Post by CCWrestling on May 23, 2021 19:06:53 GMT
Night One, 4/4/2020.
Somewhere in an undisclosed location, a man stood atop a tower looking at the town of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. It was the man in black who had appeared on past Wrestling With Christ shows. Marty Kovacs stood by him, somehow alive, and also Jesus was there.
Man in Black: “I brought you all here to take the company out of your idiot sons hands. He’s working with dangerous people, he will destroy what we’ve been working on…”[/size]
The man then glared at Jesus.
Man in Black: “And you… Tell your father I don’t forgive him for what he did.”[/size]
He looked back out ahead at the coliseum which would house The Greatest Wrestling With Christ. It seemed somehow, this man, Jesus, and Marty had formed some sort of an alliance.
Marty Kovacs: “... Why would the devil and Jesus be working together? What do either of you have to gain?”[/size]
Man in Black: “My own reasons are personal… as for his…”[/size]
Jesus: “... Chang. He humiliated my father. This show would have been my vengeance but instead, your son takes us here, to Saudi Arabia…”[/size]
The Devil: “We’ll handle it… this vessel should be good enough to do the job as he has great power, greater than even he knows.. As long as the two of you hold up your end of the deal, everything will work out splendidly.”[/size]
Marty sighed…
Marty Kovacs: “Fine. But don’t worry about Jake or Everly… I’ll handle the both of them.”
Then, we fade into a ‘Greatest Wrestling With Christ’ logo…[/size][/i]
Outside of the coliseum in Riyadh, several talents were seen arriving earlier in the evening, but in particular we focus on two. The couple of Everly Faye and Jake Kovacs. Everly wore a sweater trying her best to cover up as the two approached.
Jake Kovacs: “Baby, this is going to be great. I know you were worried, but the checks are in the accounts, all we gotta do is get these shows done and get home.”[/size]
Everly obviously had some concerns, having picked up on a few issues.
Everly Faye: “I guess, still, lets do things on the side of caution. I’m not even going to go all out when I perform, and I told Kit not too, either.”
Jake Kovacs: “Yeah, best to be safe and…”[/size]
Soon, Anwar bin Talal appeared out of the blue, meeting them both. The host of the Greatest Wrestling With Christ stopping to have a word.
Anwar bin Talal: “Hello Jake, I assume everything is in order with tonights festivities?”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “Yeah, don’t worry, I even made sure with the roster through the group text that they’d all tone it done. There should be nothing to worry about.”[/size]
Anwar bin Talal: “For your sake, I hope so.”[/size]
He walked off, leaving Everly and Jake standing there blinking awkwardly, then looking at one another.
Jake Kovacs: “It’s all going to be fine babe. Don’t worry.”[/size]
Already in the building, Skylar Knight peeked around a corner. Matt Knight was with her brandishing a police baton, the Golden Ticket Champion sneaking along.
Skylar Knight: “This fucking 24/7 shit… we’ll never get to the ring like this and… AHH, get them, Matt!”[/size]
A large group of various wrestlers started heading their way, Prince Johnson seen going for them as Matt took him out with a baton, then started swiping the other wrestlers.
Cliff Morgan slips around and rolls up Skylar much to the shock of the audience! Roll up from Morgan! 1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Cliff Morgan!”[/size]
Cliff moved down the hall only for a door to fly open and take him out. Verity Sinclaire, the new interviewer leaps on him but so does the other new interviewer, Felicity Cash!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Double pin! Do they have it?!”[/size]
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champions, Verity Sinclaire AND Felicity Cash!”[/size]
Both ladies grabbed each end of the belt, tugging upon it and yelling back and forth. Neither willing to let it go!
Felicity Cash: “I’m the 69th champion you bitch!”[/size]
Verity Sinclaire: “No I am!”[/size]
Felicity Cash: “69!”[/size]
Verity Sinclaire: “69!”[/size]
Felicity Cash: “69!!!”[/size]
Verity Sinclaire: “69!!!!!”[/size]
The two ladies tugged on the belt back and forth before Skylar Knight flew into them both and took them both to the ground, pinning both!
1.. 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Skylar Knight!”[/size]
Skylar took off down the hall running as the ladies on the ground regrouped and looked angry towards one another.
Skylar Knight © vs. Magnus
CCW Golden Ticket Championship[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Skylar Knight has been one heck of a Golden Ticket Champion, she’s hung onto this thing through hell and highwater Paxton. But Magnus is here to try to take it away.”
Nate Paxton: “These two had a heck of a match though, and conspicuous by his absence was Matt Knight who is preparing for the battle royal in the back.”
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Lazlo Goodlove: “These two went at it hard, though, with both trading various offensive techniques. Skylar gave it her all, as did Magnus in this thing.”
Nate Paxton: “Neither seemed to gain an advantage, but our referee Burt Fleischman was on them both as they exchanged various near falls and more.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “This match kept on with no winner in sight, but the final sequence saw Skylar Knight hit Magnus with what I can only call a flying posterior to the face.”
Nate Paxton: “This rump to face action was enough to knock the valiant Magnus clean on his own rear end and get Skylar the pin…”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Still, Skylar remains champion, for now, but 24/7 rules are in play… Will she survive night one?!”[/size]
WINNER: Skylar Knight[/size]
Backstage we open to see Willie Pete standing by with Felicity Cash. Willie seems focused on various things and immediately takes the microphone from Felicity.
Willie Pete: “I appreciate it Felicity but I’ve got it from here… Ricky Stanton. You haven’t been giving this match the attention it deserves and we all understand why. You’re afraid.”[/size]
Willie continued, glancing into the camera.
Willie Pete: “Truth be told, you have every right to be. I would be CCW Heavyweight Champion right now if not for you. But it’s okay. That’s in the past and I’m looking into the future… once I beat you, I’ll get right back on the path I started down…”[/size]
He stopped for a moment, a serious expression on his face as he glared into the camera.
Willie Pete: “At the end of Night Two, I send Ricky Stanton running back to where he came from.”[/size]
Pete wandered off down the hall only for an immediate commotion to take place in the back. Skylar Knight was being assaulted by repeated stomps by Heather Haze! Haze slams a trash can lid upside her head, then drags her into a cover!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Heather Haze!”[/size]
Heather turned only to see a mop floating in front of her. She glared at it, it was the mop that had pinned her for the championship initially! She grabs it from the air and snaps it over her knee, gaining vengeance!
Rollup on Haze! 1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Tiara Saunders!”[/size]
Tiara took off down the hall, leaving Haze sitting on the ground looking rather angrily in the direction of the mop.
Cecily Golding and Brennan Devlin vs. The Christ Stars (Dynamite Larry and the Ghost of Radical Randy)
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Ghost of Radical Randy isn’t here, everyone is confused… Dynamite Larry keeps saying he’s coming, but Cecily and Brennan don’t seem too convinced.”
Nate Paxton: “It looks like Dynamite Larry is going to have to start alone though… and... ”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Tandem big boots to the side of his head from Devlin and Golding! Oof! Larry just hit the ground!”
Nate Paxton: “Devlin has Larry up over his shoulder! Cecily catches Larry with a cutter, the Hat Trick connects!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “1… 2… 3! Team Hatface scores a victory but… but… wait a minute!”
Nate Paxton: “The lights are out… what could this mean?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Did Salman pay the power bill?!”[/size]
WINNERS: Cecily Golding and Brennan Devlin
The arena fell silent and then suddenly a loud ‘GONG’ occurred throughout the arena, the crowd goes wild as the lights come on and Larry’s tag partner, Randy stands in the ring with a new look!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Randy is here! The crowd is quiet but believe me they’re cheering on the inside!”[/size]
Brennan pulls Cecily out of the ring but she’s trying to go for Randy, throwing fists at the air as he looks an arm around her waist and drags her out. Larry gets up in the ring but…
Nate Paxton: “Wait a minute!”[/size]
Randy grabs Larry around the neck and chokeslams him in the center of the ring! Randy then takes off his jacket to reveal a pentagram tattoo!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Larry’s partner Randy, formerly of the Christ Stars, has sold himself to Satan! I can’t believe it!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Also wasn’t Randy black? Now he’s a old white dude... “[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Satan does terrible things to a mans body, Paxton.”[/size]
Devlin and Golding back up the ramp as Randy stands over Larry and we fade into the break.
Somehow, someway, the people behind the scenes of the Greatest Wrestling With Christ have, in fact, managed to convince Cartier that she should obey the wishes of Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman Al Said and wear a veil during her outing.
CARTIER: "How I look SILK?"[/size]
She emerges from behind a changing board that now has a pair of Fashion Nova jeans and leather bustier hanging from it. Cartier walks out in front of her tag partner looking like something out of I Dream of Genie. Her midriff fully exposed between purple fabric just present enough to hide her bosom and the flowing see through harem pants that are as sheer as tissue.
SILK: "God DAMN girl you tryina get us stoned by these people? Ain't you seen what they did to Kashoggi?"[/size]
CARTIER: "Kashoggi ain't had titties likes mines."[/size]
SILK: "These crazy mofos woulda cut 'em off if he did. But you do look fly I gotta give you that!"[/size]
Cartier does a little twirl to show off the backside, where her blinged out thong is plainly visible through the pants. She cackles as she shows of her special boots, with the toes curling upward.
SILK: "Lordt. You are out of your mind."[/size]
SILK can only shake his head as Cartier does a little dance like someone out of a Bollywood movie.
CARTIER: "Look, SILK… I'm havin' a good time an' jokin' around now because when I go out past that curtain, whether it's to win that battle royal or to kick that day shift stripper Kitty Dark's ass, I'm gonna mean business. I ain't flown all the way to this ugly ass desert justa serve sweet potato pie. I done it to win an' continue bein' the best. Singles, tag team, battle royal, fuckin' bake off… I don't give a fuck. I came here to win. An' maybe shake my ass at a prince a little bit."[/size]
SILK: "Child…"[/size]
Cartier outs her hands to her mouth to stifle a laugh, then straddles SILK in his chair. She plants a kiss on his cheek and smiles.
CARTIER: "You ready boy?"[/size]
SILK: "BEEN ready."[/size]
CARTIER: "Then let's show these people what they came to see. THE GREATEST."[/size]
She stands up and holds her hands out to SILK, who lifts his own hands and takes hers. Cartier helps lift him from the seat and the pair walk toward the door with their arms around each other's waist.
40 Person Go To Heaven Battle Royal
Winner will go to Heaven when they die. (Maybe soon?)
Winner receives a shot at the CCW Saudi Arabia Championship.
[/size]Participants: Kitty Dark, Lex Collins, Taylor Lynn, Jason Van Owen, Cartier, Cecily Golding, Brennan Devlin, Astraea, Cai Yukiko, Cliff Morgan, Corrie Tomsen, Astrid Weston, Maxx Bennett, Fallon Lockhart, Echo Layne, Beck Wilder, Brien Storm, Heather Haze, Hercule Giles, Prince Johnson, Damien Miri, Bun Bun, Aries, Eviie, Cynthia, Valeria, Stephanie Matsuda, Q, Astro, Kip Classic, Bruce McLeod, Deirdre Evans, Kira Izumi, Yuki Sakaraba, Rivers (w/ Belle Valentine), Pao Chan (totally not Rika), Gray Kendricks, Kenny Lovett, Alexei Konstantin, Razzles Mars[/i]
Static… static… technical difficulties screen, several eliminations, what the fuck is happening? Some time into the battle royal, we cut back in with Lazlo Goodlove and Nate Paxton at ringside!
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wow, technical difficulties all around folks! The Go To Heaven Battle Royal is clearly suffering from interference of some kind, possibly due to the territory we’re in? Or maybe because Jake Kovacs pulled the plug for a bit to show the Saudi’s that he would kill the show if the checks don’t go out!”
Nate Paxton: “Now we’re down to the final 10 as Rivers eliminates Saylor’s husband Alexei, much to our lovely ring announcers chagrin on the outside… Who will it be, who will win?! Eviie, Deirdre Evans, Rivers, Brien Storm, Taylor Lynn, Cecily Golding, Heather Haze, Kira Izumi, Aries and Maxx Bennett… somehow remains!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Maxx has been caught several times trying to throw herself out, claiming she does not want to go to Heaven. Surprise entrant Kenny Lovett earlier in the match actually caught her and threw her back in as she tried to dive out.”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “She also has tried, several times, to leap out and she’s landed on everything from the barrier around the ring to the announce table, and somehow, a recently eliminated person throws her back in so she has yet to touch the ground!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Maxx is currently in the corner hitting the ground yelling why God why, while everyone else in the ring tries to size each other up. Haze and Lynn have worked together to eliminate several people, meanwhile, Izumi has been holding on, trying to recapture the lightning in a bottle that got him the win in the Bible Battle Royal in our first event…”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Rivers has been a force as well, eliminating a few people, mostly with distractions from Belle Valentine… and then you have Deirdre Evans who has powered through a number of people in this contest.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Eviie’s been hanging on as well, working with Cynthia early in this match, but Cynthia got knocked out and now she’s been alone, clinging to ropes where she can… and who can forget Aries? He’s steamrolled through several people involved in this match to last this long…”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “And well, Cecily Golding eliminated Brennan again, she yelled for him to watch out for a car and he was distracted so she threw him out. They high fived after.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “The final ten… who will be called winner? Who will go to Heaven?! Who will come out of this with a shot at the Saudi Arabia Championship?!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Kira Izumi is hanging out and… Deirdre Evans just takes him out of the ring! Knocks him clean out! Everyone else, all eight other talents are looking at Deirdre like they need to focus. Maxx is still yelling about not being able to get out of the ring.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Cecily Golding, Heather Haze, and Taylor Lynn all seem to be on board with the idea of attacking Deirdre. Deirdres figuring out something is going on as Evie is with them now, Rivers, Aries and Storm all seem to be willing to put any differences aside for the moment too!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “All of these ladies just piled on Deirdre and she’s trying to fight out of it, she’s bowling through them! Evie is clinging to her leg, while Heather Haze just jumped on her back! Maxx is still trying to get out of the ring but this flock of talent, Brien, Rivers and more just took Deirdre down on top of Maxx!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “They’ve all got Deirdre on the ropes and… oh my god, they just threw Deirdre out of the ring! She is irate, she shoved Belle on her rear end and Belle Valentine looks none to happy as security tries to get Deirdre out of here!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Now we’re down to eight! Heather Haze, Cecily Golding, Taylor Lynn, Maxx Bennett, Brien Storm, Rivers, Aries and Eviie!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Everyone pairing off, Haze and Lynn taking control here as they beat down Maxx Bennett in the corner. Maxx has seemingly given up on getting out of here now, meanwhile Aries is working on getting Eviie out in the corner…”
Nate Paxton: “Wait a minute, Rivers just tossed Aries out! Talk about an upset!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Aries was a lot of peoples favorite to win and he’s out, folks! Rivers is immediately trying to put Eviie out of here but Brien Storm seems to wanna pick a fight!”
Nate Paxton: “Golding just jumped in between them and they’re chopping her in the chest but she’s yelling about having boobs so she’s no selling! Not sure how it’s working but Rivers with a boot to the gut and then he and Storm toss her out! Cecily Golding is eliminated and now they’re fighting again!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “RIvers, Haze, Lynn, Eviie, Storm, Bennett, those are all that remain! One of these six is going to heaven!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Maxx just tried to jump out again but got held up in the ropes, Storm was chasing her and she ended up pulling the ropes down, Storm is gone! That leaves five! Lynn and Haze working on Eviie in the corner, they nearly have her but Rivers tries to clothesline Lynn and Haze over the ropes! Lynn hangs on but Haze is out!”
Nate Paxton: “We’re down to the final four! Taylor Lynn, Eviie, Maxx Bennett and Rivers! Who will come out on top?! Belle Valentine cheering her man on here from the outside, waiting with bated breath!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Taylor Lynn singles out Maxx who is still confused whether she wants to go to Heaven or not! Maxx is covering up as Lynn stomps away at her… Across the ring, Eviie is clinging to the ropes and Rivers is trying to put her out… She just caught Rivers in a head scissors, Eviie dumps Rivers out of the ring!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Eviie is on the apron, shocked, but… Belle Valentine just yanked Eviie off the apron!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “We’re down to the final two! Maxx Bennett and Taylor Lynn! Maxx just caught Taylor with a boot and attempted to vertical suplex her, but she almost launched Taylor out of the ring!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Maxx sees this and now she’s scaling the turnbuckle, she wants out of this thing, she is not going to Heaven! Taylor is confused on if this is one big long con, Maxx leaps out of the ring but her lower half catches Taylor! Both women fall to the floor!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “What… what happens now? Do they both?”
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Nate Paxton: “Let’s go to the replay…”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “... Both women clearly hit the floor at the same time…”[/size]
Saylor Stanhouse: “Ladies and gentlemen, due to referee ‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swansons decision, the winners of the Go To Heaven Battle Royal, which means the winner is going to Heaven when they die and receives a shot at the Saudi Arabia Championship on night two… BOTH of the final two, Maxx Bennett and Taylor Lynn!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Well there you have it folks! All further sins from these two are absolved for the future and both of these women get a shot at Night Two! What a match!”[/size]
WINNER: Maxx Bennett and Taylor Lynn hit at the same time.. Both win? Both Go to Heaven?! HOW DOES THIS WORK?
Tiara wandered down the hallway trying to get away with the gold, maybe she could get out and head to the hotel? Out of nowhere, Aries nearly takes her head off with a clothesline and goes for the pin!
1… 2… 3!!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, ARIES!”[/size]
Aries then grabbed the belt and went down the hall. If the world ends and he has this belt, he goes to Heaven, fuck a battle royal! As he wandered down the hall, Maxx Bennett who had just co-won a battle royal and was looking to test her chances of going to heaven stopped him.
Maxx Bennett: “Oh Aries!”[/size]
Aries was curious and stopped to see Maxx lifting her top up, only for some liquid to shoot from under her shirt and blast him in the eyes!
Maxx Bennett: “You think I only queef mists motherfucker?! BOOB MIST!”[/size]
Aries: “AHH WHAT WAS THAT MY EYES!”[/size]
Maxx Bennett: “I can shoot mists from every part of my body!”[/size]
Maxx drives a steel chair into the side of his head as he holds his eyes, then she immediately leaps atop him for a pin!
1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, MAXX BENNETT!”[/size]
Maxx took off with the gold as Aries tried to regain his composure from on the ground.
Taylor Lynn and Heather Haze vs. The New Policy (Zedd Lorde and the Patrollers)
Lazlo Goodlove: “We just saw Taylor Lynn and Heather Haze in the battle royal, with Taylor in a controversial decision there where it seems her and Maxx Bennett both get to go to heaven?”
Nate Paxton: “Weird stuff there, Lazlo. I would never peg either of those women to go to heaven/”
Lazlo Goodlove: “In fact, I hear they’d both peg you, Paxton.”
Nate Paxton: “That’s hot but not tonight, Lazlo.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Patrollers 1 and 2 seem to be fighting for the New Policy tonight as Zedd Lorde will be sitting this one out. We start off with Patroller 1 locking up with Taylor Lynn, Lynn with the knee to his midsection, dragging him into the corner where she tags in Haze. Both seem to be doing a number on Patroller 1 here in the corner...”
Nate Paxton: “The Patroller is covering up as Haze and Lynn lay into him. Zedd Lorde looks none too happy! ”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “The New Policy seems to be backing off, Patroller 2 has hopped off the apron now and Zedd won’t let him go back to the ring.”
Nate Paxton: “Haze hits her finishing move on Patroller 1, then Lynn her own… 1… 2… 3”
Lazlo Goodlove: “It’s a bit bizarre to see Lorde and Patroller 2 back off, and Lynn/Haze seem confused as well but… that’s it, we have a winner.”
Nate Paxton: “Haze and Lynn keep yelling for Lorde and Patroller 2 to return as Patroller 1 regroups but…”
Lazlo Goodlove: “They’re yelling the Unbannable One is near so, they’re off? I guess?”
Nate Paxton: “Bizarre. The New Policy clearly has something going on here, but we’re not sure what.”[/size]
WINNERS: Taylor Lynn and Heather Haze
Jake watched as Kit and Everly Faye performed on stage for the crowd, though, a bit of a reserved performance from two ladies known to be a bit more wild in nature in their appearances. Jake watched from monitors backstage, when he looked over on some security footage of the parking lot…
Jake Kovacs: “Fjorg, Ferg, who is that in the parking lot?”[/size]
Fjorg and Ferg messed with the cameras, only for the cameras to zoom in on… Jake’s father, Marty? And a man whose face for some reason did not register on the camera?
Jake Kovacs: “... Dad? Dad’s alive?”[/size]
He said in confusion… He had killed him… And who was this person with him? He had to tell Everly, heading out to go wait for her, then they would handle this together, and whomever this person is his father was with.
He had so many questions… who was the man who didn’t register on camera in the facial department? Why was his dad alive? The performance on stage of Kit and Everly continuing on as questions built in his head.
Cartier vs. Kitty Dark
Lazlo Goodlove: “Cartier was immediately taken off guard in this thing at the sick dance moves of Kitty Dark.”
Nate Paxton: “That’s right Lazlo, Kitty Dark could really bust a move throughout this thing and Cartier mostly just watched.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “At one point, Kitty started to ‘drop it like it’s hot’ I believe and Cartier just chewed on some gum all unimpressed, then the weirdest thing happened.”
Nate Paxton: “That’s right, Cartier knocked Kitty out of the way and started… twerking? I think it’s called twerking?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That ass was so thick it sent shockwaves through the arena. This stunned Kitty Dark who attacked the pie baking contest winner from behind, but her thickness was too grand.”
Nate Paxton: “She thrust them cheeks back into Kitty Dark who was sent reeling soon after.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Next thing Kitty knew as she went back to assault Cartier, she was caught with a Empire State of Mind and immediately, Kitty is pinned by Cartier for the three.”
Nate Paxton: “A lot of ass based offense in this one, Lazlo, and I know you love the sistas.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s between me and God, Nate.”
Nate Paxton: “That’s why you picked Cartier to win the pie contest isn’t it?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Shut up.”[/size]
WINNER: Cartier
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Backstage, Corrie Tomsen and Astrid Weston, also known as the Killer Baes stood by, clearly prepped for their upcoming tag match.
Astrid Weston: “You know, I’m glad Essence pulled out, she’s scared of me, she’s scared of my moves!”[/size]
Corrie Tomsen: “Honey, I know, but focus, we have bigger fish to fry. It’s our debut and…”[/size]
The lights went out, was it Radical Randy’s gong again?! The lights come back on and an imposing figure stands behind Astrid and Corrie. They turn around to see a large cardboard cutout of Essence!
Corrie and Astrid: “AHHHH!”[/size]
The duo runs off screaming as Astraea peeks around the corner and Neve Marx is there as well…
Astraea: “I told you this would be funny.”[/size]
Both of them snickering as we fade into the entrances for their match, which was next!
Astrid Weston and Corrie Tomsen vs. Neve Marx and Astraea
Lazlo Goodlove: “Looks like Corrie Tomsen will step in to start things off in her first time entering a CCW ring for wrestling purposes and Astraea seems to be giddy to meet her. The two lock up with Astraea taking control early on due to a bit of a size advantage.”
Nate Paxton: “But things get murky when Corrie thumbs Astraea in the eye during an attempted Samoan Drop from Astraea. Corrie manages to get to the corner and tag in Astrid and they begin working double team maneuvers on Astraea with several tags in and out.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The crowd is… or they would be chanting for Neve if it wasn’t full of bored Saudi Arabian royalty, Pax. But the Killer Baes have Astraea cornered, tagging in and out to do various bits of tandem offense and just pure stomping away at her. I’ve never seen anyone handle Astraea like this in her matches in this company thus far!”
Nate Paxton: “All two of them, Lazlo. For sure, finally the referee has to step in and Astraea catches Astrid with a stunner! Astraea gets the tag and Neve is in! Flying forearm on Astrid, flying clothesline on Corrie!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Neve goes for a pinfall on Astrid for a 2 count, and both Astrid and Corrie roll out of the ring to regroup! They think they’re safe but Neve leaps over the ropes and crossbodies right into them both! Everyone’s crawling around and Astraea shrugs.”
Nate Paxton: “Now she’s running at the ropes… stops, climbs out onto the apron and elbow drop right on top of Astrid!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “It’s chaos here as Astraea throws Astrid into the ring! Pin attempt… 2 count! Astrid won’t quit, but Corrie is back up on the apron, Neve is hurting from her landing on the outside! Corrie slips and tags Astrid when she bounces off the ropes! Corrie rolls Astraea up hooking the tights… 2 and ½ and the Killer Baes are having a fit in the ring!”
Nate Paxton: “They just drove Astraea into the turnbuckle but Neve tags herself in, and the Killer Baes have the numbers advantage especially with Neve hurt!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Neve slugs Corrie and kicks her in the gut, sending her out but Astrid is back on Neve! Wait, the lights are out!... what’s happening here, Pax?!”
Nate Paxton: “They’re on and… it’s Essence, a cardboard cut out of Essence! Astrid just jumped out of her own skin, she’s that scared! NEVE ROLLED HER UP!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “1… 2… 3! Neve steals it! She’s out of the ring and Astrid is in the ring with Corrie now, both of them screaming as Neve and Astraea retreat up the ramp!”
Nate Paxton: “Neve gets her first pinfall win in CCW though, Laz, this is huge for that kid!”[/size]
WINNER: Neve Marx and Astraea
Tedmund Montgomery stood in front of both members of the Crusade, both of which had lost in their debut match at Wrestling With Christ 2. He looked none too happy with either.
Tedmund Montgomery: “Thus far, the both of you have lost in your only experience in front of this disgraceful company…”[/size]
Tedmund walked betwixt them.
Tedmund Montgomery: “That changes, now. You two will help me clean up this company… You two are going to help me fix what is broken. It starts with Deadeye, Brew Collar and the Ashleys… and it ends at the very top.”[/size]
He glared between them.
Tedmund Montgomery: “Are you with me?! … Nod if you’re with me.”[/size]
Both of them gave a nod, and Tedmund took this well enough, the trio wandering away as the new group running the halls of CCW was given further context which was the point of this segment why do you think it is here.
Damien Miri vs. Lex Collins
Baptism Match
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Lazlo Goodlove: “Damien Miri is known around the world for many things, and tonight he is known for trying to baptize another man but mostly he’s here for the paycheck.”
Nate Paxton: “But Lex Collins skills in the business don’t seem to really correlate to anything tonight, because Collins seemed to have the spirit in him tonight. The spirit of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “This is in Saudi Arabia, we’re not allowed to talk about that, Nate.”
Nate Paxton: “I don’t care, that’s clearly what happened because Lex Collins was busting a groove. But, as we all know, Rebecca Thoreau calls her daddy Papa Shango, right?”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Papi Chulo, Pax.”
Nate Paxton: “Whatever, well, it’s known on the streets that Damien Miri is called ‘Thicc Daddy’ by Julie Miri, and Thicc Daddy Dame busted his own dance moves much to the complete shock of Lex Collins.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Lex Collins was stunned by this and the two locked up, exchanging several rest holds, both men clearly just here to get a paycheck but, maybe he had too much to drink backstage, who knows? But Thicc Daddy, I mean Dame was firing off on all cylinders all of a sudden.”
Nate Paxton: “Whipped off the ropes, Collins goes for a clothesline, Dame ducks it. Drop toehold on Collins, Dame just thrust right into Lex Collins face!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Damn near took his head off! Dame then pulls a chain out of his tights, wraps his fist in it and yells he’s not gonna do any wrestling moves to finish this! Chain to the head drags Lex to the pool of water, holds him under… and it’s over!”[/size]
WINNER: Damien Miri
Maxx hung out in a bathroom with her Golden Ticket Championship, she could see Jacob Kuntz watching her through a hole in the bathroom wall though she didn’t seem to be too bothered.
Maxx Bennett: “... Kuntz did you hear something?”[/size]
Kuntz didn’t reply, just heavy breathing because his gimmick was that he was some kind of weirdo pervert. Nearby, someone began kicking various stalls open one by one… Maxx pulled out her phone and began making a call…
Maxx Bennett: “Damnit pick up… dad, it’s me… someone is here to take me…”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Who is this? Which daughter is it? The reception is awful. I might hang up if this is Not Marquis!”[/size]
Maxx Bennett: “It’s me wrestle daddy!”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Who is me what one are you?”[/size]
Maxx Bennett: “The whore!”[/size]
Maxx called out as someone kept kicking stall doors open and Maxx started to panic, clutching the Golden Ticket Championship.
Brennan Devlin: “Oh hey Maxx yeah what’s up?”[/size]
Maxx Bennett: “WRESTLE DADDY I DON’T WANNA GO TO HEAVEN YET AHHH!!!”[/size]
Maxx was drug away and beaten up with a chair, then pinned… 1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Taylor Lynn!”[/size]
Taylor picked up the phone and listened while Brennan was in the process of monologuing.
Brennan Devlin: “I have a very particular set of skills, a set of skills I use for hunting people like you… I will find you and I will k..”[/size]
Taylor Lynn: “Brennan it’s me, Taylor.”[/size]
Brennan Devlin: “Shit why do all the people I like hurt eachother. Sup? How’s the husband? Also watch out behind you.”[/size]
Out of nowhere Magnus rolls Taylor up and Burt began to make a count! 1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Magnus!”[/size]
Magnus snatches the belt as Taylor tries to give chase. Magnus takes off down the hall running only for Jane Adler and Sadie Cassidy to catch him with a lasso! They hogtie him in the middle of the floor and Jane hops on to pin him!
1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Jane Adler!”[/size]
Both Jane and Sadie retrieve the belt and take off as roving bands of wrestlers continue to hunt for the gold.
The Ashleys (Ashley LaShae, Ashley J. and Ashley R.) vs. Deadeye Weston, Jack Danielson and Andrew Wilkow vs. Tedmund Montgomery and the Crusade.
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Lazlo Goodlove: “There was some confusion heading into this thing by the team of Weston, Danielson and Wilkow, one of whom seemed to imply the Ashley’s is made up of women.”
Nate Paxton: “Clearly they didn’t watch our show or they would know Ashley R. is a male, and also a giant pink lizard man, Ashley LaShae is the leader, and the debuting Ashley J. seems to be some bodybuilder this young lady found and dubbed Ashley.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “And they face off against Tedmund and the Crusade, who we saw earlier in the night. The Crusade had a bad showing at Wrestling With Christ 2: Apocalypse, but Tedmund seems to be helping them, demanding that they whip themselves and their careers here in shape… but will it pay off?”
Nate Paxton: “The Crusade lost to Brew Collar at Wrestling With Christ 2, so they have to earn that win back tonight with Tedmund… Will Brew Collar and Weston win? The Ashleys? Or will Tedmund help the Crusade redeem themselves?!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Senior referee Rusty McFeely had a hard time maintaining control as this thing went on, with all nine competitors in and out of the ring several times throughout. The early goings saw the Ashleys in control with the group of them pummeling their competition. But the Crusade nailed a sick looking double spear type maneuver on Ashley R, sending him through the barricade, while Brew Collar took out Ashley J. And LaShae, she was hiding.”
Nate Paxton: “Her monsters fell down and she stopped wanting to play, Lazlo. But she was still lurking trying to get them up, meanwhile, the remainder of Deadeye Weston, Jack Danielson, and Andrew Wilkow met in the center of the ring with Tedmund and the Crusade.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “They’re having a slug fest now Pax! All six of these men going at it! The Crusade has brawled Brew Collar to the outside, while Tedmund faces off against the newcomer, Deadeye Weston!”
Nate Paxton: “Tedeye and Deadmund going at it here!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Paxton confused, its Deadeye and Tedmund, chaos going on on the outside! Ashley R just speared Jack Danielson and one of the Crusaders into the steps! Its chaos here! Ashley LaShae is chasing Andrew Wilkow with what looks to be a large frying pan!”
Nate Paxton: “Back in the ring, Tedmund catches Deadeye with the Patriot Act! Wilkow trys to make the save but Tedmund with the 3 count!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Crusade gets their first win in CCW thanks to Tedmund!”[/size]
WINNER: Tedmund Montgomery and the Crusade
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Verity Sinclaire appeared backstage for her first interview with the company and she was standing by with C.J. Sweet and Angel McMaster, both of whom were set to team up tonight against Regulators Inc. Both ladies were covered up as best they could be given both had the big bosoms and all that. Verity too. It was like a hot lady party in this interview, whew. Giving God a boner, let me tell ya.
Verity Sinclaire: “Ladies, the both of you are about to go out in just a little while to face off against Regulators Inc. But you’re set to be opponents on Night Two of The Greatest Wrestling With Christ… are either of you worried about potentially the other turning on you?”
C.J. Sweet: “I…”
Before CJ could say anything, Angel chimed in, being the more boisterous of the two.
Angel McMaster: “I have never worried in my life, I am the Angel of Christ Centered Wrestling, Verity. I am the first Christcore Champion. I worked hard to get where I am and I know C.J. won’t fail me, because she knows…”[/size]
Before Angel could carry on, C.J. piped in and took the microphone, seemingly some dissension coming. They had gotten along on social media, but tensions seemed to be rising, perhaps due to the long flight over?
C.J. Sweet: “I know what you were about to say, but, me fail you? I am God’s Favorite Wrestler, Angel, I won that right. I worked hard to get back here after years and years of being away from this business… and I won’t stop until its sweet dreams to ALL of my enemies.”[/size]
C.J. wandered away leaving Verity standing with Angel, Verity peeped over at Angel and nodded.
Verity Sinclaire: “Do you think she means you?”[/size]
Angel simply rolled her eyes and walked away with her championship over her shoulder as we fade into the next match.
Echo Layne vs. Hercule Giles
Devils in the Barcode Match[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “The goal of this match is simple, Pax. Each competitor has to search items on the outside and find six bar codes with 666 in them and take them to be cleansed at the Jesus entrance.”
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Nate Paxton: “Both competitors have rushed out of the ring here early on and Hercule seems to be finding at least one bar code right off. Echo is worried and she just literally jumps on his back and is raking at his mask!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Echo is like an angry cat she wants to either rip that mask off his head, or his eyes clean out and Hercule is fighting! He’s clinging to the 666 barcode items he has in his hand and he just whacked her in the side of the side of the head with an iron!”
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Nate Paxton: “Echo just hit the floor and Hercule is going through the barcodes again, he has two, if he can find four more, he just needs to take them up the ramp, turn them in and he is the winner!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Hercule decides to try to turn in what he has and score but Echo is clinging to his leg! He has three items, if he can just check out! This is like a supermarket checkout line for Jesus but Echo won’t let him! You can hear her screaming at him as he tries to pull her up the ramp to the Jesus entrance!”
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Nate Paxton: “Hercule drops one and Echo runs past him and turns it in, scoring a point! Hercule bowls through her and scores two points and then he’s heading back! Echo is trying to regroup on the ramp! Good strategy here from Echo Layne though, stay near the goal on the top of the ramp so he can’t score points with Jesus.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Hercule has found two more items, a dildo and I think those may be anal beads, Pax! He looks disgusted but he’s making his move towards the goal but Echo Layne is waiting! Right now it’s two points Hercule, one point Echo Layne. Remember, you need to have six total points to win because the devil likes the number six!”
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Nate Paxton: “Echo just threw her whole body into Hercule as he goes up the ramp! She just took the anal beads and dildo, she looks disgusted but she threw them in the container at the top of the ramp! Now it’s three points Layne, two points Hercule! Echo is off now to get some more items!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Echo just found another vibrator with 666 on it, and I think that might be a copy of the Necronomicon, Pax.”
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Nate Paxton: “Why do we have that here?”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “I don’t know, but it counts, look at the bar code. You can’t, its too small, you just have to believe me, but that’s two. That will get her to five… but wait, the scrolls state that if you turn in the Necronomicon, you just win because God is tired of writing this match!”
Nate Paxton: “Wow, that is crazy.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “That’s the word from our Lord though. Hercule doesn’t realize what Echo has though, so he knocks her down and takes the vibrator. He turns it in and it’s 3 to 3, but the Necronomicon is in play which means an instant win!”
Nate Paxton: “I think Hercule just checked the massive rulebook at the side of the stage, he seems confused. This is far more complicated than it needs to be.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Right?! He’s scratching his head, trying to figure it out but Echo has the book and is running, screaming!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Echo trips on a camera cord! Hercule has it but Echo is clinging to his leg again!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Hercule is beating Echo upside the head with the book but he drops it and it opens a page featuring several demons! The demons are flowing from the backstage area and chase Hercule off from the goal!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Hercule is backstage fighting off the demons with a bat and Echo manages to get to the goal and throws in the necronomicon! Echo Layne wins!”[/size]
WINNER: Echo Layne
After her performance, Everly Faye was wandering through the back when she was stopped by Jake Kovacs. He waved at Kit as she passed by.
Jake Kovacs: “Kit, Everly, you both looked great out there!”
He praised them both as he pulled Everly aside, clearly he had several worries on his mind which he needed to relay to his lady.
Everly Faye: “Jake, what’s wrong? You look… well you look kind of pale, honestly. Did you eat any weird local cuisine?”[/size]
Jake shook his head.
Jake Kovacs: “Dad is alive, he’s somewhere in the building.[/size]
Everly Faye: “Okay you ate somethings intestines and you’re hallucinating aren’t you? Let me get Brad and Chad.”[/size]
Jake shook his head, grabbing her to try to relay this clearly.
Jake Kovacs: “Everly, baby, listen to me… My dad is here, he was dead, he is alive, and some dude whose face does not get pictured up on a camera is also here.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “... So you think he is a vampire, huh?”[/size]
Everly asked.
Jake Kovacs: “... I honestly hadn’t thought of that.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “What else would that old bitch be?”[/size]
Everly asked as Jake looked around, thinking about it.
Jake Kovacs: “I don’t think those are real but… then again I believe in a magic man in the sky so anything is possible I guess.”[/size]
Everly Faye: “I’ll get security on it, don’t worry baby.”[/size]
She pecked him on the cheek, but he knew security was swamped trying to keep the rowdy Saudi crowds in control after worries they would disrespect Allah… This night was going to get tougher.
Angel McMaster and CJ Sweet vs. Regulators Inc. (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler)
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Christcore Champion is in action here with her partner, the woman she’ll be facing on Night Two of The Greatest Wrestling With Christ… God’s Favorite Wrestler, CJ Sweet. They take on the formidable team of Regulators Inc, Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler.”
Nate Paxton: “Sweet and McMaster seemed to have some issue figuring out who would start, differences of opinion and all. But Sweet ends up blindsided by Sadie and the bell rings. Sadie ends up fighting Sweet in the center of the ring, while McMaster cheers her partner on.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Things seem to be going well for Sadie who takes advantage of the situation and takes Sweet down with repeated clubbing blows.”
Nate Paxton: “Regulators are doing what they’re known to do and tagging in and out of this thing, that sweet, sweet tandem offense going in. You know they remind me of a young All Night Express, who I...”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Yes you managed them in the 80s, I know. But back to the match, Pax. Snapmare into a boot from the Regulators taking Sweet down. Sweet’s struggling here in the center of the ring and Angel is eager to tag in...”
Nate Paxton: “CJ with the hot tag and Angel is in though! CJ had broke away from the Regulators! Clotheslines taking both Regulators down from Angel! Angel is tearing through everyone!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Massive spear on Jane taking her down and Jane is rolling out of the ring! Angel is going off! Sadie meets her with several strikes, but Angel blocks, knee to the gut! Angel from Above on Sadie! 1… 2… kickout and Angel can’t believe it!”
Nate Paxton: “Angel goes to tag CJ but… CJ hops down?! Angel can’t believe it but CJ just backs off, this isn't’t CJ at all! She’s been a babyface the entirety of her career, she’s been everyone’s sweetheart! It’s in her name and she’s abandoning Angel?! Angel can’t believe it!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “CJ seems to be yelling it’s not personal as Angel yells for her to get back here but… the Regulators are waiting behind Angel! Red Dead Revolver! The crowd can’t believe it as Sadie hooks the leg!”
Nate Paxton: “1… 2… 3!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Angel of Christ Centered Wrestling just ate her first pinfall in CCW thanks to CJ Sweet who just seemingly turned her back on everything we ever knew about her!”
Nate Paxton: “The crowd is mild right now because the Royals react to nothing but believe me they are mulling it over furiously! Speaking of furious, CJ is on stage making the title symbol with her hands around her waist as Angel looks on angrily!”
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WINNER: Regulator’s Inc. (Sadie and Jane).[/size]
Hercule Giles was still running from demons in the back as Echo Layne walked around reading the necronomicon and summoning all sorts of eldritch abominations. But finally, Hercule Giles found a shotgun and blew one of the demons away. Echo then decided to quit playing with dark forces and threw the book away after she saw a Giles with a gun.
Echo Layne: “Okay, byeeeeee!”[/size]
Echo left only for Jane Adler to run around a corner only to be smacked with the butt of a shotgun by Hercule Giles… He looked shocked at what he’d done but she had the Golden Ticket Championship! He leaped atop her… 1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Hercule Giles!”[/size]
Hercule grabbed the gold and started to run only for a scream to occur from nearby.
Echo Layne: “SNEAK ATTACK AHHH!”[/size]
She started beating him upside the head with the necronomicon as she leaped on his back. Hercule crumbled to the ground, covering up as Echo hooked his leg… 1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, again, Echo Layne!”[/size]
Echo threw down the book of the dead and ran off with the gold, leaving Hercule holding his head in pain.
Mitch McMaster stood in the back with his client Barry Saban, and he seemed completely enamored with interviewer Felicity Cash.
Mitch McMaster: “Whew baby that is one spicy meatball and I wanna take a bit, nom nom nom nom nom..”[/size]
Barry Saban: “Mitch, ol’ man, the cameras are on and she’s married. Relax.”[/size]
Mitch McMaster: “I’m married too, I think, who remembers?! Anyway…”[/size]
Mitch looked into the camera, removing his sunglasses as Felicity just chuckled.
Felicity Cash: “Mitch, why is it you challenged for this match after everything? Axel had been seen proposing to Angel at the last Wrestling With Christ and you…”[/size]
Before she could continue.
Mitch McMaster: “Felicity, my sweet baby girlfriend, I hate to cut a beautiful lady off but I got to. See, Axel thinks he can get with a McMaster, he thinks he can get with my little Angel? Nuh uh! He’s not good enough to be in this family! He comes in thinking he’s some kind of Chet Dakota when he’s not even a Dakota Smith! I ain’t having it, not in my house. The McMasters are a family of legends, Angel isn’t some simple second generation wrestler, she’s so many generations of wrestler I lost count baby! My daddy was a wrestler, his daddy was a wrestler, his daddy before that, my grandma used to sew costumes for the boys. We all paid our dues and this big meathead thinks he can just marry in to the greatest wrestling family the world has ever known? NUH UH.”[/size]
He smiled into the camera.
Mitch McMaster: “Now I might be a little old, but I still can do a few things in that ring if I have to… but why waste the effort? So I called in Badass Barry Saban over here to handle it… and he will rip Axels head off and show the world why no one is good enough to be with my baby girl.”[/size]
Mitch said as he walked off and Axel just smirked and nodded towards Felicity before heading off.
Axel vs. Barry Saban (w/ Mitch McMaster)
Old Guy Showcase[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Axel was briefly seen at Wrestling With Christ 2: Apocalypse during a backstage segment popping the question to Angel McMaster but this brought out a then unknown threat. Mitch McMaster, the father of Angel McMaster as made obvious by him having the last name… and he brought his client, Barry Saban.”
Nate Paxton: “That’s right, No BS, All Badass Barry Saban came in here and we were due for a hoss fight, Lazlo.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “The two big men locked up and neither seemed to get the advantage. It was a mass of two men, big meaty meat driving into each other, neither having any give! It was enough meat out there to make the biggest vegan weak at their knees!”
Nate Paxton: “Both of these men ended up breaking into a brawl and this slugfest went for some time. The back and forth continued with both meeting with several clothesline attempts in the center of the ring but neither taking the other down!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Finally, Barry got the edge and Axel relents! Barry goes low and kicks his knees out from under him, then starts gut wrench suplexing Axel around the ring!”
Nate Paxton: “Finally, after several gut wrench suplexes topping off in a gut wrench powerbomb, Barry goes for the pin for a near fall!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Axel immediately leaps up after that onslaught! He drops him with the Axel Reigns gorilla press slam! 1… 2… KICKOUT! The crowd in shock and totally not piped in due to uninterested Saudi Arabian crowds!”
Nate Paxton: “Mitch is on the apron now trying to distract! Axel gets low blowed by Barry! Rollup! 1… 2… KICKOUT!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Mitch is having a fit at ringside, he can’t believe this and I can’t either! Axel just got his nuts knocked around like the tetherball. Now both men trying to recover, Axel’s sack clearly ailing him like mine that time I slammed it in a window.”
Nate Paxton: “Not going to ask as Barry goes for a clothesline while Mitch tries to distract the referee! Axel ducks it and shoves Barry into the ref, who goes into McMaster!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “McMasters on the floor, the referee is dazed! Barry turns around and Axel Reigns! ”
Nate Paxton: “The referee snaps out of it and immediately goes for the pinfall attempt! 1… 2… 3!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Axel wins the old man showcase which Saudi Arabia requested, much to the dismay of Mitch McMaster whose yelling about doing this himself!”
Nate Paxton: “Maybe a main event at Super Wrestling With Christ in the future?!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “We don’t know!”[/size]
WINNER: Axel
Echo Layne had gotten away with the gold and left behind the book of the dead, but now she was trying to sneak her way out of this place.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Echo is now a two time Golden Ticket Champion but she has to get out of dodge here to keep it… can she do it?”[/size]
The answer for the moment was no! Hurricanrana out of nowhere from Cai Yukiko throwing Echo head first into a wall! Cai immediately leaps atop Echo and hooks the leg… 1… 2… 3!
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Cai Yukiko!”[/size]
Cai grabs the gold and runs by a man wearing all black who high fives her. Though his face is obscured from the camera shot. Cai keeps running only for Jason Van Owen to come pummeling into her from nowhere! Clothesline and then he rolls her up on the floor!
1… 2… 3!
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Jason Van Owen!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Yet another reign for Yukiko but Van Owen had been waiting! Who will leave tonight with the gold?! We’ll find out soon enough.”
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Neve Marx vs. Siberia Zombie vs. SILK vs. Maxx Bennett vs. Heidi vs. Violet Fontenot
Ladder Match
CCW Saudi Arabia Championship[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “This is one we’ve all been waiting for, a five way ladder match for the CCW Saudi Arabia Championship. We saw several of these individuals in the battle royal earlier tonight, if Maxx wins, she’s clearly fine as far as the match on night two she earned. But if she loses, she does get a second chance on night two, something to think about!”
Nate Paxton: “Either way Maxx goes, she has double duty on night two, that’s something. Then you have Siberia Zombie here who has been a dark horse going in and many peoples favorite… then SILK, a man known around the world, and then the newcomers. Neve Marx who we saw earlier tonight twice already and has built a strong career up in short order here in CCW. And Heidi, this young lady was a relative unknown when she got here but has taken the company by storm!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Everyone rushes for a ladder early on with Maxx being smart and deciding to stay out of the ring. Neve is first in to set up a ladder but Siberia Zombie hits the ring and immediately takes her in the back with a ladder, knocking her off and shoving the ladders over so she can continue to assault Miss Marx.”
Nate Paxton: “While Neve is on the ground, SILK is on the outside driving Heidi into a set of steps. Then he sees his opening while Siberia is working on Neve, he’s going up the ladder, Laz! SILK may have it! Violet Fontenot tries to get into the ring and stop him but he kicks her in the head! He set it up and he’s trying his best to get to the top but Siberia sees him! She’s right there after him! They’re fighting on top of the ladder oh my stars and garters its chaos here already!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wait there comes Heidi! She just shoved the ladder over and SILK goes crashing to the floor while Siberia just awkwardly gets hung up on the ropes on the way down! Nearly took her head off! Let’s hope the faith healers can check her out here!”
Nate Paxton: “Heidi is ascending the ladder now… she’s at the top… the championship is in her grasp but she’s struggling with that clasp! Wait, Neve just scaled up the ladder after her, these two young ladies are slugging on top of it! Neve ascends a little higher… HURRICANRANA FROM NEVE OFF THE LADDER ON HEIDI! Both of them just hit the mat and the ladder looks like the very foundation of it has twisted and warped from them literally riding it to the ground!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “If the crowd were alive they would be chanting holy s word. Wait a minute, Maxx has been relatively unscathed through all of this! She just hit the ring and Neve grabs at her leg, Maxx drives a boot into her head, then starts to scale one of the ladders in the ring! Maxx is almost to the top but wait a minute, SILK! Silk’s back! Silk just comes in behind Maxx and hits her with the Bare Back off the ladders, barely hanging on himself!”
Nate Paxton: “Silks done it! He’s climbing to the top, his hands are on the clasp! All he has to do is unhook it and he is champion of Saudi Arabia!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wait! Siberia Zombie is beating the ever loving hell out of SILK with a step ladder! No matter how thick he believes himself to be, a ladder to the tailbone hurts! SILk drops down and she drives it into his throat, then drops him with Aibidzi Callling! Siberia has a clear chance now to climb the ladder and retrieve the gold! Nothing is stopping her!”
Nate Paxton: “Siberia is ascending… and she unhooks it!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “And here is your winner and the first-ever Christ Centered Wrestling Saudi Arabia Champion… SIBERIA ZOMBIE!”
Nate Paxton: “Congratulations to Siberia Zombie!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Congrats indeed but we see Taylor Lynn backstage, and Maxx outside of the ring, both glaring at Zombie… they want what she has.”[/size]
WINNER: Siberia Zombie
Anwar bin Talal wandered down the hall looking angry, stomping his way up to Jake Kovacs who seemed to have more on his mind than any issues Talal may have.
Anwar bin Talal: “What was that out there?”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “What? What happened out there?”[/size]
Jake questioned as he looked to Anwar, confused, still seemingly looking over his shoulder for his father.
Anwar bin Talal: “Did you not see it? Were you not paying attention? A woman is the first ever CCW Saudi Arabia Championship, this was not what we agreed upon!”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “Wait, Siberia Zombie is a woman?”[/size]
Anwar seemed miffed with this even further.
Anwar bin Talal: “You are to fix this as soon as possible and keep up your end of the bargain, don’t make me handle it myself.”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “Don’t worry, don’t worry, we’ll do something about all of this in night two.”[/size]
Anwar bin Talal: “Two women won your battle royal, how will you do that?”[/size]
Anwar said as he walked away in a huff, leaving Jake to figure out what he would do from here.
Jake Kovacs: “... How will I fix that indeed, hmm… Oh well, first things first, gotta kill my dad again.”[/size]
Jason Van Owen was still somehow surviving with the championship in hand, but the Golden Ticket Championship was a hot ticket everyone wanted. He knew this, so he was traversing his way through the back trying his best to save his own skin. Then out of nowhere he gets a barbed wire bat to the back of the head! The debuting Cynthia is here who we saw earlier in the night in the battle royal!
Cynthia: “Ref! Ref!”[/size]
She yelled as she hooked his leg for a pin and the referee began the count… 1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Cynthia!”[/size]
Cynthia: “Did this for you, Dante!”[/size]
She celebrated briefly before running down the hall and running into the also debuting Eviie, both of them staring one another in the face.
Eviie: “You…”[/size]
Cynthia: “You…”[/size]
Eviie: “We team tomorrow night I know but…”[/size]
Cynthia: “Don’t do anything you’ll regret right now then?”[/size]
Eviie: “Well now I gotta.”[/size]
The two started fighting with Eviie and Cynthia doing battle back and forth, she boots Cynthia in the gut, takes a picture off the wall and hits her with it! Then she immediately hooks the leg… 1… 2… 3!
Burt Fleischman: “New champion, Eviie!”[/size]
Eviie looked apologetic at Cynthia before taking off down the hall with the gold, and Cynthia sat up looking angry.
Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard) vs. Children of the Moon (Bex Thoreau and Julie Miri)
CCW Tag Champions vs. 4CW Tag Champions[/size]
Non-Title
Lazlo Goodlove: “We see some tag team action now as CCW Tag Team Champions face off against the 4CW Tag Champions in glorious, holy combat. The Children of the Moon or the Double Dragons. Both fan favorites here, both looking to make their mark in this company in different ways. The Children want to jump in to the deep end while the Dragons want to prove themselves to be even grander than they already have thus far!”
Nate Paxton: “These two teams exchanged a lot of back and forth action early on too, with neither immediately gaining an upper hand. If this were booked, this early part of the match would have been 50/50 booking at its finest and I hated it to be honest.”
Lazlo Goodlove: “You hate most things, Pax. But the COTM eventually gained the upper hand after a missed springboard attempt from Bogard. Bex was working the knee and quick tags in and out from the COTM, with Julie getting her share of offense too.”
Nate Paxton: “The COTM showed a lot of talent too by isolating the Dragons and slowing down that high flying, Jesus powered offense they’re known for.”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “The COTM keeps working him over and they go for a pin but Bogard kicks out! Bex has Bogard in the ring but he gets free and tags in Lee! Lee’s wiping them out with flying forearms. Julie hits the ring but Lee takes her down as well! Standing shooting star on Bex! 1… 2… KICKOUT!”
Nate Paxton: “Close but Bogard is hurting in the corner now, favoring his leg. Bex looks like she had the wind knocked out of her with that standing shooting star but Lee is still on her, he whips her into the ropes hard and goes running but boot by Bex!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Bex makes the tag and Julie enters! Wow, Julie just nearly took the head clean off of Johnny Lee with a kick! 1… 2… KICKOUT!”
Nate Paxton: “These two teams have not given the other an inch so far and it seems like we might get to see who the best team in the sport is right now?! Is it the Dragons or the Children?!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “The Dragons are back up having a staredown with the COTM! The crowd are on their feet and they honestly may be ready to kill us all! But wait a minute, American Pain Experience! Thunder and Andrews are on their way to the ring and the Dragons are confused! COTM kicks Johnny out of the ring!”
Nate Paxton: “They’re focusing the injured Bogard as Thunder and Andrews stand over Lee, mocking him! Dark Side of the Moon!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “1… 2… 3! Children of the Moon just pinned the CCW Tag Team Champions thanks to those God damned APEs!”
Nate Paxton: “American Pain Experience is backing off as Bogard lays in the ring realizing what happened, Thunder and Andrews mocking as COTM just celebrates their victory!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “What a debut for the Children of the Moon though, they just pinned the Tag Team Champions!”
Nate Paxton: “But this clearly isn’t over between APE and the Dragons, not by a longshot!”[/size]
WINNER: Children of the Moon.
Eviie wandered down the hall, sneaking past an interview where Brennan Devlin was being interviewed by Felicity Cash. Brennan was being sneaky and shushed Felicity as Eviie went by.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Devlin seems to be up to something…”[/size]
A car came driving through a wall and the drivers face was obscured, they scurried away, Devlin managed to dodge it and pull Felicity out of the way too!
Brennan Devlin: “HA! You’re never going to get me with a stupid car again you fucks! I saw it coming! My third eye is open!”[/size]
Eviie was distracted by the crash when out of nowhere, Cecily Golding rolls Eviie up! 1… 2… 3!
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Cecily Golding!”[/size]
Brennan hugged Felicity then Cecily hops on Brennans back and the team runs away, leaving Eviie sitting on the ground looking mad! Cynthia wandered up and helped her up.
Cynthia: “So was it worth it?”[/size]
Eviie looked annoyed as we fade into the break.
Chang Dong Geun vs. Allah
Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Championship
Gun on a Pole[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Both Chang and Allah are ready to start… the bell rings and… SPEAR BY CHANG ON ALLAH! WAIT A MINUTE!”
Nate Paxton: “Holy shit it can’t… not this quick! Chang lifts Allah up into the Jackhammer and drives him into the mat!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Chang is now shaking the ropes and roaring at the crowd who finally have some life in them! Chang is moving to the pole and the crowd is all standing, seemingly ready to riot at how their lord has been assaulted like this but if they think we won’t disrespect their God… hell, we disrespected our own!”
Nate Paxton: “Chang has the gun! He loads it and now he’s standing over Allah who is in a kneeling position! Chang just said a cool one liner, did you hear it? I heard it!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Chang just shot Allah and the referee has to ring the bell! It’s over! I think that has to be a record for Wrestling With Christ?! Fastest win in history!”
Saylor Stanhouse: “Here is your winner via murder of his opponent… CHANG DONG GEUN!”
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WINNER: Chang Dong Geun[/size]
Chang had to be escorted out by security as the crowd tried to break through the barricade. People were throwing trash, Chang was flipping them all off screaming that Salman was next. Meanwhile, as chaos ensues backstage, chaos breaks out as Cecily and Brennan are taken down by a horde of wrestlers bowling through them wanting the gold. Faith McKinsey crawled through the crowd, she was off of collection plate duty due to the riotous crowd so she slipped in and got the pin! 1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Faith McKinsey!”[/size]
Faith celebrates briefly as she slips from the horde but Sydney Vahle knocks her in the back of the head with the collection plate! Sydney hooks the leg! 1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Sydney Vahle!”[/size]
Out of nowhere, Wendy Wynne comes driving a bulldozer through the crowd of wrestlers and everyone is sent flying.
Wendy Wynne: “I AM THE UNOFFICIAL TOILET PAPER QUEEN, AHHH!”[/size]
She yelled as she leaped atop Sydney who was stunned, hooking a leg… 1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “Once again, another Golden Ticket Champion, Wendy Wynne!”[/size]
Wendy took off from the crowd, trying to go for the exit, only for SILK to appear. He walked with a swagger up to her and extended a roll of toilet paper towards her.
SILK: “This for the title, deal?”[/size]
Wendy Wynne: “... for now, only because I don’t get the toilet paper until I win tomorrow.”[/size]
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion due to toilet paper trade, SILK!”[/size]
SILK took the belt and began to move down the hall, the crowd still trying to riot as security kept trying to gain control around the building. Backstage though, everyone was worried about the gold. As SILK turns a corner though, a rock is chucked right into his face, knocking him out! Skylar Knight hooks the leg! 1… 2… 3!
Rusty McFeely: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Skylar Knight!”[/size]
Skylar has her gold that she started the night with back again and she takes off as we fade into the main event!
Winter Drell © vs. Jacob Kuntz
CCW Heavyweight Championship[/size]
Go Into the (At Least 10,000 or more) Light Tubes Deathmatch
*Chris Constantine Jr. will be at ringside.
Lazlo Goodlove: “It’s time for the final battle of the night as Winter Drell defends her gold against Jacob Kuntz. But the factor of Chris Constantine Jr. sitting by the ring has to complicate things here. Winter having a hard time taking her eye off him and Kuntz drives a boot into her in the early goings and starts clubbing her down to the mat!”
Nate Paxton: “Jacob Kuntz is out of the ring immediately breaking into the massive stash of light tubes by the ring and Winter goes for some as well. Both get into the ring one in each hand!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Kuntz swings and Drell ducks it! She just drove her boot into his stomach and already the light tube is slammed over his head! Kuntz is stumbling but he swipes her upside the head with one of his own! Glass dropping all over the ring!”
Nate Paxton: “Drell starts to yell something but Kuntz shoves his hand up in her face, pushing his fingers in her mouth. He’s kneeing her in the stomach and… she’s biting but he’s trying to pry her mouth open as she elbows him in the guts… he’s pushing a light tube into her mouth and she’s trying to fight it off! He just yelled ‘eat this, bitch’ and forced her jaws shut! Drell hits the canvas, spitting light tube everywhere, glass, fluorescent… whatever you call it, all over!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “We need the faith healers out here Winter might lose her tongue or worse. Jacob not letting anyone get to her and check her out… he goes for the pin… 1… 2… KICKOUT! Chris Constantine seems concerned, remember, if she loses here, he doesn’t get a shot tomorrow night!”
Nate Paxton: “Kuntz keeps going at her now though, he knows he has her down, he’s stomping away before he sees more light tubes outside of the ring! This son of a bitch, that’s a woman you’re dealing with, Kuntz! Chet Dakota would never do this!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Kuntz is throwing several light tubes into the ring, ten… twelve… fourteen… that’s gotta be over twenty light tubes littering the ring here, Paxton! Blood pouring from the mouth of Winter Drell… This sick son of a bitch.”
Nate Paxton: “He just lifted Drell up into the air now, hoisting her up… don’t do this, come on, Kuntz! You have her where you want her, just stop it! He’s going for In the Crawlspace, a place he’s been many times but Drell has enough sense to get loose from his grasp! Drell slugging him here, several knees to the gut, elbows, punches, fighting for survival here, surrounded by a minefield of light tubes!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Wait, Drell locks it in… DRACARYS INTO THE LIGHT TUBES! But she just drove her own self into them as well, both individuals laying on the shattered light tube filled mat aching but Drell goes for the cover… Constantine wincing on the outside, still not sure who to cheer… the referee counts it… 1… 2… 3…. NO WAIT KICKOUT!”
Nate Paxton: “Jacob Kuntz is still in this thing but he smartly puts some distance between himself and Drell… he’s outside the ring now, stumbling, actually laughing as he works his way up the ramp, falling on the ramp near the various stacks of light tubes!”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Drell still badly bleeding from the mouth now as she gets out of the ring to follow, Kuntz is still laughing and flipping her off for some reason. Winter is pissed, they meet and they’re slugging it out again! The crowd is still pissed on the outside from earlier over what Chang did to Allah and honestly the barricades are getting a little flimsy but we’re in this until we’re murdered at least!”
Nate Paxton: “The crowd just broke through! Several angry Saudi Arabians are beating down Winter and Kuntz for what Chang did to Allah! They’re being trampled here as the security tries to restore order!”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “I think those may be some of those secret police forces - the Mahabith I believe, extremists that try to keep Saudi Arabia customs intact at the behest of Prince Salman but I’m not sure! They’re beating the hell out of Kuntz, and seemingly working hard on Drell, maybe due to her being a woman! Security has to restore order here!”
Nate Paxton: “The security is finally getting the Mahabith out of here, Kuntz is up on the stage now… he chucked Winter off the stage into a stack of light tubes! Winter tried to cover up but even then her arms got most of it! Kuntz is going for the cover… 1… 2… 3?”
Lazlo Goodlove: “Chris Constantine! Constantine breaks up the pinfall but wait, Tedmund attacks Constantine! Tedmund has his own things to gain from Kuntz winning here! They’re fighting into the crowd but now the crowds fighting them! The Double Dragons are out trying to help Winter but American Pain Experience and the Crusade both end up out on stage and they’re brawling. Even the local Saudi Arabians are jumping in as these teams, Constantine and Tedmund all fight into the crowd! Pure pandemonium! The Saudi’s arent happy about what we did to Allah, the teams aren’t happy with each other! What is going on?!”
Nate Paxton: “Winter is crawling back up onto the stage and going for the opposite side, but Kuntz is after her like the serial killer Eddy Poe wishes he could be. Kuntz is pissed Constantine cost him and he’s going to make it right...”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “Drop toe hold by Drell onto the steel, Drell grabs a light tube, a couple of them and starts stuffing them down the front of Kuntz’s pants as he lays on the ramp… and she’s stomping the light tubes into the genitals of Jacob Kuntz! She’s smashing away at his crotch!”[/size]
Nate Paxton: “Kuntz is still laughing it off and Drell looking at him like he’s a sick fuck as he begs for more! She lifts him up, looking off the stage… DRACARYS OFF THE STAGE INTO LIGHT TUBES! She pins him… 1… 2...”[/size]
Lazlo Goodlove: “THREE! Drell wins thanks to many things… Kuntz had it at one point too if not for that damned Chris Constantine!”[/size]
Saylor Stanhouse: “HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL CCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, WINTER DRELL!”[/size]
WINNER: Winter Drell.
[/size]
Winter Drell sits on the stage bleeding from the mouth, Kuntz is down as the Double Dragons and American Pain Experience all fight out into the crowd. They fight into the backstage area as cameras try to keep up with the action. The crowd is breaking out of the barricades again in anger.
Lazlo Goodlove: “Everything is going crazy here at ringside after Chang murdering Allah and now these fights out into the crowd riling everyone up! Everyone’s evacuating into the back from ringside now and EMTs are helping Winter and Kuntz… We have some chaos going in the back as well… ahhh!”[/size]
Several Saudi Arabian men rush the announce table as Lazlo and Paxton take off to the back running. In the backstage, Skylar is trying to avoid chaos from people wanting the gold while security tries to regain control in the arena. Out of nowhere, Skylar is rolled up by Violet Fontenot! 1… 2… 3!
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “New Champion, Violet Fontenot!”[/size]
Fontenot took off with the belt, only for Kip Classic to hit her with a two by four in the back of the head! He then hooks her leg! 1… 2… 3!
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “New Champion, Kip Classic.”[/size]
Kip Classic: “Brennan would be proud of me, I showed the killer instinct and…”[/size]
A tranquilizer dart hit him in the neck and he fell over. Nobody was sure from who but Dame Miri walked out, casually eating a luxurious sandwich he had gotten in catering.
Damien Miri: “Wow, they have everything here, I don’t ever want to leave… oh.”
He put his boot on Kip’s chest… 1…. 2… 3!
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Dame Miri!”[/size]
Damien Miri: “Cool.”[/size]
He held up the championship, only to stop in his tracks, frozen in the act of attempting to roll him up was Julie Miri.
Damien Miri: “You can just have this if you don’t ruin my sandwich.”[/size]
Julie Miri: “Deal.”[/size]
He handed her the championship and Mel Swanson called it down the middle.
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “New Golden Ticket Champion via not ruining Damien’s sandwich, Julie Miri!”[/size]
Before Julie could really celebrate, Bex Thoreau rolls her up! 1… 2… 3! Bex clings to the gold immediately.
Bex Thoreau: “HA, I TOLD YOU I WAS THE HOT ONE!”[/size]
She ran away only to get caught with a big boot for her troubles while Deadeye Weston and Andrew Wilkow jumped out in the path of Dame and Julie! Jack Danielson pins Bex! 1… 2… 3!
‘Cool Dad’ Mel Swanson: “New Golden Ticket Champion, Jack Danielson!”[/size]
Jack, Deadeye and Andrew all hopped in a car and took off as Julie punched and kicked at the air in intimidating fashion and Damien kept eating his sandwich.
Andrew and Jack: “We’ll see you in the Saudi Arabia’s Favorite Tag Team cup thing!”[/size]
Julie Miri: “You could have helped you know!”[/size]
Damien Miri: “Why?”[/size]
We fade back out to the ring where Prince Salman has appeared alongside Anwar bin Talal to try to calm everyone down.
Anwar bin Talal: “Please everyone, the Prince would like to say a few words and…”[/size]
The lights go out… FIREBALL TO THE FACE OF PRINCE SALMAN! His traditional headdress on fire as the crowd reacts wildly! Chang stands there flipping Salman and Anwar off! Anwar trying to restore order as Chang flees the ring again and we fade out of the feed to the arena…
Jake Kovacs: “What the fuck… everyone just… everyone just went crazy…”[/size]
Everly Faye: “... do we run?”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “We can’t run, we have one more night of this…”[/size]
Anwar finally made it back as the crowd in the building finally seemed to disperse after destroying the place in a full blown riot.
Anwar bin Talal: “What was that out there Kovacs?! You said you had them all under control…”[/size]
Jake Kovacs: “I… I..”[/size]
He had no words.
Anwar bin Talal: “Handle this and improve night two, or none of you will make it out of this country alive. That is not a threat, that is my concern and you had best be concerned as well!”[/size]
Jake walked over to the desk in the room he was using as an office, sitting down as Everly came to sit down on his lap. Jake seemed annoyed only for a door to push open…
Jake Kovacs: “...”[/size]
Everly Faye: “....”[/size]
Marty Kovacs: “We should probably talk.”[/size]
End.
Skylar Knight def. Magnus to retain the CCW Golden Ticket Championship.
Cecily Golding and Brennan Devlin def. The Christ Stars (Dynamite Larry and the Ghost of Radical Randy)
Maxx Bennett and Taylor Lynn win the 40 Person Go To Heaven Battle Royal
Heather Haze and Taylor Lynn def. The New Policy (Patrollers 1 and 2)
Cartier def. Kitty Dark
Neve Marx and Astraea def. The Killer Baes (Astrid Weston and Corrie Tomsen)
Damien Miri def. Lex Collins
Tedmund Montgomery and the Crusade def. Deadeye Weston, Jack Danielson and Andrew Wilkow and The Ashleys (Ashley LaShae, Ashley R., and Ashley J.)
Regulators Inc. (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler) def. Angel McMaster and C.J. Sweet
Axel def. Barry Saban (w/ Mitch McMaster)[/size]
Siberia Zombie def. Neve Marx, SILK, Maxx Bennett, Violet Fontenot and Heidi to win the CCW Saudi Arabia Championship.
Children of the Moon (Bex Thoreau and Julie Miri) def. The Double Dragons (Jeff Bogard and Johnny Lee)
Chang Dong Geun © def. Allah to retain the Hollywood Heritage Heavyweight Championship via execution.
Winter Drell © def. Jacob Kuntz to retain the CCW Heavyweight Championship.[/size]
CCW Heavyweight Championship -
[*]Chris Constantine Jr. (1x) defeated Tedmund Montgomery, Winter Drell, Jody Stagg, Willie Pete, Chang Dong Geun, and Redd Thunder in a Chamber of God Match at Wrestling WIth Christ #1, Night Two on 2/23/2020.
[*]Winter Drell (1x, current) defeated Chris Constantine Jr. and Willie Pete in an Apocalypse Match at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse, 3/15/2020.[/size][/list]
Successfully defended against Jacob Kuntz in a Go into the Lighttubes Match at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/2020.
CCW Christcore Championship -
[*]Angel McMaster (1x, current) defeated Fallon Lockhart, Rika, Wendy Wynne, Violet Fontenot, Andrew Wilkow, Jack Danielson, Siberia Zombie and Cartier in a Dog Kennel From Heaven match at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse on 3/15/2020.
CCW Tag Team Championship -
[*]Brew Collar (Jack Danielson and Andrew Wilkow) defeated Cecily Golding/Brennan Devlin, Chris Constantine Jr./Redd Thunder, Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard), and Flex Appeal (Skylar/Matt Knight). Wrestling With Christ #1, Night One on 2/22/2020
[*]The Double Dragons (Johnny Lee and Jeff Bogard) (1x) defeated Brew Collar (Andrew Wilkow and Jack Danielson) at Wrestling With Christ #1, Night Two on 2/23/2020.[/size][/list]
Successfully defended against the American Pain Experience (Duke Andrews and Redd Thunder) at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse, 3/15/2020.
[*]?
CCW Golden Ticket Championship -
If you hold this and die, you instantly get to go to heaven which in times like these is bigger than you’d think.[/i]
[*]Winter Drell defeats CJ Sweet, Siberia Zombie, Jacob Kuntz, Fallon Lockhart, Angel McMaster and Kira Izumi.
God announces the Golden Ticket Championship will be defended under 24/7 rules until Night Two: Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20
[*]Chang Dong Geun pins Winter Drell. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Fallon Lockhart pins Chang Dong Geun. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Neve Marx pins Fallon Lockhart. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Skylar Knight pins Neve Marx. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Dirty Gus Stevens pins Skylar Knight. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Brennan Devlin pins Gus Stevens. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Angel McMaster pins Brennan Devlin. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Faith McKinsey pins Angel McMaster. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Cai Yukiko pins Faith McKinsey. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Bun Bun pins Cai Yukiko. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Tedmund Montgomery pins Bun Bun. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Winter Drell (2x) pins Tedmund Montgomery. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Sloane Taylor pins Winter Drell. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]CJ Sweet pins Sloane Taylor. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Cecily Golding pins CJ Sweet. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Kira Izumi pins Cecily Golding. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Baewatch pins Kira Izumi. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Sadie Cassidy pins Jacob Holliday of Baewatch. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Siberia Zombie pins Sadie of Regulators Inc. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Jacob Kuntz pins Siberia Zombie. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Shane Clemmens pins Jacob Kuntz. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Violet Fontenot pins Shane Clemmens. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Rika pins Violet Fontenot. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Angel McMaster (2x) pins Rika. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Tedmund Montgomery (2x) pins Angel McMaster. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i]
[*]Winter Drell (3x) pins Tedmund Montgomery. Wrestling With Christ #1, 2/22/20-2/23/20[/size][/i][/list]
24/7 Rules End.
[*]Skylar Knight (2x) pins Winter Drell in a sanctioned match. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.
24/7 Rules Begin Again.
[*]Saylor Stanhouse pins Skylar Knight. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.
[*]Skylar Knight (3x) pins Saylor Stanhouse. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Sydney Vahle pins Skylar Knight. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Taylor Lynn pins Sydney Vahle. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heather Haze pins Taylor Lynn. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]A mop pins Heather Haze. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Kit pins a mop. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Chellsea pins Kit. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Hercule Giles pins Chellsea. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heidi pins Hercule Giles. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Jacob Cross pins Heidi. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Allister Meowly pins Jacob Cross. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Nikkii pins Allister Meowly. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Echo Layne pins Nikkii. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Chelsea Miller and Trevor Miller pin Echo Layne. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Lisa Seldon pins Trevor Miller. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Maxx Bennett pins Lisa Seldon. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heather Haze (2x) pins Maxx Bennett. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Tyler Bennett pins Heather Haze. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Everly Faye pins Tyler Bennett. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Rika pins Everly Faye. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Pao Chan pins Rika. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Cecily Golding (2x) pins Pao Chan. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Cai Yukiko (2x) pins Cecily Golding. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Deirdre Evans pins Rika. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Allister Meowly (2x) pins Deirdre Evans. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Essence pins Allister Meowly. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Wendy Wynne pins Essence. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.
Wendy has first ever successful defense of the championship against Tony Savage.[/size][/i]
[*]Faith McKinsey (2x) pins Wendy Wynne. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]God pins Faith McKinsey. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]The Killer Baes (Corrie Tomsen and Astrid Weston) pin God. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Tony Savage pins Astrid Weston. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Duke Andrews pins Tony Savage. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Heidi pins Duke Andrews. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Siberia Zombie (2x) pins Heidi. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Antanasia Knox pins Siberia Zombie, Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Moros pins Antanasia Knox. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Brien Storm pins Moros. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Skylar Knight (4x) pins Brien Storm. Wrestling With Christ #2, 3/15/20.[/size]
[*]Cliff Morgan pins Skylar Knight. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Verity Sinclaire and Felicity Cash double pin Cliff Morgan. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Skylar Knight (5x) pins Verity Sinclaire and Felicity Cash. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i][/list]
Skylar successfully defends the championship in a sanctioned match against Magnus at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 04/04/2020.
[*]Heather Haze (3x) pins Skylar Knight. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.
[*]Tiara Saunders pins Heather Haze. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Aries pins Tiara Saunders. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Maxx Bennett (2x) pins Aries. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Taylor Lynn (2x) pins Maxx Bennett. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Magnus pins Taylor Lynn. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Jane Adler pins Magnus. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Hercule Giles (2x) pins Jane Adler. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Echo Layne (2x) pins Hercule Giles. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Cai Yukiko (3x) pins Echo Layne. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Jason Van Owen pins Cai Yukiko. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Cynthia pins Jason Van Owen. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Eviie pins Cynthia. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Cecily Golding (3x) pins Eviie. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Faith McKinsey (3x) pins Cecily Golding. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Sydney Vahle (2x) pins Faith McKinsey. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Wendy Wynne (2x) pins Sydney Vahle. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]SILK trades Wendy Wynne a roll of toilet paper for the championship.[/size]
[*]Skylar Knight (6x) pins SILK. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Violet Fontenot (2x) pins Skylar Knight. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Kip Classic pins Violet Fontenot. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Dame Miri pins Kip Classic. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Julie Miri doesn’t attack Dame and ruin his sandwich so he gives her the title. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Bex Thoreau pins Julie Miri. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i]
[*]Jack Danielson pins Bex Thoreau. The Greatest Wrestling With Christ, 4/4/20.[/size][/i][/list]
CCW Pie Baking Sash -.
[*]Cartier (1x) defeated Barry Switzer, Essence and Regulators Inc (Sadie Cassidy and Jane Adler) at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse on 3/15/2020.
CCW God’s Favorite Wrestler Trophy -.
[*]C.J. Sweet (1x) defeated Brennan Devlin, Cecily Golding, Cai Yukiko, Moros and Ricky Stanton in a Elimination Match at Wrestling With Christ #2: Apocalypse on 3/15/2020.
CCW Saudi Arabia Championship -.
Can only be defended in Saudi Arabia.
[*]Siberia Zombie (1x, current) defeated Neve Marx, Heidi, SILK and Maxx Bennett in a ladder match at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ on 4/03/2020.
Go to Heaven Battle Royal Winner -.
Winner is going to Heaven when they die.
[*]Maxx Bennett and Taylor Lynn won the inaugural Go to Heaven Battle Royal at The Greatest Wrestling With Christ on 4/03/2020 due to both hitting the floor at the same time.
