on losing it here, he sets her up for the Bite the Curb, her face over some barbed wire refuse. Then he begins to surf board stomp her head and face down into it, again and again. How is Lisa Seldon alive? She's bleeding badly, but Santana knows what it takes to put the woman he's going to marry away...
- But maybe this is too much?! Who knows! Blood is everywhere and finally Santana crawls atop her... 1... 2... 3... KICKOUT! Santana looks at her all what the hell as he began to grab chairs from around the ring, throwing them into the ring itself. Then he finds a door wrapped in barbed wire and slides it inside. He sets each end on the folding chairs as if making a makeshift table.
- Then he looks to Lisa with ill intent, throwing her into the ring. He's setting up his Cradle Piledriver! He goes for the LSD but Lisa breaks free! Lisa then goes towards the ropes, lifting Santana up there with her, what's she thinking?!
- EVIL DEAD III Wrist Clutch Fishermans Driver off the top rope through the barbed wire mess Santana had created, debris go flying everywhere as it looks like both of them are hurt badly!!! Lisa hooks his leg... 1... 2... 3! We have a new CCW Undisputed Champion!
A bloody Lisa Seldon is on her knees in the ring as staff tries to clear the broken pieces of weapons, looking at the CCW Undisputed Championship, she's finally done it, she's put up with so much here. She's had to fight the man she's going to marry, she's faced everyone and essentially worked her way through it all and now she's finally on top and... "King of the World" by Porcelain and the Tramps blares and we see the new CCW Television Champion, Rachel Carpenter walk out on stage... wait a minute, behind her is Essence holding her Gift of God briefcase!!!
She strikes Lisa in the back of the head and Rachel rushes to ringside, Essence hands it to her and she takes it over to Kit and Presleigh at ringside.
Kit: "Okay, ESSENCE is cashing in the Gift of God briefcase!!!"
Santana Johnson is back up on the outside, yelling that they can't do this to his hoe. But Rachel Carpenter comes at him all bitch I'll mess you up. Security gets in between them to try to hold them back...
Essence def. Lisa Seldon (c) by cashing in the Gift of God Briefcase to win the CCW Undisputed Championship.
- Lisa can barely see for the blood loss but she's fucking pissed, Essence sticks her tongue out at her and comes at her... Lisa turns it into an Evil Dead 2 out of sheer desperation! She hooks Essences leg! 1... 2... KICKOUT!
- Essence is back up! Essence is on her like ugly on an ape, Lisa's weak from so much blood loss and has to cover up from strikes from the muscle bound Essence. Essence bounces off the ropes, BICYCLE KICK! Lisa drops to her knees and is still trying to get up.
- Essence gives her a what the hell sort of look and hits another, but to her surprise, Lisa is squirming on the mat. Essence with the Arm Trap Cloverleaf, locks it in!!! The referee begins to lift Lisas arm! It falls... then again, another fall! And another!!! It's over, ESSENCE WINS THE CHAMPIONSHIP! Rachel runs off around the ring to get the belt and hits inside the ring to hand it to her bestie and celebrate.
Kit: "And your NEW CCW Undisputed Champion... ESSENCE!"
The crowd is in shock, Lisa Seldon has been fucked over by the system again and Essence is now your Undisputed Champion. Santana Johnson is still being held back by officials as Essence and Rachel hold up their Undisputed and Television Championships respectively... 20 years wrestling, and Essence finally wins her first World Championship! EMTs check on Lisa, as does Santana as staff try to diffuse this situation.
Up next we have Dulce Desjardins and Brennan Devlin returning for commentary as they had for the whole couples crown event. Brennan is trying to clear lipstick off his collar and asks not to speak of it. He's excited though as Essence, his pretend daughter just won the Undisputed Championship!!! Ahhhh!!! Him and Dulce high five as they go into the next match. But something peculiar happens, Brennan sees Paris and Leighton Kassidy, daughters of Natalie and Chad at ringside. Dulce questions if he's good, he nods and we go from there into a hype package.
Ruby Red and Cole Black def. Natalie and Chad Kassidy to win the Couples Crown 2022.
- Once the entrances are out of the way, we start before the bell rings with Natalie and Chad standing face to face with Red and Black. Both teams sizing eachother up, though there is clear concern from one side about the gargantuan size of Black.
- Both teams back off to their respective sides, then it seems Chad and Cole are going to start things out. Chad starts wittling away at the big man with kicks, at first Cole laughs this off but Chad picks up momentum. Running dropkick drops Cole to a knee, but then when Chad tries to follow it up Cole literally shoves him into the corner.
- Ruby tags herself in and soon Natalie does too. Ruby and Natalie lock up with Natalie slipping around her and hitting a German Suplex. Ruby hits a back kick to Natalie and repeated elbows to break her wristlock, not wanting to be caught as she did Tapp. Well scouted.
- Both women size eachother up and lock up, Ruby into a headlock, turns it into a Snapmare Takedown. She bounces off the ropes and hits a running big boot to the back of Natalies head. Ruby quickly hooks the leg for a 2 count.
- Ruby's back on her, pummeling away at her with strikes before lifting her up. Ruby goes for a punch but Natalie blocks it and strikes her, then another, and another. Ruby is swaying back and forth, Sitout Facebuster!!! Natalie hooks the leg... 1... 2... Cole comes into the ring and literally drags Natalie off of Ruby, then Chad comes in and they go face to face.
- The referee has lost control as Chad keeps striking the big man who still won't go down. Chad and Natale bounce off the ropes, Dual Busaiku Knees send Cole out of the ring! But the big man is still on his feet!
- Chad climbs to the top rope and leaps off for a Chadcanrana but Cole catches him and lifts him up for a Powerbomb! Natalie takes his hands and Chads screaming help... from behind, Ruby lifts Natalie into the air for a Powerbomb forcing her to let loose of Chad! Natalie is powerbombed by Ruby, Chad is powerbombed by Cole on the floor!
- 1... 2... 2 1/2.. KICKOUT! Ruby had hooked the leg and somehow Natalie's still in this! Ruby goes back on the attack but Natalie has the lucidity to roll her up!!! Ruby tries frantically to kick out!!! 1... 2... 3... NO! Ruby kicks out just in time as she scurries across the ring to tag in Cole.
- The monstrous Cole Black stands over top of Natalie, tilting his head side to side, sizing her up as Natalie realizes she's in the path of a 6'6' big man. She stands up and says screw it and begins to cuss him out, who does he think he is? She's Natalie Kassidy, businesswoman of the year every year.
- Cole all of the sudden grasps her around the throat and hoists her up into the air, chokeslam! Then he sets her up on the ropes... rope hung stunner he calls the Black Kings Crown! He hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3... NO! Chad pulls him off at the last second. Chad goes to the outside, putting distance between them as Cole goes after him. Cole takes off running for a Spear but Chad dodges out of the way and the big man hurls himself through the barricade!
- Holy shit, holy shit! The Faithful chanted as Chad watches what happened, Ruby is in the ring in shock but then goes for her Seeing Red on Natalie, Natalie counters it and hits the Chaddical Sabbatical!
- Natalie hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3... NO! Natalie is furious, her whole body hurts and she tries to set Ruby up for something else. Outside of the ring something's happening with Paris and Leighton Kassidy though... Chad had tagged himself in...
- Brennan Devlin has seemingly approached them and is talking, the conversation is seemingly getting heated. Natalie and Chad immediately get concerned and stop what they're doing and begin to walk towards the ropes, yelling at Brennan.
- This continues for a bit, as suddenly Cole Black and Ruby Red stand behind Natalie and Chad. Natalie is caught up in the Red Light District Leg Drop Reverse DDT on Natalie then shoves her to the floor. Ruby waves at Chad as he turns around then Cole lifts him up and begins to drive him into the mat with the Blackstar Requiem aka a Powerbomb Symphony..
- Red them climbs atop the fallen Chad, hooking a leg... 1... 2... 3... and it's over...
Kit: "Here is your Couples Crown 2022 WINNER... Ruby Red and Cole Black!!!"
Pyro goes off around the ring as Cole and Ruby receive their crowns, it's officially in the books now, the second annual winners of the prestigious award and now they have a shot at the Couples Championships whenever they please. Cole and Ruby soon exit the ring and ascend the stage, taking their places on the decorative thrones on top of the ramp for a photo opportunity.
Meanwhile back in the ring, Brennan Devlin stands in the ring over Chad as Natalie climbs in the ring, the crowd chanting for Natalie and booing the winners, as well as Devlin. Then he begins pointing at Leighton and Paris, ripping his own hair out and screaming they did this, not him. Clearly unhinged. A throwback to the match he had with Natalies child Paris sometime ago at Paris Redacted Presents.
The show concludes with Ruby and Cole on stage holding their crowns in the air while Natalie and Chad regroup in the ring and angrily stare down Brennan Devlin. But one thing is clear now, the King and Queen for 2022 is Red and Black.
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