Post by glum on Nov 29, 2021 0:30:47 GMT
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PLUNDERING PUNCHINELLO
WRESTLER'S STATS
REAL NAME: He won’t share it.
IN-RING NAME: GLUM
NICKNAME(S): "Plundering Punchinello", "Alcoholic Anarchist", “Clown King of Drunk”
HEIGHT: Taller than a Stepladder (6’3”)
WEIGHT: 666 Barrels of Monkeys (230 lbs.)
HOMETOWN: The WOrld Famous Clown Motel
PERSONALITY: Depressed, mostly drunk and/or coked out of his mind. Laughs at gruesome jokes and messed up shit.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
NOTABLE FEATURES: Green hair usually spiked up, clown paint, tattoos that mean nothing, and a bunch of scars from self harm and deathmatches.
ATTIRE: Plaid pants or shorts, oversized clown shoes, some sort of shirt, suspenders.
PIC BASE: Cokie the Clown
WRESTLER'S IN-RING INFO
ALIGNMENT: Heel, but could be neutral if the occasion called for it.
GIMMICK: Depressed, alcoholic, coked up failed birthday party clown.
WRESTLING STYLE: Drunken Clown Style (He calls it this. It’s sort of a combination of strong strikes mixed with comedic showmanship and of course some deathmatch bullshit. He stumbles around, but still manages to put moves together and win a match.)
TAUNTS/MANNERISMS: Chuckling, taking shots from a flask, incoherent yelling, wanking motions, spitting, burping loudly.
STRENGTHS: He’s got a bunch of tricks and gags up his sleeves, he’s pretty tough due to being inebriated most of the time, self mutilation has brought his pain tolerance up as well. Even though he stumbles and looks clumsy he actually has incredible balance.
WEAKNESSES: Gets pissed off a lot which makes him lose focus and fuck up. Slower than he used to be due to the drugs and booze. Bad lungs from excessive chain smoking which can lead to him getting winded. He also doesn’t drink water which is just a weakness in everyday life.
ENTRANCE THEME: "Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION: "Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits as the intro plays out. When the beat picks up Glum stumbles out from the back carrying a unicycle and a flask. He tips the flask back for a chug and adjusts his pork pie hat before laying down the unicycle. He fixes himself a few times before finally hoping onto the unicycle and riding down to the ring.
Once at ringside he falls off the unicycle, but rolls to his feet and pulls his hat off to extend his arms for a quick cheer. He then rolls under the bottom rope and stumbles to his feet before getting up into the corner and raising a fist. He blows a snot rocket before hopping down and shaking the refs hand, shocking them with a joy buzzer and laughing before ditching his jacket in the corner.
WRESTLER'S MOVE-SET
MOST USED MOVES:
Drop Toe Hold (Usually done as a reversal to a running opponent.)
Vomit (Projectile vomit if he gets too drunk. He doesn’t do it on purpose and a lot of the time it’s only him dry heaving.)
Back Body Drop (Done as a reversal on a running opponent.)
Whoopee Cushion (Jumping Seated Senton)
Super Whoopee Cushion (Jumping Seated Senton from the top rope. Can also be done from the apron.)
Front Dropkick (He uses his giant clown shoes to his advantage.)
Eat My Feet (Arm Wringer Foot Jawbreaker aka Eat Defeat.)
What’s that? (Glum points at the ceiling and when they look up he stomps their foot. Can lead into anything after.)
Lariat/Discus Lariat (He prefers to put the spin on it, but he doesn’t do it every time.)
Clown Shuffle (3 jabs followed by a little dance and then an enziguri.)
2 For Flinching (He goes to punch them and they flinch and when they look back he pokes them in the eyes and laughs.)
Tell Tale Heart punch (Old school heart punch but with a goofy name.)
Atomic Wedgie (He locks their legs into their own pants before laughing. When they realize what’s going on he dropkicks them in the jaw.)
Bull Riding (He hops on their back and rides them like a wild bull before rolling them into a pin.)
Drum Solo (Arm Trapped Chest Stomps.)
SIGNATURE MOVES:
Clowncave (Running Leaping double stomp to the head of a standing opponent.)
Rockabye Baby (Cradle DDT)
Booger Sugar (Glum pulls a handful of white powder from his pocket and throws it in the opponent's face, temporarily blinding them leaving them open for a palm strike to the nose.)
FINISHING MOVES:
Size 22’s (Curb Stomp)
Super Size 22’s (Leg Lock Curb Stomp)
Marionette Dance (Full Nelson Into a Reverse STO with Theatrics)
Nose Job (GLUM pulls out a foam clown nose and locks in a nose claw.)
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
He’s been a failure so far. The only real accomplishment is the fact that he hasn’t lost his clown car from non payments.
CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
Not much is known about the clown they call Glum. He keeps everything close to his chest and hasn't really revealed too much. All that is known is that he was conceived and born at the World Famous Clown Motel and became a birthday party clown. According to online reports, he was constantly intoxicated and late to the parties. And when he did show up he would put together awful tricks and end up making a fool of himself at the parties, eating all the food, puking in the goody bags, and even having sex with the Mothers of the children. He was fired from many a company before going into business himself. Most of the time he is hired due to being so cheap and almost always being available.
PLUNDERING PUNCHINELLO
WRESTLER'S STATS
REAL NAME: He won’t share it.
IN-RING NAME: GLUM
NICKNAME(S): "Plundering Punchinello", "Alcoholic Anarchist", “Clown King of Drunk”
HEIGHT: Taller than a Stepladder (6’3”)
WEIGHT: 666 Barrels of Monkeys (230 lbs.)
HOMETOWN: The WOrld Famous Clown Motel
PERSONALITY: Depressed, mostly drunk and/or coked out of his mind. Laughs at gruesome jokes and messed up shit.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
NOTABLE FEATURES: Green hair usually spiked up, clown paint, tattoos that mean nothing, and a bunch of scars from self harm and deathmatches.
ATTIRE: Plaid pants or shorts, oversized clown shoes, some sort of shirt, suspenders.
PIC BASE: Cokie the Clown
WRESTLER'S IN-RING INFO
ALIGNMENT: Heel, but could be neutral if the occasion called for it.
GIMMICK: Depressed, alcoholic, coked up failed birthday party clown.
WRESTLING STYLE: Drunken Clown Style (He calls it this. It’s sort of a combination of strong strikes mixed with comedic showmanship and of course some deathmatch bullshit. He stumbles around, but still manages to put moves together and win a match.)
TAUNTS/MANNERISMS: Chuckling, taking shots from a flask, incoherent yelling, wanking motions, spitting, burping loudly.
STRENGTHS: He’s got a bunch of tricks and gags up his sleeves, he’s pretty tough due to being inebriated most of the time, self mutilation has brought his pain tolerance up as well. Even though he stumbles and looks clumsy he actually has incredible balance.
WEAKNESSES: Gets pissed off a lot which makes him lose focus and fuck up. Slower than he used to be due to the drugs and booze. Bad lungs from excessive chain smoking which can lead to him getting winded. He also doesn’t drink water which is just a weakness in everyday life.
ENTRANCE THEME: "Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION: "Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits as the intro plays out. When the beat picks up Glum stumbles out from the back carrying a unicycle and a flask. He tips the flask back for a chug and adjusts his pork pie hat before laying down the unicycle. He fixes himself a few times before finally hoping onto the unicycle and riding down to the ring.
Once at ringside he falls off the unicycle, but rolls to his feet and pulls his hat off to extend his arms for a quick cheer. He then rolls under the bottom rope and stumbles to his feet before getting up into the corner and raising a fist. He blows a snot rocket before hopping down and shaking the refs hand, shocking them with a joy buzzer and laughing before ditching his jacket in the corner.
WRESTLER'S MOVE-SET
MOST USED MOVES:
Drop Toe Hold (Usually done as a reversal to a running opponent.)
Vomit (Projectile vomit if he gets too drunk. He doesn’t do it on purpose and a lot of the time it’s only him dry heaving.)
Back Body Drop (Done as a reversal on a running opponent.)
Whoopee Cushion (Jumping Seated Senton)
Super Whoopee Cushion (Jumping Seated Senton from the top rope. Can also be done from the apron.)
Front Dropkick (He uses his giant clown shoes to his advantage.)
Eat My Feet (Arm Wringer Foot Jawbreaker aka Eat Defeat.)
What’s that? (Glum points at the ceiling and when they look up he stomps their foot. Can lead into anything after.)
Lariat/Discus Lariat (He prefers to put the spin on it, but he doesn’t do it every time.)
Clown Shuffle (3 jabs followed by a little dance and then an enziguri.)
2 For Flinching (He goes to punch them and they flinch and when they look back he pokes them in the eyes and laughs.)
Tell Tale Heart punch (Old school heart punch but with a goofy name.)
Atomic Wedgie (He locks their legs into their own pants before laughing. When they realize what’s going on he dropkicks them in the jaw.)
Bull Riding (He hops on their back and rides them like a wild bull before rolling them into a pin.)
Drum Solo (Arm Trapped Chest Stomps.)
SIGNATURE MOVES:
Clowncave (Running Leaping double stomp to the head of a standing opponent.)
Rockabye Baby (Cradle DDT)
Booger Sugar (Glum pulls a handful of white powder from his pocket and throws it in the opponent's face, temporarily blinding them leaving them open for a palm strike to the nose.)
FINISHING MOVES:
Size 22’s (Curb Stomp)
Super Size 22’s (Leg Lock Curb Stomp)
Marionette Dance (Full Nelson Into a Reverse STO with Theatrics)
Nose Job (GLUM pulls out a foam clown nose and locks in a nose claw.)
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
He’s been a failure so far. The only real accomplishment is the fact that he hasn’t lost his clown car from non payments.
CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
Not much is known about the clown they call Glum. He keeps everything close to his chest and hasn't really revealed too much. All that is known is that he was conceived and born at the World Famous Clown Motel and became a birthday party clown. According to online reports, he was constantly intoxicated and late to the parties. And when he did show up he would put together awful tricks and end up making a fool of himself at the parties, eating all the food, puking in the goody bags, and even having sex with the Mothers of the children. He was fired from many a company before going into business himself. Most of the time he is hired due to being so cheap and almost always being available.